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November 17, 2017

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  • luvthick November 17, 2017

    TGIF!

    Going to check out Justice League today.

    Not sure yet about the weekend, maybe I'll just chill out and scratch my balls like Maddog.

    ;-)

    +9 -5
    • wombatbytes November 17, 2017

      @luvthick : POETS day.

      Piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday.

      +9 -0
      • GrimmWilder November 17, 2017

        @wombatbytes ....POETS day?!?...well then:...

        Little Bo Peep fucked his sheep

        Blew a horse, licked his feet

        he ate his ass so very nice

        Tongued his balls not once but twice.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

        +12 -7
        • kore November 17, 2017

          @GrimmWilder hehehe.

          +6 -2
        • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Tweedle dee dee, tweedle dee dum

          Come take a ride on my pulsating tongue

          But if you've got a cock, Ill scream and shout

          Lob that shit off, and let you bleed out

          +7 -4
        • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Well, I jumped for the saddle, and the saddle wasn't there

          And I ran my pecker up that old gray mare....I can do this all fucking day

          +6 -4
          • GrimmWilder November 17, 2017

            I'm the janitor of this fucking place,

            and i'd like to smash your fucking face,

            if yer the fagg that whacks his balls,

            and squirts all over these nasty walls.,.,.,,..,

            +10 -8
            • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

              @GrimmWilder You're the Bob Ross of poetry... That one really paints a picture

              +6 -5
            • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              Drinkie, drinkie at the bar

              There once was sun, but now there's stars

              Drunk as fuck on Friday night

              Played some pool, then lost a fight

              Drinkie, drinkie at the bar

              Hersh ish amsh ish firsh hish gar

              +6 -5
          • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

            @oathbreaker For the record, I didn't make that one up...Me dear ole Dad taught it to me

            +6 -4
        • felterupgood November 17, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Ok... here's one I made up after getting chased while poaching ... My nick was "Red" back in the college days.

          Clifford Moor was one hell of a man

          He caught everyone who hunted on his land

          Except Mr. Red who proved to be faster

          When he out ran Clifford on his own pasture

          Clifford saw Red hunting on one dreary day

          And swore to put him in jail to stay

          He revved up his Jeep and let out the clutch

          But Red continued to stay out of touch.

          Red ran hard, he ran real fast

          He came to a bob wire fence at last

          He jumped over then he was off

          But Clifford hit the fence and bounced back off

          HAHLT shouted Clifford and I'll make it easy on you brother

          But Red shouted back, make it easy on your own self you mother

          One of these days Clifford and Red will meet

          And one will have to suffer defeat

          Who will suffer I just can't tell

          Guess you'll have to wait till we all get to HELL !

          +9 -11
          • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

            @felterupgood Fuck man, Crazyshit's full of poets, and we didn't even know it('s)....

            +8 -6
        • happyjack November 17, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          There once was a tranny named grimmwild

          She liked it rough or even mild

          With her fat ass in the air and her pretty long hair, if she could only bare a child.

          +9 -6
          • GrimmWilder November 17, 2017

            @Bo-peep

            Hey diddle diddle,

            The cat and the fiddle,

            The cow jumped over the moon.

            That's more than yer lazy mamy do,

            That fat, fuckin' smelly sheboon.,,.,.,.

            +10 -8
            • happyjack November 18, 2017

              @my little pony

              Jack and Pony went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

              Pony fell down and Jack went around to bust a big nut inside her.

              +6 -4
        • picklehiesner November 17, 2017

          @GrimmWilder OOOOOOH !

          +5 -2
    • letmefindout November 17, 2017

      @luvthick

      Saw it (Justice League). Mediocre at best. Interesting fact. Rotten Tomatoes panned the movie. The company who made the movie holds a financial interest in Rotten Tomatoes. I'm wondering who will be unemployed next week.

      +3 -5
    • letmefindout November 17, 2017

      @luvthick

      FYI, I'm a major comic book collector who is partial to the DC line.

      +3 -4
      • luvthick November 17, 2017

        @letmefindout

        I hold no partialities, at least I don't think so.

        ;-)

        +5 -2
      • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

        @letmefindout

        I collect coins, and Mickey Mouse watches....lol

        +7 -4
        • letmefindout November 18, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          I do construction and real estate. It's surprising the things that people leave behind, or better, when someone dies and their family's leave stuff behind.

          +2 -4
          • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

            @letmefindout ...I used to do allot of remodel work,....kitchen-n-bath mostly.....

            I like to leave a little time capsule in a wall...just a newspaper with the names of everybody on the crew and what the weather is like that day written on it...

            I found one just like that on one of my 1st jobs.....the paper was printed two days after JFK was shot on the front page.....my boss kept it, framed it and hung it in his office..

            That's what got me started leaving them for other people to find,.,.,,.,.

            +7 -4
            • felterupgood November 18, 2017

              @GrimmWilder

              Couldn't you just have a kid?

