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August 31, 2017

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  • the suspect August 31, 2017

    This week sucked

    +4 -1
    • luvthick August 31, 2017

      @the suspect

      Nothing but rain on top of it.

      +3 -1
    • redpig August 31, 2017

      @the suspect

      That's his real name?

      +2 -0
  • maddog123 August 31, 2017

    I've been looking at people on face book that I used to go to school with and people I ran with when I was 18/20 and I got to say goddam there fucking old and fucking fucking fucking fucking ugly as fucking fuck fuck!!!! I'm still the only mother fucker that still looks good no grey hair bit of a gut but I be goddam if I look like those old looking mother fuckers!!!! They grew old I grew bigger nuts!!!! Must be the weed !

    +5 -2
    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @maddog123 then don't look in the mirror

      +2 -0
      • happyjack August 31, 2017

        @sarge07 They're saying the same thing about him but don't tell him, let him feel good for a while.

        +2 -1
        • maddog123 August 31, 2017

          I'm a purty man yeah boy!!!

          +3 -1
          • whobe September 1, 2017

            @maddog123 I look at it this way as long as I can wipe my ass, drive a car safely and change a spare tire I'm good. If you think I'm ugly you need to get your nose out of my ass.

            +0 -1
  • maddog123 August 31, 2017

    Oh I forgot I farted!!!

    +2 -4
  • noboongoon August 31, 2017

    I've been listening to Frank Sinatra today.

    +4 -2
    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @noboongoon "Fly me to the moon" Space Cowboys.

      +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

    A long long time ago

    I can still remember how

    That music used to make me smile

    And I knew if I had my chance

    That I could make those people dance

    And maybe they'd be happy for a while,.,.,..,,.

    +5 -2
  • vikingshill August 31, 2017

    But, February made me shiver...

    +4 -2
    • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

      @vikingshill

      Bye, bye Miss American Pie

      Drove my Pecker in her shmecker but'er shmcecker was dry

      And them good ole boys were pouring on the whiskey and rye

      Singin' this ol'shmecker is dry..

      This ol'shmecker is dry,.,.,..,.,

      +6 -3
      • vikingshill August 31, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Madonna ruined this song. I bet that crusty bitches smecker is as dry as the Sahara.

        +3 -4
        • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

          @vikingshill

          I fuckin HATE Madonna.......she's never done a single song worth listening to.,,.,.,.

          +3 -4
          • sarge07 August 31, 2017

            @GrimmWilder Ok

            "I get up every morning

            To the larm clocks warnin

            Take the 8 15 into the city"

            +2 -1
            • picklehiesner August 31, 2017

              @sarge07 take care of your business bro

              +4 -0
            • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

              @sarge07

              There's a whistle up above and people pushin', people shovin'

              And the girls who try to look pretty.,.,.,.,

              B T O baby!!!!!!!

              +2 -1
              • sarge07 September 1, 2017

                @GrimmWilder Yep, Bachman, Turner Overweight.

                +0 -0
            • truckingman August 31, 2017

              Sarge07 "Workin' Nine to Five,

              What a way to make a Livin'..."

              +1 -0
          • whobe September 1, 2017

            @GrimmWilder agreed. Bitch is ugly too.

            +0 -0
  • letmefindout August 31, 2017

    What a long strange trip its been....

    +4 -1
    • picklehiesner August 31, 2017

      @letmefindout livin on reds, vitamin C and cocaine. All a friend can say is ain't it a shame.

      +3 -0
  • kungfubeaner August 31, 2017

    Woohoo survived the storm!, had no net for a while though

    +9 -1
    • vikingshill August 31, 2017

      @kungfubeaner look at who decided to visit us....glad to hear your ok

      +7 -0
    • ouch August 31, 2017

      @kungfubeaner See you on Skype dude :)

      +4 -2
    • happyjack August 31, 2017

      @kungfubeaner glad to hear it

      +3 -0
    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @kungfubeaner Glad you and yours are ok

      +3 -0
    • luvthick August 31, 2017

      @kungfubeaner

      Glad you made it.

      +3 -0
    • truckingman August 31, 2017

      Dave , I am glad you have survived the storm. I am wondering about severity of the damage in your local area. I hope you did not have any severe damage to your property or home. When tropical storm Debby hit North Florida in two thousand twelve, the road, my family property is next to, had some damage and the power was out for two days. Also, parts of Live Oak Florida had flooded, like down town.

      Your friend, Robert Hallock

      the truckingman.

      +1 -0
      • kungfubeaner September 1, 2017

        Thanks guys.. well lot of my local family had their whole houses flooded and they lost a lot of belongings.. place I'm staying at had it easy other than being bored as fuck with out any internet porn or gore

        +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

    Motel Money Murder Madness

    Let's change the mood from glad to sadness,.,.,.,.

