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September 24, 2017

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231 Comments
  • smellthis September 24, 2017

    No comments yet

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    • smellthis September 25, 2017

      @smellthis

      This Daily Rant is rated E for everyone.

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  • felterupgood September 24, 2017

    Told my date tonight that I am Such a tomantic guy and I light a candle when I masturbate.

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    • ouch September 24, 2017

      @felterupgood

      tomantic ???

      romantic

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      • GrimmWilder September 24, 2017

        @ouch

        Naw, 'tomantic' that's when you eat a tomato out of her pussy....

        or is it when you fuck her with your toe....i can never remember,,..,.,.,

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        • ouch September 24, 2017

          @GrimmWilder could it be the antics that tom gets up to?

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          • picklehiesner September 24, 2017

            @ouch I know he's always fucking with Jerry

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            • ouch September 24, 2017

              @picklehiesner lol

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    • smellthis September 24, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Do you fuck tomatoes?

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      • ouch September 24, 2017

        @smellthis only the ripe ones

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      • felterupgood September 25, 2017

        @smellthis

        Yeah and when im done its called ketsup

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    • mr.spine September 24, 2017

      @felterupgood talk to the hand.

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    • redpig September 26, 2017

      @felterupgood

      doesn't the wax stick to your foreskin?

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  • maddog123 September 24, 2017

    From now on when kim Jung un pisses me off I'm going to drive my Volkswagen Beatle near his border !

    That should put the fear of alah in him

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    • smellthis September 24, 2017

      @maddog123

      Dont forget to smile real big!

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      • redpig September 26, 2017

        @smellthis

        and carry a notebook and clap a lot

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    • felterupgood September 25, 2017

      @maddog123

      Or holes in your VW

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  • maddog123 September 24, 2017

    The jets sure ain't working

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  • letmefindout September 24, 2017

    Smoked a blunt, watched "Bloodymania" and finished with a chicken pot pie. Time for "Crazy Shit" and Crazy Blow job, and another Saturday night for the books.

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    • smellthis September 24, 2017

      @letmefindout

      My buddy just finished up drying and curing some type of heavy genetic Indica (indoor). 3 regular bong hits and I literally could not stand up.

      And for being indoor, the high lasted a loooong time. Fantastic herb. He's gonna call it "Sticky Pants". Sux, he only got a little over an elbow.

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      • maddog123 September 24, 2017

        @smellthis I'm that way when I huff gas sniff glue or ? Or smell my own farts !!!

        Good times

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        • smellthis September 24, 2017

          @maddog123

          I believe you. For real now...

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          • whobe September 24, 2017

            @smellthis LOL!

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        • felterupgood September 25, 2017

          @maddog123

          White folk don't huff or sniff. That's the quickest way to slide down the evolutionary chain and become retarded like the rest of the world.

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      • felterupgood September 25, 2017

        @smellthis

        Elbow? Is that a unit of measure?

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        • smellthis September 25, 2017

          @felterupgood

          Yes. Pound.

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          • felterupgood September 25, 2017

            @smellthis

            Thats enough to extract the kief.

            Get a 100 micron filter bag and put it in a rotessiery and put that in a deepfreeze and let it tumble 12 hours

            Then you have some quality

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  • gurtman23 September 24, 2017

    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.

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    • mr.spine September 24, 2017

      @gurtman23 around.

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      • ketamine<3 September 24, 2017

        @mr.spine experience?

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        • mr.spine September 24, 2017

          @ketamine<3 maybe DTF?

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    • redpig September 26, 2017

      @gurtman23

      reacharound

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  • letmefindout September 24, 2017

    BTW, what was the final consensus on the "Top User" rating controversy anyways?

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    • crazyshit September 24, 2017

      @letmefindout Probably going to reset it and start from scratch in October, still working out a few bugs in it.

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    • redpig September 26, 2017

      @letmefindout

      Nobody cares

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  • picklehiesner September 24, 2017

    He who writes on the crazy shit walls rolls his shit into little balls but he who reads these words of wit eats the little balls of shit

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    • mr.spine September 24, 2017

      @picklehiesner he who makes rhymes on crazy shit walls might i say has no balls he who thinks he's a wit. after he reads he's bitch.

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    • smellthis September 24, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      You copied that from me. I put the ole shit stall pen poem on here years ago. Plagiarist. +1

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      • happyjack September 24, 2017

        @smellthis actually he's funny and creative, definitely not your work.

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        • smellthis September 24, 2017

          @happyjack

          Nobody's talkin to you sickle cell. Run along.

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          • whobe September 24, 2017

            @smellthis Not sickle cell! LOL!

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      • picklehiesner September 24, 2017

        @smellthis oh my bad I knew I heard it somewhere it must have been from when you posted it years ago. Everyone smellthis posted this first.

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    • felterupgood September 25, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      Correction.... "tasty" not "little"

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  • nybadguy September 24, 2017

    Gonna be a hot MF day out.

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  • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

    Remember this is Crazyshit:

    No racist comments.

    Be polite, and be sensitive to diversity. No diversity of thought allowed.

    Call out everyone for being racist while being racist yourself.

    Show respect to all except towards anyone that supports the president.

    Only white people can be racist. Do not argue with the non-white members.

    All the world's problems are America's fault.

    Football players are highly intelligent Civil Rights Heroes.

