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December 4, 2017

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  • maddog123 December 4, 2017

    This has been a messed up year for football!!!!

    Bring on beer baseball apple pie and ugly women that don't shave there pussys

    And stinky under arms!

    The end.

    +1 -11
    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @maddog123 ....... and then?

      +3 -12
      • maddog123 December 4, 2017

        @ouch I don't no! This winter shit has got me all fucked up

        I might have my toobogon on way to tight or those mother fuckers changed the ingredients in the fucking sniffing glue again

        FUCK!

        +1 -9
        • sarge07 December 4, 2017

          @maddog123 winter hasn't really started, 80's during the day 50's at night.

          +0 -4
  • maddog123 December 4, 2017

    I've got another problem I'm pretty sure my dick is shrinking /fucking shrinking!!!!!!

    I have a peter pump its called the Mr fatty!? And I've had it for about three years but I haven't used it in about a year or so, anyway I went to use it today I had company coming over and I figured I would stuff the Xmas turkey early this year so I stuck my cock up into the tube and started pumping up Mr fatty

    When all of a sudden the goddam fucking sonofabitch sucked my goddam balls up into the tube violently

    Causing extreme pain tears a lot of praying to god and finally after what seemed eternity I managed to free willy whew! As I type my balls are on ice and feeling better but my dick its short and to the left I guess I'm going to have to down size to a smaller peter pump till I get the little fucker back to its normal size again !!!

    The end ....! Fuck it....!

    +4 -9
    • Cory H. December 4, 2017

      @maddog123 ,

      That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read on here. LMAO.

      +4 -10
      • maddog123 December 4, 2017

        @Cory H. That why I'm here to entertain at my dick/balls expense !

        +1 -8
    • picklehiesner December 4, 2017

      @maddog123 do they still itch ?

      +6 -6
    • letmefindout December 4, 2017

      @maddog123

      You watched the wrong Crazy Shit video.

      +0 -6
    • GrimmWilder December 4, 2017

      @maddog123

      You are a Trip Brother.......lol

      +9 -5
    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @maddog123 OMFG Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

      +2 -12
    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @maddog123 I'm glad I asked and then?

      +1 -12
      • maddog123 December 4, 2017

        @ouch no more thens and just in case I had mama chain my ass to the bed so as to keep me out of mischief until my new peter pump arrives

        The little fire man pecker pump

        Thanks mom

        +0 -8
        • ouch December 4, 2017

          @maddog123 And then?

          +2 -11
    • happyjack December 4, 2017

      @maddog123 sounds like it's now at it's normal size

      +3 -6
    • sarge07 December 4, 2017

      @maddog123 LOL +5

      +1 -5
  • maddog123 December 4, 2017

    Well there was this one time at band camp?

    +2 -5
    • kingbigballs December 4, 2017

      @maddog123

      Bear fucker do you need assistance

      +0 -4
  • vivalamigra December 4, 2017

    The FBI should ask Prolurkercrazy if he is a fag. Then we will have it on record that he lies to the FBI.

    +1 -8
    • happyjack December 4, 2017

      @vivalamigra not liking trump or him being a liberal doesn't make prolurker gay. But dreaming about the president's warm small handed embrace might make you gay.

      +5 -6
    • sarge07 December 4, 2017

      @vivalamigra dude, he's lame compared to another, give it a rest already, both of ya.

      +1 -9
    • prolurkercrazy December 5, 2017

      @vivalamigra 3 days in a row you have made shit up about me. Your latent homosexual desires are not reciprocated. In other words fuck off and go fuck yourself.

      +1 -3
  • sarge07 December 4, 2017

    How many IDs are sobitchy gonna make today and troll the site? Any guesses? I'm thinkin 9

    +2 -6
    • ouch December 4, 2017

      @sarge07 why bother feeding his need for attention?

      +6 -9
      • sarge07 December 4, 2017

        @ouch troll be gone LOL

        +3 -6
        • ouch December 4, 2017

          @sarge07 oh he's still here and that plan I have up my sleeve is about to go viral.. Good luck

          +1 -8
          • sarge07 December 5, 2017

            @ouch of course it's still here, look at all the megs

            +0 -1
  • GrimmWilder December 4, 2017

    Them Jap's game shows are getting out of hand.,.,,.

