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October 20, 2017

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  • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

    Talk some shit about being worst of the worst Bitches!

    +4 -4
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      I knew a guy who always said "Nothing says love and commitment like pissing in the dishwasher and shitting in the fridge."

      +2 -3
      • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout

        My wife would neuter me in my sleep if i pulled some shit like that.....lol

        +5 -3
      • sbohica October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout

        That's just fucking wrong bro!!!

        +7 -2
      • sarge07 October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout nasty, just nasty

        +2 -0
        • letmefindout October 20, 2017

          @sarge07 Grimm asked for the worst of the worst

          +2 -2
          • sarge07 October 20, 2017

            @letmefindout true

            +1 -0
  • sbohica October 20, 2017

    Peace to all and all a good piss..

    +7 -2
  • mr.spine October 20, 2017

    What do you wish existed?

    +2 -0
    • ketamine<3 October 20, 2017

      @mr.spine I wish we could travel to other galaxies and see what's out there, I suppose I wish we had the technology to do that. Oh, and an honest politician that'd be nice.

      +3 -1
      • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

        @ketamine<3

        Star Trek fan?

        +4 -3
        • letmefindout October 20, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          I wish I was Captain Kirk, so that during sex, no matter how nooted the girl was, I could go where no man has gone before

          +2 -2
        • ketamine<3 October 20, 2017

          @GrimmWilder Fuck yes I'm a Star Trek fan. I love all of them, Voyager wasn't that great IMO but I still watched it. You into it?

          +2 -1
          • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

            @ketamine<3

            Yup,...the old, new, TV and Movies,....all of it!.,,.lol ,

            +4 -3
          • sbohica October 20, 2017

            @ketamine<3

            I'm an astronomy freakazoid! Ive been studying it and self teaching myself on our vast cosmos.

            It is absolutely mind blowing what is out there. The fabric of spacetime and Einstein's general relativity, gravity, GBRs all the way down to radio waves.

            The collision of the two neutron stars we just detected. That collision shit out 4 earth mass equivalents of Gold!!!

            Uh, so, um, yeah. I like space. Its rad.

            +9 -2
            • mr.spine October 20, 2017

              @sbohica see any spaceass ye?

              +2 -0
            • sarge07 October 20, 2017

              @sbohica yep, we have great sky watching here in Arizona, I scope.have seen some wondrous things through me telescope.

              +2 -0
      • mr.spine October 20, 2017

        How far away are the clouds of alcohol. If we reached them would be a open refuel station you can make rocket fuel using alcohol. I am not 100% just a thought.

        +1 -0
      • maddog123 October 20, 2017

        @ketamine<3 I would just be happy to know what the FUCK!!! is behind door number three FUCK!!!

        +7 -1
        • sarge07 October 20, 2017

          @maddog123 I don't know, but I heard it thinks you are squishy and would taste good

          +2 -0
      • sarge07 October 20, 2017

        @ketamine<3 Honest politician?? When that happens there will be peace in the Mideast, and men will finally understand women.

        +3 -0
  • maddog123 October 20, 2017

    Fucking fuck fuck I knew I shouldn't have put candy in that goddam candy blow I mean bowl so soon the old lady's goddam cats used it for a litter box and shit/pissed all in the fucking candy!!!

    What to do what to do???

    That's a lot of candy to waste dammit!!!

    +9 -1
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @maddog123

      Give it away to the slow kids. Waste not want not.

      +0 -2
      • maddog123 October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout there's plenty of them here !!!

        There's a lot of uncle fuckers here in the south !

        +6 -2
      • maddog123 October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout have I ever told you I'm an uncle five over !?

        +6 -2
    • mr.spine October 20, 2017

      @maddog123 FUCK CATS!

      +1 -1
      • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

        @mr.spine +++

        Yes Fuck cats!

        +3 -4
        • sbohica October 20, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Yes. Fuck pussy!

          +7 -2
        • mr.spine October 20, 2017

          @GrimmWilder zip ties and duck tape will fit them

          +1 -0
      • sarge07 October 20, 2017

        @mr.spine I'd pay a dollar to see you try

        +1 -0
    • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

      @maddog123 If the candy is wrapped individually, I'd just rinse it off in the sink, and call it good...It's not like YOU'RE eating it

      +4 -0
  • maddog123 October 20, 2017

    Maybe the parents won't recognize there children's teeth turning brown or yellow ???