    Hollywood is trying to save us. Do not disrespect their immense intuition concerning Global Warming.

    There are mire than two genders and anyone that thinks gender is not fluid is homophobic and possibly Islamophobic.

    Immigrants built this and every nation. "You didn't build that" does not apply to immigrants, only Americans. No person is illegal no matter what they do as long as they are not legal. Then expect full prosecution.

    It's ok for "African-Americans" to say "nigger". All other people must refrain from using this word.

    Statues inspire people to kill. Islam bans all statues and we should follow their model of peace and diversity. On everything.

    The USA was the only country in history to have slaves and borders.

    No non-white ever held slaves. Don't look it up it is lies if you see otherwise.

    Deporting illegal aliens from America will destroy our economy. Why do you think their home countries are so poor? It's because they all left.

    Now enjoy Crazyshit. Plus all comments! Every post is equal and every comment is perfectly diverse yet equal of merit.!

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    • luvthick September 24, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      Alt-Right Horse Shit have muddled your brain and our great country.

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      • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

        @luvthick Your statement is just dripping with dog-whistled hatred. Please visit a diversity counselor at your earliest convenience.

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        • luvthick September 24, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          LOL! You should have played pennywise!

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    • happyjack September 24, 2017

      @vivalamigra It really sounds like you're looking for the wrong thing from Crazyshit.......You are waaaaaay over thinking this shit around here.

      You could of shortened it to "I don't like illegals, black people, or liberals" and went out and did something else with the day.

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      • luvthick September 24, 2017

        @happyjack

        LMAO!!! +

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      • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

        @happyjack Don't you have proud black women to defend? You may have missed out moralizing on some "sheboon" comments whilst putting your misconstrued two cents worth of idiocy in this conversation.

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        • happyjack September 24, 2017

          @vivalamigra your're both lost causes so it's kind of like pick your poison.

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  • luvthick September 24, 2017

    Look at Vivalamigra Rant, it's pure bullshit, however, it is a heart felt view of those on the Far/Alt Right... History, chronology, and facts has no place in their thinking, only what they want to hear and believe does. Sad part is, their so persistent and loud, always whining and bitching about how they feel until they get/force what they want. These persistent complainers, even complain when you bring inconvenient facts or challenge their ideology. And it's working, they bitch, bitch, bitch until all sensible reasoning involving truth and facts is pointless.

    It's a sad shame, because many of us share some of the same values...

    For Example:

    Abortion - I'm not pro abortion, however, I believe it's a decision that a woman should has to make on her own, except if she is married. If she's married then there must be consensus from both. Also, we cannot continue to cut the education and resources designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies, then want to turn around and punish a woman who seeks to have an abortion (Keep the Government Out)!

    Immigration - No, I do not support illegal immigration, but if you're going to go after illegal immigrants, then you have go after the White skinned illegals with equal  pertinacity. And you will have to expect to pay more for products and accept some merits of globalization.

    Diversity - I am a proud Black Man, who is able to acknowledge both the good and bad in our history and present day. This should not be different for anyone else. I also believe that kids who learn to interact with different people grow to be better well rounded adults. Also, if someone decides to build a life with someone outside of their race, Leave Them Alone! Do not try to disrupt their happiness!

    Healthcare - The richest country in the world should not be playing business and politics with the Lives of it's citizens. Outside of power and greed, there is no reason why Americans should not have inexpensive high quality Healthcare.

    Etc... I know, blah, blah, blah the Far/Alt-Right only care about whining and bitching about their feelings, and how fun it is to be a pathetic racist.

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    • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

      @luvthick More self-righteous hatred. Should I bring cupcakes to your pity party?

      Doctors are greedy for wanting to be paid for health services, yet unnecessary pro football players are civil right heroes for teaching 8 year olds to turn away from our flag. You alt-left Commies sure have it all figured out for the rest of us don't you...

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      • luvthick September 24, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        Damn! Most of what you share is soo idiotic!

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    • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

      @luvthick 21 trillion in debt (over half from the first "black president") and we are the richest country in the world. Ebonics is also new math?

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      • luvthick September 24, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        Fox News, I could put up the actual numbers and how the debt grew over the last 24 to 30 years, but you'll just Fox News it. Ebonics??? Racist Much I see.

        Happy Sunday Viva Mexico.

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        • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

          @luvthick So you are saying we do not have a 21 trillion dollar national debt? Seriously?

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          • happyjack September 24, 2017

            @vivalamigra How much did Obama spend on the bank bail out? Was that his fault? Oh yeah that's right you thought Obama was the president during the housing boom LMFAO

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            • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

              @happyjack Obama made the housing boom worse by bailing out underwater mortgages and bailing out the government run Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Most of the jobs created by Obama were government jobs. Cash For Clunkers worked out well though right? At leat Obama paid off Iran. That was so necessary.

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              • happyjack September 24, 2017

                @vivalamigra as usual not answering the questions....

                https://finance.yahoo.com/news/financial-crisis-bailouts-did-actually-184624029.html

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          • luvthick September 25, 2017

            @vivalamigra

            No I am not saying that, schmuck...

            Note: Your up votes are from the alliance of racist FuckTards.

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  • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

    The USA spends more on national debt INTEREST than China, Britain, France, Russia, Japan, Germany, Saudi Arabia, India, Italy, South Korea, Brazil, Canada, Australia, Spain, Turkey and Israel spend on their militaries COMBINED.

