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December 14, 2017

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  • maddog123 December 14, 2017

    No comments yet

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    • ouch December 14, 2017

      @maddog123 Or replies.... Go figure lol

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  • ouch December 14, 2017

    Tomorrow I am meeting a new Girlfriend from a swingers site Shanni and I are on

    We have chatted on the phone and all seems good to go, me and my wife boy friend were meant to play last week in a mmf 3 sum but something came up squashing our plans ... Wish me luck because DAM she is stacked for a 24 year old and cute to boot ... See this link for her titty pic

    http://forums.crazyshit.com/showpost.php?p=120417&postcount=403

    I'll try and get some video or pics with me and her and i'll get her to write the CS logo on her tits to make a wics video intro

    Schwing baby Yeah!

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    • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

      @ouch

      That's a right healthy set of boobies!!!

      You'll be puttin in overtime fer sure!

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      • ouch December 14, 2017

        @GrimmWilder I went to see my Dr and told him what I am up getting up to and to get my tests back...I'm all clear (not that I had much to worry about) And he hooked me up with some Viagra and told me he will be watching for my CS wics bOObies Intro, He's a fan of the site, Oh Yeah This is going to be a fun night, I got my bag full of tricks packed and I plan to get my ass pumped Maybe even write C on one cheek and S on the other as she butt slams me doing the intro that way. T-T-T-T-THIS Is OUCH! and this is your week in CrrrrazzzzyyySHITTTT! Bitches HARDER baby Harder!

        If she cancels for any reason all i can say is there's gonna be a Hooker hired that night!

        I rented the KING SPA suite lol

        Schwing

        +4 -13
        • kingbigballs December 14, 2017

          @ouch that's awesome

          +0 -0
        • kore December 14, 2017

          @ouch AWESOME!!!! Videos and pics please... (as you would say) Lol

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          • ouch December 15, 2017

            @kore you can count on it...... If she turns up

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    • kore December 14, 2017

      @ouch You are my hero, keep me posted PLEASE....

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      • ouch December 14, 2017

        @kore To bad you're not local, I'd send you an invite

        No Homo

        +2 -13
        • kore December 14, 2017

          @ouch I had my share of threesomes when I lived NY, I think every man should experience it at least once in their life.

          +3 -0
          • ouch December 14, 2017

            @kore How old are you bro?

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            • kore December 14, 2017

              @ouch Will be 47 on the 18th (Monday)

              +1 -0
              • ouch December 15, 2017

                @kore I'm 46 bro. I think you and I were separated at birth lol

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                • kingsbohica December 15, 2017

                  @ouch

                  I dont think he was shit out an asshole dumbass..

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                • kore December 15, 2017

                  @ouch Lol

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            • kore December 14, 2017

              @ouch Funny you should ask... But its true.12/18

              +1 -0
              • ouch December 15, 2017

                @kore happy mother fucking birthday brother

                +1 -1
                • kore December 15, 2017

                  @ouch Thx,

                  +0 -0
    • prolurkercrazy December 14, 2017

      @ouch those are nice looking fun bags. Nice job Ouchie!

      +2 -2
    • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

      @ouch I envy you, you sum bitch lol i hope have a good time man :)

      +1 -1
    • sarge07 December 14, 2017

      @ouch hubbahubba

      +1 -10
      • ouch December 15, 2017

        @sarge07 lol

        +0 -1
    • happyjack December 14, 2017

      @ouch good luck clown man

      +5 -5
      • ouch December 15, 2017

        @happyjack thanks bro. I read ya doggie style blog lol I twitched so watch ya back haha

        +1 -1
  • maddog123 December 14, 2017

    Spent last night bailing out a friend

    A dumb ass friend he can't read for shit and as a bad joke his other so called friends played a bad joke on him,they gave him a tee shirt eagle wings across the shoulders looked pretty bad ass but the writing on it wasn't! On the back it said I suck dick for free,and on the front it said I'm fucking gay live with it or suck my dick! And those friends of his took him to a bikers bar and the shit hit the fan! Half of them just laughed ? But the other half didn't take kindly having a fag coming into there bar/club wearing that shit!

