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October 12, 2017

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  • felterupgood October 12, 2017

    Wake up and party!

    +4 -1
    • ouch October 12, 2017

      @felterupgood

      I'll Tap the Keg!

      +5 -2
      • mr.spine October 12, 2017

        @ouch i'll get the lube.

        +0 -2
      • letmefindout October 12, 2017

        @ouch

        Never heard it referred to as a keg before.

        +2 -3
        • ouch October 12, 2017

          @letmefindout What do you call a Keg?

          +6 -1
          • letmefindout October 12, 2017

            @ouch

            A metal receptacle full of beer

            +0 -2
            • truckingman October 12, 2017

              Letmefindout before the standard metal, Stainless Steel, a keg was a small wooden barrel fulled with various substances like beer, wine, and gun powder.

              Sincerely, Robert Hallock

              the truckingman.

              +0 -0
              • letmefindout October 12, 2017

                @truckingman

                I actually know that. I was just trying to get Ouch to admit to his deviancy.

                +2 -1
                • ouch October 12, 2017

                  @letmefindout I admit my deviancy

                  +6 -0
                  • letmefindout October 13, 2017

                    @ouch

                    And that is why you are respected CS Wide

                    +1 -1
              • felterupgood October 12, 2017

                @truckingman

                And when mail got lost they would often find it behind the pickle barrel.

                +4 -1
      • nybadguy October 12, 2017

        @ouch I'll tap that ass. No homo lol

        +1 -0
  • vikingshill October 12, 2017

    Keep it down you guys, some people have to work in the morning...Oh Fuck it, I can go to work with a hangover

    +3 -1
  • Cory H. October 12, 2017

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    +0 -1
    • ouch October 12, 2017

      @Cory H. Oh shut up and turn the music back on DAD!

      +6 -1
      • Cory H. October 12, 2017

        This comment has been deleted

        +0 -1
      • shenanigans October 12, 2017

        @ouch You leave Cory alone Mr!

        +3 -1
        • mr.spine October 12, 2017

          @shenanigans no you!

          +0 -3
        • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

          @shenanigans lol +1

          You tell'um Shanni!

          ;-)

          +0 -0
  • maddog123 October 12, 2017

    Good night!!!

    +2 -3
    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @maddog123 keep your butt hole tight.

      +0 -2
      • ouch October 12, 2017

        @mr.spine or not lol

        +7 -1
        • letmefindout October 12, 2017

          @ouch

          And if not bring lube

          +0 -2
          • mr.spine October 12, 2017

            @letmefindout i go in dry i'm no sissy boy lol

            +0 -2
  • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

    GODDAMNED Motherfuckin internet went down for about 15-20mins and now my download speed is down to 27mbp's....WTF!

    +3 -6
    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @GrimmWilder we survived dial up. You got this.

      +5 -3
      • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

        @mr.spine

        Yeah...it just don't have the 'snap' i'm used to at this speed.....prolly be ok by morning,.,,

        +3 -7
        • ouch October 12, 2017

          @GrimmWilder God dam it Pick a fucking avatar! lol

          +8 -1
        • happyjack October 12, 2017

          @GrimmWilder there's always leaving the house, or going to get a job, etc if your precious internet doesn't speed up. 27mbps is pretty good for a trailer park, no?

          +8 -3
          • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

            @bopeep

            I have more than just one computer working here at the Trailerhood-Hacienda on weekdays...You know..."WORK", something above your paygrade Boy,..,.,.,

            +3 -7
            • happyjack October 12, 2017

              @GrimmWilder Helping your fat girl clean under her rolls, isn't technically working. Going out to the mailbox and carrying in a check from us tax payers isn't considered working either.

              +7 -3
              • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

                @bopeep

                If you couldn't whistle, you wouldn't know which end to wipe,.. you fucking piece of shit ....

                I've EARNED every nickel in my piggybank....

                A concept you can't seem to grasp.,,.,.

                +3 -7
                • happyjack October 12, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder uh oh struck a nerve, hit close to home....just how long have you been eating off of my tax dollars?

