PG Rules... this is an open topic rant.

August 28, 2017

For new members, and a reminder for regulars:

PG Moderator

March 15, 2017

The moderator control panel for the Peanut Gallery is finished.

The goal is to:

#1) keep the website free of unnecessary back and forth drivel and have post more related to the picture or video at hand. We will post to each other, but we're not gonna trash threads by consuming them with back and forth off topic stuff.

#2) To stop the harassment posts where a member trails another thread to thread posting rubbish to / about them.

#3) To keep the all capital letter posts to a happy minimum.

#4) To weed out illegible childish like posts.

#5) To remove hate posts regarding the site. There's an email address available for the Webmaster, and my email for CS is cory_h_7@zoho.com Please send your dissatisfaction regarding CS to one of us please.

#6) To remove any spam posted to the site. If you're posting external web links advertising for other websites, or to draw attention to other sites who would normally pay for advertising, your posts will be removed, and if you're a noob, you will be banned indefinitely. If you're a regular member, you'll be reminded, if it continues, you're gone.

#7) Members have always posted at CS while under the influence, and that will continue. Sometimes they're hilarious and cordial, yet others are rude, obnoxious, and bring the quality of the site down.

If several of your posts need to be deleted, you will be asked to make an adjustment. If you're unable to accommodate, you may experience a vacation from CS. The options for banning a member from the PG are 1, 3, 7, or 30 days, and indefinitely.

Let's enjoy ourselves and not be assholes.

Respectfully,

Cory H.

60 Comments
  • the suspect August 28, 2017

    Anyone suffering the flood?

    +1 -0
    • dick steel August 28, 2017

      @the suspect Yeah. The retarded whore of my gf always flushes her tampons and condoms in the toilet.

      +1 -3
  • noboongoon August 28, 2017

    Anyone see the video of Weather Channel anchor picking up and folding a US flag he found live on-air during the hurricane?

    +3 -5
    • noboongoon August 28, 2017

      @noboongoon All you fuckers who negged this need Allah

      +3 -3
      • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

        @noboongoon Multi-culturalism means submission to Allah.

        +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder August 28, 2017

    I used to have an old Bronco that got flooded all the time.,.,.,.,.,

    +0 -4
  • maddog123 August 28, 2017

    No no flooding here I live on the moon you see all we got here is a crater problem!!!! Its terrible!

    +2 -1
  • ouch August 28, 2017

    @ Cory

    Lucky I renounced my Bad Ouch Yesterday and embraced my good ouch then huh

    Whew that was a close one lol :)

    +3 -3
    • Cory H. August 28, 2017

      @ouch,

      Word of the day: Cynicism. (contemporary)

      +2 -3
      • GrimmWilder August 28, 2017

        @Cory H. ...Ouch lying...

        He ain't gunna behave!

        *making faces and and raspberry*...PLPLPLPLPPLPLP!

        +1 -2
        • ouch August 28, 2017

          @GrimmWilder I never lie and please allow me to pass you a tissue to wipe the PLPLPLPLPL from your chin... There's a good fellow lol

          +2 -2
      • ouch August 28, 2017

        @Cory H. it's like I had a vision or something

        #motivated purely by self-interest

        +2 -3
        • Cory H. August 28, 2017

          @ouch,

          No way.......

          +2 -1
          • ouch August 28, 2017

            @Cory H. way......

            +2 -2
  • hatchetface August 28, 2017

    Why do I feel like #4 and #7 pertain to me in a sorts? Lol

    Fuck Jesse James for fucking up getting to bang Sandra Bullock... Damn she's fine

    +3 -0
  • underpants August 28, 2017

    Cocksuckers parked in front of my driveway twice this weekend. Any advice on how to deal?

    +2 -1
    • Cory H. August 28, 2017

      @underpants,

      Here, we call the police and they have it towed.

      +3 -1
    • GrimmWilder August 28, 2017

      @underpants

      Fuk dat tow truck crap......flatten their tires and take a dump on their windshield,.,.....that gets the point across,..,.

      they can't prove it's you without a DNA test and they cost $800 bucks.,.,,.