    How much of our "wealth" should we be put into government subsidized health care?

    The USA's interest payments to China alone are higher than what China spends on it's entire military. How much more should be borrow to "spread the wealth" with generous government health care programs?

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    • luvthick September 24, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      Yet, Republicans always always find money for wars, corporate welfare and tax cuts for those who do not need it... Didn't reckless deregulation lead to a reversal of the surplus Bill Clinton handed over to Baby Bush??? Keep deflecting. We should hold it as an honor to provide the highest quality Healthcare to our citizens. Oh, how your songs change when you or your loved ones are on the gurney.

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      • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

        @luvthick Why do you assume my loved ones are unable to shit without the government wiping their asses? Bill Clinton erased the National Debt? Don't think so. We should hold it as a dishonor that we will lose our nation to coddle you because you are too inept to provide for yourself.

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        • luvthick September 24, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          Yeah, because medical expenses are not out of control due to corporate greed and flawed politics.

          Aren't driving a bicycle?

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          • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

            @luvthick Hollywood, pro athletes, pop music, pornography are not corporate greed? Over one-third of the patients in California's County Hospitals are illegals from Mexico. Who is paying their bill? Maybe if some of those obese sheboons would ride a bike once in a while we would spend less on food stamps and diabetes treatments.

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            • luvthick September 24, 2017

              @vivalamigra

              If you're going to use that filthy slur, you could go fuck yourself with your bicycle.

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        • prolurkercrazy September 24, 2017

          @vivalamigra,

          Compared to the Reagan / Bush administrations massive run-up of the national debt. Clinton, in fact, balanced the budget and left a surplus. You really need to stop again... The embarrassment has started anew.

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          • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy Clinton did not erase the National Debt. Stop lying.

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            • prolurkercrazy September 25, 2017

              @vivalamigra Did I say that? Nope. National debt was run up by the prievies 2 administrations before Clintons. What I said was he balanced the BUDGET. The budget is what the Government spends each year. I also said he left a SURPLUS, an amount of unspent savings from the budget. The next administration, Bush '43, took the money and pissed it away on tax cuts NOT reducing any DEBT.

              I don't lie. You just don't understan facts nor history.

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              • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy The National Debt went up during Clinton's presidency. Just because there was a surplus on a tax ledger doesn't mean money wasn't borrowed and added to the National Debt. What's your favorite Kool-Aid flavor? Watermelon or Bitterfruit?

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                • prolurkercrazy September 25, 2017

                  @vivalamigra In this graph, you can see that the National Debt DECREASED from the Reagan / Bush administration. Please stop trying to argue facts with me as you have shown no ability to even understand them.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Federal_Debt_Held_by_the_Public_1790-2013.png

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              • luvthick September 25, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy +++

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                • prolurkercrazy September 25, 2017

                  @luvthick,

                  Thanks, man. I figured I would use pictures. The president likes pictures too.

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      • prolurkercrazy September 26, 2017

        @luvthick,

        Republicans don't find money. They just print more. A new war, fire up the presses. Tax cuts, fire up the presses. Corporate welfare, fire up them presses!

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    • happyjack September 25, 2017

      @vivalamigra more fake news from top to bottom. I'd love to see your sources for the information you throw around here. Something tells me it's coming from forums on other websites......

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      • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

        @happyjack Nope. All my material. I remember Carter,Clinton, Reagan, Bush, Obama. Trump is the best president so far in my lifetime. I knew Obama was an asshole back before you ever heard of him.

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        • happyjack September 25, 2017

          @vivalamigra that's even worse, unfounded un-researched bullshit.

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          • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

            @happyjack Nope. What's worse is your insipid drivel. I'm batting 1000. We all know Obama is a fag and Trump is a Godsend.

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            • prolurkercrazy September 25, 2017

              @vivalamigra,

              Again your beliefs are not facts. The MAJORITY of Americans disapprove of the job the Liar-in-chief is doing. Also, the MAJORITY of Americans HATE the traitor-in-chief.

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  • ouch September 24, 2017

    I think CS needs a forums section on this website

    LOL

    It's only a click away

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    • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

      @ouch Derp

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      • ouch September 24, 2017

        @vivalamigra I'll see that Derp and raise you a double DERP!

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        • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

          @ouch Take a knee for my DERP!

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          • ouch September 24, 2017

            @vivalamig I'll turn my back on your Derp

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  • Cory H. September 24, 2017

    Tropical the island breeze

    All of nature wild and free

    This is where I long to be

    La isla bonita

    And when the samba played

    The sun would set so high

    Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

    Your Spanish lullaby

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  • vivalamigra September 24, 2017

    NFL=Nigger Faggot Losers.

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    • happyjack September 24, 2017

      @vivalamigra Your're one sad human being. Angry as fuck. The little kicker or punter would kick your ass sideways, so easy with the tough talk.....

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      • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

        @happyjack Nope. He would take a knee in front of my zipper.

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      • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

        @happyjack I played football in school. Not only did we sing the National Anthem we also had a prayer before the game. I wasn't going to pout because a police officer shot a dangerous criminal. I was noseguard and would have loved to crush that little sissy Kaepernick along with whatever center was unlucky enough to have that sissy's hands on his nuts waiting for the snap.