                  +7 -2
                  • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

                    @Little Bo-peep...lol

                    Your ass must be jealous of all the shit what comes out of your mouth...lol

                    keep trying Bo-peep, yer still feeding from the bottom, but you keep trying.,,..,

                    You might reach a white man's level yet,.,.,

                    +2 -8
                    • happyjack October 12, 2017

                      @GrimmWilder What exactly is a white man's level? Like white guy with no teeth and a big prison tat on his neck who asked me for some change about an hour ago?I mean I set my sights a little higher than that...

                      DISCLAIMER: All other good white folks here at CS please understand my comments aern't intended for you nor express my views of the white race. They are specifically constructed and intended for Gimpywilder and Gimpywilder alone....lol

                      +6 -2
                      • letmefindout October 12, 2017

                        @happyjack

                        Gotta love a CS Disclaimer

                        +1 -3
                      • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

                        @bopeep

                        Whas'matter Bo?....Hit a nerve?

                        +2 -7
                • sarge07 October 12, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder relax, don't have a coronary

                  +4 -3
                  • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

                    @sarge07 don't calm him down. Spin him up more! I'm hoping that @Grim-shit-eater has an aneurysm.

                    +0 -5
                    • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

                      @tinkerbell

                      *yawn*

                      +2 -5
                    • sarge07 October 12, 2017

                      @prolurkercrazy don't wish that on anyone

                      +3 -4
                      • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

                        @sarge07 I could wish him to die from a degenerative brain disease. But we have no evidence that dumb-fuck has a brain, to begin with.

                        +0 -4
                        • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

                          @TINKERBELL

                          I'm done with you for now tink....

                          I'll not engage in mental combat with unarmed buttsniffers,..,..,

                          +3 -5
                          • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

                            @GrimmWilder Heh heh! You have never had any amunition dip-shit! You claimed to be this big internet Troll. Attacked me and when I fight back you run. You are such a pantiewaste pussy!

                            Here have another neg you fucking crybaby!

                            ROFL!

                            +0 -3
                            • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

                              @tinkerbell

                              Got some new pics for you in the fight thread Tink.,,.,.

                              +2 -4
      • ouch October 12, 2017

        @mr.spine lol

        +7 -1
  • ketamine<3 October 12, 2017

    Damn tonight at work I had to adjust racking that hasn't been used in a LONG time, it was covered in dust. My fucking lungs hurt and I was wearing a dust mask, the guy I was working with didn't I know he's hurting. I'm fucking tired and getting drunk, have a good night everyone :)

    +2 -2
    • nybadguy October 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3 racking what's that bro? I knocked the dust off my wife's box last night.

      +4 -1
      • ketamine<3 October 12, 2017

        @nybadguy metal racking that goes up 3-4 stories and has cross beams with shelving to put shit on. We had to move the cross beams to different places on the upright racks. There was almost a quarter inch of dust on that shit fucking hell I was coughing all night.

        +1 -2
        • nybadguy October 12, 2017

          @ketamine<3 o ok. Hope you tie off when your up in the air. Hate to see a video of one of our brothers having a work accident.

          +1 -0
          • ketamine<3 October 13, 2017

            @nybadguy yes we have harnesses and lanyards. + for caring for my safety :)

            +0 -2
      • ketamine<3 October 12, 2017

        @nybadguy also + haha

        +1 -2
        • nybadguy October 12, 2017

          @ketamine<3 + back at ya bro

          +1 -0
    • sarge07 October 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3 where do you work that there's that much dust in the warehouse shelves, Naughton's?

      +2 -3
      • ketamine<3 October 13, 2017

        @sarge07 lol no. Online retail store, kinda like amazon.

        +0 -2
  • redpig October 12, 2017

    You turn kings into beggars

    And beggars into kings

    +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

      @redpig

      You are not what you were born, but what you have within yourself to be.,..,.,

      +3 -6
      • jcran October 12, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        In all light, there is darkness.- Ken Duke

        +2 -0
        • GrimmWilder October 12, 2017

          @jcran

          "We fight over an offence we did not give, against those who were not alive to be offended"

          +4 -6
    • redpig October 12, 2017

      His lyrics are excellent but his voice really grates me after a short while.

