► THE DAILY RANT

September 22, 2017

►►

48 Comments
  • Cory H. September 22, 2017

    Hey there little red riding hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything the big bad wolf could want.

    +1 -2
    • the suspect September 22, 2017

      @Cory H. You ate my grandma

      +3 -1
      • luvthick September 22, 2017

        @the suspect

        He had to do it to get to the granddaughter...

        Granny said "Ya gotta lick this before you could stick that."

        ;-)

        +3 -1
        • smellthis September 22, 2017

          @luvthick

          He did more than lick. He made love with his tongue. Such a Don Juan..

          +0 -4
    • letmefindout September 22, 2017

      @Cory H.

      I see that you have the lyrics down pat. But just what is the deal with the hand full of Jolly ranchers and white mini van?

      +3 -0
      • Cory H. September 22, 2017

        @letmefindout,

        You ain’t right.

        +1 -1
        • letmefindout September 23, 2017

          @Cory H.

          I may not be right, but I've seldom been wrong. (Smile)

          +1 -0
    • smellthis September 22, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Lol. You and ouchy playing dress up on Skype?

      Sinners.

      +0 -3
      • Cory H. September 22, 2017

        @smellthis,

        A lot of bitches have me on their mind this time of night. Welcome to their club.

        +2 -3
    • ouch September 23, 2017

      @Cory H. I don't think little big girls should

      Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone

      Owwww!

      +3 -0
  • ouch September 22, 2017

    DERP

    +2 -4
  • GrimmWilder September 22, 2017

    May you have each-n-every neg you mark on me wrapped in bobwire and shoved up yer poop-shoot sideways whilst your head is planted firmly in to your grandmaw's asscrack ,.,..,

    +2 -5
  • nybadguy September 22, 2017

    Fuckin weather has me sick as a MF

    +2 -0
  • picklehiesner September 22, 2017

    Ma nama na, do do , do do do. Ma mama na, do do do do

    +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder September 22, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      Candy came from out on the island,

      In the backroom she was everybody's darling,

      But she never lost her head

      Even when she was giving head

      She sayes, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side

      Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

      And the colored girls go,

      Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

      Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo,..,,.

      +2 -2
      • picklehiesner September 22, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Lou Reed loved the muppets

        +0 -0
        • GrimmWilder September 22, 2017

          @picklehiesner ..So do I...lol

          https://youtu.be/QTXyXuqfBLA

          +2 -1
  • picklehiesner September 22, 2017

    Where's the wics baby ?

    +0 -0
    • Cory H. September 22, 2017

      @picklehiesner,

      I’ve been lazy.

      +0 -2
  • gurtman23 September 22, 2017

    I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world

    Life in plastic, it's fantastic

    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on Barbie, let's go party!

    +2 -0
    • GrimmWilder September 22, 2017

      @gurtman23

      You really are sick-n-demented right down to the core of your soul...lol

      +3 -1
  • felterupgood September 22, 2017

    C.S. becoming unuasble from my cellphone. Ads about a free spin has locked up my browser twice just trying to read these 18 messages. Only way out is to reload the browser.

    +3 -2
    • crazyshit September 23, 2017

      @felterupgood Been trying to track this down all week. The ad networks for mobile are currently deactivating these scumbag redirects 1 by 1. Let us know if it happens again today/tomorrow, thanks.

      +4 -0
  • mr.spine September 22, 2017

    Everyone wants boneless pussy.

    +1 -0
    • wombatbytes September 22, 2017

      @mr.spine : Wouldn't that just be offal?

      +1 -0
      • mr.spine September 22, 2017

        @wombatbytes what are you fuckin gay!

        +1 -1
  • truckingman September 22, 2017

    "Half my life

    Is books, written pages

    Live and learn from fools and

    From sages

    You know it's true, oh

    All the things come back to you"

    +4 -0
    • Cory H. September 23, 2017

      Sing with me, sing for the years

      Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears

      Sing with me, just for today

      Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away......

      +3 -2
    • GrimmWilder September 23, 2017

      Dream on

      Dream on

      Dream until your dreams come true,..,.,.,,

      +3 -1
  • gurtman23 September 23, 2017

    Well, I fucked a queen, I fucked Bach

    I have even sucked an old man's cock

    So what? So what?

    And I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat

    I rammed my cock right down its throat

    So what? So what?

    So what? So what, you boring little fuck?

    And I have drunk that, I have drunk this

    I have spewed up on a pint of piss

    So what? So what?

    I have had skank, I have had speed

    I have jacked up until I bleed

    So what? So what?

    So what? So what, you boring little cunt?

    I have had crabs, I have had lice

    I have had the clap and that ain't nice

    So what? So what?

    I fucked this, I fucked that

    I have even fucked a school girl's twat

    So what? So what?

    So what? So what, you boring little fuck?

    +1 -1
  • smellthis September 23, 2017

    Out on the road for forty days

    Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze

    Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act

    She had the whole show and that's a natural fact

    Up all night with Freddie King

    I got to tell you, poker's his thing

    Booze and ladies, keep me right

    As long as we can make it to the show tonight

    We're an American band

    We're an American band

    We're comin' to your town

    We'll help you party it down

    We're an American band

    USA MOTHERFUCKERS! REST OF YA, LICK MY NUT SACK!!!!!

