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August 29, 2017

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  • noboongoon August 29, 2017

    I am a little disappointed the rain from Harvey didn't make it further north

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    • quackquack August 29, 2017

      @noboongoon I want to fuck your avatar and make it bleed :)

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  • Cory H. August 29, 2017

    Party people say, party people say

    Ay, it’s a new day, it's a new day

    The world is getting ready, everybody's ready, yeah

    For a new day, for a new day

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  • hatchetface August 29, 2017

    The people that have 15 lottery tickets that they just checked all at the machine themselves but want the cashier to double check that they are all losers in front of you when all your in there to do is buy fuel and some fucking gum can all drink antifreeze and die in a fucking hole somewhere alone and hopefully naked AND that dick with the dog at 5:14am this morning I will find your wife in the grocery store, sweet talk her into some wine and dinner, fuck her raw in the ass and wipe my nutjuice all over your pillow.

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    • truckingman August 29, 2017

      Hatchetface, I was at a gas station, off of the I seven five exit near my family's home(five miles), a separate Florida Lottery ticket reader outside of the cashiers' booth.

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      • hatchetface August 29, 2017

        @truckingman we have separate ones here too but these people in specific insist on having them double or even triple checked

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  • letmefindout August 29, 2017

    Watching the news it seems that Harvey brought as many alligators as rain to the neighbors yard.

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  • ouch August 29, 2017

    Love is all you need

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    • GrimmWilder August 29, 2017

      @ouch

      Now somewhere in the Black mining Hills of Dakota

      There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon,

      And one day his woman ran off with another guy,

      Hit young Rocky in the eye.

      Rocky didn't like that

      He said, "I'm gonna get that boy".

      So one day he walked into town

      Booked himself a room in the local saloon...,,..,

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  • maddog123 August 29, 2017

    Not one country has offered to help Texas!!!!! And its not because of trump!!! We have had the shit hit the fan before and not one of the many country's we have helped offered a helping hand !!!

    Sick em big orange

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    • Cory H. August 29, 2017

      @maddog123,

      I do know that 90 nations offered the USA assistance after Katrina.

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    • toreal August 29, 2017

      @maddog123 Mexico is here right now helping out.

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    • noboongoon August 29, 2017

      @maddog123 Mexico has been helping for a couple of days now.

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    • redpig August 29, 2017

      @maddog123 you are correct, ungrateful bastards.

      Short memories the lot of them, just refer back to our friend and yours mr de gaulle. bunch of fuckin arrogant twats.

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  • maddog123 August 29, 2017

    I heard Elvis died when the fuck did this happen?????

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    • Cory H. August 29, 2017

      @maddog123 ,

      August 16th.

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  • jerkinjeb August 29, 2017

    Make a gigantic DEEP FUCKING CRATER of the entire DPRK!!! Tired of the fucking games.

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    • vikingshill August 29, 2017

      @jerkinjeb don't worry, they're sugardaddy China is finally putting the squeeze on them. NK is just a blip....they have no real power

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      • ouch August 29, 2017

        @vikingshill Be careful of the blips!

        All it took was a few rag heads with box cutters and we all know how that ended up!

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        • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

          @ouch Yep, and four of the hijackers boarded their planes with IDs given to them to assist "undocumented workers".

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  • quackquack August 29, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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    • jerkinjeb August 29, 2017

      @quackquack Are you retarded? Like special needs and shit? I was going to reply in an illegal manner but if your tarded, I dont want you to start crying.

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      • ouch August 29, 2017

        @jerkinjeb it's you're

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        • jerkinjeb August 29, 2017

          @ouch, dont get me started. I will ALL CAPS you!

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          • ouch August 29, 2017

            @jerkinjeb cOME oN DO iT lol

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  • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

    Go door to door and ask for papers! Let the deportations begin! I have to show an ID to buy DRANO at Target but illegals do not need ID to vote!

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    • happyjack August 29, 2017

      @vivalamigra of all ethnicities or only when a Latino opens the door or do we need to shake down whites, blacks, asians, etc to make sure they aren't illegals. Would they also have the right to just walk in your home without a search warrant and start looking around for possible hidden illegals?

      It sounds more like nazi germany than America.

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      • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

        @happyjack Sounds more like liberal bullshit than anything.

        Does a policeman have a right to ask you for your license? Can a store clerk ask for an ID when buying alcohol? I don't care what color you are, but if you are here illegally and busted, deport them. You liberals really know how to exaggerate everything.

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        • happyjack August 29, 2017

          @vivalamigra why so mad?Im asking a legitimate question on how to implement your proposed plan.....

