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September 7, 2017

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  • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

    Des-pa-cito Baby!!!

    Been a good while since we had a Puerto Rican on the charts!!!!!

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    • cptnpinkbeard September 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder u got the Bieber fever there grimm;-)

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      • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

        @cptnpinkbeard

        If you really think that, then my facetiousness was not as apparent as i should like...

        Plainly spoken then;

        TODAY'S MUSIC HAS GONE TO SHIT!!!!

        Luis Fonsi and Justin Bieber's singing (if you call it that) is equivalent to that of a badly auto-tuned queef!!!

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        • cptnpinkbeard September 7, 2017

          @GrimmWilder couldn't agree with u more.

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        • noboongoon September 7, 2017

          @GrimmWilder Maybe wu'll get lucky and Hurricane Irma will wipe those terrible musicians off the face of the earth. #PrayersForIrma #BlessIrma

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  • the suspect September 7, 2017

    Cold front commin in here no more heat!

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  • the suspect September 7, 2017

    LMFAO ANOTHER HURRICANE IS FORMING AND COMING FOR MEXICO, WATCH OUT FOR HURRICANE KATIA!

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    • Cory H. September 7, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

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  • felterupgood September 7, 2017

    If you live in any of the southern states I would like to suggest you buy a waterbed and fill it with water. You will probably lose power and it may cause public waterworks to fail or become contaminated. You'll need water to flush and wash and life will be very miserable without it. I think Walmart stocks them starting about $50 ...a Queen size will hold 200 gallons and a King size will hold 235 gallons. You can probably overfill them and get about 20+ more. Good luck to all.

    +2 -2
    • happyjack September 7, 2017

      @felterupgood 1 gallon of drinking water per person per day is more than enough to survive. I'd stockpile my own tap water in clean containers before drinking out of a waterbed. Who knows what kind of chemicals you could be ingesting into your body that way. Don't help to give yourself cancer.

      Buy some buckets to collect rain water for flushing. There will be plenty of it available

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      • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

        @happyjack I think you scared everyone away from buckets.

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        • felterupgood September 7, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          LOL ...and dumpsters

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          • happyjack September 7, 2017

            @felterupgood well shouldn't be digging in the damn dumpster anyway :-)

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        • happyjack September 7, 2017

          @vivalamigra haha +1. My bucket story haunts you, I like it.

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          • vivalamigra September 8, 2017

            @happyjack mexico=bucket.

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      • wombatbytes September 7, 2017

        @happyjack : water beds are great for sex.

        No way in hell I'd drinking the slimey mess (even with the official water conditioner) from one.

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @felterupgood

      I'm not recommending drinking waterbed (or even bong) water. If anyone is confused about what to do with waterbed water, just don't flush your toilets for 3 days with your ac off and I'm confident you'll figure it out.

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      • truckingman September 7, 2017

        Felterupgood, I am glad the my parent's master bathroom has a deep soaker tub. My family has fulled this tub up with water in the last few heavy storms and our range, oven and stove, is powered by propane. I just hope that we do not have any damage from trees, water oaks, or parts of trees falling and being blown down. I do not want this trees and parts of tree to fall onto our home; vehicles; also drive way(s).

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        • felterupgood September 7, 2017

          @truckingman

          Good idea, It's very likely that many houses could be damaged so much they leak a full flow of water. And that will drain the stored water. Then the time it will take to close leaks when power is restored could take weeks.

          +1 -0
  • nybadguy September 7, 2017

    Fuck me sideways sally. I thought it was friday. Errr. God damnit.

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  • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

    I have a cistern and a generator.,.,,.

    Some of my neighbors come to my house when the power's out...

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    • thebutcher18 September 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder i got no neighbors.

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      • wombatbytes September 7, 2017

        @thebutcher18 : What did they taste lkke?

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  • Cory H. September 7, 2017

    Rahm Emanuel says Chicago is now a Trump free zone.

    +4 -1
    • cptnpinkbeard September 7, 2017

      @Cory H. With Comments like that vivalatrump is never gunna shut up.

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      • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

        @cptnpinkbeard Defending Rahm? SAD.