              +5 -10
  • kore November 17, 2017

    Why the fuck am I up with you CS retards, I have to be on the road at 8am.... Which makes me even more retarded than you all...

    +11 -1
    • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

      @kore "Us" CS retards....Ha, open your eyes, boy....Sounds like you're part of the clan...You're one of "us" now. Kiss your morals goodbye

      +9 -4
    • luvthick November 17, 2017

      @kore

      LMAO!

      I literally just thought the samething!

      ;-)

      +6 -2
    • wombatbytes November 17, 2017

      @kore : 5: 00 pm in this civilised part of the world

      +10 -0
    • felterupgood November 17, 2017

      @kore

      Well, It's 2:30 in Bama and I'm peeing in an orange juice bottle because it's too hard to hit the opening in a coke bottle. I'm too lazy to go to the toilet.

      I gotta get my ass up by 8 and try to fix my welder and then get set up to harvest about 4 tons of sugar cane next week. At 90 gallons of juice per ton I'll be getting 350... which will cook down to 100+ gallons of syrup.

      ...and that, boys and girls? is why I'm so sweet !

      +10 -10
      • omnomnom November 17, 2017

        @felterupgood lol

        +3 -2
      • happyjack November 17, 2017

        Here Ye Here Ye. I have an official PG announcement to make:

        Due to the apparent lack of indoor plumbing and the collection of empty beverage containers littered at bedside, Catboy will now officially be know as "Pigpen" around here.

        +11 -7
        • letmefindout November 17, 2017

          @happyjack

          Does this mean my avatar is in jeopardy?

          +7 -6
          • felterupgood November 17, 2017

            @letmefindout

            No, It means that some people have so much desire for attention that they LACK the honor and dignity to respect people who want to be left alone.

            +8 -11
            • letmefindout November 17, 2017

              @felterupgood

              I'm feelin' ya

              +3 -8
            • sbohica November 17, 2017

              @felterupgood

              I'm sorry but this is a website that people choose to come to and participate.

              If you're a pussy that cries "please leave me alone", in a digital fucking fantasy place....

              THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

              Man the fuck up people. This is fantasy, anonymity! Fuckin aye. Goddamn spineless mfs!

              +14 -11
              • felterupgood November 17, 2017

                @sbohica

                Call me old fashion but I believe there is still honor among men and diplomacy should be the first course of action.

                You can lose your head and fight with everyone but that's not where I chose to put my effort.

                +8 -11
                • sbohica November 17, 2017

                  @felterupgood

                  Well, I'm not fighting, not even a little.

                  But this is a website where nobody really knows each other. A lot of y'all are taking this place too literal!!!

                  I hope that all of you put this much energy into your real lives. Your family, your kids if u have some. Cuz this shit here is gettin bat shit stupid!

                  +12 -12
                  • felterupgood November 17, 2017

                    @sbohica

                    I hope no one knows me or where I live.

                    You have been around long enough to know this site sometimes has seen some scary comments that make you think "I'm glad that guy isn't my neighbor.... he seems a little confused about what's real. "

                    +7 -10
                    • happyjack November 18, 2017

                      @felterupgood its a joke, get over yourself.

                      I come here to have fun. Loosen up quit being so unity and uptight and learn to laugh at yourself.

                      Nobody gives a fuck about where you live or anything else. I have a wife, kids, mortgage payment, car payments, and work 60 hours a week I don't spend my free time worrying about you, but I do like to joke with you because you have a stick up your ass. But you'll just ignore this and continue walking around with that stick up there trying to prove a point that nobody cares about lol

                      +12 -5
                      • oathbreaker November 18, 2017

                        @happyjack I agree, completely. Laughing at yourself is probably a good thing. People should never take themselves too seriously. It just makes you a dickhead or just plain weird.

                        60 hours a week? I'm good on that shit...I served my time, slaving away like that. I mean, I still have a job that requires hard (often hectic) work, but it's just crammed into a shortened period. Long weekends are a laymen's vacation

                        +7 -3
                        • happyjack November 18, 2017

                          @oathbreaker I'm self employed and nobody is making me work those kind of hours but me, that's why you'll never hear me bitching about it, but it will come a point that I'll have to let my foot off of the gas a little, but as of right now all is good.

                          +8 -4
                      • luvthick November 18, 2017

                        @happyjack

                        Oh, Snap! LOL!

                        +5 -2
                      • sbohica November 18, 2017

                        @happyjack

                        +++Lol. Nicely stated.

                        +13 -9
                      • fistermister November 18, 2017

                        @happyjack Amen!

                        +3 -1
                  • felterupgood November 17, 2017

                    @sbohica

                    BTW... the only friends I have are the other members here and they even neg me.

                    Lighten up

                    +7 -12
                    • sbohica November 17, 2017

                      @felterupgood

                      So you all are friends? You physically hang out? Eat dinner together? Have beers?

                      Is that what you're saying?

                      +12 -10
                      • felterupgood November 17, 2017

                        @sbohica

                        Yeah, just you and me ....right now.

