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October 9, 2017

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  • maddog123 October 9, 2017

    Good night

    +4 -0
  • toreal October 9, 2017

    Trump is a faggot.

    +6 -6
    • prolurkercrazy October 9, 2017

      @toreal +1

      +4 -8
    • Cory H. October 9, 2017

      @toreal ,

      You’re suppose to be checking out his wife.

      +1 -10
      • wombatbytes October 9, 2017

        @Cory H. : His secret agent wife or his preferred daughter-wife.

        +6 -3
    • ruzin October 9, 2017

      @toreal that's offensive to faggots.

      +4 -4
    • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

      @toreal Which NFL player is Trump? Any relation to the president?

      +4 -6
      • prolurkercrazy October 9, 2017

        @vivalamigra,

        Clearly none. His fat ass had never run 5 yards in his life. More likely he was watching 10-year-old girls changing their cloths in a dressing room for a beauty pageant.

        +3 -5
        • sarge07 October 9, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy at least he wasn't traveling to "Lolita" Island.

          +4 -4
        • toreal October 9, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy +1

          +2 -6
    • sarge07 October 9, 2017

      @toreal it sucks to be you.

      +5 -4
  • letmefindout October 9, 2017

    As this site evolves "Top user" reboot, etc., what about bringing back the classics? "Fightin' Fridays" and "Week in Review" and others. These are the things that held the uniqueness of the site and has provided endless hours of entertainment...

    +3 -3
    • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

      @letmefindout

      "Top User" don't really fit...should be "Top Banana" or "1st Clown"

      or something of the like,..,.,

      +6 -3
      • ouch October 9, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Don't pick on clowns

        They all float

        +6 -7
        • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

          @ouch

          So do cat turds,..,.,

          +7 -2
        • sarge07 October 9, 2017

          @ouch not for long in crock infested waters

          +4 -4
          • ouch October 9, 2017

            @sarge07

            That's not a knife

            That's a knife

            +4 -7
            • sarge07 October 9, 2017

              @ouch LOL +5

              +2 -3
              • ouch October 9, 2017

                @sarge07 +5 to make up for the -5 some dickless wonders gave me. lol Whateverrrrrrrr

                +3 -4
                • sarge07 October 9, 2017

                  @ouch petty cave dwellers, pay them no heed

                  +2 -2
  • felterupgood October 9, 2017

    Whewww..... just got in from a two month road trip/vacation and the hurricane didn't blow anything away but the sugar cane is whipped up good. It must be 15 ft high with all these hurricanes dumping rain.

    +3 -2
    • sarge07 October 9, 2017

      @felterupgood welcome back, the cane two years old yet?

      +2 -2
      • felterupgood October 9, 2017

        @sarge07

        I planted about 3 years ago... It grows till frost then dies ..or i cut it... Then roots sprout again in the spring and the next crop starts

        +2 -1
        • sarge07 October 9, 2017

          @felterupgood ah, I thought you meant sugar cane

          +2 -2
          • felterupgood October 9, 2017

            @sarge07

            Yes.. Its sugar cane... My strain makes the best syrup.

            +2 -1
            • sarge07 October 9, 2017

              @felterupgood ready to harvest in two years right?

              +2 -1
              • felterupgood October 9, 2017

                @sarge07

                About two months Thanksgiving week end when I have help

                +2 -1
                • sarge07 October 9, 2017

                  @felterupgood I thought so

                  +2 -1
            • redpig October 10, 2017

              @felterupgood

              Ever tried cane spirit?

              +1 -0
              • felterupgood October 10, 2017

                @redpig

                Not that I know. Don't know what it is.

                +2 -1
                • redpig October 11, 2017

                  @felterupgood

                  Distilled cane spirit, tastes like shit so usually mixed with lemonade or coke, blow yer head off mate.

                  +1 -0
  • wombatbytes October 9, 2017

    No new snakes but sighted the first blue tongue lizard of the season.

    They're good at eating pests, but can scare fuck out of you when they hiss if you surprise one.

    +6 -0
    • sarge07 October 9, 2017

      @wombatbytes I'll bet that you make a great Benny Hilly routine with all those various reptiles

      +4 -2
  • nybadguy October 9, 2017

    Off to work bitches.

    +4 -0
    • ketamine<3 October 9, 2017

      @nybadguy have a good shift man. I just got off I'm getting drunk.

      +3 -0
      • nybadguy October 9, 2017

        @ketamine<3 thanks brother. Same to you.

        +1 -0
  • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

    Democrats won't allow a border wall in exchange for amnesty for illegals. Fuck trying to deal with them. Ramp up the mass deportations and get this issue over with already.