      +1 -3
    • nybadguy August 28, 2017

      @underpants slice a tire or a brick threw a window

      +1 -2
    • thebutcher18 August 28, 2017

      @underpants this happens to me all the time. Once, me and 8 of my ugliest butchers put a oxscull on a car and waited till the owner came back. He said not one single word and drove away with a fresh and bloody scull on his roof. Lol

      +1 -1
    • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

      @underpants Put an "ISIS NOW" or "GAY RIGHTS" sticker on their bumper where it won't be noticed until they are in traffic or at work.

      +1 -2
      • thebutcher18 August 28, 2017

        @vivalamigra great idea. THX for that! Where can i get those stickers. In Germany a 'Trumpsupportsticker' may have the same efect.

        +1 -3
        • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

          @thebutcher18 Good one! Merkel's new Germans (the fucking muslims) will blow that car up for you!

          +2 -2
    • ketamine<3 August 28, 2017

      @underpants have you talked to them about not doing it? Id tell them if they do it again im calling a tow truck and sending you the bill.

      +3 -1
  • Cory H. August 28, 2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

    +1 -1
    • ouch August 28, 2017

      @Cory H.

      See how polite we are down under

      +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder August 28, 2017

    All the crybaby posts should be directed to the 'Fight Thread'....That's what I say!!!!

    +3 -3
    • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Them's fighting words!

      +2 -1
  • vikingshill August 28, 2017

    Rule #7 is a PWD...posting while drunk. I'm a repeat offender, please don't take my VIP away

    +0 -2
  • jerkinjeb August 28, 2017

    To hell with crucifixes and church's Crazyshitters...

    BEWARE OF AND PAY HOMAGE...... TO THE HANDS!

    Our HANDS who art in Heaven

    AMEN

    Forgive me HANDS, for I have sinned. AMEN

    Holy HANDS full of cock, the HANDS are with thee. AMEN

    +0 -2
    • GrimmWilder August 28, 2017

      @jerkinjeb

      Dip thy hands in fetid wine....make thy date drunked.,.,.,

      +0 -2
  • maddog123 August 28, 2017

    I'm dreading winter

    +1 -1
    • Cory H. August 28, 2017

      @maddog123,

      Bad crop?

      +0 -1
      • maddog123 August 28, 2017

        @Cory H. To be really honest yeah! Fuck yeah I wasn't really in my weed patch smoking/enjoying cold beer and fine bud of the stalk as I posted on here week or two back our mild summer we have had here has wreaked havoc on my shit and stunted the growth of my pride and joy !!! Its all fucking wilted looks like goddam chewing tobacco hanging

        Off a charlie brown Xmas fucking tree!! Oh well there's always my quads to fall back on!!! Thinks for lending a shoulder to cry on!!!

        I didn't have one the other night when I was in that weed patch !

        Oh well maybe next year the great bud will come down spreading joy of bud and highs to every one till then merry fucking Xmas charlie brown

        +1 -1
        • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

          @maddog123 Water them with pond water. Best fertilizer for weeds.

          +1 -1
    • underpants August 28, 2017

      @maddog123 winters coming

      +0 -0
  • allcaps August 28, 2017

    assholes?...stop calling me names you bigot fuck

    Respectfully

    Curt

    +0 -2
    • ouch August 28, 2017

      @allcaps Sup Curt

      +0 -3
    • jerkinjeb August 28, 2017

      @allcaps, Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaa. Cunt oh Curt.

      +1 -2
  • redpig August 28, 2017

    Too late mate but better late than never

    +0 -1
  • Cory H. August 28, 2017

    All of this statue toppling and statue vandalism is etching in stone a second term for Trump.

    These acts will only galvanize the support Trump received winning the election.

    +1 -2
    • ouch August 28, 2017

      @Cory H. All our statues down here are now being vandalized as well.

      I can't blame em really( Australia day was the day White man invaded & enslaved the native aboriginal people) Is it really that hard to understand to change the day Australia celebrates being Australian?

      I voted yes to change the date!

      The world is a petty sad sad place :(

      +2 -2
    • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

      @Cory H. My thoughts exactly. The "moral supremacists" are the best advertising against themselves. All we need now is a statue memorializing the unknown gendered soldier to cement Trump's re-election.

      +2 -2
    • happyjack August 28, 2017

      @Cory H. If it were that easy trump would be paying protestors to topple them himself.

