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August 11, 2017

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107 Comments
  • the suspect August 11, 2017

    First

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  • kingbigballs August 11, 2017

    First

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  • kingbigballs August 11, 2017

    Ok not first but second

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  • kingbigballs August 11, 2017

    Today 9 weeks sober

    Working again bringing money home

    Wife likes me again

    Spending time with the kids

    It's amazing how good life has been since I put the bottle down

    Still have problems just not drowning them in vodka just dealing with them as best I can

    hope everyone else is doing well

    Sober as fuck

    KBB

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    • Cory H. August 11, 2017

      @kingbigballs ,

      Good job. I hope you stick with it. I know it's not easy.

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      • kingbigballs August 11, 2017

        @Cory H. Thank you Cory H. And everyone else

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    • ketamine<3 August 11, 2017

      @kingbigballs im glad to hear that. Your a strong man thats not an easy thing to do. I hope your ok :)

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    • ouch August 11, 2017

      @kingbigballs Here have a beer to celebrate lol

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    • noboongoon August 11, 2017

      @kingbigballs Good work. Wanna have a drink and talk about it?

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    • happyjack August 11, 2017

      @kingbigballs congratulations You should be proud of yourself. Sky is the limit. Keep yourself busy enjoy your new lease on life.....

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    • luvthick August 11, 2017

      @kingbigballs

      That's Awesome VIP!

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    • sarge07 August 11, 2017

      @kingbigballs Way to go stay on that wagon bub.

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    • truckingman August 11, 2017

      Kingbigballs, I am glad you have beaten you addiction. Also, I suggest that you should take up a hobby like mid and high powered rocketry or beekeeping.

      Sincerely, Robert Hallock

      the truckingman.

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  • seckert August 11, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • the suspect August 11, 2017

      @seckert what do you mean

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      • noboongoon August 11, 2017

        @the suspect What did he say?

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        • the suspect August 11, 2017

          @noboongoon "there is no crazyshit"

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          • noboongoon August 11, 2017

            @the suspect Who keeps deleting the comments?

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  • seckert August 11, 2017

    I hope you die in a Brazilian prison riot and get canibalized

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    • noboongoon August 11, 2017

      @seckert Can I pee in your butt?

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  • noboongoon August 11, 2017

    First

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  • hatchetface August 11, 2017

    Fuck Agatha Christie

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    • sarge07 August 11, 2017

      @hatchetface bless her heart, she was a homely woman

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  • sarge07 August 11, 2017

    My new book "Packing Iron" finally came in. Whoo Hoo

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  • GrimmWilder August 11, 2017

    To the All Great and Powerful Admins of our beloved CS.com!

    Some sexy bitches without dicks Please!

    Grant my plea and i will sacrifice a wild Honey Badger on the altar of blades and stone.........barring that, at least three good swift pigeons!!!!

    +5 -1
    • sarge07 August 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Honey Badger don't give no shit bout nuthin

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    • noboongoon August 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I'll hang a few 'coons to make this happen.

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  • Cory H. August 11, 2017

    On behalf of Crazyshit dot com, I'd like to thank Hatchetface for his contributions to the site and his cordial attitude with a complimentary VIP membership.

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    • picklehiesner August 11, 2017

      @Cory H.

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    • GrimmWilder August 11, 2017

      @Cory H.

      CONGRATULATIONS HATCHETFACE!!!!

      Good thing CS.com is not too picky !.....lol

      Sarge is next,.,..,

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      • sarge07 August 11, 2017

        @GrimmWilder congrats hatchet, and sorry grimm, I seriously doubt that, LOL

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    • ouch August 11, 2017

      @Cory H. Nice

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    • ketamine<3 August 11, 2017

      @Cory H. Nice good job Hatchetface!

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    • luvthick August 11, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Congrats Hatchetface!

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    • hatchetface August 11, 2017

      @Cory H. Holyshit I'm just reading this now!!! Damn thank you man!!!

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  • truckingman August 11, 2017

    I am sorry that I did not post any comments yesterday. I went to my bee club(new name Suwannee Area Beekeepers, Inc.) meeting at seven pm and the meeting lasted until nine pm. When I got home, I felt it was to late to post any comments on CrazyShit.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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    • nybadguy August 11, 2017

      @truckingman it's all good robbie. We forgive you buddy.

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  • hatchetface August 11, 2017

    Thank y'all for thinking I'm clever and thank crazyshit.com for the VIP BABY!!! Keep up the good work and I'll keep on doing what I do!!!

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    • GrimmWilder August 11, 2017

      @hatchetface

      OK good.."Polar Bear'Boy"..now that you gots yer yeller stripe STFU bout it......

      juss kidding Hatch.,,.