                        +8 -8
                    • ouch November 18, 2017

                      @felterupgood +1 fukker

                      +6 -11
              • ouch November 18, 2017

                @sbohica Who the fuck do you think you are telling anyone to get the fuck out of here and how exactly do you participate? all you do it rage AT people! you are one of the worst cunts on this site!

                I don't like you and when someone grows past your bullshit and says they don't want to talk to you then you say they are the ones crying when you obviously want their attention! Yeah OK SUNSHINE!

                GET it through your head NOT EVERYONE here is going to like you!

                Why the fuck would I want to talk to you? I am not crying about it! Can't you handle the fact that I want nothing to do with you because you are JUST A CUNT!

                I wanted to take a week off from CS so I posted that I was leaving for a week in the RANT section because you fucks were arguing so much and I thought that was just FUCKING FUNNY, I came back in here at a request of the Mod who had emailed me so I could answer a few questions for a CS member who wanted to learn how to make a wics as he was not reviving my emails

                so to avoid filling the pg with our chat i deleted my comment

                WHATS THE FUCKING CRIME? and then the typical BS from you started!

                Tell me do they breed all rednecks this fucking dumb in Arkansas?

                +8 -11
                • letmefindout November 18, 2017

                  @ouch

                  When you write reviving your e-mails does this mean that they were on life support?

                  +5 -5
                  • oathbreaker November 18, 2017

                    @letmefindout Thank you...Spectacular

                    +5 -3
                  • ouch November 18, 2017

                    @letmefindout lol yes... they died and came back to life

                    +6 -10
                  • ouch November 18, 2017

                    @letmefindout clear ZAP

                    +4 -7
                  • ouch November 20, 2017

                    @letmefindout

                    Clear

                    ZAP!

                    +4 -7
                • happyjack November 18, 2017

                  @ouch I think you need the dark shades again.

                  +9 -6
        • sheelajackson November 18, 2017

          @happyjack

          I like it! Pigpen..thats cute

          +2 -0
      • truckingman November 17, 2017

        Felterupgood, I am wondering if you add any fruit to your crane syrup, like Kumquats.

        +2 -0
        • omnomnom November 17, 2017

          @truckingman only a low life sugar beat farmer would do such a thing

          +4 -2
        • felterupgood November 17, 2017

          @truckingman

          Don't add anything... just cook off the water from the pure cane juice.

          +6 -9
  • GrimmWilder November 17, 2017

    Bar Clamps and glue day......got an old writer's desk needs repair.,.,.,.,,.

    +9 -7
  • oathbreaker November 17, 2017

    Ouch....I don't know if you sent me an email or not, but, if you did...I didn't fucking get it...Did ya get my email wrong, or were you just leading me along? Come on, man! I wanna make a horrible attempt at making a WICS!

    +8 -5
    • ouch November 17, 2017

      This comment has been deleted

      +1 -2
  • truckingman November 17, 2017

    I have found some busy work for my hands as I am watching videos YouTube, so I do not fall a sleep in the early evenings. I wital, shave the bark off, some stick that I will use to build a, small, layer of hot coals in my bee smoker to burn the smoker as I smoke my bees.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +5 -1
    • felterupgood November 17, 2017

      @truckingman

      I found some "busy work for my hands" too and woke up stuck to the sheets.

      +10 -11
    • felterupgood November 17, 2017

      @truckingman

      What kind of high does smoked bees give you?

      +9 -11
    • oathbreaker November 18, 2017

      @truckingman Hey bud, how do you prepare your bees for winter?

      +7 -3
      • truckingman November 18, 2017

        Oathbreaker with the last few winters, in North Florida, being warm that the average normal winter time temperatures, North Florida beekeepers just fed and check their hives using normal procedures, the bees where active during this except a few cold spell days. However with this winter, of two thousand seventeen, becoming a normal cold winter for North Florida, the bees will start to cluster on the center frames of the hive, to keep the queen and themselves warm near the central food storage, starting with the bottom brood chamber and working their way to the top of the hive. The beekeepers should have fed their hives a heavy syrup, two parts sucrose to one part water(two gallons of sucrose and one gallon of water), after the last harvest of the fall honey flow to build their hives stores for the winter. Beekeepers may check their hive once or twice during the winter but try not to break up the cluster of bees as they check the condition of their bees. Oathbreaker, I hope that I have answered your question about North Florida hive preparation for winter.

        +3 -0
  • ouch November 17, 2017

    This comment will be deleted shorty

    +7 -11
    • Cory H. November 17, 2017

      @ouch,

      You better watch it. Mookie will beat your ass.

      +8 -7
      • ouch November 17, 2017

        @Cory H. He can try but I already banned his account along with 3 others

        +9 -11
  • sbohica November 18, 2017

    I would like to congratulate all the Top Ten Users! Without your participation, who knows what the valuation of this site might be. Its been spiking upwards over the past few months... ; )

    +12 -12
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @sbohica lmmfao what a loser

      +10 -11
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @sbohica really cunt? I mean really? and you say you are 46? LMMFAO what a fucking wanker you are. No wonder I out grew you!