    Long story short Dave's shit got ruled off him but he sent a couple of those big boys to the emergency room including a cop who got hit in the face with some glass, I hope after this Dave learns how to fucking read he says he's going to try but first he says he's going to kill Doug and that bunch for giving him that tee shirt! Oh well I hear they got programs in prison that teaches you how to read and get a deploma GED

    What ever! The end and bite my ass if this was to long of a bull shiting half ass rant

    +2 -3
    • felterupgood December 14, 2017

      @maddog123

      Didn't the bikers think they guys he came with were gay too? Seems like the joke could have backfired.

      I don't even hang out with guys who wear gay shirts.... and definitely not anyone wearing a shit that says they suck dick.

      +3 -10
      • maddog123 December 14, 2017

        @felterupgood I hear they hung back it is dark in that place and all were drunk in there so it took some time before any one noticed I was told Dave was in there bout an hour before the drunk fucks noticed hell most of those bikers can't read either anyway there all a fucking joke there 99% ride fucking rice burners some ride fucking mopads its enough to make me want to well never mind dumbasses in Harley gear riding mopads lol fucking joke

        +1 -2
        • felterupgood December 14, 2017

          @maddog123

          I know almost nothing about biker gangs but I would think they would have a minimum horse power required (on a hog) in their bylaws. Maybe the mopeds were jacked up.

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  • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

    Whatever yer thinking.......................DON'T DO IT!!!!

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    • prolurkercrazy December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder,

      What if I was going to say something nice about you?

      +2 -2
      • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy

        IF?!

        If bullfrogs had machine guns there wouldn't be frog giggers!

        'If' is a big word,.. Pro

        Besides,..no way wuz you gunna say something nice about me.......lol

        +10 -4
        • prolurkercrazy December 14, 2017

          @GrimmWilder lol! I DIDN'T say that I would. Just asking a hypothetical..

          ;-)

          +2 -2
          • GrimmWilder December 15, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy ....I don't deal in hypo's Brother....but i think we'll get along now, you and I.......

            +2 -2
    • ouch December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I was thinking of changing my avatar lol

      +2 -10
      • GrimmWilder December 15, 2017

        @ouch ..OK Already motherfucker!.....I'll leave Gene Wilder on since my new name is in his honor anyways.....

        I really thought somebody would of picked up on that b4 now ...i didn't want to use a GW picture till somebody made the connection,..which srv finally did yesterday....So unless i find a better picture of Gene Wilder we're good to go..........for a while anyways.......lol,..,.,.,

        +2 -2
        • ohyeah3333 December 15, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Ouch is a true and honest cunt. Sbohica told me to watch him, unbiased and he's a complete prick who thinks he owns this site. He expects people to love him. He receives one minus vote and he goes nuts. Its too bad he's not buddies with the powers around here because then it would prove how unnormal and a hateful bitch he is. He's a racist but hides it here to save face. I can't stand the prick! Sbohica wasc110% correct on his evaluation of him.

          +2 -1
          • happyjack December 15, 2017

            @ohyeah3333 lol your're talking to yourself.

            +2 -1
  • picklehiesner December 14, 2017

    "Don't believe everything you read on crazyshit".

    - Thomas Jefferson

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    • maddog123 December 14, 2017

      @picklehiesner or maddog that's me!

      +2 -1
  • kingbigballs December 14, 2017

    I have a story and it's true it happened Tuesday

    Not too long ago I asked my wife if I could hire a housekeeper have her come once a week the wife said ok so I found one on Craigslist called her up and 2 days later over a pleasantly plump girl pretty face cute butt and big tits she went to work cleaning as I'm doing a project outside in the cold 22 degrees so I had the heat in the house set at 78 so when I came inside I would be warm so I was taking a break and taking to the girl as she cleaned since it was pretty warm in the house she had her jacket and sweater off all I could see was cleavage with her low cut shirt I didn't want to stair so back outside I went then a bit latter went in for more coffee sat down at the breakfast bar and drank it as we talked more turns out she smokes weed I asked if she wanted to get high I don't smoke but my wife does she gets high we talk more as she cleans I'm kinda horny from looking at cleavage so I went for it and asked if she would finish cleaning topless for another $20 she said ok I'm watching as big boobs are swinging around as she cleans and bends over.... I say wanna smoke another joint she said ok as we are going to the garage so she can smoke I ask if she can squeeze her tits for me she said you can

