Talk some shit about being worst of the worst Bitches!
I knew a guy who always said "Nothing says love and commitment like pissing in the dishwasher and shitting in the fridge."
My wife would neuter me in my sleep if i pulled some shit like that.....lol
That's just fucking wrong bro!!!
@letmefindout nasty, just nasty
@sarge07 Grimm asked for the worst of the worst
Peace to all and all a good piss..
@what now? whats next?
There two M's in Grimm ya knuckle-dragging scissorbilled jughead,.,.,.,.,lol
What do you wish existed?
@mr.spine I wish we could travel to other galaxies and see what's out there, I suppose I wish we had the technology to do that. Oh, and an honest politician that'd be nice.
Star Trek fan?
I wish I was Captain Kirk, so that during sex, no matter how nooted the girl was, I could go where no man has gone before
@GrimmWilder Fuck yes I'm a Star Trek fan. I love all of them, Voyager wasn't that great IMO but I still watched it. You into it?
Yup,...the old, new, TV and Movies,....all of it!.,,.lol ,
I'm an astronomy freakazoid! Ive been studying it and self teaching myself on our vast cosmos.
It is absolutely mind blowing what is out there. The fabric of spacetime and Einstein's general relativity, gravity, GBRs all the way down to radio waves.
The collision of the two neutron stars we just detected. That collision shit out 4 earth mass equivalents of Gold!!!
Uh, so, um, yeah. I like space. Its rad.
@sbohica see any spaceass ye?
@sbohica yep, we have great sky watching here in Arizona, I scope.have seen some wondrous things through me telescope.
How far away are the clouds of alcohol. If we reached them would be a open refuel station you can make rocket fuel using alcohol. I am not 100% just a thought.
@ketamine<3 I would just be happy to know what the FUCK!!! is behind door number three FUCK!!!
@maddog123 I don't know, but I heard it thinks you are squishy and would taste good
@ketamine<3 Honest politician?? When that happens there will be peace in the Mideast, and men will finally understand women.
Fucking fuck fuck I knew I shouldn't have put candy in that goddam candy blow I mean bowl so soon the old lady's goddam cats used it for a litter box and shit/pissed all in the fucking candy!!!
What to do what to do???
That's a lot of candy to waste dammit!!!
Give it away to the slow kids. Waste not want not.
@letmefindout there's plenty of them here !!!
There's a lot of uncle fuckers here in the south !
@letmefindout have I ever told you I'm an uncle five over !?
@maddog123 FUCK CATS!
Yes Fuck cats!
Yes. Fuck pussy!
@GrimmWilder zip ties and duck tape will fit them
@mr.spine I'd pay a dollar to see you try
@maddog123 If the candy is wrapped individually, I'd just rinse it off in the sink, and call it good...It's not like YOU'RE eating it
Maybe the parents won't recognize there children's teeth turning brown or yellow ???
The bad breath will tip them off first.
@letmefindout not a chance I lost all my teeth years ago eating strange smelling pussys years ago !!!
No teeth no smelly breath unless you count the shit on my fingers/hand from using cheap toilet paper or when I'm fucking drunk/wasted dropped the roll in the toilet and had to use my hand to wipe forgetting to wash said hand off and going back to my chair/watch TV /drink some more !
Your keyboard must smell nice.
Does anyone still dress up for Halloween? Or is it just me?
@oathbreaker psycho clown, day of the dead, baby mask psycho killer. This year idk yet.
@mr.spine I made my own, fucking serial killer shit...Who knows, might get to use it one day. If a doctor told me, "Son, you've got 6 months, there's nothing we can do, you're not going to get any better, in fact, you'll get worse," I got one thing to say...Look out, world
When you dress up for Halloween, does it include panties and bra?
@letmefindout No man, panties and bra is Casual Friday, every Friday
I dress down... I take off my clothes and scare the shit out of the kiddies. It's the one day of the year they come to me !
We haven't had much rain here in Sydney Australia for a while and Being Friday it rains all day long just in time for the FUCKING WEEKEND! But they say it will be gone by tomorrow (Saturday, YEAH RIGHT!)
So after working a 10 shift the drive home took me over a fucking hour to get in my front fucking door because DUMB CUNTS cant drive in the rain or MERGE on to a fucking Freeway without their fucking brains exploding!
WHAT IN THE MOTHER BLUE FUCK! ASSHOILIC BITCHES CUNTS!