      What's going on now is irrelevant in my opinion. Who's running against him and if we are at war 3 years from now is what will determine his fate. If he's still the president at that point which remains to be seen. Personally I bet he buries himself before then.

      The guy is a lunatic. People always gloss over that fact but it's the truth. If you see interviews of him from 20 years ago he was a different guy. Something changed at some point when a screw became lose.

      +1 -4
      • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

        @happyjack Gov. Brucie Rauner just signed a bill making Illinois a "sanctuary state". Wish I could gloss over the fact that my governor is a lunatic with a screw so loose it just fell out of his head.

        +0 -2
        • Cory H. August 28, 2017

          @vivalamigra,

          The TRUST act simply means one cannot be pulled over just because they "look" like an immigrant, which typically means pulled over because of the color of ones skin.

          If a person is pulled over for speeding, and found to be in the country illegally, they'll still be detained, and most likely deported.

          +0 -1
          • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

            @Cory H. Have you ever visited the SW side of Chicago? The TRUST between us remaining Americans and the government's responsibility to protect us from the illegals is far from realistic. I get pulled over all the time for "long hair old car" and I wish I could cry racism. There are more Mexican flags flying than American ones. Immigrants come in all colors but for some reason we illegals from mexico are treated with kid gloves. The cops don't want to lose their pensions over this. They look the other way because they have been told to look the other way. Any crime short of murder you will be given bail and not deported, and even some victims of homicide have had their killers released on bail here. I could make an acronym out of anything and it would contain more truth than any TRUST act.

            +0 -2
            • Cory H. August 28, 2017

              @vivalamigra,

              I've not been to Shitcago in ten years, an it wasn't the SW side. What you say doesn't surprise me.

              +2 -1
              • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

                @Cory H. I'll put it in a simple statement. Four of the September 11 murderers obtained the picture ID with which they boarded their flights that morning through the support network for "undocumented workers".

                +0 -1
        • happyjack August 28, 2017

          @vivalamigra Two things can be equally true, I don't know anything about your governor, but he may be nuts too.

          +0 -3
      • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

        @happyjack I just watched President Trump's and Finnish President Niinisto's news conference from earlier today. Both presidents seemed quite sane to me, but I haven't been dining on a steady diet of sour grapes the last nine months.

        +0 -2
        • happyjack August 28, 2017

          @vivalamigra The only sour grapes I have is that Hillary or Trump were going to be president. Our choices were limited to say the least.

          I hope to hell the guy just goes along with nothing weird and dangerously crazy coming from him during his presidency. I'd rather be proven wrong about him than proven right, and that's the truth.

          +0 -3
          • vivalamigra August 28, 2017

            @happyjack The choice between Obama and McCain was quite sour. Bush or Gore was far from a sweet choice. Going back to Reagan and Carter was a choice far from tasty.

            +0 -1
  • Cory H. August 28, 2017

    In other news, this won't fly for very long:

    House Joint Resolution 76 violates the Fourth Amendment, but it passed with overwhelming support. Only five representatives opposed the measure that will allow anyone from the Metrorail Safety Commission free access to property “adjacent” to any railway. The legislation specifically states that unlawful entry is not “trespass” for them. No warrant needed to enter private property adjacent to the railway.

    +2 -1
  • Cory H. August 28, 2017

    Russia few over SK airspace and whines about our military exercises with the the South.

    SK is pissed off about it. Then NK sent a missile over Japan.

    I'd say there's little doubt we will be in a war. Only question is will it be a world war.

    +1 -1
    • GrimmWilder August 28, 2017

      @Cory H.

      There's has always some war or other the US is involved in...always some super power with nukes aimed at us.......

      why all the worry now all of a sudden?

      +2 -0
      • Cory H. August 29, 2017

        @GrimmWilder,

        "why all the worry now all of a sudden?"

        I've been concerned about the USA going to war since back when Iran had some of our guys and the draft was implemented. So, nothing for me is all of a sudden.

        +1 -0
  • hatchetface August 28, 2017

    Ever knick your balls with the electric clippers? Why does it sting so much? Google was no help on this one...

    +1 -0
    • GrimmWilder August 29, 2017

      @hatchetface

      Can't help ya with this one Hatch,..

      I have the skill of a surgeon when it comes to clipping hair down there....

      All the wives use to have me do them as well,.,..,,.

      +1 -0
 
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