Hey there little red riding hood, you sure are looking good. You're everything the big bad wolf could want.
@Cory H. You ate my grandma
He had to do it to get to the granddaughter...
Granny said "Ya gotta lick this before you could stick that."
He did more than lick. He made love with his tongue. Such a Don Juan..
I see that you have the lyrics down pat. But just what is the deal with the hand full of Jolly ranchers and white mini van?
You ain’t right.
I may not be right, but I've seldom been wrong. (Smile)
Lol. You and ouchy playing dress up on Skype?
A lot of bitches have me on their mind this time of night. Welcome to their club.
@Cory H. I don't think little big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone
May you have each-n-every neg you mark on me wrapped in bobwire and shoved up yer poop-shoot sideways whilst your head is planted firmly in to your grandmaw's asscrack ,.,..,
Fuckin weather has me sick as a MF
Ma nama na, do do , do do do. Ma mama na, do do do do
Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She sayes, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go,
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo,..,,.
@GrimmWilder Lou Reed loved the muppets
@picklehiesner ..So do I...lol
Where's the wics baby ?
I’ve been lazy.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
You really are sick-n-demented right down to the core of your soul...lol
C.S. becoming unuasble from my cellphone. Ads about a free spin has locked up my browser twice just trying to read these 18 messages. Only way out is to reload the browser.
@felterupgood Been trying to track this down all week. The ad networks for mobile are currently deactivating these scumbag redirects 1 by 1. Let us know if it happens again today/tomorrow, thanks.
Everyone wants boneless pussy.
@mr.spine : Wouldn't that just be offal?
@wombatbytes what are you fuckin gay!
"Half my life
Is books, written pages
Live and learn from fools and
You know it's true, oh
All the things come back to you"
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away......
Dream until your dreams come true,..,.,.,,
Well, I fucked a queen, I fucked Bach
I have even sucked an old man's cock
So what? So what?
And I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?
And I have drunk that, I have drunk this
I have spewed up on a pint of piss
I have had skank, I have had speed
I have jacked up until I bleed
So what? So what, you boring little cunt?
I have had crabs, I have had lice
I have had the clap and that ain't nice
I fucked this, I fucked that
I have even fucked a school girl's twat
Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
USA MOTHERFUCKERS! REST OF YA, LICK MY NUT SACK!!!!!
Grand Funk Railroad. +
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Thou, too, sail on, O Ship of State! Sail on, O Union, strong and great! Humanity with all its fears, With all the hopes of future years, Is hanging breathless on the fate! We know what Master laid the keel, What Workmen wrought thy ribs of steel, Who made each mast, and sail, and rope, What anvils rang, what hammers beat, In what forge and what a heat Were shaped the anchors of thy hope! Fear not each sudden sound and shock, 'Tis of the wave and not the rock; 'Tis but the flapping of the sail, And not a rent made by the gale! In spite of rock and tempest's roar, In spite of false lights on the shore, Sail on, nor fear to breast the sea! Our hearts, our hopes, are all with thee, Our hearts, our hopes, our prayers, our tears, Our faith triumphant o'er our fears, Are all with thee, - are all with thee!
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country,
AGAINST ITS GOVERNMENT."
A week ago it was 6 degrees Celsius which is 42.8 Fahrenheit
Today it is 38 degrees Celsius which is 100.4
So I went fishing
We all sure hope you dont fall out of the boat! (fingers crossed, behind my back) Please be safe. (lmao)
Oh Finger Fuckin' Sally worked at Kelly's bar
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car
She was the first lady to let me go that far
Finger Fuckin' Sally down at Kelly's bar
And Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
Eatin' Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
Pussy Eatin' Pamela went to Kelly's high
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley came out after dark
She would give us head jobs in Centennial Park
All the girls would snub her, said she was a narc
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley from Centennial Park
Yes, good ole Bloody Marys' on the rag again
Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley got caught after dark
Finger fuckin' Sally in Centennial Park
Now Pussy Eatin' Pamela's in the county jail
Suck 'Em Silly Shirley left town on a rail
They sent Bloody Mary to the pen for life
And Finger Fuckin' Sally
She became my wife
Here now when she took my Cadilliac
That didnt bother me abit
When she took that blue tick hound
she shouldnt ever done that shit
Never thought Id see the day
Her love would be as dead
as the cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
@GrimmWilder david Allan coe
Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast...
Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps.
You can talk about your hollywood Fags.
If you want to know the best love in the world then I'm the best mother-fucker alive
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich.
And it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that bitch.
Why the Queen of England gave me the keys to the whole damn Country of France
And it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants.
Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast, cause honey, that's my bag.
Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace Gag
She's alone in the corner, with her panties to her knees, lookin in the mirror,
she gives her tits a squeeze. Slides her finger thru the wetness, rubbing
gently on her clit. Breathing heavy with each stroke now. She's not worried
bout me watchin, its too late now to refuse, nightly fever you can't shake
down, masturbation blues.
He picks up the dirty picture, with his dick hard in his hand, with a stroke
you see hime moving, with the music of the band, against the wall you see him
jerking, as the cum spills on the floor, as he swells in the mirror, he won't
do this anymore, he's not worried bout me watchin, it's too late now to refute,
nightly fever you can't refuse, masturbation blues.
He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a nigger
"3 Biggest Lies In The World"
Well the motorcycle club had a party,
And all the young virgins were there.
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair.
Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world,
The ones my Daddy first told me,
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
And the end of my fantasy.
I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
Met her in a local honky-tonk,
Told her it was love at first sight.
She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
And a place where she could spend the night.
Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before,
So I told her the three biggest lies in the world
As we danced across the floor.
I'll only put the head of it in.
Busted in a Birmingham robbery,
He didnt have no money for bail.
The judge bound him over to the local grand jury
And the Sheriff threw his young ass in jail.
They put him in the cell with a pervert,
That later tried to climb in his bed.
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat,
And these are the words that he said,
Good Buddy- "This'll only hurt for a little while,
Whole lotta clogging going on.
So, we have "trolling", "clogging", "racisiming", "sexisiming", "trannyisiming" etc etc. Can we just say ouch?
Colin Kaepernick just came out of the closet. I knew that faggot nigger was a faggot! Hi-Larious! Just look at him how is that a surprise?
@vivalamigra pathetic. But maybe you're drunk or high. Not a good excuse, but it's an explanation anyway.