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December 27, 2017

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  • GrimmWilder December 27, 2017

    The Gods are angry....and they're watching!

    +2 -5
    • prolurkercrazy December 27, 2017

      @GrimmWilder what evidence do you have that there are:

      1) Gods

      2)"They" are angry

      3) "They" watch anything

      +4 -3
      • GrimmWilder December 27, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy ..OK, i'll put it in words you'll understand:

        1) Trump

        2)Trump

        3)Trump

        +3 -7
        • prolurkercrazy December 27, 2017

          @GrimmWilder you know saying that 3 times invokes him and he makes your ass great (ache) again...

          +5 -3
        • srv December 27, 2017

          @GrimmWilder +

          Ahhh yes ... The Anointed One.

          +1 -3
    • felterupgood December 27, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      I have an avatar for that.

      +2 -3
    • maddog123 December 27, 2017

      @GrimmWilder fucking got that right I got law dogs all over my ass but I'm clean !!!

      I know they will be back just hope they don't throw down on me and say its my shit they are good about planting shit on people and busting your ass I no three people that's serving hard time because they pissed off the wrong person and today I pissed off one of those people now I'm getting harrased

      Fuck! Yep the gods are pissed fuck again!

      +1 -0
  • ketamine<3 December 27, 2017

    Have a great all you shitters! :)

    +4 -1
    • prolurkercrazy December 27, 2017

      @ketamine<3 a great what?

      +6 -1
      • kore December 27, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy I think he meant 'grape',,,, Although I still don't get it.... :/

        +5 -0
        • ketamine<3 December 27, 2017

          @kore yes, have a grape, but only the green ones the red ones suck.

          +3 -0
          • kore December 27, 2017

            @ketamine<3 i had to jump on that one... Lmmfao...

            +3 -0
            • ketamine<3 December 27, 2017

              @kore I got a good laugh out of it lol

              +2 -0
      • ketamine<3 December 27, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy lol my bad I probly meant great day but I was drunk so there's no telling

        +3 -0
  • kore December 27, 2017

    Define Irony, (True story),.... 'Gary Kremen, founder of match.com, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com;

    +4 -0
    • GrimmWilder December 27, 2017

      @kore ..You want Irony?

      The Nobel Peace Prize is named after the dude that invented dynamite.,.,

      +5 -1
      • kore December 27, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Its a mad and crazy world, we might as well enjoy the ride bro

        +5 -0
        • srv December 27, 2017

          @kore +

          We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

          +3 -0
          • kore December 27, 2017

            @srv You know what they say... "When they throw you to the wolves, JOIN the pack" ... Fuck it!!!!

            +2 -0
      • sarge07 December 27, 2017

        @GrimmWilder and they gave it to man who did nothing to earn it.

        +4 -1
        • srv December 27, 2017

          @sarge07 +

          Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

          +6 -0
      • letmefindout December 27, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Misery is a cold toilet seat at 3am.

        Irony is it doesn't matter because you ran out of toilet paper.

        +0 -0
    • prolurkercrazy December 27, 2017

      @kore That's not irony that's Karma! ROFLMAO!

      +4 -0
    • sarge07 December 27, 2017

      @kore I know, that's funny shit.

      +3 -0
  • sarge07 December 27, 2017

    I hate fucking useless celebrities no actual news on Yahoo's home page, but hey we exactly when wacko jacko's kids run loose, of when a Kartrashian fuckin farts. Yahoo has gone down the toilet ofev the years that fuckin Marissa Mayer ran the damn place.

    +2 -0
    • ketamine<3 December 27, 2017

      @sarge07 almost all news is getting that way, I don't need to know about that shit. It's just to make us all dumber and distracted.

      +2 -0
      • sarge07 December 27, 2017

        @ketamine<3 yep, the news is fucked, fucked, fucked, and fucked. I wouldn't care if all celebrities contracted some virus and fuckin died. It can afflict the Kartrashians, move to the Smiths, Depp Damon, Affleck, etc.

        +1 -0
    • happyjack December 27, 2017

      @sarge07 Gotta give that yahoo page the boot.

      +2 -0
      • sarge07 December 28, 2017

        @happyjack THE SAD THING MY FRIEND, I've had a yahoo account since 92 when they first came online and it was a great until Marissa Mayer and her merry band of idiot children have really fucked up the site.

