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November 10, 2017

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  • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

    For the FIRST time in my CS.com career i'm sayin 'FIRST'!

    +5 -6
    • ouch November 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      That's the first Sweet pickle I've ever seen that needs a hair cut!

      +3 -5
    • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I know what you're up to...You want a head start on that neg list, don't ya? Well, I'll have no part in it! +1, sir!

      +4 -1
  • toreal November 10, 2017

    Fuck Trump

    +7 -4
    • ouch November 10, 2017

      @toreal Only If you must but please film it and send it in

      Oh and write CS on his ass so we know it's real

      +6 -7
      • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

        @ouch lol I'd love to see CS written on trumps butt cheeks

        +1 -1
    • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

      @toreal Are you saying that as a command? Like, telling someone to fuck trump? Or is it more of like a "I want to, but I don't wanna lose my man card, so I'll just say it loud and mean," sort of thing?

      +4 -2
      • prolurkercrazy November 10, 2017

        @oathbreaker,

        I think it's more of a statement like "Fuck you, Trump!"

        +1 -1
    • prolurkercrazy November 10, 2017

      @toreal,

      Trump is busy sucking off Putin in Asia.

      Just sayin'

      +3 -5
      • toreal November 10, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy +1

        +1 -4
      • vivalamigra November 10, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy You are such a fag. Always with the gay stuff concerning the president, especially after #44 was the first fag president.

        +5 -5
        • prolurkercrazy November 10, 2017

          @vivalamigra,

          For the amount you call people "fags" or refer to gay sexual thing s you really are the biggest closeted homosexual on this site!

          +2 -1
        • prolurkercrazy November 10, 2017

          @vivalamigra I am just quoting Steven Colbert that Trump's mouth is just a fuck hole for Putin.

          +2 -1
  • letmefindout November 10, 2017

    Boy these re-directs are insane tonight. Especially the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) which is India based.

    +4 -2
    • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

      @letmefindout Yep, I went through the same thing till I signed in...But, I'm a VIP, so, ya know.....

      +1 -0
      • letmefindout November 10, 2017

        @oathbreaker

        The old "Your Flash Player is "out dated" (BSOD) is one of the oldest re-directs there is. And when you call the number, the Indian pricks charge you an arm and a leg to unlock your PC.

        +1 -2
        • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

          @letmefindout Yeah, we've truly been blessed with all this technology

          +1 -0
      • letmefindout November 10, 2017

        @oathbreaker I'm surprised that they even bother to load into my IPO after I sent them Pac-Man which crashed their entire star network based servers. Maybe they need another early Christmas present.

        +1 -1
        • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

          @letmefindout I'm technologically illiterate, so, I don't really understand what you just said. But, I like your spunk....Fucking go for it

          +1 -0
          • letmefindout November 10, 2017

            @oathbreaker

            Done as of 4:31am EST

            +1 -2
            • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

              @letmefindout God Speed, Son, God Speed +As much as it fucking takes...

              +1 -0
  • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

    I'm thinking about getting some chickens next year...I know a thing or two about raising and taking care of them, but, does anyone have any tips/tricks they would like to share? Might get a couple other people around interested....I'm looking your way, Robbie

    +3 -0
    • letmefindout November 10, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      It's all about the feed, space/comfort and temperature.

      +1 -1
    • happyjack November 10, 2017

      @oathbreaker marinated in Soy Vay and grilled puts a smile on my face. Oh you mean raising them not eating them....

      +5 -3
      • wombatbytes November 10, 2017

        @happyjack : BBQ-ed coffee brined drumsticks are the best!

        +5 -0
        • happyjack November 10, 2017

          @wombatbytes I'll give it a shot!

          +3 -2
          • sbohica November 10, 2017

            @happyjack

            Pour out half a can beer, add seasonings, marinade. Ram that up the chickens ass. Dry rub, grill bout an hour. Good shit!

            +4 -4
            • happyjack November 10, 2017

              @sbohica yeah beer can chicken been there, good stuff. I'm more of a thigh guy though....