    +2 -2
    • Cory H. September 23, 2017

      Grand Funk Railroad. +

      +1 -1
  • smellthis September 23, 2017

    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

    Thou, too, sail on, O Ship of State! Sail on, O Union, strong and great! Humanity with all its fears, With all the hopes of future years, Is hanging breathless on the fate! We know what Master laid the keel, What Workmen wrought thy ribs of steel, Who made each mast, and sail, and rope, What anvils rang, what hammers beat, In what forge and what a heat Were shaped the anchors of thy hope! Fear not each sudden sound and shock, 'Tis of the wave and not the rock; 'Tis but the flapping of the sail, And not a rent made by the gale! In spite of rock and tempest's roar, In spite of false lights on the shore, Sail on, nor fear to breast the sea! Our hearts, our hopes, are all with thee, Our hearts, our hopes, our prayers, our tears, Our faith triumphant o'er our fears, Are all with thee, - are all with thee!

    +1 -2
  • smellthis September 23, 2017

    "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country,

    AGAINST ITS GOVERNMENT."

    +3 -2
  • ouch September 23, 2017

    A week ago it was 6 degrees Celsius which is 42.8 Fahrenheit

    Today it is 38 degrees Celsius which is 100.4

    So I went fishing

    +6 -1
    • smellthis September 23, 2017

      @ouch

      We all sure hope you dont fall out of the boat! (fingers crossed, behind my back) Please be safe. (lmao)

      +1 -2
  • GrimmWilder September 23, 2017

    Oh Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly's bar

    She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car

    She was the first lady to let me go that far

    Finger Fuckin' Sally down at Kelly's bar

    And Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high

    Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die

    Eatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry

    Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high

    Suck 'Em Silly Shirley came out after dark

    She would give us head jobs in Centennial Park

    All the girls would snub her, said she was a narc

    Suck 'Em Silly Shirley from Centennial Park

    Yes, good ole Bloody Marys' on the rag again

    Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin

    Suck 'Em Silly Shirley got caught after dark

    Finger fuckin' Sally in Centennial Park

    Now Pussy Eatin' Pamela's in the county jail

    Suck 'Em Silly Shirley left town on a rail

    They sent Bloody Mary to the pen for life

    And Finger Fuckin' Sally

    She became my wife

    +2 -1
  • GrimmWilder September 23, 2017

    Here now when she took my Cadilliac

    That didnt bother me abit

    When she took that blue tick hound

    she shouldnt ever done that shit

    Never thought Id see the day

    Her love would be as dead

    as the cum stains on the pillow

    Where she once laid her head

    +2 -2
    • nybadguy September 23, 2017

      @GrimmWilder david Allan coe

      +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder September 23, 2017

    Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast...

    Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps.

    You can talk about your hollywood Fags.

    If you want to know the best love in the world then I'm the best mother-fucker alive

    Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich.

    And it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that bitch.

    Why the Queen of England gave me the keys to the whole damn Country of France

    And it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants.

    Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast, cause honey, that's my bag.

    Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace Gag

    +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder September 23, 2017

    She's alone in the corner, with her panties to her knees, lookin in the mirror,

    she gives her tits a squeeze. Slides her finger thru the wetness, rubbing

    gently on her clit. Breathing heavy with each stroke now. She's not worried

    bout me watchin, its too late now to refuse, nightly fever you can't shake

    down, masturbation blues.

    He picks up the dirty picture, with his dick hard in his hand, with a stroke

    you see hime moving, with the music of the band, against the wall you see him

    jerking, as the cum spills on the floor, as he swells in the mirror, he won't

    do this anymore, he's not worried bout me watchin, it's too late now to refute,

    nightly fever you can't refuse, masturbation blues.

    +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder September 23, 2017

    He treated her just like a queen

    She gave him all my money

    It looks like the joke's on me

    But I don't think it's funny

    That pussy ain't worth payin for

    As far as I can figure

    Cause there's nothing quite as worthless

    As a white girl with a nigger

    +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder September 23, 2017

    "3 Biggest Lies In The World"

    Well the motorcycle club had a party,

    And all the young virgins were there.

    And I found a blonde with little bitty titties

    And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair.

    Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world,

    The ones my Daddy first told me,

    And that was the beginning of my sexual life

    And the end of my fantasy.

    I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,

    I'll only put the head of it in.

    I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

    Met her in a local honky-tonk,

    Told her it was love at first sight.

    She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on

    And a place where she could spend the night.

    Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before,

    So I told her the three biggest lies in the world

    As we danced across the floor.

    I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,

    I'll only put the head of it in.

    I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

    Busted in a Birmingham robbery,

    He didnt have no money for bail.

    The judge bound him over to the local grand jury

    And the Sheriff threw his young ass in jail.

    They put him in the cell with a pervert,

    That later tried to climb in his bed.

    Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat,

    And these are the words that he said,

    Good Buddy- "This'll only hurt for a little while,

    I'll only put the head of it in.

    I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

    +2 -2
  • luvthick September 23, 2017

    Whole lotta clogging going on.

    +2 -3
    • smellthis September 23, 2017

      @luvthick

      So, we have "trolling", "clogging", "racisiming", "sexisiming", "trannyisiming" etc etc. Can we just say ouch?

      +3 -0
  • vivalamigra September 23, 2017

    Colin Kaepernick just came out of the closet. I knew that faggot nigger was a faggot! Hi-Larious! Just look at him how is that a surprise?

    +1 -4
    • happyjack September 23, 2017

      @vivalamigra pathetic. But maybe you're drunk or high. Not a good excuse, but it's an explanation anyway.

      +3 -2
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Forums Submit Login Register