â–ºTHIS JUST IN:

September 21, 2017

Trump is still the President.

The USA still hasn't nuked North Korea.

We still have the right to bear arms in the USA.

You still don't have a constitutional right to freedom of speech in a private business, website, or another's home.

Sushi still references the rice, not raw fish.

The most over used word in Australia is still DERP.

Truckingman is still the nicest and most genuine member at CS.

CS still has forums and you're welcome to post there.

Vivalamigra is still talking about illegals.

You still can't down vote a rant at CS.

We still don't have the auto down vote feature setup on Grimm's account, but are working on it.

Happyjack is still happy and Luvthick is still liking them thick.

Maddog is still alive, but I'm not sure how.

And....... it's your turn.

  • the suspect September 21, 2017

    Mexico is in deep shit

    +1 -1
    • happyjack September 21, 2017

      @the suspect yeah those are both huge earthquakes, and they were back to back. Once you start getting into the high 5's damage will occur. Those 6-8's are deadly. We haven't had a big one out here for a while unfortunately we are probably due.

      +2 -0
    • felterupgood September 21, 2017

      @the suspect

      And cs is still automatically kicking off ads that lock up my phone unless i install an app that's probably a virus... And the ad forces me to reboot my phone to unlock it.

      +0 -1
  • cptnpinkbeard September 21, 2017

    Crazyshit still trying to fool us with chicks with dicks

    +3 -0
    • mr.spine September 21, 2017

      @cptnpinkbeard did pink liberal pube dye fool you?

      +1 -1
  • gurtman23 September 21, 2017

    I bought one of those calorie counter heart rate monitors, I masturbated for 20 minutes and burnt 80 calories and my heart rate was around 66bpm until i ejaculated then my heart rate hit 70bbm.

    +2 -0
    • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

      Try checking yer bpm without the vibrating buttplug gurt........

      +3 -1
      • gurtman23 September 21, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Gonna try that tomorrow while downing 12 Vodka Redbull. Should i remove the nipple clamps or attach them to a car battery?

        +1 -1
        • redpig September 21, 2017

          @gurtman23

          Link them to your scrotum first.

          +0 -0
        • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

          @gurtman23

          Only if you can't kickstart it after,..,,.

          +0 -0
    • felterupgood September 21, 2017

      @gurtman23

      Don't you just love science.

      +1 -0
  • picklehiesner September 21, 2017

    Me llamo es encurtido

    +2 -0
    • happyjack September 21, 2017

      @picklehiesner hola encutido. Mucho cuidado alrededor la pared.

      +1 -0
    • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

      @picklehiesner Viva la Migra.

      +0 -0
  • mr.spine September 21, 2017

    And this site's still shit.

    +1 -6
    • Cory H. September 21, 2017

      @mr.spine,

      Yet, you're still here.

      +2 -0
      • happyjack September 21, 2017

        @Cory H. LOL

        +2 -0
      • mr.spine September 21, 2017

        @Cory H. Well its called crazy shit. So its shit and i'm crazy. I always been here watching

        +1 -0
        • Cory H. September 21, 2017

          @mr.spine,

          Fair enough.

          +0 -0
  • thebutcher18 September 21, 2017

    I watched some kind of Jurasic-Park-with-Music-thing yesterday. The show of the Rolling Stones live in Zürich/Swiss. They missed the best point to stop theyr career. Goddam they are old! Charly Watts looked like my death Grandma after 10 days after passing away. Not worth 166CHF! (Nearly same in Dollars)

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 September 21, 2017

      @thebutcher18 rumor has it that during Keith Richard' medical exam they actually found blood in his heroin system.

      +3 -1
    • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

      @thebutcher18 The Rolling Stones were little rich London boys that came to the South Side of Chicago in the early 1960's to study blues from our blacks. Would be nice if I could have gone to London to study from their artists when I was a young man.

      +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

    tinkerbell is still an itchy little twerp.,.,,.,.

    +3 -3
    • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

      Snowflake is still a hypersensitive bitch...!...

      +2 -1
  • letmefindout September 21, 2017

    There still is no wall around Mexico, although, Cory is working on erecting one around Smellthis

    +4 -0
  • ouch September 21, 2017

    I'm still gonna be a cunt for a while

    DERP!

    +6 -3
    • Cory H. September 21, 2017

      @ouch,

      Still old news.

      +1 -0
  • mr.spine September 21, 2017

    I am not from the US of A. But i sure love watching libtards drown in logic like it's 2 weeks of built up baby maker juice. Thos fugly cunts need it bet they smell bad as they look and sound...pissyyyy

    +2 -1
  • luvthick September 21, 2017

    Still didn't make it out to a strip club because in my town you can walk around open carry in a restaurant, but you cannot touch a titty in the titty bar.

    +1 -0
  • shenanigans September 21, 2017

    I'll send in my CS bOObs on 1 condition!

    Lightfighter has to come in and comment without restrictions and I'll make OUCH read it without replying to him or he will be banned from using the word DERP! for 3 months and Cory can Ban ouch for a week if he replies to him in a negative way?