    It was all over from there I squeezed her tits them started sucking them as she got stoned I put my hand down her pants found a wet pussy I said let's go to the couch so at the couch she gets naked I play with her clit and put two fingers in her till she cums a few times then as I stand up to adjust the hard cock In my pants she pulls it out and starts sucking my cock fuck it felt good to didn't take too much before I came I said I wasn't expecting that she said well your fingers know what there doing... she finished cleaning and left I told her I'd be calling her soon and I think I'm going to call her today I found a couple spots she missed that need cleaning....... that's my story And no my wife don't know but she really would not care I have two freebies from the different two times she got fucked by other dudes but that's a different story

    KBB

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    • Cory H. December 14, 2017

      @kingbigballs,

      Please see picklehiesner‘s Thomas Jefferson quote.

      +14 -0
      • ouch December 14, 2017

        @Cory H. you're such an asshole Cory lol +1

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      • kingbigballs December 14, 2017

        @Cory H.

        And I was going to put CS on her tits then send it in

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        • ouch December 14, 2017

          @kingbigballs If you do then you shall be KING

          +4 -12
      • kingbigballs December 14, 2017

        @Cory H.

        That's not nice but it's true...

        Your still a dick

        +5 -0
        • Cory H. December 14, 2017

          @kingbigballs,

          +1 fake Mod.

          +5 -2
      • maddog123 December 14, 2017

        @Cory H. And maddogs!

        +3 -1
        • Cory H. December 14, 2017

          @maddog123,

          And Maddog. +1.

          +4 -0
      • happyjack December 14, 2017

        @Cory H. Wics baby

        +4 -5
    • kingbigballs December 14, 2017

      @kingbigballs

      I just got off the phone with her I'm seeing her again on Wednesday I will send her tits that day with CS on them and KBB

      thank you and have a fucked day

      KBB

      +3 -0
      • happyjack December 14, 2017

        @kingbigballs is pimpin easy? KBB: yes pimpin is eazy.

        +3 -6
    • felterupgood December 14, 2017

      @kingbigballs

      So you are saying the King has queen bangers in his court.

      +1 -7
  • nybadguy December 14, 2017

    Wake n bake mother fucker's. Its snowing weee

    +4 -0
    • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

      @nybadguy fuck yeah I'm doing the same shit, except with a beer. Idk how you deal with the snow, I fucking hate that shit. Hope you have a good one man.

      +2 -2
      • sarge07 December 14, 2017

        @ketamine<3 people in Tucson can't drive in the rain, much less what little snow the city ever gets. I'm gonna have some bumper stickers made that read "Helen Keller is alive and well, and driving in Tucson".

        +4 -11
        • nybadguy December 14, 2017

          @sarge07 HAHA.

          +0 -0
        • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

          @sarge07 your right about that. People can't drive for shit when there's any kind of weather other than sunshine in Tucson.

          Lol you should make that sticker that would be awesome.

          +0 -0
      • nybadguy December 14, 2017

        @ketamine<3 HAHA cheers bro. Snow isn't that bad if you have the right stuff to deal with it. I got a quad and snow blower that's all i need. I work indoors in the winter. Where do you live that bro?

        +1 -0
        • ketamine<3 December 14, 2017

          @nybadguy im in Tucson AZ, I love the weather here. Indoors or outdoors I still hate the cold! But I suppose anyone would grow accustomed to whatever they lived in. I'm the type that when I get cold I can't warm up for hours I'm only 130 lbs and have most of my intestines removed so not much to keep me warm lol. Go make a big snow dick in your neighbors yard :)

          +0 -1
    • picklehiesner December 14, 2017

      @nybadguy I was blowing fat clouds this morning

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      • what now? whats next? December 14, 2017

        @picklehiesner Who wasnt maaan?

        +5 -0
      • nybadguy December 14, 2017

        @picklehiesner right on bro. Happy tokin

        +2 -0
      • felterupgood December 14, 2017

        @picklehiesner

        I'm hoping that "Fat Clouds" isn't "Fat Albert's" cousin.

        +1 -7
      • happyjack December 14, 2017

        @picklehiesner I gotcha but don't say that if you come to California. "Blowing clouds" out here refers to a whole different type of smoke...