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      • wombatbytes September 7, 2017

        @cptnpinkbeard : Sooner or later he'll turn up dead with a plastic cock down his throat!

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    • luvthick September 7, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Either vivalamigra is in hiding or Rahm Emanuel is smoking his own supply.

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      • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

        @luvthick Rahm smokes beaner dick thinking it will help his re-election. Proof that illegals are voting.

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    • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

      @Cory H. Rahm's approval rating is 18%. He is grasping at straws. Rahm promises that the illegals will be first in line for jobs, scholarships and all city services. But what do you expect from Barack's bath house buddy?

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    • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

      @Cory H. What is Rahm going to try not to look at the 98 story Trump building that towers over the Chicago River?

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      • Cory H. September 7, 2017

        @vivalamigra ,

        I think Rahm needs to go, but he did make a statement to a classroom of children that they're safe because Chicago is now a Trump free zone.

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        • vivalamigra September 8, 2017

          @Cory H. Wish Rahm would declare Chicago a gang-free, illegal gun-free, illegal drug-free and illegal-alien free zone. We had a choice between Rahm and Garcia, a Mexican born political hack. What a choice.

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    • happyjack September 7, 2017

      @Cory H. Uh oh

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  • gurtman23 September 7, 2017

    Rock is DEAD

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    • luvthick September 7, 2017

      @gurtman23

      Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, is doing just fine.

      +3 -1
    • truckingman September 7, 2017

      Gurtman23 Gangsta Rap, R&B, and DubbStep are flooding the music industry. The classic rock bands we grew up with, most of them, are retiring while leaving a void in the rock genre that is not being filled with new young and talented rockers.

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  • GrimmWilder September 7, 2017

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    "Best most expensive blow job of your life"

    --Irma--

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Blow jobs are nice but Irma will leave your ass gaping too... so unless you enjoy back door doodling I suggest you RUN!

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      • wombatbytes September 7, 2017

        @felterupgood : I learn so much on this site...

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        • felterupgood September 7, 2017

          @wombatbytes

          Yes, there is a lot of good info here.

          It didn't take me long to conclude that it's a bad idea to go on vacation to the Middle East and any country south OF America... or anywhere they are experimenting with socialism and/or sharia law.

          In fact, we know that anywhere there are refugees escaping these ideologies .... (OR sending their children here on trains) is best avoided.

          But don't believe everything you read.... there are still several people posting here that can't accept the fact that the shit hits the fan where the governments go down the road of redistribution of wealth. Don't fall for this... it's actually "redistribution of MISERY"

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          • luvthick September 7, 2017

            @felterupgood

            Redistribution already took place, it's called "Trickle Down Economics!"

            Whatever! Go study the history of America. We did our best when the middle was strong & everyone paid their taxes.

            The increasing income gap, and constant pooling of the nation's wealth in the hands of a few, will be our downfall.

            Continue to smoke your pipe... Old Money & Shady Money do not pay taxes, they pay whatever that want, whenever they want! That's not what America is about, we used to believe in fending for each other, even in the worst of times.

            Also, Stop using the worst examples in the world to try and scare people, you're soo Fox News!

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            • prolurkercrazy September 7, 2017

              @luvthick +++++

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            • felterupgood September 7, 2017

              @luvthick

              I didn't need to have Fox News to tell me that no country that went down the path of equal distribution of wealth has prospered ...in fact most collapsed in violence and massive death

              But if you knew this you wouldn't be crying "the man is keeping me down."

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              • luvthick September 7, 2017

                @felterupgood

                Do you ever pay attention to how presumptuous you are?

                "Your Peeps"

                "If You Work"

                "Man Keeping you Down"

                I never said any of those things, and they do not apply to me or anyone I know.

                You pair very well with Fox News, Hannity, Bill, Tucker and all the other condescending assholes over there., They have you in the palm of their bubble.

                Enjoy your bubble dude.

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                • vivalamigra September 8, 2017

                  @luvthick I wanted the illegals deported way before I even heard of Fox News. What else you got?