    +4 -2
    • letmefindout October 9, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      That's the solution. And by months end we will be paying $12.00 for that American picked box of strawberries.

      +2 -3
      • vivalamigra October 10, 2017

        @letmefindout Make it an even $20. Worth every penny.

        +3 -0
        • letmefindout October 10, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          That sounded good. Good and retarded. Typical Trump idealology in raising prices without raising cost of living; or "Trump-onomics" as it's jokingly referred to. The rich get richer and the poor have no better stance than the illegal immigrants flourishing in this country.

          +1 -2
          • vivalamigra October 11, 2017

            @letmefindout Typical liberal low mentality. Keep on abusing illegals so prices are low. Then pass on the cost of their education, health care, housing and nutrition to the tax base. Best is the poor and middle class have to fight with illegals for jobs. I live in Chicago. No farms here but millions of illegals...

            +2 -0
    • ruzin October 10, 2017

      @vivalamigra a border wall will fuck up the surrounding environment/ecosystem too. If trump wants a wall he should pay for it him self.

      +2 -1
      • vivalamigra October 10, 2017

        @ruzin It will? Better take down every road, bridge, building, fence, canal, telephone pole, cell tower, billboard, garage, kite, dam, airplane, umbrella, sandcastle, wall, and tombstone in the world too. Let's start with Mexico's. Think of the children!

        +3 -1
        • letmefindout October 10, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          Ah, pretzel=logic at it's finest. Sounds good when you type it, but it makes no more sense the more it's repeated.

          +1 -2
          • vivalamigra October 11, 2017

            @letmefindout Steely Dan sucked and they ripped off Horace Silver left and right.

            +2 -0
  • gurtman23 October 9, 2017

    Rate my turd

    +5 -1
    • felterupgood October 9, 2017

      @gurtman23

      Ok... I don't usually rate turds but ill make an exception just this once...

      Upon first observation the color and texture seems normal and your digestive track is probably health...

      ..BUT the disturbing thing is the size...in order to pass such a large turd something has obviously ripped your spincture. Have you been inserting large cocks or objects like the woman in the first video today?

      +5 -1
      • felterupgood October 9, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Thats a highlight reply

        +1 -1
  • sarge07 October 9, 2017

    I want to thank the CS staff for their note regarding the recent unpleasantness of the redirects, computer lock ups, and attempted ransomware.

    +6 -2
  • sarge07 October 9, 2017

    Well, I'm gonna saddle up my ole mare and ride out to check my fence, that my neighbor said had been cut. I have been having a problem with illegals (and to a lesser extent econazis) cutting my fences to cross my property on their way to Tucson. Everyone have a great day.

    +3 -2
    • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

      @sarge07

      You call your bicycle 'ole mare'?..lol

      +4 -2
      • sarge07 October 9, 2017

        @GrimmWilder my "bicycle" has four legs and goes places atv's get stuck

        +3 -2
        • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

          @sarge07

          What breed is your mare?

          my arabian gelding was last to be sold b4 i moved up here, he wuz 15 hands and strong as a John Deer tractor...called'em 'DollarBill' his sister was 'SilverDollar'...

          Good fuckin horse.,.,,.

          +5 -1
          • sarge07 October 9, 2017

            @GrimmWilder she's a 12yo quarter, stands 16.5 and is a great mare. myself and three others are allowed into "her" corral or she corners the trespasser literally in the corner near her water, funny shit

            +2 -1
          • sarge07 October 10, 2017

            @GrimmWilder Arabs are great horses, the owners for the most part are the "ignorant and high strung" animals. and my fence was cut in three places.

            +2 -1
    • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

      @sarge07 Is Tucson a "sanctuary city"? The sanctuary cities have formally erased the distinction between U.S. citizens and the armies of the undocumented. It's an active collusion by multiple jurisdiction in the subversion of United States sovereignty. In their other words you are a racist!

      +3 -1
      • sarge07 October 9, 2017

        @vivalamigra yes Tucson and Pima county are collectively a sanctuary for illegal aliens.

        +3 -2
        • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

          @sarge07 I am really surprised that the liberal traitors do not call the illegal and unconstitutional "sanctuary cities" "cuidad santuario" so even more illegals come there for free stuff and to vote Democrat.

          +4 -1
          • sarge07 October 9, 2017

            @vivalamigra don't give the douchenozzles any ideas

            +3 -2
  • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

    Happy Columbus Day (that should trigger a few liberal pantywaists),

    +5 -1
    • felterupgood October 9, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...