    +4 -3
    • vikingshill August 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Mr Mojo risin'....my favorite Doors song

      +4 -2
      • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

        @vikingshill

        Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be

        As a friend, as a friend, as and old enemy,.,.

        +4 -3
      • ketamine<3 August 31, 2017

        @vikingshill the crystal ship.. thats my favorite.. i love The Doors man

        +5 -1
        • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

          @ketamine<3

          Well, I woke up this morning

          And I got myself a beer.,.,.

          The future's uncertain

          And the end is always near.,..,,.

          +6 -2
          • ketamine<3 August 31, 2017

            @GrimmWilder fuck yes! I always save me a beer for the morning ;)

            +2 -1
      • noboongoon August 31, 2017

        @vikingshill "The End," and "My Wild Love" are my favorite Doors songs.

        +3 -1
        • sarge07 August 31, 2017

          @noboongoon Riders on the storm

          +2 -1
      • redpig August 31, 2017

        @vikingshill

        Don't you love her ways.

        Not for a fuckin looong time.

        +2 -1
  • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

    Who's looking forward to seeing the new Stephen King 'IT' movie?,,.,.

    +4 -2
    • ouch August 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Fuck yes!

      +4 -3
      • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

        @ouch

        Try as i might ....i cannot find the old 'IT'....the new movie release 27yrs after the original.......same as in the movie the clown comes every 27yrs

        +3 -2
        • ouch August 31, 2017

          @GrimmWilder I have it here. Shall I rip a copy to my HDD and upload it for you?

          +3 -3
        • cptnpinkbeard August 31, 2017

          @GrimmWilder check the library. I know it's strange but that's where I found it so my kid could see the original before the remake.

          +1 -0
          • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

            @cptnpinkbeard

            I have netflix ,..primwire and 5 others...you'd think one of'em would have it.,.,,.,.,.

            +1 -1
    • ketamine<3 August 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder i am excited as fuck for it!

      +2 -2
    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder not at all

      +1 -0
  • ouch August 31, 2017

    When certain members type "certain members" are they certain that the members are certain about their members?

    DERP!

    +3 -4
    • quackquack August 31, 2017

      @ouch i'm not Certain

      +3 -3
    • happyjack August 31, 2017

      @ouch certainly

      +1 -1
    • redpig August 31, 2017

      @ouch

      Could it be uncertainty?

      +1 -1
    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @ouch I certainly don't care

      +0 -0
  • Cory H. August 31, 2017

    In the year 2525, if man is still alive,

    if woman can survive, they may find.

    In the year 3535, ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie.

    Everything you think, do and say is in the pill you took today.

    +4 -1
  • nybadguy August 31, 2017

    Well. Time to hop in the work truck and make some bill money. Have a great day shitters.

    +6 -0
  • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

    I'm goin' I'm goin' where the water tastes like wine

    I'm goin' where the water tastes like wine

    We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time.,.,.,.,,.,.,.

    +2 -1
    • redpig August 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      All the world is green

      +2 -0
    • picklehiesner August 31, 2017

      @GrimmWilder you goin up the country ?

      +1 -0
  • jerkinjeb August 31, 2017

    There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles

    She came

    Blood in the streets, it's up to my knee

    She came

    Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago

    She came

    Blood on the rise, it's following me

    Think about the break of day

    +1 -1
    • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

      @jerkinjeb

      Successful hills are here to stay

      Everything must be this way

      Gentle streets where people play

      Welcome to the Soft Parade,..,.,,.

      +2 -1
      • jerkinjeb August 31, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        I am the Lizard King!

        I can do ANYTHING!

        +1 -0
  • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

    Bright light city gonna set my soul

    Gonna set my soul on fire

    Got a whole lotta money that's ready to burn

    So get those stakes up higher

    There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there

    And they're all livin' devil may care

    And I'm just the devil with love to spare

    Viva La Migra

    Viva La Migra

    +1 -1
  • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

    We don't need illegal immigration

    We don't need leftist control

    No ESL in the classroom

    Keep your problems at home

    Hey illegals, have your kids at home

    All in all it's just another brick in the WALL

    All in all it's just another brick in the WALL

    +1 -4
  • thebutcher18 August 31, 2017

    AC fucking DC!!!! Back in black! Rock n Roll aint noisepolution!

    +5 -0
    • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

      @thebutcher18

      If you got a lady and you want her gone

      But you ain't got the guts

      She keeps naggin' at you night and day

      Enough to drive ya nuts,.,..,.,,.

      +3 -2
    • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

      @thebutcher18 Off the subject, but is it true Germany wants to make it illegal to piss standing up and there are talking toilets that call out standing pissers?

      +1 -1
      • thebutcher18 September 1, 2017

        @vivalamigra fakenews! Never heard bout that.

