I've got another problem I'm pretty sure my dick is shrinking /fucking shrinking!!!!!!
I have a peter pump its called the Mr fatty!? And I've had it for about three years but I haven't used it in about a year or so, anyway I went to use it today I had company coming over and I figured I would stuff the Xmas turkey early this year so I stuck my cock up into the tube and started pumping up Mr fatty
When all of a sudden the goddam fucking sonofabitch sucked my goddam balls up into the tube violently
Causing extreme pain tears a lot of praying to god and finally after what seemed eternity I managed to free willy whew! As I type my balls are on ice and feeling better but my dick its short and to the left I guess I'm going to have to down size to a smaller peter pump till I get the little fucker back to its normal size again !!!
This has been a messed up year for football!!!!
Bring on beer baseball apple pie and ugly women that don't shave there pussys
And stinky under arms!
The end.
I've got another problem I'm pretty sure my dick is shrinking /fucking shrinking!!!!!!
I have a peter pump its called the Mr fatty!? And I've had it for about three years but I haven't used it in about a year or so, anyway I went to use it today I had company coming over and I figured I would stuff the Xmas turkey early this year so I stuck my cock up into the tube and started pumping up Mr fatty
When all of a sudden the goddam fucking sonofabitch sucked my goddam balls up into the tube violently
Causing extreme pain tears a lot of praying to god and finally after what seemed eternity I managed to free willy whew! As I type my balls are on ice and feeling better but my dick its short and to the left I guess I'm going to have to down size to a smaller peter pump till I get the little fucker back to its normal size again !!!
The end ....! Fuck it....!
Well there was this one time at band camp?