      +1 -0
    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @redpig turn a ass up and make it a beggar turn it inside out and feel like a king

      +2 -2
  • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

    What is it with Hillary enabling sexual predators and violence against Women?

    Her husband Bill raped women, Hillary went after the victims. VP Al Gore was also known to abuse women just like his boss Bill.

    Her chief of staff, Huma Abedin, was married to child predator Anthony Weiner, who Hillary supported and shielded. Hillary's emails were on Weiner's computer.

    Hillary had the mansion next door to Harvey Weinstein in the Hamptons. He was one of her most important donors so she refused to out him when it was common knowledge Harvey raped women.

    Hollywood enabled Hillary, who in turn enabled them to abuse women and drugs while Hollywood lectured us on morality.

    +2 -5
    • happyjack October 12, 2017

      @vivalamigra is it about the women, for you or about the grandstanding against the left?

      I didn't know you were such a women's right victims advocate.

      +5 -4
      • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

        @happyjack More of a statement of fact of the hypocrisy of Progressivism. I know I wouldn't let my daughter intern with Harvey Weinstein no matter how much he contributed to my coffers.

        +3 -5
      • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

        @happyjack lol +1

        +0 -4
        • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy That really made you laugh out loud? Seriously? Are you cum drunk or something?

          +3 -4
          • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

            @vivalamigra do you ever stop thinking of being a homosexual? 90% of what you say is Gay or Racist. Have you always been a hateful little Troll?

            +0 -3
  • mr.spine October 12, 2017

    Few questions for the insane. #1 why is house prices so high the new ones. #2 why is a grade 12 a requirement for most jobs.

    +1 -2
    • redpig October 12, 2017

      @mr.spine

      #1 to keep out the riffraff

      #2 to keep out the riffraff

      +3 -0
      • mr.spine October 12, 2017

        @redpig easily said.

        +0 -2
        • redpig October 12, 2017

          @mr.spine

          Because I am riffraff

          +1 -0
          • mr.spine October 12, 2017

            @redpig I have house but i am a drop out.

            +0 -2
    • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

      @mr.spine A quality house is expensive. Mine is from 1925 so it's well made and way cheaper than new construction and who wants cheap construction?

      I guess a H.S. diploma proves an employer that you are capable of completing a task and have some sort of discipline?

      +3 -4
    • happyjack October 12, 2017

      @mr.spine a house is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it, and the prices are dictated by supply and demand.

      It's the reason that a house can go from $300k to $600k them back down to $300k in 5 years time.

      +6 -3
      • redpig October 12, 2017

        @happyjack it's all about greed, in this country many houses are bought purely to rent out for stupid amounts taking advantage of the housing shortage, I spit on these bastards, I believe what goes around comes around so let's see how it pans out.

        +2 -0
        • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

          @redpig Once a neighborhood here in Chicago falls to the illegals it quickly falls in value. Simple economics. Have to give it the illegals. They get everything cheap by their very presence.

          +4 -5
        • mr.spine October 12, 2017

          @redpig I just don't see why a grade 12 is a requirement. Might lose potential workers ....country to country may be different. Myself i'm not the smartest joe.

          +1 -2
          • redpig October 12, 2017

            I don't know what the equivalent level to grade 12 is but I do know qualification is no guarantee of intelligence.

            +1 -0
        • happyjack October 12, 2017

          @redpig Being in business I look at it differently. It's one of those things, I mean some people make their living in real estate. I don't fault them for that. The best thing anyone can do is to bust their ass and work hard and save their pennies to be able to purchase one of those houses.

          +6 -2
      • sarge07 October 12, 2017

        @happyjack Here in Tucson they are built using primarily illegal aliens as labor, go up and are occupied in about six weeks and cost upward of two hundred grand, and are usually crap.

        +3 -4
        • happyjack October 12, 2017

          @sarge07 A 3 bdrm track home in our area will cost you about $600k a 4 bdrm $675K and these aern't brand new homes. They are track homes, but nice ones.