      +8 -11
    • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

      @sbohica Congratulations guys always entertaining and good job on being the bigger man and not retaliating to @ouch who seems to be trailing your posts trying to instigate fights and derail threads.

      +9 -6
      • ouch November 18, 2017

        @hbomb12 lmmfao

        fuck off dip shit

        +8 -13
        • picklehiesner November 18, 2017

          @ouch Easy mate

          +15 -2
          • ouch November 18, 2017

            @picklehiesner over easy or sunny side up?

            Nar man I'm good I'm just about to drain the swamp!

            +6 -12
            • prolurkercrazy November 18, 2017

              @ouch you named your penis "swamp"?

              ;-)

              +5 -2
              • ouch November 18, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy LMMFAO

                +6 -10
              • oathbreaker November 18, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy You're good...+1

                +8 -4
        • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

          @ouch You bitched and moaned about the fighting and name calling in the PG a day ago, it annoyed you so much you were going to leave for a week, one day later you're back and the worst offender... And you want to be held as the moral beacon of CS? Do as I say not as I do?

          +10 -7
          • ouch November 18, 2017

            @hbomb12 well if you bothered to read my comments about coming in here to answer a question for a member when I got an off site email YOU DUMB CUNT! then perhaps it would have made more sense to you DIP SHIT ( but i probably deleted them to be a funny cunt) But when I posted your other account sbohica started poking at me so here we are again you fuck face know it all know fucking nothing dumb as fucking cunt! Now fuck off and mind your own god dam business you multi account cunt

            +6 -11
            • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

              @ouch Alright so when someone is rude and insulting to another member it's wrong, when you're rude and make personal insults it a joke and "funny"? Gotcha I'll note it down for future reference. Sbohica isn't my account I'm just a CS user tired of your hypocrisy

              +11 -7
              • ouch November 18, 2017

                @hbomb12 incase you hadn't noticed sbohica and I are fucking with each other and nothing we are typing is meant for real you dip shit

                +7 -12
                • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                  @ouch Did you even believe that as you typed it?

                  +10 -7
                  • sbohica November 18, 2017

                    @hbomb12

                    +++++

                    +14 -10
                  • ouch November 18, 2017

                    @hbomb12 no! But if your POOFTER buddy can liar about being dead ands not being Mookie then I can do what the FUcK I want CUNT

                    +6 -11
                    • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                      @ouch Why do you get riled up so easy? You're pretty good at dishing the insults out, if only you took them as well as you took a dick...

                      +8 -6
                      • ouch November 18, 2017

                        @hbomb12 LMMFAO

                        Do you actually think I am upset?

                        Wow you're an idiot. I can do this all day long with a smile on my face especially to a dick head like sbohica

                        You would have to be a Fucking moron if you think I am actually upset!

                        +7 -10
                        • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                          @ouch upset? Going by your replies I hope you have a waterproof keyboard your tears are flowing so freely, but you haven't logged in on Shanni's account and said you're not upset like you usually do.... So hey maybe you're not

                          +8 -4
                          • ouch November 18, 2017

                            @hbomb12 well going by the text on a screen you can tell what's really going on this side of my keyboard can you? You are just butt hurt because you got banned and in order to come back you had to make a new accounts so you obviously enjoy watching the king at work

                            So i'd say you are just another moron who can't do so you try to take down the ones they actually do around this place. Your jealously is noted Don't worry princess one day you will make something of yourself or die either way that's a +...when you ACTUALLY man up let me know because basically dude you are just another troll on CS and I am the KING of trolls here so stop wasting your time with something that

                            1: has nothing to do with you

                            and

                            2: you aren't even on my level enough to play.

                            So off you pop to watch y your VCR movies there champ and make sure your mummy brings down some chocolate milk and cookies, wipes your ass and your nose for you as you play world of Warcraft in the basement.

                            +6 -10
                            • felterupgood November 18, 2017

                              @ouch

                              Is this guy your brother? You seem to know a lot about him.

                              +5 -10
                • felterupgood November 18, 2017

                  @ouch

                  Couldn't you do that in private?

                  +6 -12
                  • ouch November 18, 2017

                    @felterupgood I could but where is the fun in that

                    +6 -10
                    • felterupgood November 18, 2017

                      @ouch

                      For me it's more fun to crack jokes.

                      Why can't we all just agree that everyone in the world, including the dead, are cunts, dicks, assholes, etc. etc etc. .....and say it collectively one last time.

                      P.S. saying someone still lives in their mother's basement is still ok.

                      +5 -9
              • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

                @hbomb12

                You just joined yesterday .....you haven't been here long enough to be a user or be tired of anyone's hypocrisy...

                --juss sayin--

                +9 -6
                • prolurkercrazy November 18, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder fuck me, I can't believe that I just "+" you.

                  SMH

                  +5 -2
                  • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

                    @prolurkercrazy

                    Was it painful?......lol

                    +7 -4
                    • prolurkercrazy November 18, 2017

                      @GrimmWilder it hurt like a motherfucker!