        +0 -0
    • ouch August 31, 2017

      @thebutcher18 now we're talking

      +2 -1
  • vivalamigra August 31, 2017

    They come from down in the valley

    Where senor when you're young

    They bring you up to siesta

    Like your daddy done

    Me and Maria met without school

    When she was just seventeen

    We'd ride out to the border

    Where the migra should've been

    We'd go down to the border

    And over the border we'd swim

    Again I got Maria pregnant

    And man that was she knows

    And for my nineteenth birthday I got a LINK card and some smuggled coke

    We evaded the courthouse

    So no judge could put us all to rest

    No delivery day bill no wait at the aisle

    No papers no legal mess

    That night we went down to the border

    And into the river we'd dive

    Oh down to the river we'd dive.

    +1 -1
  • ouch August 31, 2017

    If you notice this notice you will notice this notice is not worth noticing

    +1 -1
    • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

      @ouch

      I noticed.,,.,.

      +1 -2
    • picklehiesner August 31, 2017

      @ouch - who the fuck are you to tell me what's worth noticing

      +4 -0
      • ouch September 1, 2017

        @picklehiesner I'm text on your screen & you are the same on mine

        +0 -1
    • happyjack August 31, 2017

      @ouch imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

      +3 -1
      • ouch September 1, 2017

        @happyjack Then you can feel flattered

        +0 -2
  • GrimmWilder August 31, 2017

    And I got patches on the patches

    On my old blue jeans

    Well they used to be blue

    When they used to be new

    When they used to be clean

    But I've got a Momma whose a hummer

    Whose keeping me alive

    While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys

    She's working 9 to 5

    She knows her place that woman

    Ain't no fun waitin' 'round to be a millionaire

    +1 -1
  • truckingman August 31, 2017

    Tomorrow I have to going to my doctor's office for a blood test. The blood test will check, again, my thyroid hormone levels. My doctor want to wait a month, for me to take this, test do to fluctuation my thyroid hormone levels after two weeks when the last blood test, for my thyroid hormone levels, was collected.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3 -0
    • sarge07 August 31, 2017

      @truckingman good luck big man

      +2 -0
    • nybadguy September 1, 2017

      @truckingman Don't feel bad buddy my Dr is sending me for blood work to. My ldl was off the charts last test. He is telling me to watch what i eat HAHAHA. Yeah ok Doc. Blow me. GL on your test robbie.

      +2 -0
  • vikingshill August 31, 2017

    Well, I was humpin' my bluey on the dusty Oondnadatta road,

    When along came a semi,

    with a high and canvas-covered load

    If you're goin' to Oondnadatta mate, um, with me you can ride,

    So I climbed in the cabin,

    and I settled down inside,

    He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand,

    and I said mate,

    I've traveled every road in this here land!

    +3 -2
  • vivalamigra September 1, 2017

    USA!USA!USA!

    DAPA is gone. Could DACA be gone today? Yet another campaign promise fulfilled?

    +1 -3
    • prolurkercrazy September 1, 2017

      @vivalamigra just like Mexico is paying for the wall or that the economy will grow by 6 percent....

      +1 -1
      • vivalamigra September 1, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Economy is already better than at anytime in the last eight years and Mexico can owe us for the WALL. As long as that vital and critical part of our infrastructure gets built I could care less if it comes out of the military's transgender surgery budget or a tax on tortillas.

        +1 -2
        • Cory H. September 1, 2017

          @vivalamigra,

          A tax on tortillas. Good one.

          +2 -1
        • prolurkercrazy September 1, 2017

          @vivalamigra more Fake News. The economy is right where Obama left it. Just because Liar trump claims credit doesn't make it so. When Dump actually gets the economy to 6 percent he can claim something. Not before then.

          +1 -1
          • vivalamigra September 2, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy You are the only one still not getting the joke that Obama was. Wake up and smell the Trump Brand Coffee,

            +0 -0
  • sarge07 September 1, 2017

    So, this morning on the front page of the useless Yahoo home page is the equally useless Taylor Swift. The story it seems is not about Taylor, instead it's about some little known back up person named Todrick Hall. Blacks are calling him a "sellout", why? Because he's working for a white person, and establishment. This is utterly moronic, for anyone to condemn this man. Does the black community wish that no blacks work for anyone who is not black? Isn't that a form of racism, if not self imposed segregation?

    +1 -3
    • GrimmWilder September 1, 2017

      @sarge07

      Black people are incapable of racism.......and if they are they're entitled cuz your great great great grandfather owned his great great great grandfather......

      So stifle that shit Edith!!!

      +2 -2
    • happyjack September 1, 2017

      @sarge07 I don't know who or what you were talking about, but because you said I'm mad about it, I figured I better look it up....