          +5 -1
          • sarge07 October 12, 2017

            @happyjack damn, still to expensive. I built mine for less than 80 grand, the only thing I didn't do and actually cost the most was pour the foundation. Copper water lines/plumbing, gas lines electrical, metal roof, and HVAC, cabinetry, straw bale construction with adobe stucco. Three years of hard work, but she's mine, and she's more solid than these subdivision cracker boxes. And the best part is she's all mine, no mortgage.

            +4 -3
            • happyjack October 12, 2017

              @sarge07 good for you! We've been paying on ours quite a while and can see the light at the end of the mortgage tunnel too.

              +5 -0
              • sarge07 October 12, 2017

                @happyjack glad to hera that, a 30 year mortgage and you pay the first 20 years in interest alone.

                +1 -3
            • mr.spine October 12, 2017

              @sarge07 nice i did some stucco few years ago on a bale house for a elderly couple.

              +1 -2
              • sarge07 October 13, 2017

                @mr.spine the fire suppressant in the bales and the stucco make for a very cool house in the summer and a very warm house in the winter. I used my fireplace about a half dozen times last winter, and my AC, about the same. Straw bale homes are kinda like caves with a relative temp year round.

                +0 -3
  • felterupgood October 12, 2017

    Lawnmower engine locked up this morning... This is the second Briggs and Stratton engine that blew up in a short period of time so I'm done with them. Going to have to buy a better quality brand from a foreign country and make that country great again.

    +4 -2
    • redpig October 12, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Try a sheep, free fertilizer.

      +2 -0
    • happyjack October 12, 2017

      @felterupgood that little cap on the side of the engine isn't a warm hole for your pecker, you're supposed to put oil in there.

      +9 -3
    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @felterupgood get a ram home security lawn maintenance in one.

      +3 -2
      • letmefindout October 12, 2017

        @mr.spine

        Goats provide milk, cheese, butter, lawn maintenance, security and depending on who you are and how drunk you are a source of side pussy. I do not know this from experience, but I live in one of those states where such incidents make the newspaper.

        +2 -2
        • redpig October 12, 2017

          @letmefindout ah but goats eat the roots, sheep dont

          +1 -0
        • mr.spine October 12, 2017

          @letmefindout side pussy sounds good if you're isis.

          +0 -2
    • sarge07 October 12, 2017

      @felterupgood how old were they and when was the last overhaul?

      +3 -3
  • redpig October 12, 2017

    Aaaaaaiiiiiii

    put my finger in the woodpecker's hole

    And the woodpecker said God bless my soul,

    Take it out, take it out, take it out, take it out.

    +2 -0
    • what now? whats next? October 12, 2017

      @redpig song name sir?

      +4 -0
      • redpig October 12, 2017

        @what now? whats next?

        It's a drinking song, we used to sing after a game of rugby and it's called,

        I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole

        +1 -0
  • what now? whats next? October 12, 2017

    Do cs members even like black people?

    +4 -2
    • redpig October 12, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      Many members are black, nobody really cares

      +1 -0
    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @what now? whats next? Jungle fever is in all of us.

      +1 -3
    • sarge07 October 12, 2017

      @what now? whats next? what an asinine question

      +4 -4
      • letmefindout October 12, 2017

        @sarge07

        My member isn't black but to look at it might seem that way.

        +3 -2
        • sarge07 October 12, 2017

          @letmefindout LOL

          +3 -3
  • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

    Some funny stuff on Colbert.

    https://youtu.be/px4a4b0XNck

    +1 -4
    • letmefindout October 12, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy

      You do realize that Colbert, his writing staff, sponsers and corporate share in the network are a part of the Jewish libtards that you negatively reflect upon.

      +3 -3
      • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

        @letmefindout I "...negatively reflect upon?" I dare say you can't find a single time I have disparaged anyone of the Jewish faith. I think I can safely say your comment is Fake News.