                      +4 -0
                      • felterupgood November 18, 2017

                        @prolurkercrazy

                        You can undo a + or neg

                        +5 -11
                      • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

                        @prolurkercrazy +=+=+=+

                        I pos ya right back......take some sting out of it for ya........lol

                        +8 -5
                • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder You created another account a few days ago but I'm not accusing you of only being on the site 3 days, You don't know who I am or how long I've really been here, Before I do get banned again i don't care about negs so I'll call Ouch out on his flip flopping morals and beliefs.

                  +7 -6
                  • ouch November 18, 2017

                    @hbomb12 waaaaaaaaaa

                    +7 -9
                  • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

                    @hbomb12

                    ME?!?!?!.....what account is this?....call it out....i'm curious as to what alt you think i have...BELIEVE me, Cory would just Love to catch me with one....

                    I had the CrazyShit webmaster change my name a few months ago.....

                    +7 -5
                    • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                      @GrimmWilder : If you see a new member called 'Ragnar Lothbrok' .....it's me!.....lol

                      +6 -4
                      • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

                        @hbomb12

                        You seen it yet?....lol.....keep your eyes open,...ya never know....lol

                        +5 -8
                  • felterupgood November 18, 2017

                    @hbomb12

                    What a waste of your life. May I suggest you read some self help books and consider raising your goals.

                    In other words... why give the guy so much of your attention?

                    +3 -9
                • ouch November 18, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder fukker was banned already under another user name but has to come back to watch the KING at work :)

                  +7 -11
                  • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                    @ouch I know you like to brag about being a troll, I gave you a plus on everything you posted with 4 different accounts to get you to top user, I waited until your head got big enough and took away all the plus votes.... So who really got trolled? I know you were never king, there its said swing your ban hammer

                    +7 -5
                    • ouch November 18, 2017

                      @hbomb12

                      Nicely done there is hope for you after all.+1

                      +5 -7
                  • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

                    @ouch

                    My simple redneck brain iz startin to get confused....lol

                    +8 -5
                • felterupgood November 18, 2017

                  @GrimmWilder

                  Holey Moley, someone has been resurrected from a past life here... or they developed a split personality.

                  +6 -8
      • sbohica November 18, 2017

        @hbomb12

        Ive always been amazed in life. Good, positive energy always rises to the top...

        That's why in Christianity, heaven is above and hell is below.

        This site has been great... Like a home away from home! ; )

        +12 -11
        • ouch November 18, 2017

          @sbohica When you faked your own death here I wished it was for real and when you came back as Mookie to tell everyone about it I stood up and actually clapped my hands with sheer joy .

          Please die again but this time don't come back.

          Not only did you not come up with the idea yourself you had to to a re-post Ron's original prank but at least he was missed by the members here at CS It truly is laughable and still you aren't man enough wont to face up to it like the big tough man you say you are

          Nothing I do can ever top that pathetic crap you pulled

          well done to you sir you are the king of stupid!

          +9 -11
        • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

          @sbohica ++

          Mount Olympus "home of the gods" is above..

          Valhalla..."hall of the slain") is located above us in Asgard...

          +7 -5
          • sbohica November 18, 2017

            @GrimmWilder

            Elysium!

            +10 -9
            • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

              @sbohica

              Mictlan....the afterworld of the Mexica.,.,.,.

              Mag Mell....afterworld of Irish,..,,.

              +7 -6
      • happyjack November 18, 2017

        @hbomb12 you kind of just instigated and derailed, no?

        +8 -6
        • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

          @happyjack I'll take partial blame for that yes, but Ouch flying off the handle in his replies filled with expletives and insults didn't make things any better, I think in one of my posts I insinuated he was gay so I'll own it.

          +7 -5
          • ouch November 18, 2017

            @hbomb12 Well FUCK FACE this is the rant section of the site and I am doing what? RANTING at someone that attacked me so if you man the fuck up (or don't because i'll check your IP address) and were banned and are back under another name i'll say goodbye to you now lol. This post is just a place to vent and when an old dick head enemy RAWWWWW of this site picks a fight I'll give him one because I have been a good little ouch for a while so if IT"S OK WITH YOU BOSS i'll blow off a little steam so go fuck yourself you cock sucker!

            +7 -10
            • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

              @ouch The only thing you're "blowing off" is most probably the dick in your mouth, as for my IP.... going to fire up the vcr, pop in your copy of "hackers" the movie, chuck on your fingerless gloves and brush up on your skills first? Or just complain to Corey as per usual? , Ban me, post my IP doesn't mean anything to me

              +7 -7
              • ouch November 18, 2017

                @hbomb12 batter up!

                +8 -10
  • sbohica November 18, 2017

    "Poor poor pitiful me

    Poor poor pitiful me

    Oh these losers won't let me be

    Lord have mercy on me

    Woe woe is me"

    +11 -11
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @sbohica anything to avoid answering the mookie fake death crap ya loser lol Go on man up you pussy little chicken cunt! Well come on ya gutless cunt We all could use a a good laugh

      Hey look they remade The DERP-inator are you staring in it?