    DEAL?

    +5 -1
    • luvthick September 21, 2017

      @shenanigans

      I don't think Lightfighter likes women, maybe barbie dolls, but not women.

      +3 -0
    • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

      @shenanigans

      Why all the hubbub Sweetheart?

      has lightfighter been mean or something?

      +3 -2
      • shenanigans September 21, 2017

        @GrimmWilder this place could use a bit of fun, there is so much negativity in the world today without the need for all of you fighting in the PG, all you boys started out just teasing each other then took it to far and not one of you wants to just move on and be happy and TITS make people happy (well most people) but I have learnt that haters gonna hate so if you want to hate on me for submitting then go ahead and i'll just laugh at you for it :)

        Peace Cs'ers

        Shanni xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

        +3 -0
        • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

          @shenanigans,

          I couldn't agree more the problem @Grimm is such a duchebag that is absolutly the wrong place to look for any of those things.

          Give 'ol grummpy Ouchy a hug for us. Also, give him a rim job from Grim.

          +2 -2
          • shenanigans September 21, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy lol thank you sweety I just did and he's a happy little chappy right now. ( you know when he is ranting he is normally laughing or wanking right?)

            +4 -0
            • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

              @shenanigans yep yep

              ;-)

              +2 -1
            • happyjack September 21, 2017

              @shenanigans I'm sure you guys do some of that S & M stuff. Next time it's your turn to do the ass whooping can you smack him across the chops a little harder than normal for me?

              +3 -0
          • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy

            If you are going to but in every post i make, at least spit the cum out and wipe the shit from around your mouth so we can understand you .,,.,.,.,.

            +3 -2
            • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

              @GrimmWilder back to your gay fantasies again....

              +2 -2
              • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy

                went down to georgia, lookin and serchin for underwear...

                he'd been cry'n an he wuz die'n to sniff on some butt down there...

                Then he saw a boy pick'n his ass and doin a strut..

                and he run up on the kid and said 'Boy lemme sniff yer butt'..

                he said 'Boy you may not know it but i'm boy-butt sniffer true...

                and if you hold still for a while i'll sniff your butt for you...

                The boy SMACKED proluker across his lip and said 'Go to Hell'

                cuz unlike you ya goddamned fagg, i ain't no Tinkerbell!!!!!

                +3 -4
                • luvthick September 21, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder

                  Dude!

                  The 5 Line

                  Rule!

                  Remember!

                  LMAO!

                  +2 -0
                  • happyjack September 21, 2017

                    @luvthick oh but that's different it's his babbling. It's kind of like a drunk uncle, just kind of nod your head once in a while like your're paying attention to his non-sense. Don't want to hurt his feelers.

                    +3 -2
          • luvthick September 21, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy

            LOL!

            +1 -2
          • redpig September 21, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy

            A grim job

            For roo?

            For rim

            +0 -1
        • luvthick September 21, 2017

          @shenanigans +

          +2 -0
    • picklehiesner September 21, 2017

      @shenanigans I'll have a look sweetheart

      +1 -0
    • felterupgood September 21, 2017

      @shenanigans

      We need a sample in order to reach a conclusion.... Or at least a description.... Are they perky "B's" or floppy "F's" ?

      +0 -3
  • ketamine<3 September 21, 2017

    I Like Turtles

    +4 -2
  • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

    @Cory H. Thank you for calling illegals "illegals" and not "undocumented immigrants" or "civil rights heroes".

    +2 -3
  • happyjack September 21, 2017

    @cory you just summed up the whole program around here.

    +3 -0
    • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

      @happyjack Everything except your bucket habits.

      +1 -1
  • nybadguy September 21, 2017

    Weed in NY is still illegal.

    +2 -0
    • ketamine<3 September 21, 2017

      @nybadguy it shouldn't be illegal anywhere IMO smoke up amigo!

      +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

    And Trump is STILL the Best President EVARRRRRRRR!!!!!

    GEEE-HAAAW!!!!

    +4 -3
    • luvthick September 21, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      I forgot to inform you that KKK Flakes causes hallucinations... Judging by that last comment, I suggest you see a Doctor ASAP.

      +2 -2
    • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Make sure you float those nutritious KKK flakes in liberal tears. Salty but plentiful. I get the frosted flakes myself.

      +2 -3
  • felterupgood September 21, 2017

    I'm still on vacation... About to leave Oregon headed for Yellowstone. What a wonderful beautiful country we have.

    +3 -2
    • sarge07 September 21, 2017

      @felterupgood yep, happy trails

      +2 -1
    • luvthick September 21, 2017

      @felterupgood

      I agree and that's why I want to preserve it for future generations by protecting our environment, resources and wildlife.

      +3 -0
      • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

        @luvthick And not doubling the national debt like the last president. Soon we will be paying 100% of our GNP just to service the debt. We will lose control of all of our lands once that happens.