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61c_1482872770&comments=1

    +8 -1
  • truckingman December 4, 2017

    I will have to apologize for I do not have anything to talk about night.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3 -5
  • happyjack December 4, 2017

    Hey Cory, since I'm off of the list now, how much to buy Sbohica's screen name so I can get back on the list in the #4 position? I'll need his other 20 names as well for voting purposes.....

    +3 -6
    • Cory H. December 4, 2017

      @happyjack,

      It’s free.

      But, you’ll have to dig that user name out of the toilet I shit in.

      +2 -8
      • happyjack December 5, 2017

        @Cory H. Haha it's best left there lol

        +4 -5
  • ouch December 4, 2017

    After all the accusations, arguments, fake deaths and user names we have reach an all time low from this fucking scumbag cock sucker. I knew it all along that this cunt was mental but I underestimated by how much. But just remember it wasn't him. It was his friend lmmfao what a loser

    +5 -8
    • felterupgood December 4, 2017

      @ouch

      Do you feel better now?

      +1 -8
      • maddog123 December 4, 2017

        Even tho sbohica is finally dead his head ripped right the fuck off and his ass dead as it may have been raped fucked hard by an ouchanator

        I still can honestly still say I can feel his sprit still here with us and honestly I believe he wil be with us for ever and ever a man !

        +0 -5
        • Cory H. December 4, 2017

          @maddog123 ,

          You must be drinking that shitty toilet water I threw his user name in.

          +1 -9
        • felterupgood December 4, 2017

          This comment has been deleted

          +0 -6
          • maddog123 December 4, 2017

            @felterupgood I believe sbochica will rise again in three days

            Then go away to come back one day as the king of kings here on crazyshit !

            Until then he will be with us in sprit and negs lots of negs

            +0 -7
      • happyjack December 5, 2017

        @felterupgood Do you feel better by asking if he feels better?

        +1 -5
      • ouch December 5, 2017

        @felterupgood Yes here have a +1 on me

        +1 -9
    • kore December 5, 2017

      @ouch I am so FUCKING lost.... what the fuck is going on??? H E L P.......... M E!!!!!!!!!

      +0 -0
  • maddog123 December 4, 2017

    OH AND IM HONESTLY FUCKED THE FUCK UP!!!

    +0 -6
  • maddog123 December 4, 2017

    Honestly

    +0 -6
    • kingbigballs December 5, 2017

      @maddog123

      I'm sober as fuck

      But my wife is super stoned

      +1 -6
  • ouch December 5, 2017

    Keep on negging little cunt your fetlife profile is almost ready to publish on a public server

    LMMFAO u pathetic piece of shit

    +3 -9
    • kore December 5, 2017

      @ouch DUDE, whats happening... I want to know... Sorry my nosey is kicking in, lmao

      +0 -1
  • vivalamigra December 5, 2017

    Obama guilty of violating the Logan Act. Love it.

    +2 -4
  • vivalamigra December 5, 2017

    Travel Ban ruled Constitutional. Love it.

    +2 -4
    • happyjack December 5, 2017

      @vivalamigra trump lies and claimed his lawyer sent out a tweet on his behalf the other day to try to worm his way out of more obstruction of justice charges. Problem is the grammar and wording wasn't that I've a lawyer,, more from a brash pussy grabbing president. He new Flynn had lied to Pence and the FBI yet he still wanted Comey to let him slide on it. Trump and his appointees are above the law I guess.

      Speaking of pussy grabbing he denies that conversation now even though we've heard it on tape.

      Trumps bank accounts have been subpoenaed as part of the Russia probe.

      Like I said a couple of days ago, grab your popcorn and enjoy the shit show. New episodes added daily.

      +2 -2
      • vivalamigra December 5, 2017

        @happyjack I guess ever dollar that a Russian ever spent on 5th Ave needs to be scrutinized. All that collusion. Good thing Obama's shadow government is still out there working with our allies...

        +0 -3
        • prolurkercrazy December 7, 2017

          @vivalamigra ,

          More fake news.