      Moron cunt

      +7 -11
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @sbohica hahahaa yeah that's right go all quiet now you spineless cunt

      +7 -11
  • sbohica November 18, 2017

    "I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie

    Right now I wish I had another hash brownie

    Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass

    Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass

    You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat

    See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that"

    +10 -10
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @sbohica DERP

      Spoken like the true coward you are

      +8 -11
  • sbohica November 18, 2017

    "Look at this

    I'm a coward too

    You don't need to hide, my friend

    For I'm just like you

    Yes, oh my god

    Look at this

    I'm a coward too

    You don't need to hide, my friend

    For I'm just like you

    Yes, oh my god"

    +11 -11
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @sbohica fuck now I have to + you.. Can you believe this cunt hbomb12 thinks this is a real fight. Tell that cunt to fu k off.

      +7 -12
  • kungfubeaner November 18, 2017

    I heard Australia voted on gay marriage... do you hear the thunder? better run better take cover.. do you come from a land down under?

    +7 -0
    • Cory H. November 18, 2017

      @kungfubeaner,

      I’m not from the land down under. Where the gay dicks make the colon thunder

      I’m not from the land down under. Where the web surfers say ouch, and do the keyboard blunder.

      +4 -5
      • ouch November 18, 2017

        @Cory H. Some cunt begged you for that here have a +1 on us down under tranny loving fukkers

        +7 -12
    • wombatbytes November 18, 2017

      @kungfubeaner where women glow and men chunder...

      +9 -2
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @kungfubeaner sup fukker

      +7 -11
  • omnomnom November 18, 2017

    Where are the new videos :l

    +3 -2
  • sbohica November 18, 2017

    "All you hypocrites out there always

    telling fucking lies

    Always talking behind my back

    Every fucking chance you get

    Two faced - I know your name

    Two faced - I know your game

    Two faced - I know your kind

    Two faced - you're full of shit"

    +11 -11
    • ouch November 18, 2017

      @sbohica suck my balls

      +7 -10
      • Cory H. November 18, 2017

        @ouch,

        That’s rude. You should apologize.

        +5 -7
        • ouch November 18, 2017

          @Cory H. Ok I'm sorry you sucked them.so hard

          +8 -11
    • felterupgood November 18, 2017

      @sbohica

      Paranoia strikes deep

      Into your life it will creep

      It starts when you're always afraid

      Step out of line, the men come and take you away

      +5 -13
      • sbohica November 18, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Not sure of your meaning but you picked some lyrics from that song that hold zero meaning with me!! Obvious you dont know me, never will for that matter.

        +9 -12
        • felterupgood November 18, 2017

          @sbohica

          You said "Always talking behind my back"

          That's implying paranoia

          I forgot I needed to explain my comments that go over folks head.

          BTW.... I'm not sure that YOU know YOU. Your comments often seem confusing. ....but when you comment on the videos I'm often amused.

          +6 -10
          • happyjack November 18, 2017

            @pigpen Thank you for gracing us with your spectacular brilliance. Hate to break it to you PP, but I haven't seen anything to put you in even the top 5 in intelligence around here....I mean picking an orange juice bottle over a coke bottle to pee in doesn't make you an Einstein....

            +8 -4
          • sbohica November 18, 2017

            @felterupgood

            They were song lyrics dumb fuck!

            You're bout as smart as a box of assholes, aren't ya ass jockey?

            +11 -10
            • felterupgood November 18, 2017

              @sbohica

              I'm not even average smart... I just pretend to be "The Wise One" on here.

              Imagine that? Someone on the internet pretending to be something they ain't.

              +4 -11
              • happyjack November 18, 2017

                @felterupgood here you go my first +1 to you ever for admitting you're a big dummy.

                Those keeping score at home, my current count for you is +1 and -6546 :-)

                +6 -5
  • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

    One of sixteen vestal virgins

    Who were leaving for the coast

    And although my eyes were open wide

    They might have just as well been closed,.,..,,.

    +6 -7
    • felterupgood November 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      I didn't want to look stooped because I didn't know what a "VESTAL" virgin was.... so of course I googled "Vestak virgin porn" and lesbians were all that came up.

      So, even if your eyes were open.... there was no point in letting your zipper down.

      +6 -11
      • sbohica November 18, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Well, you look "stooped" all right.

        Its stupid genius. Now, go out and play with your "Vestak Virgin" in the street. Idiot MF.

        +11 -9
        • felterupgood November 18, 2017

          @sbohica

          Damn, kinda rough on me for a typo. And YES I intentionally over wrote my spel checke to make me look even more stupid than you gave me credit for.

          +6 -9
      • GrimmWilder November 18, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Go to Youtube and put in "A Whiter Shade of Pale" by Procol Harum

        +6 -3
        • felterupgood November 18, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          I don't have to.... I first got laid to that song, so it's branded in my brain. Probably give me a hard on.