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  • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

    ""Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.

    In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.

    Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others""

    ---Titus Livius---

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    • what now? whats next? December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder you said men twice thats sexist

      +2 -0
      • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

        @what now? whats next?

        When Titus Livius says 'Men' it is to mean 'Man kind' which as you should know,.. covers women as well Oh my Brethren!!!!

        +9 -1
    • felterupgood December 14, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      Old Titus was walking around at the same time as Jesus lived.

      How could a historian at the time of Jesus not even write about him? He must have been a terrible historian ... or he worked for MSNBC

      +2 -8
      • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

        @felterupgood +++Well my good man, since you bring it up:...

        Titus Livius (Livy) was born around 60 years before Mary gave birth to Jesus......in a time when only pagan gods were openly worshiped,...and Livy died when Jesus was only 17yrs old.....years before Jesus performed all his miracles or had any kind of a following.....and it wasn't until Jesus died that his 12 disciples made a big dust-up over the jew's god and his messiah ......as a matter of fact, pretty much every source that mention Jesus were written well after his death.....original sources such as the apocryphal texts weren't written until the first and perhaps the second centuries of the Christian Era some 2-300yrs after Livy's time,..,,.,.,

        So it is no surprise to me that Livy never even heard of Jesus.....

        +2 -2
  • what now? whats next? December 14, 2017

    crazy shit need more brutall ass beat downs ya hurd?

    +2 -0
  • ouch December 14, 2017

    OK. So I am putting together a wics for you fukkers before i head off to fuck this big titted 24 year old i mentioned earlier! I should be back in time to finish it up and hopefully have some video or pics of my FUCKTACUALR night.....and after reading through some of the high +'d comments I noticed that some people can't take a joke and some take a joke to far, The old racist ouch will not be back but having said that some of the race jokes are funny without being off the wall offensive Just using a bit of humor in the clip presented. So i suggest if you cant get over it don't bother to watch the next wics as I wont be defending my potion of the picks I have selected. Yep the obvious attacks and slander towards black and white people will be tossed in the do not use pile but when it is funny and not meant to be hateful I will use it. It is about time we all learnt to laugh at ourselves and the world around us.....After all we all have one great thing in common. We are all CS members

    Peace bitches

    Ouch!

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    • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

      @ouch

      That chick i seen ain't got Big tits Ouch.....she got 'Big Ol'PARTY Tits!!!!

      *make sure you have EMT on speed dial Old'Boy*....lol

      +7 -1
    • picklehiesner December 14, 2017

      @ouch get some ouchy !

      +3 -0
    • felterupgood December 14, 2017

      @ouch

      Amen, If it's funny nothing should be off the table.

      However there are members here who think everything is about them and they spoil the fun with their snowflake un-righteous indignation.

      Give em hell!

      +1 -10
      • happyjack December 14, 2017

        @felterupgood "there are members here" quit being such a bitch and call out who you need to call out by name and move on. Otherwise shut up about it already. The passive aggressive shit is for wives and girlfriends. Be a man. This is Crazyshit not bitchshit.

        If you say your peace and quit the bullshit, I'd be done with you. But keep up the passive aggressive shit it and I'm going to keep riding you as well. Your choice.

        you're calling others snowflakes yet you may be the biggest snowflake around.

        +9 -1
    • happyjack December 14, 2017

      @ouch You're coming from a genuine position of having fun not spreading hate. Whatever you put together regardless of how it may look on the surface, we know it's coming from a good place and the intention behind it.

      +5 -7
      • ouch December 15, 2017

        @happyjack thanks dude. I like the new me. All I had to do is be who I am in real life on CS. I hope others see it that way too

        +1 -1
    • what now? whats next? December 14, 2017

      @ouch And then you woke up.

      +2 -0
      • ouch December 15, 2017

        @what now? whats next? Lol

        +1 -1
  • truckingman December 14, 2017

    Today may mark the end of CrazyShit dot com with the repeal of the 'net neutrality' rules, Internet service providers can, and will, censor or block web sites they do not want their customers to visit. YouTube may also be on the list of blocked web sites. I suggest we enjoy our time on CrazyShit until the Internet service providers censor or block our access to our favorite web site.