              +2 -3
      • oathbreaker November 11, 2017

        @happyjack Yeah, but I'll keep that in mind

        +1 -0
    • sbohica November 10, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      I wud recommend getting them as chicks from a local farmers co-op and raising them. Get you a cpl of cocks and enjoy all the free eggs and yard bird you desire.

      +6 -2
      • oathbreaker November 11, 2017

        @sbohica Yeah, I was gonna get chicks and raise them. I don't want no genetically fucked with ones, either...That shit's just fucked up, the plants, the animals, all getting poked and prodded and changed...No thanks, I'll pass

        +1 -0
    • felterupgood November 10, 2017

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      +2 -3
      • oathbreaker November 11, 2017

        @felterupgood I had some rabbits in the past, I'm thinking about straightening up the cage and grabbing up some more of them, too...I'm fucking shocked at how many people don't know about rabbit starvation, but, good on ya to bring it up and educate the unknowing masses

        +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

    If you see a new member called 'Ragnar Lothbrok' .....it's me!.....lol

    +4 -5
    • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder You're a social chameleon

      +2 -0
      • letmefindout November 10, 2017

        @oathbreaker

        Or as Boy George said "Karma Chameleon."

        +0 -2
      • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

        @oathbreaker ...I don't see what you mean...

        A chameleon blends in........i don't blend..

        +3 -2
        • oathbreaker November 11, 2017

          @GrimmWilder Changing with your surroundings?

          +1 -0
        • oathbreaker November 11, 2017

          @GrimmWilder And maybe you can independently move your eyes in all directions?

          +1 -0
  • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

    God damn these redirects are fucking crazy! It started yesterday for me.. used to be once a visit, now it's every time I click something on every visit! This is bullshit!

    +1 -1
    • Cory H. November 10, 2017

      @ketamine<3 ,

      Phone or PC?

      +2 -1
      • oathbreaker November 10, 2017

        @Cory H. PC for me

        +1 -0
      • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

        @Cory H. iPad

        +1 -1
      • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

        @Cory H. Next time it does it I'll write down what it directs me to. It 3 different sites.

        +1 -1
      • luvthick November 10, 2017

        @Cory H.

        Mobile, getting tired of dealing with it.

        +2 -1
        • vivalamigra November 10, 2017

          @luvthick Blame Trump, No wait Columbus!

          +4 -4
          • happyjack November 10, 2017

            @vivalamigra compartmentalize.

            +3 -4
      • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

        @Cory H. Just happened to me again. I redirects me to one site, then another, and another within seconds.. sorry I couldn't get the first two but I got the third and fourth.

        M62-general .com

        Live2delivery. .com

        I will try and get the first ones next time. Thank you for looking to this

        +1 -1
        • felterupgood November 10, 2017

          @ketamine<3

          If the pop up blocker blocks something you want to open you can select "open in new tab" to load it... or you can disable it for specific websites that connect you with the porn video you clicked on.

          +2 -1
          • ketamine<3 November 11, 2017

            @felterupgood I never clicked on porn, just videos or tried to comment on CS.

            +0 -1
      • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

        @Cory H. Happened again..

        destyy. Com

        Pop ash. Com

        +0 -1
      • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

        @Cory H.

        Popcash. Com* my bad

        +0 -1
    • felterupgood November 10, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      Yes.... I did quite a bit of research to find out why Edge and Chrome and IE pop up blocker doesn't work. Found a free blocker for Edge and it seem to be killing that annoying stuff. AdBlock Plus ...has icon of stop sign shape, red with ABP

      Doesn't work with other browsers .... not recommending it... just sayin i'm using it.

      +2 -2
    • crazyshit-mike November 10, 2017

      @ketamine<3 sorry about this! we've made some updates and disabled some ads. let us know if you continue to experience the auto-redirects

      +2 -0
      • ketamine<3 November 11, 2017

        @crazyshit-mike

        Will do thank you I'll give it a day before I get back to you.