          I think I'll go watch it. Thanks

          +5 -8
  • prolurkercrazy November 18, 2017

    I might be alone in this thought but does anyone else think @viva got his stupid ass deported?

    +4 -3
    • sbohica November 18, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy

      I think he's down there building the wall...

      +14 -7
    • wombatbytes November 18, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy : He certainly won't be missed!

      +10 -2
    • felterupgood November 18, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy

      I don't know who that is... but if he is missing maybe he'll show up in one of these video clips.

      +7 -10
  • sbohica November 18, 2017

    RIP Malcom Young...

    Yall have big balls

    But Ive got the biggest balls of em all! Bwaahaahaahaa

    Cmon maddog, yer the master scratcher...

    +10 -9
  • ouch November 18, 2017

    Now that's what I call a fun day in the PG

    +5 -9
    • Cory H. November 18, 2017

      @ouch,

      Since you’re using the Hbomb12 user name now, the Ouch account is on a one week vacation.

      +4 -1
      • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

        @Cory H. Come on Corey... Ouch has trouble forming words let alone sentences, you expect people to believe I'm Ouch

        +5 -7
        • Cory H. November 18, 2017

          @hbomb12,

          The Ouch account at least spelled my name properly.

          +4 -4
          • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

            @Cory H. Sorry never met anyone named Cory spell there name that way, parents think 5 letters was too much for you?

            +3 -4
            • Cory H. November 18, 2017

              @hbomb12,

              It’s right on the screen in front of you. Hope you pay your bills better than you pay attention.

              +5 -4
              • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                @Cory H. I get by... Besides I care about my bills, yourself and how you spell your name on the other hand isn't a major concern of mine, I'll let you get back to replying to Ouch's angry emails and complaints about me...

                +5 -4
                • Cory H. November 18, 2017

                  @hbomb12,

                  Stop trying to deflect for your attention deficit. The reply feature puts the user name right up there for you, but your lack of attention span caused you to not catch that detail.

                  Slow down and worry less about being the king. Quality over quantity.

                  +4 -4
                  • hbomb12 November 18, 2017

                    @Cory H. Maybe take your own advice with the quality... Come up with a witty reply rather than hanging onto me misspelling your name, I just called out some bullshit not looking to be king of anything

                    +5 -5
                    • Cory H. November 18, 2017

                      @hbomb12,

                      Here’s some witt. Stick to one account.

                      +4 -4
                      • hbomb12 November 19, 2017

                        @Cory H. Single t in wit but I won't dwell on it...

                        +5 -5
                    • ouch November 19, 2017

                      @hbomb12 I have to say hbomb12 that was one of the most epic trolls I have ever gotten. I thank you Sir and tip my hat to you, Well done :)

                      I only hope others can learn from this and step up to the plate as being KING has always brought me much satisfaction! Enjoy your crown :)

                      I have had many a foe here to battle with over the years but the skill you have show me I am in total awe of!

                      That was very cunning but unless you offered me some actual proof it is a hard pill for me to swallow BUT I WILL take your word for it that this is the truth Man you went to great lengths to be to get me and that was the most EPIC OF TROLLS I HAVE EVER BEEN the VICTIM OF. WELL DONE TO YOU SIR

                      I only hope that the adversary's i have had along the way take note of how it is actual done! can you do me a favor ? and post on my last wics that you are now KING and I will reciprocate that I pass the CROWN to you

                      once again well done on an epic troll. Bravo

                      http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/56879-week-in-crazy-shit-11-13-2017

                      here is the link to the last wics, I await anointing you as CS king!

                      +4 -7
  • sbohica November 18, 2017

    @hbomb

    Not sure who you are but it was enjoyable reading the ultimate smackdown....

    I almost put you at hero status!

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++

    +10 -10
    • sbohica November 18, 2017

      @sbohica

      Reeks of Vaseline and ass!

      Embarrassment abounds. "Pack the ole bags and crawl back into thy hole, the man in black muttered"

      +10 -11
    • ouch November 19, 2017

      @sbohica please read my reply to him and learn how it is done

      +5 -7
  • ouch November 19, 2017

    To the new KING hbomb12

    I have to say hbomb12 that was one of the most epic trolls I have ever gotten. I thank you Sir and tip my hat to you, Well done :)

    I only hope others can learn from this and step up to the plate as being KING has always brought me much satisfaction! Enjoy your crown :)

    I have had many a foe here to battle with over the years but the skill you have show me I am in total awe of!

    That was very cunning but unless you offered me some actual proof it is a hard pill for me to swallow BUT I WILL take your word for it that this is the truth Man you went to great lengths to be to get me and that was the most EPIC OF TROLLS I HAVE EVER BEEN the VICTIM OF. WELL DONE TO YOU SIR

    I only hope that the adversary's i have had along the way take note of how it is actual done! can you do me a favor ? and post on my last wics that you are now KING and I will reciprocate that I pass the CROWN to you

    once again well done on an epic troll. Bravo

    http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/56879-week-in-crazy-shit-11-13-2017

    here is the link to the last wics, I await anointing you as CS king!