        +0 -6
        • letmefindout October 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy

          And just like Trump you focused (and vehemently denied) only one aspect of the argument. The fact is, as I stated, these particular agents of fortune are of the Jewish faith. But the important part, that of the libtard, is the most prevalent aspect of the comment. They call that type of tactic "Wag the dog," a practice prominently evidenced through out the Trump administration. And by the by, word games only work on the ignorant and disenfranchised, which is the part and percentage of the population that put Trump in the White House.

          +1 -3
          • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

            @letmefindout I completely disregarded what you claim was your focus because using the derogatory term "libtard" you invalidated anything further in your comment.

            +0 -2
      • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

        @letmefindout Also, funny is funny. If you can't laugh at a joke maybe you are wound too tight.

        +0 -6
        • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy Ok. Let's test your standard.

          Q. What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

          +3 -4
          • sarge07 October 12, 2017

            @vivalamigra Sir, the black pilots I know are commissioned officers in the military.

            +5 -3
            • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

              @sarge07 Aww you got it! I wanted prolurkercrazy to figure it out.

              +4 -3
            • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

              @sarge07 My father was Air Force Korean War by the way.

              +4 -4
              • sarge07 October 13, 2017

                @vivalamigra my respects to your dad

                +1 -3
                • vivalamigra October 13, 2017

                  @sarge07 Thank you. At his funeral the Air Force sent out two representatives to play taps at the graveside ceremony. They brought out a boom box! Can't these kids play the damn bugle nowadays for Christ's sake?

                  +1 -3
        • letmefindout October 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy

          Just so it can be said, I watch Comedy Central, Colbert and even South Park. I have an amazing sense of humor. I think "You musta got lost, somewhere down the line."

          +0 -3
  • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

    I would suggest all you hard right morons who blindly follow "Fucking Moron" and the cronies who support him NOT watch this. I'm positive your simple little minds would explode!

    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTNZg_iVYLQ

    +0 -6
    • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy The fact that none of your links work is the only funny thing I see here.

      +6 -3
      • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

        @vivalamigra I did point out before that if you could afford your own internet you wouldn't be blocked from seeing them.

        +0 -5
        • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy

          https//:prolurckercrazyisafag//=90//?@#

          +5 -4
          • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

            @vivalamigra Huh, you're made up juvenile link doesn't work for anybody. Shows how bright you are.

            +0 -5
            • felterupgood October 12, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy

              Why are you so angry all the time? Stress will kill you.

              +7 -2
              • prolurkercrazy October 12, 2017

                @felterupgood I think it's funny that I get called out all the time when the real problem is @Grim-dip-shit, @viva-lap-dog, and @pres-dumb-fuck. I started nothing today but when attack I will respond. My 4 posts were 1 support for Shanni, 1 support for Happy and 2 YouTube links. Yet I'm the bad guy. That doesn't sound angry to me rather not letting assholes take shots without response.

                +0 -4
              • letmefindout October 13, 2017

                @felterupgood

                Congradulations! I see that you found your way back to the Post Whore list.

                +1 -2
            • vivalamigra October 12, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy Lighten up Pro. You know I love you. Felterupgood is right. Stress is deadly and this is all just good clean fun. xoxo

              +4 -3
            • letmefindout October 12, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy

              That was the joke. It wasn't meant to work...

              +3 -2
            • letmefindout October 12, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy

              Loosen up your tie and breathe. It's all good. I don't follow ANYBODY, have no affiliation nor ascribe to any socio-political thermo. But I probably have a better education than most, support family and friends and have lived a life even I am amazed at. It's all good.

              "Sometimes the light is all shinin' on me

              other times I can barely see

              But lately it occurs to me

              what a long. strange trip it's been."

              +2 -2
  • nybadguy October 12, 2017

    Fuck. These caramel mnm's are the shit. Like an orgasm in me mouth

    +1 -0
    • letmefindout October 12, 2017

      @nybadguy

      Share with the rest of the class

      +1 -2
    • mr.spine October 12, 2017

      @nybadguy who orgasmed in your mouth?

      +1 -2
    • picklehiesner October 13, 2017

      @nybadguy I'm afraid mr.spine is correct. The only way to make that comparison is to have experienced both.

      +4 -0
 
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