      He's a male makeup wearing homosexual back up dancer for taylor swift. He was being interviewed exclusively by yahoo and he was answering some bs questions about his life.

      The way you brought this here was reckless Sarge. Black people don't know who in the fuck this guy is. He was speaking about how during his life black people called him names at different times. He's a makeup wearing flamboyant dancer, he would be made fun of by his peers at a younger age regardless of his race

      This isn't a black person hating on white people thing, this is some guy talking some flamboyant bullshit. You are race baiting big time here Sarge.....You might as well be reporting on a Kardashian spat.....SMFH

      +2 -2
      • sarge07 September 2, 2017

        @happyjack Where did I say YOU were mad about it? Nothing "reckless" at all. In the article it stated that blacks called him a "sellout". So why are you calling me out?

        +1 -0
        • happyjack September 2, 2017

          @sarge07 I'm black. You're speaking in generalities making it sound as black people are pissed about it. I was being sarcastic that I was pissed.

          What blacks called him sellout? One or 2 or what. Black people don't think that if you work for whites you're a sell out. You're spewing hateful bs about some raggedy story you tead from some irrelevant chatterbox flamboyant dancer, and acting like it's a national talking point for debate.........

          +0 -1
    • luvthick September 1, 2017

      @sarge07

      WTF! I'm not mad at him, I never even heard of him until now... also almost all of my colleagues are White, and no one is mad at me for that either, seriously what's your deal!?

      +2 -3
      • sarge07 September 2, 2017

        @luvthick And why is MY problem that blacks are calling out a black man? NOT my "deal" at all I simply put the bullshit out there.

        +1 -0
        • happyjack September 2, 2017

          @sarge07 BULLSHIT if you asked 100,000 black people who he was do you know how many would know who he is? The answer is none. How can black people be talking about him if nobody knows who he is??????You took some little gossip story and brought it here trying to fuel some racist shit. Pathetic.

          +0 -1
    • maddog123 September 2, 2017

      @sarge07 fuck niggers see them on the street jump out beat them to the ground they are going to get what's coming to them!!!

      +0 -0
  • Cory H. September 1, 2017

    Ha.... I like every song on Taylor Swift's last CD 1989.

    +2 -1
    • Cory H. September 1, 2017

      I forgot she's got a new CD coming out soon and released a single from it. I like it too. Rock on Taylor Swift. She's hot, smart, a class act, has a huge following, and now is rich as fuck.

      +3 -1
    • happyjack September 2, 2017

      @Cory H. I used to be a fan of her backup dancers until she brought that sellout on board.

      +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder September 1, 2017

    I hope you whiny cunts that him-n-haw and shit on the WICS are happy...

    Now nobody wants to do them......FUCKHOLES!!!

    +1 -3
    • Cory H. September 1, 2017

      @GrimmWilder,

      I have one in the works, and usually finish it in one sitting, but got to fucking with the new pizza oven I purchased, then watched some new series. I may finish it and upload it tonight.

      +2 -1
      • Cory H. September 2, 2017

        A new WICS has been submitted.

        +0 -0
  • Cory H. September 1, 2017

    “I Couldn’t Control Myself”: Judge Sentences Illegal To 15 Years After Evidence Presented

    An illegal immigrant living in Danbury, Connecticut, was recently sentenced to prison for torturing a young girl in her care after “nanny cam” footage caught her burning, beating, and dragging the helpless child. Specifically, Lidia Quilligana, a 32-year-old undocumented alien, was captured on video “holding the 3-year-old’s hands and legs to a hot stove, slapping her and dragging her around by [her] hair.” In addition to the 3-year-old girl, she also reportedly brutally abused two other 1-year-old twins. As a consequence, she was sentenced to 15 years behind bars.

    +1 -1
    • GrimmWilder September 1, 2017

      @Cory H.

      They should burn that evil cunt's eyes,hands and feet.....so she forever knows what it is to be helpless.,.,.,,.

      +3 -1
    • happyjack September 1, 2017

      @Cory H. 15 years isn't enough. That's a parents worse nightmare. the parents should have the opportunity to return the favor, plus interest.

      +1 -0
    • sarge07 September 2, 2017

      @Cory H. FUCKIN shoot the bitch

      +1 -0
    • vivalamigra September 2, 2017

      @Cory H. Such a hater, No one is illegal. Poor persecuted immigrant having to live under the renewed American racism under Trump. Si se Puede!

      +1 -0
  • ouch September 1, 2017

    100th

    +1 -2
    • GrimmWilder September 1, 2017

      @ouch ......NOPE!!!

      Me 100th.... you were 99th....HAA!!!

      +2 -1
      • ouch September 1, 2017

        @GrimmWilder worng

        copy paste of the header as of your comet

        ► THE DAILY RANT 101

        +1 -0
 
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