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September 3, 2017

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  • the suspect September 3, 2017

    My dog attacked a person today, no one got hurt though...

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  • maddog123 September 3, 2017

    I'm all ranted out !!!

    Oh fuck north Korea fuck libtards fuck the law the dirty bastards hope more die fuck em fuck the world in general goddam the world to fucking hell have a nice day and remember Santa is a child molester that sneaks down your chimney at night and fucks the hell out of the weee young ones so merry fucking Xmas

    Mother fuckers!!!!

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    • thebutcher18 September 3, 2017

      @maddog123 sick as fuck! Dont do drugs anymore man! Get well soon.

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      • maddog123 September 3, 2017

        @thebutcher18 I try to do my best yeah boy!!!

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  • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

    Let me start off the liberal tears!

    Deport every illegal!

    Trump's approval rating is 100% amongst normal Americans!

    Statues don't kill people, illegals do!

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  • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

    Since September 2001 46,625 Americans have been killed by illegals.

    Viva La Migra!

    Celebrate Labor Day! Make an illegal lose his undeserved job! Refuse to hire an illegal! Help them self-deport!

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    • cptnpinkbeard September 3, 2017

      @vivalamigra ok so my question is who will do all the work they do after they all get deported?

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      • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

        @cptnpinkbeard What an idiotic question. Are you speaking from your own experience of doing absolutely nothing all your life? I guess your ass will go unwiped.

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        • cptnpinkbeard September 3, 2017

          @vivalamigra man u can tell ur a trump guy lol attack and call names when someone just asked a question. Keep up the good work and have a great day. :-)

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          • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

            @cptnpinkbeard Your question was an attack. Your assumption that society will collapse without illegal aliens was a tad bit racist, if not ignorant of reality. But thank for askin.

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            • GrimmWilder September 3, 2017

              @vivalamigra

              cptnpinkbeard asked a legitimate question.....

              You claim to be from Chicago.....been through there a time or two,went to the top of Sears Tower..... can't say i liked much of what i seen there....even though rural Illinois is known as a architectural state, it don't hold a candle to California, or Texas or Arizona.....

              The illeagles play a major roll as pickers....I'd venture as far as to say most the produce you eat was handled by a Mexican...they're the only ones that'll work so cheap....as soon as your wall is done and all the illegals are back on the other side get ready to pay more for your produce....and don't expect any break from the Government..they just come up with a reason to keep taxes high.......

              With that said, i would like to see every (non-working) illegal sent back ...the rest given status so they can pay their share of taxes,..,,.,.

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              • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

                @GrimmWilder I'd gladly pay double for my produce. I always check country of origin and never buy produce imported from Mexico.

                Chicago invented the skyscraper and I never have been to Arizona, California or Texas. Do they have skyscrapers? I'm sure they are lovely but what does that have to do with illegals? The illegals and their co-conspirators are marching through the 'hood decrying the removal of DACA. I'm loving it. Buh-bye illegals!

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              • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

                @GrimmWilder No empty claim. All four of my grandparents and many of my great-grandparents were born in Chicago, along with my grandchildren. I feel I have the right to lay claim to Chicago and not want illegals shitting in buckets and whatnot.

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                • GrimmWilder September 4, 2017

                  @vivalamigra

                  When i said 'Claim' it wasn't to call you a liar...it's just that i don't blindly accept anything said here as gospel...

                  Forall i know HJ & LT are white women.....nether have a pic in the family album here.....you may even be Mexican,.. ..and sarge could be a 9yr old girl,.,..,

                  Point is...less proven all are claims.,.,,.,.

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                  • luvthick September 4, 2017

                    @GrimmWilder

                    I'll post my picture in the family album one day pa, right next to yours, you'll see.

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                    • GrimmWilder September 4, 2017

                      @luvthick

                      Not unless CS fixes the site....you can't post pics from your files..

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            • happyjack September 3, 2017

              @vivalamigra how can that comment be racist? The comment is based on nationality not race. What race is america?

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              • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

                @happyjack American.

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                • happyjack September 4, 2017

                  @vivalamigra American is a race lol. It's a nationality. Houston we have a problem.

