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August 30, 2017

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  • maddog123 August 30, 2017

    I farted

    +2 -2
    • letmefindout August 30, 2017

      @maddog123

      So did I but you don't hear me bragging about it.

      +2 -1
    • luvthick August 30, 2017

      @maddog123

      There must be a homicide nearby.

      +1 -2
    • maddog123 August 30, 2017

      Stop the press I've farted again and the cat fucking died !!! One sniff and it was gone jack!!!

      +0 -0
      • letmefindout August 31, 2017

        @maddog123

        That wasn't a fart, you queefed.

        +0 -0
  • noboongoon August 30, 2017

    Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck, fuckin fuckers fuckity fucked fucked fuck.

    +3 -1
    • vikingshill August 30, 2017

      @noboongoon Fuck is an interesting word, it can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. *Shooting star...rainbow* The more you know

      +3 -2
      • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

        @vikingshill

        Yeah..i like those 'All purpose' kind of words and phrases....

        like "Forget'aboout'it"

        +2 -2
    • luvthick August 30, 2017

      @noboongoon

      Tourettes?

      +2 -2
  • jerkinjeb August 30, 2017

    Fuck a duck, screw a guinea, Japanese pussy's, better than any!

    +1 -2
    • Cory H. August 30, 2017

      @jerkinjeb ,

      Fuck a duck, screw a pigeon, go to hell, & teach religion.

      +2 -1
      • jerkinjeb August 30, 2017

        @Cory H., as an atheist/agnostic, I do not believe in hell but thanks for being a meanie. But I would be more than happy to teach my religion. Marijuana is my "body of Christ", therefore you wud be puffing on the Christ.

        +2 -3
  • hatchetface August 30, 2017

    What happens in the forest stays in the forest... Mainly because I know where to hide the bodys

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 August 30, 2017

      @hatchetface I have a chainsaw and a chipper, and because of that I have a lush garden

      +2 -0
  • toreal August 30, 2017

    Trump is mentally retarded.

    +4 -3
    • vikingshill August 30, 2017

      @toreal but his wife is kinda hot, so he's got that goin' for him

      +4 -3
    • Cory H. August 30, 2017

      @toreal ,

      Man, you say that right on the heels of us nearly converting Happyjack to being a Trump fan.

      +4 -2
      • jerkinjeb August 30, 2017

        @Cory H. Omg, lmao! The day @happy becomes a Trump fan is the day ouch swears he's straight.. NOT

        +5 -3
        • ouch August 30, 2017

          @jerkinjeb I am straight I swear it!

          Your turn Happy!

          +5 -3
      • toreal August 30, 2017

        @Cory H. Lol!!

        +3 -2
      • luvthick August 30, 2017

        @Cory H.

        ;-)

        +4 -3
      • happyjack August 30, 2017

        @Cory H. In the words of Arnold Jackson.....What chu talkin bout Cory?

        +6 -2
        • luvthick August 30, 2017

          @happyjack

          Hahaha! Loved that show!

          +5 -2
          • sarge07 August 30, 2017

            @luvthick too bad Gary Coleman's parents screwed him out of everything he worked for, they blew something like 4-5 million on nothing. Four kidney surgeries stunted his growth, and his folks stunted his finances. I met him here in Tucson and he was a good man.

            +4 -0
            • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

              @sarge07 I met Mohammad Ali in Jewtown here in Chicago in the 1970's. Class act. The only celebrity I have met that wasn't a tool.

              +2 -1
          • happyjack August 31, 2017

            @luvthick :-)

            +2 -0
    • noboongoon August 30, 2017

      @toreal Yes, he is. But I have nothing but respect for ole' James "Chaos" Mattis.

      +2 -2
    • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

      @toreal Totreal is mentally absent.

      +3 -4
  • maddog123 August 30, 2017

    I miss Nixon!!!

    +4 -1
  • ketamine<3 August 30, 2017

    My mom got a great dane puppy 2 months ago.. its now as big as my pit.. its going to be as big as a horse when shes full grown! Fucking dog. Shes very cute though.

    +3 -0
    • runforestrun August 30, 2017

      @ketamine<3 We have a 7 month old GD that stands 6 inches over our 11 year old German Shepherd. She is a cowardly, farting, eat everything, clumsy dog. We feed her grain free expensive crap and she still farts all the time.

      +1 -0
      • ketamine<3 August 30, 2017

        @runforestrun haha that sucks, dog farts are the worst! I knew they were big dogs but seeing it for myself its crazy how big shes getting in so little time as compared to my dogs. Does yours have that really deep bark too?

        +1 -0
    • sarge07 August 30, 2017

      @ketamine<3 you can borrow one of my saddles

      +1 -0
      • ketamine<3 August 31, 2017

        @sarge07 haha shes not that big yet

        +1 -0
        • sarge07 August 31, 2017

          @ketamine<3 giver her another week

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  • Cory H. August 30, 2017

    Last thing I remember, I was

    Running for the door

    I had to find the passage back to the place I was before

    'Relax' said the night man,

    'We are programmed to receive.

    You can check out any time you like,

    But you can never leave!'

    +2 -1
    • luvthick August 30, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Who wrote this piece? I remember it, I just can't pin it now.

      +2 -3
      • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

        @luvthick

        Don Henley Glenn Frey and Don Felder wrote "Hotel California" in 1976 released December 8,.,.,.,

        +2 -2
      • Cory H. August 30, 2017

        @luvthick ,

        The Eagles.

        +2 -1
        • sarge07 August 30, 2017

          @Cory H. after Glenn's death they are touring as "The Eagles and friends". Glenn's son is sitting in for him. I saw them back in "78, great concert.