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        • happyjack September 25, 2017

          @vivalamigra In high school the nose guard was the slowest, fatest, guy on the field, next to the center who was more intelligent and athletic than the nose guard. This explains a lot.

          But anyone in the NFL today, as a high school player would have ran you over and left you laying on your back. You would of needed those prayers.

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          • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

            @happyjack You would be limping if you were a center or a quarterback against me. I'm a big athletic man is why these minute faggot Latin Kings won't say shit to me in the hood. They are the size of children these pathetic illegals. I would knock the center into the quarterback and make a double sack at least ten times a game. I especially love knocking niggers into the next time zone. Although baseball was my sport...

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            • happyjack September 25, 2017

              @vivalamigra LMFAO if you even knew the entertainment value that this comment brought to me lol

              The Al Bundy of crazyshit . Did you go to Polk High? And like Al Bundy, where are you now???

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              • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

                @happyjack I liked your comment. That noseguard is usually played by the lowest order of athlete. I don't even want to know how many "African-American" noseguards are in the NFL, as that position is played by those of lesser intellect.

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                • happyjack September 26, 2017

                  @vivalamigra 70% of the NFL is black

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                  • vivalamigra September 26, 2017

                    @happyjack So 70% of those low-intellect positions are filled by...

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    • Cory H. September 24, 2017

      NFL= No Fans Left.

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      • whobe September 24, 2017

        @Cory H. National Fucking losers.

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      • GrimmWilder September 24, 2017

        @Cory H. ...Fans in California sent a clear message to the league.... the last thing the league’s middle-class audience wants to see is a bunch of millionaires whining about oppression and racism, as they’re paid ungodly amounts of money to chase a ball around a field by a league that’s comprised by a majority of black and minority players,..

        Ever since the whiny coon-cunt Colin Kaepernick started disrespecting the National Anthem on the field,...stadium attendance and television viewership has decline in a major way...tickets to Thursday night’s game at 49ers stadium were selling for less than the price of a pretzel....lol

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        • happyjack September 25, 2017

          @GrimmWilder California is used to whiny millionaires there are thousands of them in Los Angeles.

          NFL ratings have been declining for a few years, before Kaps kneeling.

          The 49ers in particular have sucked for the past few years, and are showing no signs of improvement that's why the stadium isn't sold out.

          This isn't even mentioning the traffic jam getting to a Thursday night game. It would probably take 2 hours to get from SF to Levi Stadium in Santa Clara at that time of day.

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  • GrimmWilder September 24, 2017

    Well, the train to Grinder's Switch is runnin' right on time

    And them Tucker Boys are cookin' down in Caroline

    People down in Florida can't be still

    When ol' Lynyrd Skynyrd's pickin' down in Jacksonville

    People down in Georgia come from near and far

    To hear Richard Betts pickin' on that red guitar

    Elvin Bishop sittin' on a bale of hay

    He ain't good lookin', but he sure can play

    And there's ZZ Top and you can't forget

    That old brother Willie's gettin' soakin' wet

    And all the good people down in Tennessee

    Are diggin' Barefoot Jerry and C.D.B

    So gather 'round, gather 'round chillun'

    Get down, well just get down chillun'

    Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud

    Well you can be proud, hear now

    Be proud you're a rebel

    'Cause the South's gonna do it again and again.,.,.,

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    • sarge07 September 24, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Take a ride on a riverboat

      Gonna leave and that's all she wrote

      Paddle wheel down to New Orleans

      Gonna find me a brand new queen

      In the spring when the leaves turn green

      And a fever grip's your soul

      Magnolia hits the air

      Gonna make you lose control

      You get weak down in your knees

      And your heart just slips away

      Delta nights are deadly

      Delta women too

      I'm gonna tell you by my witness

      Oh, it's true

      Take a ride on a riverboat

      Gonna leave and that's all she wrote

      Paddle wheel down to New Orleans

      Gonna find me a brand new queen

      When the eyes of a Cajun woman

      Hit you like a storm

      A hurricane ain't never blown

      That could do a boy more harm

      It's easy come and easy go

      And like a fool you'll learn

      Delta nights are deadly

      Delta women too

      I'm gonna tell you by my witness

      Yeah, yeah, it's true

      Take a ride on a riverboat

      Gonna leave and that's all she wrote

      Paddle wheel down to New Orleans

      Gonna find me a brand new queen

      Take a ride on a riverboat

      Gonna leave and that's all she wrote

      Paddle wheel down to New Orleans

      Gonna find me a brand new queen

      Delta nights are deadly

      Delta women too

      I'm gonna tell you by my witness

      Yeah, yeah, it's true

      Take a ride on a riverboat

      Gonna leave and that's all she wrote

      Paddle wheel down to New Orleans

      Gonna find me a brand new queen

      Take a ride on a riverboat

      Gonna leave and that's all she wrote

      Paddle wheel down to New Orleans

      Gonna find me a brand new queen

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  • truckingman September 24, 2017

    My father has to sell his nineteen ninety seven Ford F Super Duty because the price of insuring his truck is an astronomical monthly price.

    +4 -0
    • Cory H. September 24, 2017

      @truckingman,

      That’s unfortunate.