        +2 -4
        • happyjack September 21, 2017

          @vivalamigra When you make that point, shouldn't you put in a footnote about the economy that Obama inherited in 2008. Or was the housing market collapse his fault too? His administration did what they thought was right at the time to try to keep our economy afloat. Right or wrong it's what they did.

          Trump inherited a turnkey economy just waiting for him to put his name on it. Obama inherited a pile of shit from Bush.

          +2 -2
          • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

            @happyjack Trump inherited the doubled national debt from Obama. Some turnkey. Instead of telling people to tighten their belts he lavished more and more government spending on the backs of future Americans. I'm in no way defending Bush, but Obama is a complete asshole and caused grievous harm to the country. Barack thought not of the country but himself. Egotistical prick that Obama.

            +2 -2
            • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

              @vivalamigra,

              This is COMPLETELY opinion. You can't show a single supporting fact for any of this.

              +1 -2
              • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy The 20 trillion national debt with crippling maintenance costs is fact, not opinion. Your slip is showing pal.

                +1 -1
                • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

                  @vivalamigra Okay, we completely disagree where that debt comes from but please explain how giving Billionaires a $10,000 tax cut reduces that debt.

                  +1 -1
            • happyjack September 21, 2017

              @vivalamigra my point is how much did the bailout add to our debt?

              +1 -0
          • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

            @happyjack Gay marriage, apologizing to Islam, allowing North Korea nukes, giving Iran untold billions in cash, allowing the creation of ISIS, making a mess of the medical insurance system, allowing tens of millions of illegals to collect money we borrow from Communist China and oil rich Muslims, wiretapping political opponents, pardoning traitors, releasing war criminal Islamists back to the battlefield, one bone-headed move after another. Worst. President. Ever. The only thing he accomplished was making Hillary lose and getting that "first 'black' president" thing out of the way.

            +2 -2
            • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

              @vivalamigra,

              Just throwing Republican talking points in the rants section doesn't make them fact. Just because you believe this bullshits isn't proof.

              Just because you become empassioned about this crap is exaclty the deffinition of Trump supporters. Facts don't matter (i.e. Kellyann Conway's "Alternate Facts". Dog whistle pollitics shows the low thought that most reactionaires attempt to stir in people so they will susspend and critical though.

              +1 -2
          • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

            @happyjack And yes, the housing market collapse was 100% Obama's fault. Barack forced banks to make "no documentation" loans to people that should never have been given a mortgage. It caused prices to double, people bought homes they couldn't afford, and now millions of underwater mortgages exist and more foreclosures to boot. That community organizer was not even one millionth as bright as he pictured himself.

            +2 -2
            • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

              @vivalamigra Oh my god. The worms in your head have completely removed your ability to reason and process facts.

              +0 -3
              • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy Name one error in my rant.

                +2 -2
                • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

                  @vivalamigra,

                  Please stop. You are just embarrassing yourself now. As I said before facts are clearly not in your wheelhouse

                  +0 -3
            • prolurkercrazy September 21, 2017

              @vivalamigra,

              The housing collapse ("housing bubble") happened under the Bush '43 administration.

              SMH

              +0 -1
              • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy You might be right damn you. But the rest was Obama's fault. I didn't vote for Bush or Obama so either way it's not my fault! Obama definitely put trannies into the military though.

                +2 -0
                • happyjack September 21, 2017

                  @vivalamigra lol how could you possibly make that long winded housing rant and be 100% incorrect t about. Your credibility on anything else is shot now.

                  +2 -0
              • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy Bush was soft on the illegals buying houses. Must be because his brother is married to one.

                +1 -3
            • happyjack September 21, 2017

              @vivalamigra LOL the housing market officially crashed in 2008......the bad loans, over appraisals, and other non-sense which caused the crash was going on for pretty much the whole duration of the bush administration....you're out of touch dude

              +2 -0
            • luvthick September 22, 2017

              @vivalamigra

              You're out of your mind!

              +2 -0
          • luvthick September 21, 2017

            @happyjack

            Exactly +++

            +1 -1
  • redpig September 21, 2017

    And I'm still in pain

    +2 -0
    • GrimmWilder September 21, 2017

      @redpig

      Ain't we all Babe, ain't we all,.,.,.

      +2 -1
      • Cory H. September 21, 2017

        @GrimmWilder,

        Uh oh. I thought Redpig was a dude. My bad.

        +2 -1
        • redpig September 22, 2017

          @Cory H.

          I decline to commit to a gender, and I'm not a bender.

          +0 -0
  • truckingman September 21, 2017

    Cory, I would to say thank you for your comment.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +7 -0
    • Cory H. September 21, 2017

      @truckingman,

      You're very welcome.

      +3 -0
  • vivalamigra September 21, 2017

    Happyjacks bucket is also his thinking cap.

    +1 -2
  • mr.spine September 21, 2017

    Remember when users would send in pictures of Their shit. Sometimes i wonder if it was a woman i was a member of cs years ago cant remember my old user account.

    +2 -0
    • redpig September 22, 2017

      @mr.spine

      Spot the turd?

      +0 -0
 
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