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      • gurtman23 September 7, 2017

        @felterupgood Blowjob are nice. How do you get the taste out of your mouth.?

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        • felterupgood September 7, 2017

          @gurtman23

          Simple.... I do like you and dodge so that won't become an issue.

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  • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

    2 million currently serving in the United States military.

    20 million illegals currently being served in the United States.

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  • felterupgood September 7, 2017

    I'm genetically predispositioned to have diarrhea... it runs in my jenes.

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    • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

      @felterupgood "jenes"?

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      • felterupgood September 7, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        Jeans.... shit... I fucked up a lame joke.

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        • vivalamigra September 7, 2017

          @felterupgood It still made me laugh!

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  • felterupgood September 7, 2017

    I had a date last night.... the woman thought I was ugly ....until she found out how much money I make. Then she said I was ugly AND poor.

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    • luvthick September 7, 2017

      @felterupgood

      That was a good one. Sounds true too.

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      • felterupgood September 7, 2017

        @luvthick

        Looks like I fooled you.... it was a joke... do you really think a woman would go out with me? You must have shifted your opinion from the other day.

        +0 -2
  • truckingman September 7, 2017

    Yesterday, I ran out of the bees wax, that I had collected from my hive and some old sheets of wax foundation for candle making, trying to recoat the Plasticell foundation in my hive body frames. I recoat the Plasticell foundation, both sides, of four frames when I had a thin layer of bees wax in the bottom of my wax pot, it is a two or three quart alumium pot. I am going to buy a pound cake of, pure and refined, yellow bees wax from Dadant, seven dollars and seventy nine cents. I hope I can buy this one pound cake of yellow bees wax in the next two weeks or the first of next month. The day before I ran of bees wax that I was using to recoat the Plasticell founation of my hive body frame, I am going to buy a one pound cake of yellow bees wax from Dadant within the next two weeks or the first of next month.

    Dadant - 1 LB CAKE 100% Pure Yellow Refined Beeswax W00102

    https://www.dadant.com/catalog/crafts/pure-beeswax/w00102-1lb-cake-yellow-ref-beeswax-lb

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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    • gurtman23 September 7, 2017

      @truckingman Have a look inside your masturbation sock. the jizz inside has been there that long its turned to wax. Sincerely, Gurtman

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      • Cory H. September 7, 2017

        @gurtman23 ,

        I bet he appreciates that helpful pointer. +1

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        • felterupgood September 7, 2017

          @Cory H.

          Don't fuck with a man with bees... they might show up in gurtman's masturbation sock.

          +1 -0
          • gurtman23 September 7, 2017

            @felterupgood That would make a hell of a video I'm surprised no one has tried it, we need a willing participant and a few of Tmans bees. Someone to film it, I can supply the sock. So who's in..... Cory???

            +1 -0
            • felterupgood September 8, 2017

              @gurtman23

              Well my cock is so short they would just think it's another bee. Best luck finding a volunteer though.

              +1 -0
  • nybadguy September 7, 2017

    These sam adams HARVEST HEFE. Are some tasty sum of a bitches. I think i will drink all 12 of these damn things.

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  • maddog123 September 7, 2017

    Football is here chiefs vs patriots yeah boy tonight 8/30 nbc

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    • happyjack September 7, 2017

      @maddog123 5:30pm here on the best coast

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      • maddog123 September 7, 2017

        @happyjack i will agree on the best coast thingy enjoy it while you can

        By the time Kim Jung gets thru with it Denver will be the new west coast !!!

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    • felterupgood September 7, 2017

      @maddog123

      Patriots all the way baby! Love to see Goodell kissing Brady's ass when he has to present the super bowl trophy.

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      • maddog123 September 7, 2017

        @felterupgood I'm in Georgia but I put my money on the pats!!!

        To be honest I wish I had lost that bet I thought for sure me beting on new england Atlanta would win because I never do any good gambling

        But as bad luck has it I fucking won fuck!!!

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        • felterupgood September 8, 2017

          @maddog123

          Don't be such a sore winner.

          +1 -0
      • happyjack September 8, 2017

        @felterupgood I see you didn't watch the game.

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