    +4 -7
    • letmefindout November 19, 2017

      @ouch

      Remember that a person who seems like a troll is actually the one suffering in some way and is trying to distract themselves and make themselves feel better by taking it out on you. If you can, try to have a good laugh and think about how sad it is that people actually feel the need to insult complete strangers on the internet.

      +3 -7
      • ouch November 19, 2017

        @letmefindout Yeah but He got me so good that I am still smiling and laughing out loud about it

        Fuck that was epic

        +5 -7
        • letmefindout November 19, 2017

          @ouch

          No doubt. Epic and Oscar worthy performance. Captivating yet emphatic.

          +2 -4
    • hbomb12 November 19, 2017

      @ouch king? What happened to dumb cunt, fuck face and cock sucker? I wouldn't click on any link posted on this site let alone one you tell me to.

      +5 -4
  • vikingshill November 19, 2017

    Wtf is going on? I'm so fucking confused as to who's who, and what's what...This thread is better than any soap opera ever written

    +2 -1
    • ouch November 19, 2017

      @vikingshill well in a nutshell I just got trolled by hbob12 in the most epic way. He bitch slapped me so hard my next fake username will have a welt on their face

      +5 -8
      • vikingshill November 19, 2017

        @ouch You're still the King, carry on my good man

        +2 -2
      • hbomb12 November 19, 2017

        @ouch Keep that crown on champ, might protect your head while licking those windows... Everyone knows your alt accounts aren't fakes they're "friends" and "family" right?

        +5 -5
        • ouch November 19, 2017

          @hbomb12 Actually Shanni sits on on the couch on her TAB and when quacka comes over for a drink he uses my surface pro and I am on my PC & we play the CS drinking game so I see the confusion. take it or leave it it's up to you.

          Once again well played on the TROLL you made my fucking day dude, you really did :) Oh & you have CS email from me to

          I'd like you to post on the wics link I sent you for my own sake to acknowledge the troll you got me on! They are all saved my CS profile by the admins so when I look back on them I get a good laugh. Well done to you KING Hbomb12

          +4 -8
        • ouch November 19, 2017

          @hbomb12 Parabéns

          +4 -8
  • sbohica November 19, 2017

    In my eyes, indisposed

    In disguises no one knows

    Hides the face, lies the snake

    The sun in my disgrace

    Boiling heat, summer stench

    'Neath the black the sky looks dead

    Call my name through the cream

    And I'll hear you scream again

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    And wash away the rain

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    Won't you come (won't you come)

    Stuttering, cold and damp

    Steal the warm wind tired friend

    Times are gone for honest men

    And sometimes far too long for snakes

    In my shoes, a walking sleep

    And my youth I pray to keep

    Heaven sent hell away

    No one sings like you anymore

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    And wash away the rain

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    Won't you come

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    And wash away the rain

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    Won't you come (black EYED KIDS, black EYED KIDS)

    Won't you come (black EYED KIDS, black EYED KIDS)

    Won't you come (black EYED KIDS, black EYED KIDS)

    Won't you come (black EYED KIDS, black EYED KIDS)

    Hang my head, drown my fear

    Till you all just disappear

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    And wash away the rain

    Black EYED KIDS

    Won't you come

    Won't you come

    +9 -10
  • sbohica November 19, 2017

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    +8 -8
    • vikingshill November 19, 2017

      @sbohica So? After all your efforts, you will never be in First Place

      +4 -3
      • ouch November 19, 2017

        @vikingshill for someone who says the points don't mean anything He think I care so he posts that to get me fired up

        A decent troll he will never be and he could learn a thing or 2 from today's trolling by a professional

        He really is quiet pathetic when it comes to CS

        +6 -8
        • maddog123 November 19, 2017

          The first time I met my old lady I rolled over she rubbed my belly and scratched my balls

          Good times and good night crazy fuckers

          Peace..........!

          +9 -4
    • ouch November 19, 2017

      @sbohica I'm pretty sure we have all seen how easy the points have been manipulated.. don't you?

      shall I log in with Shanni and Quacka and put 2800 extra on my account now? What a pathetic child you really are, when you finally step up to be a man and face the music your Mookie account and fake death you are just a baby and shall always be known as Bookie Bear

      +5 -8
  • ouch November 19, 2017

    It is time for me to remove my crown and return to my first avatar in honor of Hbomb12's new KING status

    +4 -8
    • letmefindout November 19, 2017

      @ouch

      You wear the badge of humility well. Others should take notice. Commendable.

      +2 -6
      • ouch November 19, 2017

        @letmefindout People say I can give it but I can't take it

        This is actually true and something I am working on.

        To think that all this wen t down when I said i was leaving for a week lol. I am a CS addict! and that fight/ rant was the most fun I have had here in such a long time. I don't know how to explain it but even know I got my ass kicked it was awesome and I am still smiling

        +4 -8
 
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