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          • happyjack September 3, 2017

            @cptnpinkbeard you won't get a civil debate out of him, he has too much emotion tied into it

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            • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

              @happyjack Lol silly man.

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          • luvthick September 4, 2017

            @cptnpinkbeard +

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    • felterupgood September 3, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      Wow.... that breaks down to an average of 8 people per day or one person every 3 hours. Where did those statistics come from? Are illegals responsible for the drug deaths that result from their smuggling?

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      • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

        @felterupgood "Googled" it. The number does not include deaths from the drugs illegals smuggle and distribute. It's mostly drunken driving homicides, hit and runs, random acts of violence against Americans and gang murders.

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  • happyjack September 3, 2017

    The other day I was at a place with no bathroom and out of the blue I had to take a major poop and I mean like asap. No way I could have driven to a bathroom in time. It was a serious code red moment.

    I looked around and found a box of garbage bags, so now I'm moving in the right direction anyway, because poop=garbage right?

    Then I found a 5 gallon bucket. In a blink of an eye I was hokding a bucket lined with a garbage bag, maybe the finest porta potty I'd ever seen. But wait!! I need to wipe. Like hitting the lottery I found a roll of paper towels.

    I took a seat on my new thrown, and instantly life was good again. When the deal was complete I removed the bag, tied it in a knot and threw it in a dumpster to maybe be the surprise of the month for an unfortunate dumpster diver. Thomas Edison or Henry Ford would have been proud of me and my poop that day. Days like that are what make me proud to be an American.

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    • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

      @happyjack Not sure about Ford or Edison but prolurkercracy and luvthick are thinking of erecting a statue of you.

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      • thebutcher18 September 3, 2017

        @vivalamigra did you know that Henry Ford recived the biggest Civil medal from Hitler himselve for being a great antisemite?

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        • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

          @thebutcher18 I drive United States standard non-metric MOPAR only. 440 cubic inches what the fuck is a litre?

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          • ouch September 3, 2017

            @vivalamigra it's pretty easy to measure from 0 to 100 and temperatures make more sense when 0 if freezing and boiling is 100 but you DERPS are ass backwards and ya steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car and ya drive on the wrong side f the road!

            DERP! lol

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            • prolurkercrazy September 3, 2017

              @ouch you make a good point about temperature but are totally fucked on the car and road deal.

              =)

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            • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

              @ouch It's pretty easy to go zero to a hundred with a 440. Not sure what that is in litres and really don't care. Enjoy your Trabant or Kia or whatever you have.

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              • ouch September 4, 2017

                @vivalamigra I have a Holden Astra which i bought new in 2005 it's a small little zippy thing that has 248,000 Kilometers on the clock (154100.056 miles)and still runs like the day i bought it :)

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      • prolurkercrazy September 3, 2017

        @vivalamigra I stayed outa your bullshit all day but then you had to go and drag me back into it. Fuck you and have a nice Labor Day. Asshole!

        =)

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        • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy Love you too pal plus one! DACA is going to end I am in such a good mood that I want to tell you again I love you pal!

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    • nybadguy September 3, 2017

      @happyjack i do that everyday at work.

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      • happyjack September 3, 2017

        @nybadguy LOL. I guess I better scrap my idea of taking it on Shark Tank and taking a massive shit in front of Laurie, Barbara, and the rest of the sharks. I was really looking forward to the part when I pass the bucket around to show them "yep it really works"

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        • nybadguy September 3, 2017

          @happyjack ill give you $150.000 for 30 percent of the company lol

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      • picklehiesner September 3, 2017

        @nybadguy lol my 5 gallon bucket has a seat on it. Keep it in the back of the truck.

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        • nybadguy September 3, 2017

          @picklehiesner yup. Right nex to the box of rags

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        • happyjack September 4, 2017

          @picklehiesner pro bucket shitter

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    • thebutcher18 September 3, 2017

      @happyjack yeah! USA USA USA! We invented: Beer, the car, bike. Without Wernher von Braun the US of A never landed in the moon. Even your President has Herman roots. But Hey! You have a bucked to take a shit! USA USA USA

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      • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

        @thebutcher18 All great and good but what will happen to Deutschland once 51% of your population is muslim? Your birthrate is dropping lower and lower while the muslim immigrants are breeding like muslims.