Ah Now I feel better
So.....how the fuck are the rest of you Shitters?
For such a job well done, this vids for you
Fuck that's nasty
but all Women started out as male
So your all GAY!
Man, sorry to bust your bubble gum but we all actually start out as female...
We lucky ones get tossed that X chromosome, so we can rule the planet and put the bitches in their place making sammichas!
@sbohica Looks like we are doing a BANG up job of ruling the planet huh
So we're still all gay right? Just the better type of gay?
@sbohica OR.... ( gotta love Google)
In Common Language, We Can Say All Mammals Essentially Start as Females, but Technically that Statement isn’t Correct
Using the reasoning above, we can say “all mammals essentially start as females” to keep things simple, but as noted, this not totally correct.
Modern science thinks of the gonads being like a blank slate to start. The gonads then develop into testes and ovaries depending on genetic factors including, but not limited to, the presence of a Y chromosome.
The process is ongoing starting at around 6 weeks, and a complex cascade of genetic products in proper dosages and at precise times is required to for male/female structures like the traditional testes or ovaries to form.
The testes or ovaries, or a mix of both in some cases, help determine other the sex organs. Sex organs develop after the body releases hormones which may or may not be absorbed in a particular way if they occur at any given time, and in any doses, and interact in a specific way with a host of genetic factors. There is a lot of room for variation, making simple claims elusive.
Technically humans don’t start female, and even if they did X and Y aren’t technically “female or male” chromosomes; there are XX males for instance (the development of sex organs is more about hormonal express and reception then the instructions in the genetic code itself).
In other words, not only is making claims about sex complicated in the first few weeks of gestation, it is actually questionable that the binary male/female distinction can be properly made after development either.
Thus, saying all mammals start as female based on a lack of gonadal development and the expression of the X gene only isn’t correct in technical terms, but it is essentially correct in layman’s terms for to illustrate the general point in casual conversation (that is, for the first few weeks of gestation only the X gene expresses
Dude.... I got a third of the way reading that, had to stop and take a xanax to continue on.
I'm gonna have to read again. My gonads started hurting.
I feel asleep twice getting through it.....lol
@sbohica It's not hard to copy paste
@ouch only my tip is.
@letmefindout I dated a woman last week that has one of those, I'm seeing her again tomorrow eve at my place. Animal in bed
@ouch its funny/strange that you mentioned driving home in the rain how do you stay dry riding on the back of one of them kangaroos and also how do you wreck a kangaroo ??? Its always bothered me when I'm stoned or on acid and my brain kinda brings it up in discussion
@maddog123 lol wreck a roo
@mr.spine rent a roo
We wear dry as a bone
you crazy cunt +1
Shits good shits gonna get better. Its not rock hard or runny today's a good day.
@mr.spine I hate runny shits it desolves toilet paper causing it to get all over your fingers and I do not like big thick turds because I have a virgin ass hole and they take for ever to plop the water causing ass splash I personally like shrimp shits but they are rare and because I'm a big eater off pussy/steaks/potatoes I have big turd shits and that's why i m always walking around with wet pants not because I piss on my self which I do on ocassions but because of splash backs from big falling turds in my toilet OK I'm glad we had this disscusion because now I got to go and try and take a shit hello
@maddog123 splash back helps them get out easy. Wtf is the witch craft of the clean wipe my ass tryna pull my leg.
Just float a few paper towels in the bowl and they will catch the turds like a net catches the circus performers.
Hungover like a MF at work. Gonna be a long long day
You've got the medicine my brother. Pack that bowl and hit it softly but hit it hard...
Tuna boat is coming.
@sbohica HAHA. My boss tuned me up with a few bumps and some narcos. Helped ALOT
When are you going to grow upand stop doing that to yourself?
@felterupgood never bro. You only live once why stop something i enjoy doing once a week.
I am wondering if anyone knew what happen to Dave. I have not him post any comments for about a month to two months. I am just wondering about a freind.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
@truckingman He is OK
I will ask him to drop by and say hello
He sends his regards
Cheers Robby :)
The wics is almost done :)
Went to my doctor today and he said "I've got some bad news and some good news"
I said give ne the bad news.... He said "you're sick" I said whats the good news?
He said.... See that blonde lab assistant with the perfect ass and big perky titties?
I said yes... He said " I'm fucking her.
I'm only wearing a wig
I'm actually almost bald!
Yes i see your picture. Who picked out that puffy pirate shirt you are wearing?