          Still SMH

          +0 -0
  • vivalamigra December 5, 2017

    No WALL? No DACA. Love it.

    +1 -4
  • vivalamigra December 5, 2017

    Tax plan passed and making the rich pay more in Sanctuary City Chicago? Love it.

    +1 -3
    • happyjack December 5, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      The new tax bill adds 1.3 Trillion to our national debt.

      State tax is no longer deductible on your federal return.

      Cuts the corporate tax rate from 35% down to 20%.

      +2 -2
      • prolurkercrazy December 5, 2017

        @happyjack viva is to stupid to understand what you are saying and to stubborn to even care to try.

        +1 -3
      • vivalamigra December 5, 2017

        @happyjack Obama added 10 trillion to the national debt. All of a sudden now your worry about debt. Taking less money from people bothers you it seems. Responsible states, unlike Illinois, are no longer on the hook for corrupt wasteful states like Illinois. So mean.

        +0 -3
        • happyjack December 5, 2017

          @vivalamigra your're comparing apples to oranges. Obama inherited the worst economy in decades. Maybe you've forgotten about the bank and auto makers bailouts.......

          The biggest tax break (15% ) was to corporations. Trump and his rich buddies have the most to gain from this plan

          +2 -0
  • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

    How does CrazyShit intend to "Fix" the top user list?

    or is that a trade secret?

    +5 -1
    • Cory H. December 5, 2017

      @GrimmWilder,

      I was told they’re planning an overhaul of the +\- and top users list after the first of the year. I didn’t ask for any specifics, so that’s the only answer I have for ya.

      +0 -3
      • happyjack December 5, 2017

        @Cory H. There were no major issues with the +/- system before the birth of the top user list if the list disappears then the other problem resolves itself as well.

        It's almost like "every time I drive down that street that has all of the nails in the road I get a flat tire" ......well drive down another street because it's going to happen again and again. ....

        +1 -0
    • felterupgood December 5, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      It's so simple to fix.... Just delete the code that makes the neg option and neggers have NO, ZIP ZERO power to manipulate the website

      +0 -2
      • Cory H. December 5, 2017

        @felterupgood,

        Sure they can. They’ll upvote all shitty irrelevant posts and people will still whine.

        +1 -2
        • sarge07 December 5, 2017

          @Cory H. yep

          +0 -0
      • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

        @felterupgood

        OK, say that is what they do...

        So what's to stop people from backlogging through the treads with multiple accounts to boost someone's score?

        +6 -1
        • felterupgood December 5, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Why are multiple accounts allowed? Back in 1987 I was running a local bulletin board and I knew when someone was using multiple names under the same ip address... surely that technology is still around.

          +1 -4
          • Cory H. December 5, 2017

            @felterupgood,

            Yes, it is, but we’re not all using the same IP every time we log in. Some due to their provider, and some due to software designed to hide or circumvent IP’s.

            Take the Tors browser for instance. It will show you with a fake IP. I believe they once advertised that bit if software as being able to log back into sites where your IP had been banned.

            Some individuals are on AOL style systems which share IP’s amongst their customers too. So, you risk banning an IP that has honest individuals also.

            +1 -2
            • felterupgood December 5, 2017

              @Cory H.

              Ok, I get it. Someone with enough time to waste can set up accounts and promote them back and forth to the top even though the comments are lame or just lol.

              Thinking..... tick tock

              Ok... what about leaving the neg option but ignoring it in the count? I'm pretty sure they won't read this message (or it can self distruct) ....so they won't realize they are wasting their time.

              Here is another brilliant idea..... New members can NOT vote. You have to prove you can handle these horrible videos for a while before you are mature enough for your vote to count.

              +0 -2
              • Cory H. December 5, 2017

                @felterupgood,

                In my opinion, the no voting for new members is an excellent idea and one I could see them working on.

                +0 -2
                • felterupgood December 5, 2017

                  @Cory H.

                  Turn off all the voting for a couple weeks and purge the inactive accounts (because there was no point in using them if they couldn't vote) then when they come back they NEVER get voting rights again.