        +0 -1
      • ketamine<3 November 11, 2017

        @crazyshit-mike not happening anymore. Thank you for your quick response and fixing of whatever the problem was. As much time as I spend on this site that was very annoying! Again I thank you sir :)

        +0 -1
  • nybadguy November 10, 2017

    What a fuckin hangover. Happy friday shit heads

    +0 -0
  • vivalamigra November 10, 2017

    According to the internet Africa never had slavery, and never would have if not for Columbus. Native peoples in the Americas never had slaves either. The thing about the Egyptians was made up by the Jews.

    +4 -4
    • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      And all those Jews never died in WW 2.....Nazis were misunderstood....we never went to the moon and Santa really IS real!!!!!

      +3 -3
    • happyjack November 10, 2017

      @vivalamigra sounds like you need to do a better job locating reputable internet sites.

      +2 -4
      • prolurkercrazy November 10, 2017

        @happyjack nah, he just wants to read sites that agree with his fucking distorted world view.

        +1 -0
  • sarge07 November 10, 2017

    Anyone else getting the fake Microsoft security alert that locks your computer so you can't back out?

    +2 -0
    • letmefindout November 10, 2017

      @sarge07 `

      BSOD (See above). Alt + Ctrl + Del. Highlight Explorer and end task. Close and restart.

      +1 -2
      • sarge07 November 10, 2017

        @letmefindout yep

        +1 -0
  • sarge07 November 10, 2017

    And a fake Microsoft updates page

    +2 -0
  • sarge07 November 10, 2017

    And a fake Adobe update page, seems the shits starting again

    +3 -0
    • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

      @sarge07 I've been getting all sorts of shit started two days ago hence my post last night. It's fucking dumb I can only click on two things before I have to go to the home page and start over.

      +0 -1
      • sarge07 November 10, 2017

        @ketamine<3 yep, just got another one

        +1 -0
  • picklehiesner November 10, 2017

    Tried to write CS on my girls titties to send in but she said get away from me you sick fuck. Sorry

    +7 -0
    • ketamine<3 November 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner you tried... I applaud you for doing that sir.

      +1 -1
    • felterupgood November 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      You should have paid off her credit card

      +3 -3
    • ouch November 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner chloroform

      +4 -5
    • happyjack November 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner the effort is commendable.

      +3 -3
    • thebutcher18 November 10, 2017

      @picklehiesner damn

      +0 -0
  • sbohica November 10, 2017

    CEU's can bite my balls. Are any of y'all familiar with Cotards Syndrome? Its when a person thinks they have died or that parts of their bodies no longer exist! Psychosis is fucked up!!! Some of you bitches already know this tho...

    +4 -3
    • felterupgood November 10, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

      +1 -2
      • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

        @felterupgood ...Oh my Brethren you are 'Preaching to the choir'!!

        I had to pay a $1400 phone bill from exwife #2 calling a psychic hotline.......I Shit you not!!!!

        It's been many years and it STILL pisses me off.....lol

        +3 -2
    • ouch November 10, 2017

      @sbohica Is that an explanation on how sbohica died and came back to CS alive?

      Is it contagious because that means you were hanging out with Ron and you 2 got kinda close? .........Waaaayyyyyyy to close

      +3 -5
      • sbohica November 10, 2017

        @ouch

        No, no. Its cuz you're fat and can't even get in the top ten of a site you've been a member of for years.

        +4 -5
        • ouch November 10, 2017

          @sbohica Actually I am 46 years old living the good life

          Yes I am a 5'5 little midget But I cold kick your ass any day of the week

          I am down to 174 pounds which is 79 Kilo as I have been eating right and walking and kayaking so if that makes me fat I am OK with that

          I work for a living not leaving much time to get out and exercise

          It seems these days the top of that list can only be reached by getting +20's on racists rants and using multi account to bring others down so I'd rather not be on that list at all these days. We have all seen people on that list drop 1200 points over night and others increase by about the same amount so I'd say your argument is flawed You still have not addressed your fake death & every time it is brought you avoid the conversation

          So please until you actually grow a set and talk civil to me leave me alone as I am not interested in your lies any more

          Sure we can poke fun at each other here but you are just nasty and full of hate

          I'm changing for the better I hope you do as well

          Cheers Enjoy the site and I like your new avatar it suits you well

          +6 -5
          • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

            @ouch .....Wait, (not getting into yall's thing) but yer 5'5"!??.....how do you see over the steering wheel?.....lol

            +4 -4
            • ouch November 10, 2017

              @GrimmWilder Ever seen short round Indiana Jones?