    The New York Times - F.C.C. Repeals Net Neutrality Rules

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/14/technology/net-neutrality-repeal-vote.html

    Rolling Stone - What The Net Neutrality Repeal Means For Us

    https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/what-the-net-neutrality-repeal-means-for-us-w514104

    Sadly, Robert Hallock

    +3 -0
    • felterupgood December 14, 2017

      @truckingman

      Providers don't want to lose customers. That cuts their profit

      +3 -10
  • ouch December 14, 2017

    OK I have driven out to bumfuck no where and checked in to my room. King Spa suite my ass, but at least it's clean. I sized up the bend and though how are my little legs gonna pump this busty chick doggie style without spending the night on fucking tippy toes? So being the Can do cunt that I am I flipped the mattress off and took the fucking wheels off the thing. Perfect! now it wont be moving all over the place while the MIDGET FUCKING IS ON.. I took pictures for you fukkers so I will upload to the forums after my night of fun. Hell I even put the restraints under the bed so when I get her worked up and trusting I can cuff her in the star position and go to town on her. I am going to fuck this bird 6 ways from Sunday. Schwing Baby Yeah ....I love this lifestyle.

    +1 -10
    • felterupgood December 14, 2017

      @ouch

      You know.... you really need a production crew to take care of these details.

      Just one question.... why are you flipping the mattress and waking up all those bed bugs? They gonna suck you dry AND follow you home.

      +1 -8
      • ouch December 14, 2017

        @felterupgood Actually it was spotless under there. I got 4 hours before she shows up. Now the question is have a wank now or risk It?

        +2 -9
    • happyjack December 14, 2017

      @ouch haha I have the same problem but in an opposite way. If I'm standing on the ground and have my wife on the edge of the bed on her knees she's a little too high so she has to kind of contort lower or I have to get on my tip toes, but there's no way in hell we could both be on the bed doggy I'd be fucking the air about 6" above her back lol

      +5 -2
      • ouch December 15, 2017

        @happyjack ah fuck now I have a mental image and.......it twitched....happy ending lol

        +0 -2
  • Cory H. December 14, 2017

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  • what now? whats next? December 14, 2017

    Take me down to the paradise titty where the boob is round and the nipples are pretty

    +1 -0
    • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      "She just a hooker workin the street

      with a wet sloppy pussy that's tough to beat""

      (oh will you pay to take me home)

      +2 -1
  • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

    The Great GrimmWilder , "Caesar in perpetuum"...BWAAAHAAA!!!

    +2 -2
  • GrimmWilder December 14, 2017

    Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson just received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!!!!

    +4 -2
    • prolurkercrazy December 15, 2017

      @GrimmWilder College football National Champ, Pro Wrestler, and Actor. Congratz to the "Rock" +1

      +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder December 15, 2017

    As King i'd like to extend my most hearty welcome to our newest member to CrazyShit.com,.... 'monicaluvdweeds'

    +2 -2
    • ouch December 15, 2017

      @GrimmWilder your Crown was handed to you by the court jester and his many accounts. You know it. We know it. Everybody knows it. All the while the running tally of Neggs on my name from his many names is upward of 4000.

      +2 -2
      • GrimmWilder December 15, 2017

        @ouch ...I know nothing of the kind!

        Besides:

        You sound bitter Oh my Brethren,..,.,,.

        +2 -3
        • ouch December 15, 2017

          @GrimmWilder nope not bitter at all. Just find facts a little more funny these days then BS

          +2 -1
          • happyjack December 15, 2017

            @ouch lol the bizarre world of Crazyshit, where facts are misconceived as emotions. God damn right Sbohica voted him to the top and others far away from the list. It's the reason he still stays in good favor with Sbohica.

            On the flip side fuck that fake list, it's tainted worse that Sbohica's stank pussy. Uh oh I hope he doesn't neg me off the list now....scary. Fuck himmmmm.

            +2 -1
            • GrimmWilder December 15, 2017

              @babykounta

              Aww what's tha matter?....little baby crying "you kounta been king without sbohica!, Waa!'Unfair unfair'!!..Waaa!

              Get over it you fuckin baby.....

              I make jokes about it and you make complaints...

              +1 -1
  • ouch December 15, 2017

    Thank you CS for a working bottom button on the rant page.

    +0 -1
 
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