      +2 -1
  • sarge07 September 24, 2017

    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/tennessee-church-shooting-leaves-1-dead-6-injured-203506129--abc-news-topstories.html

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    • luvthick September 24, 2017

      @sarge07

      If this shooting took place while you were a member, you would not post it... Why??? Because, You have a serious problem, where you seem overly obsessed with casting Black People in a negative frame or down playing our plight... How about focus on Native Americans who were damn near wiped out by people like your favorite pen pal.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/17/white-gunman-sought-in-shooting-at-historic-charleston-african-ame-church/

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      • sarge07 September 24, 2017

        @luvthick not at all, I'm simply showing evil people.

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        • Cory H. September 24, 2017

          @sarge07,

          That’s how I took your post. Just a link showing tragedy.

          +3 -1
      • sarge07 September 24, 2017

        @luvthick o,k we still get more racism, yet you do not see us continually whining, and I send a condolence card and flowers to the church in Charleston, you?

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        • luvthick September 25, 2017

          @sarge07

          Who is us???

          The reason I took your post that way is because you seem to have a constant theme here, which either plays down our plight or cast us in a negative light...

          As for what I do... I dedicate a lot of my time and resources to help people and offer donations where I believe it will be put to the most use.

          As for whining, that's as much a conservative thing as it is a human thing. Take Colin Kaepernick for example, all of you are whining and bitching about his right to silently protest, yet when multi millionaire GOP members of the executive branch, waste tax payers dollars on private jets and living expenses, there's nothing but silence.

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          • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

            @grizzlelump

            What 'Time and resources' ?....you spend all your extra time here bitch-piss-moaning and acting all butthurt over sheboons,..,...

            what GOP members?

            which trip on private jets?

            living expenses?

            names, places, times, else yer just more bullshit Homie'clown!

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            • luvthick September 25, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              You need to give Fox News and being an asshole racist a break... If there's a way I could safely share my donations I might consider it. I just don't think it will accomplish anything with you.

              People Take Note of how these racist bond together and up votes the most egregiously disgusting comments.

              https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/09/25/i-certainly-disagree-with-what-he-said-tom-brady-finally-takes-issue-with-trump/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_tombrady-1045a%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

              https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/how-tom-price-decided-chartered-private-jets-were-a-good-use-of-taxpayer-money/2017/09/22/7ca65e7c-9f42-11e7-8ea1-ed975285475e_story.html?utm_term=.12f4dac017ce

              https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/14/the-moochin-mnuchins-the-treasury-secretary-again-is-fodder-for-rich-humor/

              +1 -3
              • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

                @grizzlelump

                Like i thought...every time you're asked to pony up proof you got NOTHING but excuses and bullshit just like your buffoon brother......

                You two need to sell your made-up lies elsewhere....punk ass wannabes.,,.,..,

                +2 -2
                • luvthick September 25, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder

                  Just like I said, I gave you supporting facts and it's meaningless... I am a better Man than you are and you know it!

                  I know the charitable donations that I have made in the past to the very present, I know all the toys I help to provide and give away to kids during the holidays, I know that I support both school and community sports, I know many of my neighbors enjoy our contributions to local events we have here. You're an embarrassment the people I see and work with would spit in your slithering face.

                  You're just pathetic, I'm not even upset with you.

                  +0 -2
                  • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

                    @grizzlelump

                    Because you don't have anything to be upset at me about!

                    I speak truth...you spew forth bullshit.....

                    you say you donate untold amounts of $$ but couldn't name not one single charity...

                    you reference slanted news from the washington post....lol my lawd!

                    try spitting on me and i'll ring your head like a church bell you punk bitch!

                    +2 -1
                    • luvthick September 25, 2017

                      @GrimmWilder

                      No, You're a Liar and a degenerate, and a racist. Facts are Facts whether you choose to accept them or not.

                      You're pointless, like Fox News you twist everything.

                      Be Easy Dude.

                      +0 -2
                      • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

                        @grizzlelump

                        be fucked and move on then...

                        there ya go , run along Boy.,.,.

                        +1 -1
            • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

              @GrimmWilder I Grizzle is talking about Obama sucking dicks on Branson's Yacht at his private island.

              +1 -3
              • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

                @vivalamigra ...he's talking bullshit....it's all he knows.,.,,.

                +2 -2
          • sarge07 September 25, 2017

            @luvthick "plays down our plight", what plight? how about having everything taken away and forced to live on land that barely grows creosote and told you must be farmers. How about the funds promised to native peoples never being presented to said peoples because it disappears between points A, B, C, and DC. How about being forced to go to school halfway across the country and being treated as sheep while at Carlisle Indian School in Carlisle Pennsylvania? How about NOT being able to practice one's beliefs, or vote until 1963? How about being so stereotyped that idiots still think that native peoples still attack wagon trains and take scalps?Yea, your "plight" is astounding. And as for that last bullshit about being quiet over the "Gop's" waste of money, I do send nastygrams to all my representatives, one however is too busy getting arrested defending illegal aliens instead of representing ALL his constitutions. Take off the damn blinders.

            +2 -3
            • luvthick September 25, 2017

              @sarge07

              Sarge the plight of your people is real just like ours is. I don't deny it and I do not play it down. You're focusing your attack on the wrong people.

              I just don't understand why you cannot see that.

              +0 -2
              • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

                @luvthick So enlightened. Now understand the plight of us Americans under the yoke of the fucking illegals.

                +1 -1
  • prolurkercrazy September 24, 2017

    I have to say the 5 line rule is all fucked up today...