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    • kingbigballs August 12, 2017

      @hatchetface congratulations on the VIP

      Now you have to show your girls tits to all of us to to conclude your right of passage

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      • hatchetface August 12, 2017

        @kingbigballs I'll catch a big ole bitchbear and snag some titty pics on garbage day!

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  • vikingshill August 12, 2017

    No updates for Saturday, fuckin assholes

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    • crazyshit August 12, 2017

      @vikingshill www.tampax.com

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      • vikingshill August 12, 2017

        @crazyshit wow, but you do have the time and energy to reply to my bitchy post....Dick

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  • vikingshill August 12, 2017

    Please pick a day when you're not doing updates. Oops, I forgot, you need the clicks.

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    • crazyshit August 12, 2017

      @vikingshill Today

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      • maddog123 August 12, 2017

        Alls quiet on the western front calf still there Kim Jung still over there

        I'm down here and going to bed so good night john boy good night Kim Jung good night big orange and good night crazy shit peace fuckers!!!

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        • crazyshit August 12, 2017

          @maddog123 Nitey nite, keep the cornhole tight

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          • sarge07 August 12, 2017

            @crazyshit LOL +5

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      • ouch August 12, 2017

        @crazyshit hahahahahaah

        can you make my +1's add +100 just for shits and giggles +1 fukker

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  • ketamine<3 August 12, 2017

    One in the morning here, my brother and his girl are making fajitas and i got a beer in my hand. Life is good :) hope your all having a good night too

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  • GrimmWilder August 12, 2017

    So the big Game of Thrones news is Jon Snow is not actually a bastard, his name is not even Jon Snow....it's 'Aegon Targaryen II' and rightful King....TAAA-DAAA!!!!

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  • nybadguy August 12, 2017

    I wonder how many fags keep checking to try and be first. Kingcock have a few drinks this may take a while.

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  • hatchetface August 12, 2017

    Listening to an idiot up the street talk about cars like he knows what the fuck he's talking about, I envision peeling his face off and feeding strips of it to my dog like strips of raw bacon... And now I'm hungry

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    • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

      @hatchetface Uless he is talking Mopar punch him.

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    • GrimmWilder August 13, 2017

      @hatchetface ...Don't do it Hatch!!

      Only Mason Verger has immunity from the Justice Department, and only he has immunity from the Risen Jesus.

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  • therockbalancer August 12, 2017

    post some new shit once in a while

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  • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

    3322 abortions committed daily in the USA on average. Less than one person killed by police on average per day in USA. Food for thought liberals.

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    • Cory H. August 12, 2017

      @vivalamigra ,

      Imagine for a moment there were no abortions.

      I'm not advocating abortion, but imagine the population.

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      • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

        @Cory H. Imagine for a moment personal responsibility. Imagine the possibilities.

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        • Cory H. August 12, 2017

          @vivalamigra ,

          I do, but I think we'd experience the population explosion before we experience responsible decision making. In fifty to sixty years we'd have zero farm ground left due to housing.

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        • noboongoon August 12, 2017

          @vivalamigra blacks account for 37% of abortions, and are 5 times more likely to abort.

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          • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

            @noboongoon Black Lives Matter, unless it's a defenseless little baby. Sissy fucks.

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      • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

        @Cory H. Imagine the population if we stop rewarding illegals for having children and then deporting the illegals.

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        • Cory H. August 12, 2017

          @vivalamigra ,

          I agree with you. I don't leave my doors open 24/7 for anyone and everyone to walk in when they want. They have to knock and I have to let them in.

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  • happyjack August 12, 2017

    Our president is unable to denounce David duke or the alt right at his press conference today.....pretty sad....

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    • sarge07 August 12, 2017

      @happyjack come on now, did Obama denounce the black panthers or BLM when they rioted and destroyed their own? Sorry happy, but you can't condemn one without the other. I know you despise him, but you're better than that. And no I'm not getting into any debate

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      • happyjack August 12, 2017

        @sarge07 Do you know who the Alt Right is and what they stand for? If you do then I thought YOU were better than that.

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      • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

        @sarge07 These bitches complaining about every little nonsense only helps Trump, so let the children play. No skin off of my nose.

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      • luvthick August 13, 2017

        @sarge07

        Sarge this is the most ridiculous comments I heard you make, how in the world can you compare BLM & The Black Panther to Nazi's and White Supremist!?

        You seriously need to go back to history class!

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    • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

      @happyjack Trump denounced those responsible for the violence in Charlottesville. Your bitching is unnecessary and tiresome.

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      • happyjack August 12, 2017

        @vivalamigra Actually he spoke about "all sides" never called out the nazi white supremacists, who everyone including the governor of Virginia called out. The alt right put out on social Media how they felt his speech was a victory for them, so silly me I'm just being a bitch.