              +4 -5
            • sbohica November 10, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              He still has his potty seat he sits on. Then ties blocks to his size 4's. Bwaaahahahaha

              +4 -5
              • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

                @sbohica

                What in the heck-fire IS that avatar??

                +3 -3
            • picklehiesner November 10, 2017

              @GrimmWilder cunt can milk a kangaroo standing up

              +4 -0
          • sbohica November 10, 2017

            @ouch

            HEY FUCKSTICK!!!!!

            Read. You REPLIED to me you ignorant fuck! As usual, I was not talking to you!

            And keep dreaming about that ass kicking you limp arm faggot! Ive yaked for years, whoop d do. Ive got a venture flex 11. Wats yours? You're like a fucking gnat!

            +4 -6
      • felterupgood November 10, 2017

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        +2 -5
        • ouch November 10, 2017

          @felterupgood I think the entire point thing is FUCKING STUPID

          How the fuck is a new member supposed to make it to the precious board if some cunt that has been here weeks ahead of them is like 3000? Reset the fucking thing weekly and only have the + and not the - so that the cunt making the wics doesn't have to sift through all the comments to make it, that way the members decide the wics list not this points crap which seems to get everyone bent out of shape and is obviously being manipulated based on hate of a member rather than the comment themselves.

          I mean really a 1200 points loss in a day! We don't have that many active members!

          This thing is about as rigged as it gets unless i'm on top then I say Good job and go me

          lol

          I bet some cunt here Negs me for that when it is meant to be funny!

          Wait till next WICS cunts I will ad my Negs to my + to give my score and I shall RULE THE WICS Mohahahahaha

          Funny if by doing that I still don't make the cut ey cunts LOL

          Fuck you all and suck my balls

          +4 -4
          • felterupgood November 10, 2017

            @ouch

            I get it... I just don't see how a few members could do that much work to look up you comments and neg over a thousand.

            No one know when the count was started but to find a thousand comments to neg ...or 500 for two neggers or 333 for three neggers is a HELL of a lot of work.

            This tends to imply that something else is going on.

            +2 -2
            • letmefindout November 11, 2017

              @felterupgood

              October 1st

              +0 -0
            • ouch November 11, 2017

              @felterupgood October 1st

              +1 -4
    • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

      @sbohica

      Cotard delusion is a rare mental illness in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are already dead, do not exist, are putrefying, or have lost their blood or internal organs.

      I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!!!!

      +5 -4
      • felterupgood November 10, 2017

        This comment has been deleted

        +1 -5
        • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

          @felterupgood ...LOL.HAA!...Nigga'Please...lol...they'll want them checks even after death...lol

          I wish i knew how to get in on the receiving end of those checks....lol

          +2 -4
  • GrimmWilder November 10, 2017

    If I were King of the Forest

    Not queen, not duke, not prince

    My regal robes of the forest

    Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz

    I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl

    With a ruff and a ruff and a royal growl - woof

    As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel!

    And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow!

    And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!

    Each rabbit would show respect to me

    The chipmunks genuflect to me

    Though my tail would lash, I would show compash

    For every underling!

    If I - If I - were King!

    Just King!

    +2 -3
    • felterupgood November 10, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      If I were the king of the world

      Tell you what I'd do

      I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war

      Make sweet love to Ivanka !!!

      +3 -3
      • happyjack November 10, 2017

        @felterupgood is that little hanger on your avitatar so you can hang on the board leader's belt loop. Just swinging around there, like a little mascot

        +3 -4
 
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