    +1 -4
    • Cory H. September 24, 2017

      There is no five line rule. But, it would be cool if there was a character cutoff to eliminate some of the really long stuff.

      +2 -1
      • sarge07 September 24, 2017

        @Cory H. my song was too long?

        +0 -2
        • Cory H. September 24, 2017

          @sarge07,

          Maybe, but there’s no rule saying any posts should be a certain length. So don’t sweat it. Just keep on posting.

          +2 -1
          • sarge07 September 25, 2017

            @Cory H. hell, no one knows the old songs I post, LOL

            +0 -1
            • Cory H. September 25, 2017

              @sarge07,

              Actually, If I heard of LeRoux, it's been a long time ago. I get into classic Pop music.

              +0 -1
              • sarge07 September 25, 2017

                @Cory H. I am impressed sir!! Although my favorite Leroux song is "New Orleans Ladies", great times, wink wink, nudge nudge.

                +1 -1
      • GrimmWilder September 24, 2017

        @Cory H.

        How bout a 50 word limit.....fuck a 100 word limit would be improvement....

        it'd be no problem on my end,.,..,

        +2 -3
        • Cory H. September 24, 2017

          @GrimmWilder,

          Ya know, it shouldn’t even matter in these non topic rants. And it’s not been a widespread problem in the videos, so let’s just leave shit like it is fir now. I probably posted previously without really much consideration.

          +3 -1
        • felterupgood September 25, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          When you get 4th and 5th generarion replies a single word takes a line

          +2 -3
    • luvthick September 25, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy

      LOL!

      +2 -3
    • luvthick September 25, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy

      That was grimmy's rule right before he broke it the following day.

      +1 -3
  • gurtman23 September 24, 2017

    FUCK A GOAT

    +2 -1
    • Cory H. September 24, 2017

      Screw a pigeon.

      +2 -1
    • felterupgood September 25, 2017

      @gurtman23

      And wipe your cock with that rag on your head

      +3 -2
  • nybadguy September 24, 2017

    Bitch i jus caught a bran new shumurder lol

    +1 -2
  • GrimmWilder September 24, 2017

    Funny how the suggestion of a 5 line rule was summarily frowned upon by habitual long winded whiners is now favored by same said whiners....

    Gee how odd,.,.,.

    +3 -3
    • luvthick September 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      You brought it up and broke it th r following day LOL! No one cares, I just used it to laugh at you.

      +0 -4
    • happyjack September 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Quit being such a bitch. It's not your website suck it up buttercup. You are making yourself out to be an even bigger POS than I thought you were. Give it a rest for fucks sake. Go get a job or something.

      +1 -4
      • luvthick September 25, 2017

        @happyjack

        I think that Job Application might have just scared him off. LOL!

        +1 -2
        • happyjack September 25, 2017

          @luvthick LOL he's too smart to have a job.....that's for the peasants....he's more kingly. Like a real life member of the game of thrones..."your grace, your grace"

          +1 -2
          • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

            @happyjack @luvthick

            If you girls ever grow the balls come talk your shit to me in the forums fight thread where Cory can't protect you,,.,.,.

            +2 -2
            • luvthick September 25, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              You're a waste. Very sad man.

              +1 -2
            • happyjack September 25, 2017

              @GrimmWilder Sounds scary Your Grace, you gonna call me all kinds of n-words there? OOOHHH scary. I'm not going if Cory isn't there. No way Jose. I can't deal with your wrath and fury!! Might as well take me to the spike right now.....

              +1 -2
              • GrimmWilder September 26, 2017

                @happychickenlittle

                thought as much....just like when you claimed to be some kind of mandingo-man when you're just a little chicken,.,.,.

                +2 -1
  • gurtman23 September 24, 2017

    1

    2

    3

    4

    5

    FUCK ANOTHER GOAT

    +2 -2
    • Cory H. September 24, 2017

      That’s six lines. You’re fired.

      +5 -1
      • gurtman23 September 24, 2017

        @Cory H. Sorry boss. what if i promise to swallow?

        +2 -1
        • Cory H. September 25, 2017

          @gurtman23,

          You promised the last time, then spit, so no trust.

          +2 -1
  • Cory H. September 25, 2017

    Things you can do in the NFL and not lose fans: Rape, homocide, assault, domestic violence, and drugs. Things you can’t do: Sit down.

    +4 -2
    • felterupgood September 25, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Politics in sports is spam. You didn't ask for it and you don't want it.

      +3 -1
    • luvthick September 25, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Exactly! Thank you!

      +1 -4
  • smellthis September 25, 2017

    All I see, is there's bout 3-4 PG'ers who should be required to change their tampons, EVERY FUCKIN DAY!

    +3 -3
    • ouch September 25, 2017

      @smellthis So stop looking in the mirror!

      +6 -5
      • smellthis September 25, 2017

        @ouch

        That statement has no merit of humor at all. I know you're short, stubby, gay and tarded to the max, so I will take out the first 3 words of my last post. Can you hold up 3 of ur sausage fingers? Oh, that is great, good boy. Ok, remember, forget first 3 words then read out loud to urself. You're a fucking idiot!

        +2 -4
        • ouch September 25, 2017

          @smellthis

          DERP

          CUNT

          +2 -1
  • nybadguy September 25, 2017

    Here i am pinching a loaf expecting to see new posts only to have a hugh log make a wake and splash my asshole. Great start to the day

    +4 -1
    • happyjack September 25, 2017

      @nybadguy +1 your bucket never splashes you !! We'll get it on shark tank one day.