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        • thebutcher18 September 3, 2017

          @vivalamigra where do you get your facts from? 82 Million Germans and 600000 Muslims. Thats far away from 51%.

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          • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

            @thebutcher18 Give it a few years. Birthrate for new Germans is 1.3 per woman. Birthrate for muslim immigrant women is 6.2

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            • thebutcher18 September 3, 2017

              @vivalamigra youre the king in talking shit! Un-fucking-beleaveable! Only Trump is better in turning facts...

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              • prolurkercrazy September 3, 2017

                @thebutcher18 mostly I think you are full of shit but you are not wrong on this point.

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                • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

                  @prolurkercrazy Germany has one of the lowest birth rates in the world. It's a fact. Their population is halving every generation.

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              • luvthick September 4, 2017

                @thebutcher18

                LMAO!

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      • happyjack September 3, 2017

        @thebutcher18 yeah this place sucks you don't want to come here.

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        • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

          @happyjack I'd trade you for that Kraut any day. Don't like America? Don't let the door in the WALL hit you on the ass on the way out.

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          • happyjack September 4, 2017

            @vivalamigra god damn you're an idiot. It's called sarcasm as in don't come here it sucks, like we don't need more people here. Take a deep breath and exhale slowly.

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            • vivalamigra September 4, 2017

              @happyjack And my comment was sarcasm buddy. Happy Labor Day I think you have been working too hard!

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              • happyjack September 4, 2017

                @vivalamigra liar liar that's not sarcasm

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    • ouch September 3, 2017

      @happyjack ............ .

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  • felterupgood September 3, 2017

    Don't you hate it when you are dumpster diving for treasures and have to avoid the shit some asshole threw in. They usually rip the bag you know. Just to prove I'm not racist I won't mention that negro shit is worse than week old cat shit.

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    • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

      @felterupgood HJ loves illegals but they are the ones most affected by buckets of shit while thieving metal. Typical liberal lol.

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      • felterupgood September 3, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        It could be worse if these "bucket shitters" put their plastic bags in the toilet and caused it to overflow. It's no fun wading through 3 inches of sewage and floating turds on the way to the urinals.

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      • happyjack September 3, 2017

        @vivalamigra what medication should you take daily that you don't. Some days you are rational, and other days like today not so much. I've never stated that I like illegal immigration. Why would any tax paying American be a fan of it???

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        • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

          @happyjack I am on no medication and do no illegal drugs. I get high on Jesus. I'm glad you are with me wanting every illegal deported. At least we agree on the big things.

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          • ouch September 4, 2017

            @vivalamigra Jesus Really?

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        • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

          @happyjack And don't forget this is Crazyshit. Hopefully my insanity amuses you. If you take anything I say without a grain of salt you deserve to be offended!

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    • happyjack September 3, 2017

      @felterupgood LOL I didn't know bags of poo were such an epedimic.

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      • GrimmWilder September 3, 2017

        @happyjack ,..,.,(Concerning your bucket story)

        We used to throw pig pickings WAY out far and beyond where nobody would bother us about our fire, music,guns, ect.....and the best way to get women to come along was to make sure they had a place for them to shit/piss

        To that end one only needs a 5gal bucket, commode lid and a shovel.....you dig a deep as you can hole big around as a soccer ball...attach toilet seat to the bucket and cut out the bottom and place over hole ...set an old tent over it and Volla! ye got a Chick friendly Shitter mother mary herself would be proud to take a dump in.,.,,..,.,

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        • felterupgood September 3, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          So that's how you got all those hidden videos of women pissing. I never knew it was so easy.

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          • GrimmWilder September 4, 2017

            @felterupgood

            Didn't get no vids....

            Scored a few open air blowjobs however.,.,.,.

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            • felterupgood September 4, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              Well, you have memories.... the lighting didn't sound very good anyway.

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  • truckingman September 3, 2017

    My father and I dislike pluming.