          +2 -0
        • luvthick August 30, 2017

          @Cory H. +

          +1 -0
  • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

    Sore losers still sucking on sour grapes. I know Trump cheated the election by making faces at Hillary but the pink ass hat crowd had to get ahold of a spine somehow.

    +3 -4
    • happyjack August 30, 2017

      @vivalamigra with an approval rating of 35% you can't use the sour grapes because he won thing. A 35% rating means plenty of Trump voters are giving him the thumbs down as well.

      Or let me guess the 35% is fake news.

      +3 -2
      • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

        @happyjack Rahm Emanuel's approval rating is 18%. Trump seems to be winning twice as big as Obama's bestest buddy by your metrics. I stand uncorrected.

        +0 -4
        • happyjack August 30, 2017

          @vivalamigra Rahm Emanuel??? What in the hell does he have to do with trump? So just lower the bar and 35% is ok??

          +2 -1
      • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

        @happyjack You liberals love your polls. The lowest percentage floated of Hillary winning was 87%. Keep checking your "real news" polls and let me know what percentage cares.

        +0 -3
        • happyjack August 30, 2017

          @vivalamigra trump likes polls too but only when they are in his favor.

          Hillary lost, why are you still talking about her?

          Keep kidding yourself that trump is great. How will you feel about him when your wall doesn't get built?

          +3 -1
  • hatchetface August 30, 2017

    Didn't have a rant lastnight... Fuck that fucking Bob Ross guy he's been dead for 22 years and the creepy overly sedated fuckwad still bothers me with his stupid fucking "ooh a happy little tree" bullshit! How the shit do you know that fucking tree is happy?!

    +1 -0
    • happyjack August 30, 2017

      @hatchetface "I think a little bird here" Bob was the man, if not for his hair alone.

      +4 -0
      • hatchetface August 30, 2017

        @happyjack I'm just jealous that I can't get the kind of herb he was smoking!

        +3 -0
        • happyjack August 30, 2017

          @hatchetface old school groovy hippie pot

          +3 -0
    • sarge07 August 30, 2017

      @hatchetface because it's not in someone's fireplace?

      +0 -0
  • picklehiesner August 30, 2017

    Stay off my blue suede shoes

    +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

    I Have a fucking Rant!!

    fiddledeedee's avatar defies the laws of physics and it's Creeping me out!!!!

    +1 -1
    • Cory H. August 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder ,

      It's the all new CS camo.

      +2 -1
    • sarge07 August 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder then you'd love my ghilly suit

      +1 -0
      • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

        @sarge07

        I doubt i would...

        Don't like shit to creep up unnoticed.,.,,.,.

        +1 -1
        • sarge07 August 30, 2017

          @GrimmWilder LOL, I was deer hunting last season, and three hunters were within three feet of me and had no idea I was there. They almost shit and shot me when I stood up, one yelled "bigfoot" dropped his rifle and ran like hell.

          +2 -1
          • truckingman August 30, 2017

            Sarge07 did you recieved any sniper training?

            +0 -0
            • sarge07 August 30, 2017

              @truckingman Yes, I graduated second in my class from the United States Army Marksmanship school in 79. the best sniper school in the world, we train UN forces there as well

              +2 -1
              • redpig August 31, 2017

                @sarge07

                Best I ever did was score high enough to ride back to base in a truck instead full kit on foot.

                +1 -0
                • sarge07 August 31, 2017

                  @redpig that's better than most I've seen.

                  +1 -0
  • jewman August 30, 2017

    where do i submit resume for mod?

    +2 -1
  • truckingman August 30, 2017

    My father is have a hard time getting insurance of his truck, ninety seven FSuper Duty. My father's truck is a one and a half ton with the classification of a 'commercial vehicle.' The company the had insured the truck was going to reinsure it but when my father mentioned that he was retired, the company refused to reinsure it. My mother and father are going to search for other companies that could insure the truck; however, I am afraid that my father may have to sell his truck because he can not get any insuance or a tag for it. I do not know what the future will be for my father's truck.

    Sadly, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3 -0
    • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

      @truckingman Could you change the license plates to a different designation so it can be insured as a private non-commercial vehicle?

      +2 -1
      • runforestrun August 30, 2017

        @vivalamigra State Of Florida says anything over 5000 pounds gross weight is considered a "heavy truck", which just means more money at registration. If the title lists the weight you can not change it. The tag expires December 31, instead of your birthday like my other car. I have a F-250 and F-350 and it sucks renewing the tags.

        +2 -0
    • runforestrun August 30, 2017

      @truckingman If anyone in your home was in the military try USAA. they saved us over $1000 a year on our 3 vehicles. State farm was the second cheapest in my area (between Tampa and Orlando).

      +1 -0
    • sarge07 August 30, 2017

      @truckingman can you transfer the truck yo you?

      +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

    Loser Anti-Trump protesters are at a Phoenix City Council meeting alleging that Phoenix Police abused them at the Trump rally last week.

    DETAILS: http://bit.ly/2x7chLa

    +2 -2
    • sarge07 August 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder they didn't get enough abuse. Good thing that ANTIFA couldn't get more than the 50 they had. They claim thousands, by the Phoenix police estimate no more that 200.

      +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

    Trey Gowdy for President 2020!!

    +2 -1
    • vivalamigra August 30, 2017

      @GrimmWilder 2024 (as per my avatar motherfucker!)!

      +2 -2
      • GrimmWilder August 30, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        I don't believe Trump ever intended to serve more than one term...

        And i just think Gowdy would make a great President..prolly never happen though...he's too honest..,,.

        +2 -1
        • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

          @GrimmWilder Trump did save the country from Hillary so I guess his work here is done. I'll vote for Gowdy if Trump doesn't run.

          +1 -0
 
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