      +1 -3
      • nybadguy September 25, 2017

        @happyjack wanna go partners? 50 50

        +0 -1
    • redpig September 26, 2017

      @nybadguy

      Lately mine been comin out like rabbit droppings

      +0 -0
  • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

    My only problem with the new Travel Ban is that only 8 countries are included. One program that definitely needs to be expanded.

    +2 -3
    • sarge07 September 25, 2017

      @vivalamigra why any fuckwad want's to go to North Korea is beyond comprehension. The regime targets any US citizen and keeps them under surveillance 24-7.

      +2 -1
      • Cory H. September 25, 2017

        @sarge07,

        A US citizen "must obtain a special passport validation under 22 C.F.R. 51.64, and such validations will be granted only under very limited circumstances" to get into the DPRK.

        https://travel.state.gov/content/passports/en/alertswarnings/north-korea-travel-warning.html

        +1 -0
        • sarge07 September 25, 2017

          @Cory H. my point is that any American going to North Korea is as stupid as it gets.

          +1 -0
          • Cory H. September 25, 2017

            @sarge07,

            I didn't mean anything negative about your post. Just that our government isn't allowing us to go to NK as of Sept 1st.

            +0 -0
            • sarge07 September 25, 2017

              @Cory H. Roger, out

              +0 -0
          • happyjack September 25, 2017

            @sarge07 Yes and no, if your're going there to hang out, yeah that's dumb. But if your're going there to shoot a documentary that happyjack thoroughly enjoyed watching a week or 2 ago, then not so much.

            +0 -5
  • cptnpinkbeard September 25, 2017

    https://youtu.be/Hg6L_7qLIEQ

    I call shotgun!!!!

    +2 -1
    • therockbalancer September 25, 2017

      @cptnpinkbeard you are such a fuckin tool

      +0 -4
    • Cory H. September 25, 2017

      @cptnpinkbeard,

      +1

      +1 -0
    • smellthis September 25, 2017

      @cptnpinkbeard

      Now, I wanna see someone on a long board go back down! Without a diaper.

      +1 -1
      • happyjack September 25, 2017

        @smellthis please try it. Hell I'd sponsor you.

        +1 -3
        • smellthis September 25, 2017

          @happyjack

          Do you realize how many armed robbery at liquor stores it would take to sponsor that? Assemble your crew, Prince...

          +2 -0
          • happyjack September 25, 2017

            @smellthis I'll was going to give you a +1 for creativity on this comment, but your spelling killed it, so I'll just remain neutral and won't neg you this time.

            +0 -2
            • smellthis September 25, 2017

              @happyjack

              Where'd I fuck up? I can say robbery(s) or store(s) but not both. Damn, hurt my feelers...

              +1 -0
  • therockbalancer September 25, 2017

    wheres the new shit i whipped my dick out for NOTHING

    +0 -2
    • Cory H. September 25, 2017

      @therockbalancer,

      It's on the way. 10 gay porn videos. keep that dick out and ready.

      +6 -0
      • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

        @Cory H.

        Why do i get the feeling you're not kidding?...lol

        +3 -1
        • Cory H. September 25, 2017

          @GrimmWilder,

          Where do you get the feeling, and do you need a doctor?

          +1 -0
        • luvthick September 25, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Hahaha! You just can't wait.... Tiny busted you out of the closet!!!

          +0 -3
          • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

            @grizzlelump

            you fucking WISH i'd fuck you every which way from sunday and wipe my dick on your curtains.....just keep dreaming son..

            can't help yourself but to shove your face in every post i make and eat my shit can you boy..

            +2 -2
            • luvthick September 26, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              You little cunt crybaby, you're on all of my posts and now you're trying to cry to the moderator, especially after all disgusting Shit that you posted. Go home Gnome!

              +0 -2
              • GrimmWilder September 28, 2017

                @grizzlelump

                You luv my shit....juss say it punk......you luv's tha white man's poo poo..

                Come get chu some more!

                +0 -0
      • sarge07 September 25, 2017

        @Cory H. just show him ladyboys, that should make him happy. Was that racist?

        +2 -2
        • smellthis September 25, 2017

          @sarge07

          Its only racist cuz "happy" enjoys the ouch types as well.

          +2 -1
      • happyjack September 25, 2017

        @Cory H. LOL

        +2 -3
  • GrimmWilder September 25, 2017

    Gloom, despair, and agony on me..(OOOh)

    Deep, dark depression, excessive misery...(OOh)

    If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all..(OOOh)

    Gloom, despair, and agony on me,..,,.

    +3 -2
  • Cory H. September 25, 2017

    Once again for those who’ve forgotten or are new here

    There will be one random day per week of no updates. That’s how it’s been for nearly a year now.

    So, new updates will apppear sometime around midnight to 2 am CST.

    And, like the old DX team use to say: “If you’re not down with that, we’ve got two words for you. SUCK IT”

    +3 -1
    • happyjack September 25, 2017

      @Cory H. one of the funniest contributions that I've ever seen around here was a video from Adam mocking how he wanted his WICS and he wanted it now......

      +3 -4
      • Cory H. September 25, 2017

        @happyjack, I'll have to look for that.

