Embarrassed to be first?
@letmefindout if i proud to last
I found an ipad today
My balls are starting to itch again!!!
@maddog123 see a docter
@maddog123 that's the peanut butter, your dog missed a bit.
I just remembered that today is 9/11
The word for today is cumfuzzle
R.I.P to everyone who we lost on this sad day in NYC. Innocent adults and children murdered in cold blood by our greedy corrupt government. How can we forget. In other news. Australia held a same sex gay marriage march.
Is former President Barack Hussein Obama going to issue yet another apology to Islam today? I hope so. He is so good at it.
@vivalamigra No but Dump is tweeting that he loves the Dems and the DACA kids.
@prolurkercrazy The man has a bigger heart than I do. If I was president they would all be back home.
Happy thermite day G.W. Bush! May the souls of the departed take a large, spiritual shit on you. Now, go read a book.
@peacefrog You know you should take the tinfoil off of your head before you microwave your burrito.
I will do that you cock choking ass jockey! Fuckin wetback.
@peacefrog Wet from your momma's kisses!