                  +1 -4
            • felterupgood December 5, 2017

              @Cory H.

              @felterupgood

              Another reason that's brilliant is because new visitors will realize they can't just join such an exclusive club without some form of standards being met.

              +1 -2
              • happyjack December 5, 2017

                @felterupgood or new visitors will feel like their opinion isn't important and may feel excluded and not bother coming back to participate.

                Asses in the seats is what pays Mr Crazyshit's bills. No asses in the seats, no bills paid, and no more Crazyshit

                +2 -0
        • felterupgood December 5, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          I know... don't call you "surely"

          +0 -1
        • happyjack December 5, 2017

          @GrimmWilder exactly, the board can still be manipulated with the +'s.

          Let's face we aren't mature enough for the board!!

          +2 -0
  • what now? whats next? December 5, 2017

    Guys my birthday is in january!

    +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      So is mine....16th

      +5 -0
    • felterupgood December 5, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      My youngest son's 13th ...turning 31 ...born in New Orleans, nearly lost him at age 4 to diabetes, he's been on insulin since.

      +0 -1
  • felterupgood December 5, 2017

    Is this cool or what?

    The Voyager 1 spacecraft has been flying for 40 years, and NASA’s signal told the craft to fire its back-up thrusters – which had not been used for 37 years.

    They worked perfectly, allowing the spacecraft to reorient itself so it can continue communicating with Earth.

    GOOD OLD AMERICAN KNOW HOW! Makes me proud.

    +1 -1
  • Cory H. December 5, 2017

    The owners have been hard at work and I guess CS Christmas has been delivered to me early as I have a host of IP tools under my moderation belt now and can find multiple accounts for the same user much easier now.

    The following accounts are links to IP's associated with the Sbohica account. The Mookie account was banned previously for being a douche bag and association with Sbohica was never verified until now. A couple of the names below have definitely caught me off guard, but they have been dealt with accordingly.

    rasriff, belchesfelches, jourdenkolakowski, nastynate, mrpoop, mookie492, prolurkercrazy, and ultimatum.

    +2 -4
    • felterupgood December 5, 2017

      @Cory H.

      Thanks for the hard work to make the site better.

      +3 -1
    • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

      @Cory H.

      prolurkercrazy is a Sbohica account?!!??

      GET-THA-FUK-OUTT'A-HERE!!!!!

      You're joking right?

      +6 -0
      • Cory H. December 5, 2017

        @GrimmWilder,

        Hard to believe. Look in my thread in the forums.

        +1 -2
        • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

          @Cory H.

          Well fuk-a-frog sideways,... i'd never never of guessed that...i couldn't be more surprised if i woke-up with my beard glued to the carpet.....

          I tell ya what, Ya got's take yer hat off to tha guy,...he never broke character in all this time,..,.,.,

          You should check each and everybody on the top user list if you have the time,....i'd be interested to know if there's any other deep cover spies here.....lol..,.,,.,.

          +8 -0
          • Cory H. December 5, 2017

            @GrimmWilder,

            Yep.. Good idea, and upon checking one of them, not only do I see multiple accounts, but I didn't realize it shows how many up votes and down votes per account.

            This plus minus shit is getting some light shed on it now.

            +2 -2
            • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

              @Cory H.

              Oh Yeah?......

              More bannings on the way then?

              +6 -0
              • Cory H. December 5, 2017

                @GrimmWilder,

                I’ve gotten rid of some of the extra accounts that were probably used to alter votes, but not the regular most active account on the IP.

                Snohica was the issue that needed dealt with.

                No reason to ban a member that’s not causing trouble with others just because they’ve got extra accounts. Unless they continue to make more accounts just to manipulate the voting.

                +1 -2
            • felterupgood December 5, 2017

              @Cory H.

              Put that beside our names..

              FeltHerUpGood : voted 28 ups the last 7 days 0 negs

              +2 -1
    • felterupgood December 5, 2017

      @Cory H.