          Actually my questions are more constitutionalist and anti-liberal in nature.

          Liberals believe in more government involvement as you suggest. Conservatives don't believe in the government entering their homes and asking questions that they don't ha e the right to ask....

          But to answer your question if a cop knocks on my door and demands to come in and snoope around, although I have nothing to hide, I'm going to tell him to beat it and to return with a search warrant.

          This isn't nazi Germany.

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          • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

            @happyjack When someone is suspected of being in the country illegally would it be ok if a warrant is issued and proper procedure implemented? I'm angry because illegals destroyed my neighborhood and my mayor and governor has no problem with it. Then they make kids and expect full welfare benefits when those kids should have been born outside of my country.

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            • happyjack August 30, 2017

              @vivalamigra suspected is a key word. If a cop wants to get a warrant from a judge he needs to have more than his suspicions to do so. The illegal immigrant situation is no different. Can't start rattling the chains of all Latinos, figuring you'll get an illegal eventually

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      • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

        @happyjack Why should I provide a legitimate Social Security number when hired by someone? Why do I need a passport to travel? Is that the Nazi influence or common sense?

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        • happyjack August 29, 2017

          @vivalamigra you don't need a passport to travel freely in the continental US.. It's used for international travel right?

          What does that have to do with the gonvermnnt knocking on doors snooping around.

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          • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

            @happyjack Do you need an ID to board a plane? Is it government snooping when it comes to enforcing the million other laws we must not disobey? What about DUI roadblocks? Drug testing? Cheating on taxes? Do the police have a right to raid drug dealers? Isn't illegally crossing a border international travel? Should we stop asking for bus fare or tickets to events?

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            • happyjack August 29, 2017

              @vivalamigra These are all public places that you describe. Your residence isn't a public place. But DUI roadblock are unconstitutional, if you wanted to be a hard ass, you could refuse to answer their questions at a sobriety checkpoint, and there's not shit the cops could really do about it.

              I'm all in favor of law enforcement and safety, But not in favor of my right to privacy being infringed upon, by cops or any other government agency.

              Stopping the illegal immigration before it begins is easier than going door to door on a witch hunt infringing on constitutional rights of legal American citizens.

              Go after the people that hire the illegals. No work for them here, and 75% of the illegal immigrants would have no reason to come in the first place.

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              • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

                @happyjack Go after them how? My mayor and governor welcomes them and fully supports them coming here to work. Then people like you elect people like Obama that further encourage them to come here and do as they please.

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                • happyjack August 29, 2017

                  @vivalamigra when did I become responsible for chicago's problems lol?

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                  • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

                    @happyjack So you didn't vote for Obama? There is hope for you after all.

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                    • happyjack August 30, 2017

                      @vivalamigra I never said I didn't but like your buddy trump says bring jobs and it solves a lot of problems. Don't blame Obama for everything yet give him credit for nothing.

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  • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

    Fun fact. Spray paint was invented in Chicago but it is illegal to sell spray paint in Chicago. You have to go to the suburbs where you have to show an ID to purchase it. But ask an illegal for an ID to collect free stuff and it's racist.

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    • thebutcher18 August 29, 2017

      @vivalamigra meth was invented by Hitlers guys and guess what...

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      • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

        @thebutcher18 So was heroin. What does Germany do to people that come illegally? Do they get instant amnesty?

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        • Cory H. August 29, 2017

          @vivalamigra ,

          Ha. Merkel opened the borders for all. And she changes her tune weekly on the topic.

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          • thebutcher18 August 29, 2017

            @Cory H. I dont care what Merkel or Trump or Kim Jong Bastard do as long as they dont do it in my backyard. My Mauser K98 dont care about collor or religion!

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          • vivalamigra August 29, 2017

            @Cory H. But she at least opened the borders. The illegals here illegally crossed the border and fully expect to be exempt from deportation.

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            • Cory H. August 29, 2017

              @vivalamigra,

              This is true.

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  • Cory H. August 29, 2017

    Rocky Raccoon checked into his room

    Only to find Gideon's bible.

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    • GrimmWilder August 29, 2017

      Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt,

      To help with good Rocky's revival.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

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  • truckingman August 29, 2017

    I finally washed all of my hive body frames today and now I have to wait two or seven days for the wooden part(s) of the frames to completely dry. I can then recoat the foundation of the frames with bees wax, so my bees can correctly draw new comb from this frames. I have finally washed my hive body frames today and set them to dry over two or seven day. I will recoat the frames' foundation, with bees wax, so my bees can, in the correct order, draw out new comb.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • picklehiesner August 29, 2017

    Are your peaches fuzzy baby

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