    YOU THINK?

    +8 -1
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @maddog123

      The bad breath will tip them off first.

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      • maddog123 October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout not a chance I lost all my teeth years ago eating strange smelling pussys years ago !!!

        No teeth no smelly breath unless you count the shit on my fingers/hand from using cheap toilet paper or when I'm fucking drunk/wasted dropped the roll in the toilet and had to use my hand to wipe forgetting to wash said hand off and going back to my chair/watch TV /drink some more !

        +7 -1
        • felterupgood October 20, 2017

          @maddog123 .

          Your keyboard must smell nice.

          +3 -0
  • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

    Does anyone still dress up for Halloween? Or is it just me?

    +5 -0
    • mr.spine October 20, 2017

      @oathbreaker psycho clown, day of the dead, baby mask psycho killer. This year idk yet.

      +2 -0
      • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

        @mr.spine I made my own, fucking serial killer shit...Who knows, might get to use it one day. If a doctor told me, "Son, you've got 6 months, there's nothing we can do, you're not going to get any better, in fact, you'll get worse," I got one thing to say...Look out, world

        +4 -0
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      When you dress up for Halloween, does it include panties and bra?

      +2 -1
      • oathbreaker October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout No man, panties and bra is Casual Friday, every Friday

        +5 -0
    • felterupgood October 20, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      I dress down... I take off my clothes and scare the shit out of the kiddies. It's the one day of the year they come to me !

      +3 -0
  • ouch October 20, 2017

    We haven't had much rain here in Sydney Australia for a while and Being Friday it rains all day long just in time for the FUCKING WEEKEND! But they say it will be gone by tomorrow (Saturday, YEAH RIGHT!)

    So after working a 10 shift the drive home took me over a fucking hour to get in my front fucking door because DUMB CUNTS cant drive in the rain or MERGE on to a fucking Freeway without their fucking brains exploding!

    WHAT IN THE MOTHER BLUE FUCK! ASSHOILIC BITCHES CUNTS!

    Ah Now I feel better

    So.....how the fuck are the rest of you Shitters?

    +2 -7
    • letmefindout October 20, 2017

      @ouch

      For such a job well done, this vids for you

      https://www.kaotic.com/video/7bCRJ3TE_20171118142251

      +1 -1
      • ouch October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout

        Fuck that's nasty

        but all Women started out as male

        So your all GAY!

        +2 -4
        • sbohica October 20, 2017

          @ouch

          Man, sorry to bust your bubble gum but we all actually start out as female...

          We lucky ones get tossed that X chromosome, so we can rule the planet and put the bitches in their place making sammichas!

          +8 -2
          • ouch October 20, 2017

            @sbohica Looks like we are doing a BANG up job of ruling the planet huh

            So we're still all gay right? Just the better type of gay?

            +1 -3
          • ouch October 20, 2017

            @sbohica OR.... ( gotta love Google)

            In Common Language, We Can Say All Mammals Essentially Start as Females, but Technically that Statement isn’t Correct

            Using the reasoning above, we can say “all mammals essentially start as females” to keep things simple, but as noted, this not totally correct.

            Modern science thinks of the gonads being like a blank slate to start. The gonads then develop into testes and ovaries depending on genetic factors including, but not limited to, the presence of a Y chromosome.

            The process is ongoing starting at around 6 weeks, and a complex cascade of genetic products in proper dosages and at precise times is required to for male/female structures like the traditional testes or ovaries to form.

            The testes or ovaries, or a mix of both in some cases, help determine other the sex organs. Sex organs develop after the body releases hormones which may or may not be absorbed in a particular way if they occur at any given time, and in any doses, and interact in a specific way with a host of genetic factors. There is a lot of room for variation, making simple claims elusive.

            Technically humans don’t start female, and even if they did X and Y aren’t technically “female or male” chromosomes; there are XX males for instance (the development of sex organs is more about hormonal express and reception then the instructions in the genetic code itself).

            In other words, not only is making claims about sex complicated in the first few weeks of gestation, it is actually questionable that the binary male/female distinction can be properly made after development either.