      He hit a rock and busted his cock and pissed all over the crew.

      +6 -2
  • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

    Grandstand ticket Soldier Field Bears/Panthers = $93

    Parking at Soldier Field = $45

    Cheap Beer at Soldier Field = $10.75

    Watching their viewership drop because they are kneeling faggots = PRICELESS.

    +6 -1
  • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

    I'd just like to take a moment to congratulate presidenttrump on his Name, avatar and CS.com campaign...

    You have all left's dancing to your tune.....lol

    You sure you're not vivalamigra?

    +6 -2
    • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

      @GrimmWilder There is only one Vivalamigra! Although there are some here convinced I am alwaysaproblem who I wish was back on the site. He consistently amused me!

      +3 -1
      • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        Yeah i like AP as well....he'd ruffle some feathers around here for sure...made me laugh,.,.,.

        +5 -2
  • mr.spine October 9, 2017

    Joe dirt.

    +2 -0
  • vivalamigra October 9, 2017

    Now Eric Reid of the 49ers just came out as a fag. The NFL must be putting gay in the Gaytoraid.

    +3 -1
  • truckingman October 9, 2017

    Except for this comment, I do not have any thing to say today. I am sorry about the lack of content.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +11 -0
    • GrimmWilder October 9, 2017

      Atta'Boy Truck!...You made the top 10!,...

      +6 -2
      • letmefindout October 10, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Apparently, so did you.

        +2 -2
        • mr.spine October 10, 2017

          @letmefindout did you i'm not sure.

          +2 -0
        • GrimmWilder October 10, 2017

          @letmefindout

          WHAT!?...how is that even possible?

          +5 -1
    • nybadguy October 10, 2017

      @truckingman there ain't b nuttin wrong wit that

      +3 -0
  • vivalamigra October 10, 2017

    I wonder how many more NFL players will "come out" as fags today? Prolurkercrazy's Fantasy Football Team is always looking for fresh "talent".

    +4 -0
  • rudz October 10, 2017

    Yo WTF guy's.

    Why are we skipping days with no new crazy shit?????

    +1 -1
    • Cory H. October 10, 2017

      @rudz,

      Because there's one random day each week there will not be updates. It was announced a year ago upon the new folks taking the site.

      +1 -2
  • sarge07 October 10, 2017

    "David Patterson, One Of The Last Living Navajo Code Talkers From WWII, Has Died"

    Mah-nee Chah-gah Rohn-kon-bhe-iah Ah-kay Wee-naa

    Walk in peace Grandfather, and be welcomed by the old ones.

    +4 -1
    • vivalamigra October 10, 2017

      @sarge07 Imagine how many lives saved by that great American hero. I wonder if such history is still taught in school.

      +5 -0
      • Cory H. October 10, 2017

        @vivalamigra,

        I doubt that history is taught in most schools, but most require you to learn Spanish.

        +2 -2
        • letmefindout October 10, 2017

          @Cory H.

          Bastardized history is taught in public schools. It's when a person goes to college that the truth unfolds.

          +1 -1
          • vivalamigra October 11, 2017

            @letmefindout Finally an enlightening sarcastic comment from you!

            +2 -0
  • Cory H. October 10, 2017

    Seen a shirt for Viva. It said, on the front: “I was going to be a liberal for Halloween, but my head wouldn’t fit up my ass”

    +3 -2
    • sarge07 October 10, 2017

      @Cory H. LOL +

      +4 -1
  • quackquack October 10, 2017

    QuackQuack!

    +3 -2
  • redpig October 10, 2017

    Well I have to say this load of arseholes who sit in the houses of parliament are not what I would call value for money, as for the local councils I can't even consider them without breaking into long bouts of expletive laden ranting.

    How is it possible for so many arseholes to float together and to the top?

    +1 -0
  • Cory H. October 10, 2017

    https://youtu.be/77CC_wEx1PU

    +0 -1
    • letmefindout October 10, 2017

      @Cory H.

      How is it that you consistently have great input, and from what I've seen have the most points on a single comment (35), yet you are no on the Top Users list?

      +2 -2
      • Cory H. October 11, 2017

        @letmefindout,

        Down votes. Since that top users list started, the majority of my posts have had more down votes than up votes.

        +0 -3
        • GrimmWilder October 11, 2017

          @Cory H.

          So negs play against the pluses?

          +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder October 10, 2017

    So the 'Most Negged' list should be interesting.,,..,

    +4 -1
    • letmefindout October 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      I'm guessing that you will have the distinction of making both lists.

      +1 -1
 
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