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    • felterupgood September 3, 2017

      @truckingman

      You are giving truck driving a bad image with that statement.

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    • Cory H. September 3, 2017

      @truckingman,

      Pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

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    • vivalamigra September 3, 2017

      @truckingman At least you still have your father. Count your blessings my friend.

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      • GrimmWilder September 4, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        Yeah....my pops cashed his chips in 91.,.,,.

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        • vivalamigra September 4, 2017

          @GrimmWilder 15 years ago for my dad. Still think about him every day...

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          • wombatbytes September 4, 2017

            @vivalamigra : How the fuck would you or your sister/mother know what your "father" looked like???

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            • vivalamigra September 4, 2017

              @wombatbytes That's the best you can come up with? Your wit is lamer than I thought.

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              • wombatbytes September 4, 2017

                @vivalamigra : It's about time that long turd you deep throat each day pretending its Daddy's cock broke off deep in your esophagus and choked you to death.

                Your boring rants will be missed by exactly nobody.

                Perhaps your pale bloated body could inspire the next statue to turd suckers all over the world?

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                • vivalamigra September 4, 2017

                  @wombatbytes Yawn. Again you fail to amuse me. You just don't have it.

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                  • wombatbytes September 4, 2017

                    @vivalamigra Yep, and you will not be missed.

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                • vivalamigra September 4, 2017

                  @wombatbytes Pull your head out of happyjack's bucket. I think the fumes are affecting your sole brain cell.

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                  • wombatbytes September 4, 2017

                    @vivalamigra : As unoriginal and disappointing as ever.

                    Haven't you reconciled why Daddy chose to "touch" your brothers and not you? Maybe because you sold yourself too cheap!

                    Even Daddy couldn't respect you up until he killed himself.

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                    • vivalamigra September 5, 2017

                      @wombatbytes Whatever faggot. Whatever.

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    • truckingman September 4, 2017

      I meant house plumbing. It can be a MF" DISASTER TRYING TO FIX WATER PIPES, TOILETS, SINKS, AND BLACK WATER, SEWAGE, LINES.

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  • maddog123 September 4, 2017

    This sucks going to bed get up early and watch perry mason on me TV yeah boy

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    • felterupgood September 4, 2017

      @maddog123

      At least you have a schedule

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  • nybadguy September 4, 2017

    No uploads today. Well fuck you to.

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    • thebutcher18 September 4, 2017

      @nybadguy agree! Lazy bastards!

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  • vivalamigra September 4, 2017

    Buh-bye DACA!

    Smiles and smiles!

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  • GrimmWilder September 4, 2017

    "It's important to remember that Alabama has a very proud distinction, has a dual distinction of being the birthplace, the cradle of the confederacy and the birthplace of civil rights,",..,,.,.. "So we need to preserve our history - the good, the bad and the ugly -- so we can understand better our past and learn from our past."

    ---- Gov. Kay Ivey ----

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    • luvthick September 4, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Amen! Let us preserve all of our history, without monuments to enemies of the Union.

      Preserve it all, the good the bad & the ugly, Without monuments built to divide our great country with the backwardness of White Nationalism.

      Let us preserve our history, and honor the heroes of The United States of America!

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      • GrimmWilder September 4, 2017

        @luvthick

        Yeah lets pamper the feelings of a small minority of the population some more.......let the other 87% cater to the 13%.........

        I for one am ALL for that....knock down everything that offends somebody in any unreasonable way till all is left is a paper cup throw away society......

        Just as long as we can have that shitty violent gansta rap to serenade us down the toilet !!

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        • luvthick September 6, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          That's an extremely ignorant copout!

          The confederacy, would not be proud of you or the people who erected those statues. Those statues were erected to unify White Nationalist in a changing country. The confederacy would rather be remembered as people who stood up and fought a war of aggression, to preserve independent freedoms of it's people and states (While Turning a Blind Eye to Slavery!), than a beacon of White Supremacy.

          Listen, All that nonsense about gangsta rap, and appeasing the 13% is KKK doctrine. Most Black people like myself are diverse and want to see American continually improve as a nation. But it is extremely difficult when confronting ignorance at the level you display here.

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