            Thus, saying all mammals start as female based on a lack of gonadal development and the expression of the X gene only isn’t correct in technical terms, but it is essentially correct in layman’s terms for to illustrate the general point in casual conversation (that is, for the first few weeks of gestation only the X gene expresses

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            • sbohica October 20, 2017

              @ouch

              Dude.... I got a third of the way reading that, had to stop and take a xanax to continue on.

              I'm gonna have to read again. My gonads started hurting.

              +7 -2
              • GrimmWilder October 20, 2017

                @sbohica +++

                I feel asleep twice getting through it.....lol

                +3 -2
              • ouch October 21, 2017

                @sbohica It's not hard to copy paste

                +1 -4
        • mr.spine October 20, 2017

          @ouch only my tip is.

          +2 -0
      • sarge07 October 20, 2017

        @letmefindout I dated a woman last week that has one of those, I'm seeing her again tomorrow eve at my place. Animal in bed

        +1 -0
    • maddog123 October 20, 2017

      @ouch its funny/strange that you mentioned driving home in the rain how do you stay dry riding on the back of one of them kangaroos and also how do you wreck a kangaroo ??? Its always bothered me when I'm stoned or on acid and my brain kinda brings it up in discussion

      +9 -1
      • mr.spine October 20, 2017

        @maddog123 lol wreck a roo

        +2 -0
        • sarge07 October 20, 2017

          @mr.spine rent a roo

          +1 -0
      • ouch October 20, 2017

        @maddog123

        We wear dry as a bone

        you crazy cunt +1

        +3 -4
    • mr.spine October 20, 2017

      Shits good shits gonna get better. Its not rock hard or runny today's a good day.

      +2 -0
      • maddog123 October 20, 2017

        @mr.spine I hate runny shits it desolves toilet paper causing it to get all over your fingers and I do not like big thick turds because I have a virgin ass hole and they take for ever to plop the water causing ass splash I personally like shrimp shits but they are rare and because I'm a big eater off pussy/steaks/potatoes I have big turd shits and that's why i m always walking around with wet pants not because I piss on my self which I do on ocassions but because of splash backs from big falling turds in my toilet OK I'm glad we had this disscusion because now I got to go and try and take a shit hello

        +6 -1
        • mr.spine October 20, 2017

          @maddog123 splash back helps them get out easy. Wtf is the witch craft of the clean wipe my ass tryna pull my leg.

          +1 -0
        • felterupgood October 20, 2017

          @maddog123

          Just float a few paper towels in the bowl and they will catch the turds like a net catches the circus performers.

          +3 -0
  • nybadguy October 20, 2017

    Hungover like a MF at work. Gonna be a long long day

    +3 -1
    • sbohica October 20, 2017

      @nybadguy

      You've got the medicine my brother. Pack that bowl and hit it softly but hit it hard...

      Tuna boat is coming.

      +9 -2
      • nybadguy October 20, 2017

        @sbohica HAHA. My boss tuned me up with a few bumps and some narcos. Helped ALOT

        +1 -0
    • felterupgood October 20, 2017

      @nybadguy

      When are you going to grow upand stop doing that to yourself?

      +2 -0
      • nybadguy October 20, 2017

        @felterupgood never bro. You only live once why stop something i enjoy doing once a week.

        +1 -0
  • truckingman October 20, 2017

    I am wondering if anyone knew what happen to Dave. I have not him post any comments for about a month to two months. I am just wondering about a freind.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0 -0
    • ouch October 20, 2017

      @truckingman He is OK

      I will ask him to drop by and say hello

      He sends his regards

      Cheers Robby :)

      PS

      The wics is almost done :)

      +2 -4
  • felterupgood October 20, 2017

    Went to my doctor today and he said "I've got some bad news and some good news"

    I said give ne the bad news.... He said "you're sick" I said whats the good news?

    He said.... See that blonde lab assistant with the perfect ass and big perky titties?

    I said yes... He said " I'm fucking her.

    +3 -0
    • ouch October 20, 2017

      @felterupgood

      I'm only wearing a wig

      I'm actually almost bald!

      +1 -4
      • felterupgood October 20, 2017

        @ouch

        Yes i see your picture. Who picked out that puffy pirate shirt you are wearing?

        +2 -0
  • GrimmWilder October 21, 2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsP7mo3MkrU

    +4 -2
 
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