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July 17, 2017

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31 Comments
  • kingbigballs July 17, 2017

    First

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  • maddog123 July 17, 2017

    First to what??? Scratch your balls today?? Take a healthy shit??? Jack off jack on jack up side down???

    Share a banana with a monkey?? Tell me to shut the fuck up??? Eh fuck it then I'm second then!!!

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  • hatchetface July 17, 2017

    I'll be the first to say my balls are sweaty and probably stink

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  • maddog123 July 17, 2017

    I've cut back on my drinking to once a month down from 24/7 !!! I'm on my third week sober! Got more energy but my tastes/smells are coming back and realty is setting in!?!???? My fist point is the tastes sober pussy now tastes like shit squeezed thru a fucking rag!!! Second smells??? And pussy now smells like a skunk being shit out of the ass of a skunk!!!third??? All these women I've been sleeping with so far that I've met sober! Are so goddam ugly I doubt they could get laid in a Brazilian death camp!!! I think maybe tommorow I'm going to go see Dr Smirnoff and get my drunk back on I sure miss pussy that tastes like chicken!!!

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    • sarge07 July 17, 2017

      @maddog123 congratulations, stay strong!!

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    • felterupgood July 17, 2017

      @maddog123

      Let me encourage you to stay sober. Smelly pussy is NOT A PROBLEM compared to a bad liver.

      I had liver problems (that are hopefully on the mend now) and when your liver fails to the point it can't remove ammonia from your blood... well you are fucked.

      Take care of yourself and buy some higher quality pussy. You don't have to eat it if you pay for it.

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    • kscott357 July 17, 2017

      @maddog123 just smoke you some pot and you'll..???? You'll. You'll.......... well you'll forget all about it..

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  • GrimmWilder July 17, 2017

    My son has been after me to learn to wield (teach him) i'll get him started this summer....burn some rods and wire, get the feel of it, and he's signed up for classes in the fall.....

    Not what i wanted tho....,,.,,.,.i suppose i should be happy he'll be learning a good trade but still.....i wanted something better for him than what i did..... my oldest is already in the building trade...says he don't want 4 to 6 more years of school.,.,.,,.

    I tell ya....the day you can predict children will be the day you know everything there is to know about women,..,,.,.

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    • maddog123 July 17, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I know several people in the welding trade and make the big bucks!!! Larry travels out of town a lot but does welding up on high ass bridges water towers places like that and makes I believe 50$ hour !

      And there's also under water welders that really make the money!!

      More than most four five year college grads make!!!

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      • thebutcher18 July 17, 2017

        @maddog123 one thing is clear. I was lazy as shit and dumb as fuck in my teenageyears so i took a job at the slaugtherhouse. I learnd everything to know in this fucking job. I worked the bloody hell outa me. 20 Years went by and i own this faktory now. I earn good money! You see: if you are dumb- dont be lasy!

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      • felterupgood July 17, 2017

        @maddog123

        During the cooler months of the year I cut trees for lumber and paper and that is the MOST dangerous job there is... but welding underwater is something I won't do. Electrical current under water? Hell no! Potential for drowning? Hell no! Radiation, explosive gases, shark attacks, hypothermia, etc etc etc.... the list goes on.

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    • happyjack July 17, 2017

      @GrimmWilder In my eyes college isn't for everyone. It's what we want for our kids, and is what's expected these days in our society, but there is no shame in a man earning a living and working hard in a skilled or even non skilled trade.

      We've kind of lost our way forcing ALL kids to go to school when we can usually see at some point during high school years on that college is probably not going to be their best option.

      We've kind of lost our way as a nation in that regard, when you look around at the trades and see that they're 75% immigrant workers. As our kids are off at college racking up debt, their immigrant counter parts are learning a trade and swooping up jobs, establishing themselves and even buying homes before the student even has a degree (if they get one)

      When college is over often they're stuck with a degree with no career to apply it to, and end up settling for a mediocre paying job working along side a non college grad.

      I'm obviously not denouncing college, but I am denouncing our nations obsession with it.

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  • maddog123 July 17, 2017

    I've worked the foundry's most my life till they closed the doors pouring iron and shit hot as hell but I made out pretty good!!! Then it was driving for the old man OTR that was an ass kicker!!! Said fuck that so I became a farmer of sorts and I've never looked back!!! I'm pretty set up now I'm one of the lucky ones I never got caught it was a chance I had to take it was that or the old man so I took my chances knowing that in one of those federal prisons was a bubba with my name tattooed on his chest yeah boy and good googly!

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    • nybadguy July 17, 2017

      @maddog123 Is the farm open today? I like to pick dry and trim my own veggies if ya catch my drift.

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    • nybadguy July 17, 2017

      @maddog123 I almost forgot. Congrats on cutting back on the drink.

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      • maddog123 July 17, 2017

        @nybadguy when I drove I got to know some fellows in jersey I would bring up ciggaretts and you no ??? But that was the late 90s today I'm just a straw chewing beer belly farmer with a lot of happy friends to help me spread my cheer!!! Hee haw and a happy new year!!!

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    • truckingman July 17, 2017

      Maddog123, I was wondering if you employ any beekeeper during any of your crop cycles. Also do you use bee friendly pesticides? I have post a Google search links, below, to help you find some bee friend pesticides and pest control.

      Google search - bee friendly pesticides

      https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&ei=wx5tWeGNK4X2-QGv_rmACQ&q=bee+friendly+pesticides&oq=bee+pesticides&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.3.0i7i30k1j0j0i7i30k1l3.669420.676737

      .0.678748.7.6.1.0.0.0.536.1256.0j4j5-1.5.0....0...1.1j2.64.mobile-gws-hp..1.6.1372.3..35i39k1j0i13k1j0i7i10i30k1.tls2ksmKm1k

      Google search - pesticides that won't harm bees

      https://www.google.com/search?q=pesticides+that+won%27t+harm+bees&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi3idW_

      sJHVAhVGOT4KHeiDCtcQ1QII3wEoAA&biw=1280&bih=800

      Sincerely, Robert Hallock

      the truckingman.

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  • ketamine<3 July 17, 2017

    any Diablo 3 x-box one fans here? Been playing the shit out of it. I'm paragon 2017!

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    • sarge07 July 17, 2017

      @ketamine<3 I have no idea what fuckin language you are speaking, LOL

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      • ketamine<3 July 17, 2017

        @sarge07 aww it's ok, buy and Xbox and come over one day we'll drink a bottle and play some games man!

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    • nybadguy July 17, 2017

      @ketamine<3 No diablo amigo but i play the fuck out of call of duty iw. NYantichrist add me on xbox one.

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      • ketamine<3 July 17, 2017

        @nybadguy I'm heading to work right now but I will when I get off. Lysergichedshot is my gamer tag :)

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  • picklehiesner July 17, 2017

    Hi

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    • felterupgood July 17, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      Hi back.... any idea what happened to bobba booey ?

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      • picklehiesner July 18, 2017

        @felterupgood haven't seen him in a while. He's been known to take some lengthy vacations. Miss his clever comments.

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    • truckingman July 17, 2017

      Picklehiesner, I am wondering about how has life been for you?

      Sincerely, Robert Hallock

      the truckingman.

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      • nybadguy July 17, 2017

        @truckingman your creepy friendly tonight truckingman. Your never this friendly. Who should we feed to the bee's?

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      • picklehiesner July 18, 2017

        @truckingman pretty damn good Robbie. Thanks for asking.

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