        +4 -0
      • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

        @happyjack IDK. The video of Obama apologizing to Islam was pretty funny in a pathetic way. Almost as funny as Kapernick taking a knee in the men's room after the big game (well every game).

        +2 -1
    • sarge07 September 25, 2017

      @Cory H. you can't please everyone, and for the whining bitch's, yea they can suck it

      +3 -2
  • ouch September 25, 2017

    Get ready for yet another war

    The tweeting idiot Prez Forset Trump needs to deal with Kim-Gook-Un the way Happs deals with me in the PG

    Like a little Tard kid who needs a spanking not a flogging!

    +3 -3
    • Cory H. September 25, 2017

      North Korea would take us. Us USA DERPS ain’t shit.

      +3 -0
      • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

        @Cory H. We ain't all fags like the NFL sissies. I hope your comment is some misconstrued sarcastic crack at the kangaroo fucker.

        +1 -0
        • Cory H. September 25, 2017

          @vivalamigra,

          Your hope is reality.

          +2 -1
          • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

            @Cory H. Phew. Hope in humanity restored.

            +1 -0
    • smellthis September 25, 2017

      @ouch

      I'm pretty sure that you just need to choke on ole happs cock! Then he could pound your asshole before you got too cold.

      Its the least he could do, you little bitty tranny fag!

      +1 -1
      • ouch September 25, 2017

        @smellthis @smellthis such a homophobic little bitch you are

        What's the matter the feeling of your daddy or your uncle touching you in your special place still fresh in your memory and you cant get passed it?

        I'm horny enough to suck a nice hard cock today but i think Happs would be to big for a beginner like me, Right now I am watching Tranny porn and dam these bitches are fucking hot as fuck! OH dam look at that one with her sexy face big tits and that nice hard circumcised cock. fuck man i cold suck that for hours Oh Fuck man I'm gonna NUT soon!

        Don't worry DERPS Australian will be there to defend you like always as we are the biggest toughest country on the face of the planet with all the weapons and massive pew pews

        ( see how fucking pathetic it sounds when someone else says it?)

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

        DERP!

        +3 -3
        • smellthis September 25, 2017

          @ouch

          Actually, your words hold no weight, mean nothing. Nobody cares little gay boy.

          You're the laughing stock of the PG. POW POW, MOTHERFUCING POW, queef biscuit Mikey. You lick white dog shit, dont ya?

          +1 -3
          • ouch September 25, 2017

            @smellthis I missed you sbohica or is it makeyarise or is it mookie or who ever the fuck you are I actually have no memory of the name you are using right now so how about you take my gay dick and shove it in your DERP ass fuck tard!

            you actually think I don't know what I am doing with my ouch profile? lol jokes on you numb nuts. now fuck off and let the grown ups play you stupid red neck hill billy mother fucking sister shagging dog shit taco

            +3 -1
    • happyjack September 25, 2017

      @ouch Who loves you more than me you little silly clown man

      +0 -2
  • ouch September 25, 2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYoJE7jNgYU

    +2 -2
  • therockbalancer September 25, 2017

    fuckin post some new shit fuck

    +0 -1
    • ouch September 25, 2017

      @therockbalancer

      OK i'll go take a shit and start fucking it

      what's your email address?

      +3 -2
  • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

    Mike Tomlin can fit 55 dicks in his mouth at the same time. That is a very impressive feat! Looking at that faggot Mike Tomlin I would think 5 tops. 55. Wow!

    +1 -0
    • happyjack September 25, 2017

      @vivalamigra BREAKING NEWS: Millionaires Mike Tomlin and Colin Kap are losing some sleep tonight, an angry guy from the barrio is calling them dick suckers. They'll some how have to find a way to pick up the pieces and move on.....

      +4 -3
      • vivalamigra September 25, 2017

        @happyjack I'm sure they have a very specific and unnatural way to console each other. Will you be joining them?

        +1 -1
  • ouch September 25, 2017

    200th

    +2 -1
  • eightyenterprises September 25, 2017

    Y no new vids

    +1 -0
    • Cory H. September 25, 2017

      @eightyenterprises,

      LOL

      +0 -0
    • ouch September 25, 2017

      @eightyenterprises +1

      +1 -1
      • ouch September 25, 2017

        @ouch

        Boo who

        I got a neg one for a plus 1

        I'm a sad clown today :(

        +2 -2
  • Cory H. September 25, 2017

    Most shit is ok here at CS, but a couple of things that I don't think should fly are calling other members derogatory racist names (there's nothing derogatory about cracker) and calling members names that insinuate they're less than proper with children. Both will result in time away from the site.

    There's nothing cute about either.

    +2 -1
    • ouch September 25, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Agreed

      The King Ouch will behave too :)

      +3 -2
    • mr.spine September 25, 2017

      @Cory H. What if i call you a cunt.

      +3 -0
      • Cory H. September 25, 2017

        @mr.spine,

        That's fine.

        +3 -0
      • ouch September 25, 2017

        @mr.spine

        as long as I get royalties

        cool

        +4 -1
    • cptnpinkbeard September 25, 2017

      @Cory H. Seems like u might be teaching the worst 1st grade class ever . Thanks Mr. H ;-)

      +3 -0
  • redpig September 26, 2017

    All this racist shit makes really fuckin tedious reading

    +1 -1
 
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