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  • Cory H. August 12, 2017

    Judging by some of the popular posts, I'd say we have a population of the Alt Right here at CS.

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    • happyjack August 12, 2017

      @Cory H. I agree. Although I'm not a fan of BLM, it's still a different deal than Alt Right

      Again it's pretty pathetic that trump was unable to denounce the alt right. By not calling them out as what they are, he's not bringing us together as promised, instead he's further dividing us.

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      • prolurkercrazy August 12, 2017

        @happyjack he thrives on chaos. Just look at the in-fighting inside the White House for proof.

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        • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy You thrive on semen and white bread so just make yourself a sandwich and shit up already.

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          • GrimmWilder August 13, 2017

            @vivalamigra HAA!~

            Tinkerbell and his semen sammiches....lol

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      • luvthick August 13, 2017

        @happyjack +

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  • cptnpinkbeard August 12, 2017

    I'm not alt right I'm ALWAYS RIGHT!!! Hope yall Saturday is as great as mine

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  • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

    By the way any of you faggot Latin King pussies want to fight I will be unarmed on 47th St waiting for you anchor baby pussies. I could give a fuck less if that community agitator sissy fagbag Obama gave your worthless parents amnesty I am ready to settle a score. Oh, and bring back my kid's bike you fucking fags.

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    • prolurkercrazy August 12, 2017

      @vivalamigra because I'm sure they read CS...

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      • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Right good call. . Update.Mucho mucho fuck you pendejo Rieno Latinas and los bebes ancheros.

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    • happyjack August 12, 2017

      @vivalamigra go over to Walmart pickup one of those bullhorn load speakers and walk down the street delivering the message that you just delivered to us. There aren't any Latin kings here. You forgot to tell them a cross street too, 47th and what?

      DISCLAIMER : happyjack doesn't encourage or endorse the beat down and or total ass whooping that vivalamigra may or may not receive due to his advice. These comments are for entertainment purposes only.

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      • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

        @happyjack You call the cross street bitch. I'll be there.

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        • maddog123 August 12, 2017

          Leave those old civil war hero statues alone those men fought for what they thought was right and were hero's!!!!!! Again it wasn't all about freeing blacks our south was being taxed to death!!!! Actauly the south abolished slavery in 1864!!!!!!! That should have ended the war but no!!!!!!! It was all along about fucking money

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          • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

            @maddog123 I just hope no one puts up a statue of that faggot Obama anywhere here in Chicago. It's a disgrace people think he actually is one of us.

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          • happyjack August 12, 2017

            @maddog123 they "thought" it was right. Those statues were from defeated armies who were in favor of a way of life that we got away from. Name any place else in the world where a defeated army's flag or statues of a defeated army are displayed publicly on the land of those who defeated them. They lost, out with the old in with the new and improved. Later statue, melt those fuckers down and put that money in the tax pot.

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        • happyjack August 12, 2017

          @vivalamigra you've lost your mind. You better stay in the house where you can safely call people bitches and sissies and fags and stuff. I'm enjoying the beautiful day out here in California with my family and just being a bitch LOL

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          • vivalamigra August 12, 2017

            @happyjack I'm glad we came to an agreement. XOXO

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            • happyjack August 12, 2017

              @vivalamigra yeah I'm scared, I don't want to take an ass whooping along side the Latin kings.

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  • maddog123 August 12, 2017

    I don't no I don't care about color as long as she swollows my fucking load and doesn't give me aids harpies or something that makes my dick itch!!!! Yeah boy and cum cum!!!

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    • happyjack August 12, 2017

      @maddog123 Lets be honest here any woman that you're with is taking a bigger STD risk than you are yeah??

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      • maddog123 August 12, 2017

        @happyjack got me again happy lol

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  • maddog123 August 12, 2017

    Its Friday night and I'm fucked fucking up love you faggots so kiss my ass crazy shit family yeah boy!

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    • kingbigballs August 12, 2017

      @maddog123 it's Saturday night

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      • happyjack August 12, 2017

        @kingbigballs LMFAO but when you don't work isn't every night Friday night???

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  • cptnpinkbeard August 12, 2017

    It's another beautiful day here in northern cali and and the sky's are clear. If yall r up late go outside and look up there's a meteor shower goin on.

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    • kingbigballs August 12, 2017

      @cptnpinkbeard what art of Nor Cal you from I recently moved from Sonoma co on the Russian river to Oregon

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    • happyjack August 12, 2017

      @cptnpinkbeard what part of NorCal?

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  • Cory H. August 12, 2017

    This rant is doing so well we should skip another day of updates. ;)

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  • Cory H. August 12, 2017

    I'm just mess'n with ya.

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