      The guy is obviously bipolar. It's sad he can't control himself because he did make interesting comments about the videos. Maybe he'll land somewhere his mental condition won't matter. ...like reading letters to Santa. But he will probably make kids cry when he writes them back saying "Fuck you and your red fucking bike with the fucking ding ding bell you little faggot"

      +2 -1
      • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Are you Sbohica ??

        maybe i am too!!!

        +7 -0
        • Cory H. December 5, 2017

          @GrimmWilder,

          Nope. The only other user name you have is Happyjack.

          +2 -3
          • ketamine<3 December 5, 2017

            @Cory H. lol wouldn't that be something!

            +2 -0
            • Cory H. December 5, 2017

              @ketamine<3,

              Of course I was just fucking with Grimm.

              +2 -2
              • ketamine<3 December 5, 2017

                @Cory H. I know I got a laugh out of that, good one ;) lol

                +1 -0
          • felterupgood December 5, 2017

            @Cory H.

            Dam! Don't hold back. I can't think of anything worse you could have come back with.

            +2 -1
          • happyjack December 5, 2017

            @Cory H. So insulting. :-)

            +2 -0
          • sarge07 December 6, 2017

            @Cory H. that's funny LOL

            +1 -0
        • felterupgood December 5, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Aren't we all? Thank God that we aren't full blooded Sbohicas.

          +1 -1
    • prolurkercrazy December 7, 2017

      @Cory H. ,

      Fake news

      SMH

      +0 -0
  • maddog123 December 5, 2017

    Damn he was a busy boy lol

    +2 -0
  • Cory H. December 5, 2017

    And............... veomega, guylow, and kojaksbozak are also IP's associated with Sbohica via the Prolurkercrazy account.

    +1 -2
    • felterupgood December 5, 2017

      @Cory H.

      A couple weeks ago I compared Sbohica to Multiple Miggs from Hannibal's cell mate in Silence of the Lambs. (And suggested he take his meds)

      Little did I know he was also "multiple" in real life.

      +2 -1
      • sarge07 December 6, 2017

        @felterupgood he/she/it does need serious mental help

        +0 -0
        • felterupgood December 6, 2017

          @sarge07

          He admitted that he takes meds. Maybe he just wasn't taking enough.

          +0 -1
          • sarge07 December 6, 2017

            @felterupgood yea, I still don't believe that, it's like believing every single post. If it was true, it needs serious help, if no it's just a fucking hemorrhoid.

            +0 -0
    • prolurkercrazy December 7, 2017

      @Cory H. ,

      More FAKE news!

      Still SMH

      +0 -0
  • Cory H. December 5, 2017

    Most here are great members, but some have extra accounts.

    If anyone cares to send me a private message in the forums, or email me at cory_h_7@zoho.com we can talk about it.

    +2 -2
    • felterupgood December 5, 2017

      @Cory H.

      I'm fine with my one and only ...and I don't think I could stand having two accounts negged.

      +2 -3
      • happyjack December 6, 2017

        @felterupgood yeah that would mean I'd have to double up on my daily negging.

        +2 -0
    • ketamine<3 December 5, 2017

      @Cory H. You can delete my second account, I can't remember the password for the life of me, made it 9-10 years ago.

      +3 -0
      • prolurkercrazy December 7, 2017

        @ketamine<3 there is a password recovery option in case you didn’t know. I think you just need access to the email address that was used to create the account.

        +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder December 5, 2017

      @Cory H. ..HAA!.....that means some of your pals got multiples!....lol

      +6 -0
      • Cory H. December 6, 2017

        @GrimmWilder,

        If you’re referencing my post with my email address, that post is extended to you too.

        I assume you only have one account because you’ve posted so.

        I’ve not went through yours.

        +1 -3
        • GrimmWilder December 6, 2017

          @Cory H.

          Give'er.........if you find anymore on my IP that really WOULD be amazing!.....lol

          +6 -0
    • sarge07 December 6, 2017

      @Cory H. I have only one and plan to keep it that way, unless it gets compromised then I'll make a new one and will tell everyone I did so

      +1 -0
  • picklehiesner December 5, 2017

    There's only one Picklehiesner baby !

    +4 -0
    • sarge07 December 6, 2017

      @picklehiesner thank God, not sure we can handle any more, LOL

      +1 -0
 
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