        +0 -0
  • sarge07 December 27, 2017

    Just got back from the doc's office about the knee, we stopped at Denny's for a bite and most of teens in there were in their pajamas. What the fuck? When did pajamas become everyday let's go out wear. My sister told me I needed to pay more attention, and fuck everywhere I looked this afternoon were teens in pajamas. Denny's, the grocery store, Ace Hardware and eve Home Depot. Am I missing something in today's youth?

    +1 -0
    • letmefindout December 27, 2017

      @sarge07

      I have been known to wear pajamas to Wal*Mart.

      A. I'm usually there late at night, it's a last minute trip, and

      B. I just don't give a fuck what others think.

      +1 -0
      • sarge07 December 28, 2017

        @letmefindout LOL, I believe you

        +0 -0
    • ketamine<3 December 29, 2017

      @sarge07 I think it just shows how lazy and sad the youth in this country are. If I did that my mother would have whooped my ass. Now parents are just kids themselves who don't know how (or even want to) raise a child. It's sad.

      +1 -0
  • truckingman December 27, 2017

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    http://youtu.be/4OTZdLNoCgQ (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4OTZdLNoCgQ&feature=youtu.be)

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +4 -0
  • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

    Some days you feel like a blunt

    Some times you smoke

    Some days feel like a drink

    Some time you get blacked out drunk during the week, puke all over your bathroom, wake up in your tub 15 minutes before you're due to work and still grind out that pay check to survive in this rat race we all exist in

    +1 -0
  • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

    WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE

    +1 -0
  • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

    I bought a big black magic marker...

    If I get the old lady dunk on New Year's night, I'm tagging CS on both tits and sending that shit in... I suggest any of you other shitters in a relationship do the same....

    PS please no tranny or dick pics

    +2 -0
    • fistermister December 27, 2017

      @working4theweekend; dude, draw a Fister on her boobie, and We'll all know you love CrazyShit!

      +1 -0
      • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

        @fistermister Lmao. I'll be lucky if I get CS on a tit with out her waking as she's ticklish both drunk and sober

        +1 -0
      • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

        @fistermister I'll make something happen

        +2 -0
      • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

        @fistermister maybe I can get some date rape drugs from Maddog

        +1 -0
        • maddog123 December 27, 2017

          @working4theweekend

          I've never dealt with those drugs but I can turn you on to a very good rubber handle hammer they work even better than those date drugs and using the hammer is way cheaper than using those date drugs yeah boy!!!

          +2 -0
          • srv December 28, 2017

            @maddog123

            You mean a small mallet. hehe ...

            +1 -0
    • letmefindout December 27, 2017

      @working4theweekend

      "I'm tagging CS on both tits and sending that shit in... I suggest any of you other shitters in a relationship do the same....PS please no tranny or dick pics"

      Then why would you send the pic?

      +1 -0
  • maddog123 December 27, 2017

    BIP RIGHT ON THE FUCKING HEAD YEAH BOY!!!!!!!

    +2 -0
    • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

      @maddog123 Thst always works. I just have to watch out for who I bip on the head and fuck, otherwise I could potentially contract the same itchy balls disease you have long suffered from

      +1 -0
    • working4theweekend December 27, 2017

      @maddog123 YEAH BOY!!!!

      +1 -0
  • periwinkle December 27, 2017

    If you play "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins at 11:56:40 PM the banging drum part peaks exactly at midnight fyi

    +0 -0
  • maddog123 December 28, 2017

    Sat up 24 hours watching toy story I went thru quarter bag coke oz bag of weed three blow jobs from three different ugly women with extra large lips and I scratched my balls till they became inflamed and hurting like hell I used three tubes of itchy relief cream on them got some of it on my junk so as not to east it I jacked off to a high cum yeah boy fuck it I'm exhausted and going to bed good night

    Fuck the new year and hope you all enjoyed boxing day yeah boy so happy st Patty's day !!!

    Peace!

    +1 -0
    • srv December 28, 2017

      @maddog123 +

      You are the man! Easy on the powder, though ... lol.

      There is nothing like grabbing their heads and making them quack like ducks.

      Good for you!!

      +0 -0
      • maddog123 December 28, 2017

        @srv I had some/some help with the nose candy the weed I have I grow in a undisclosed location till ga makes it legal ! Probably when hell freezes I did have to pay those ugly ass trailer whores extra to put paper bags over there heads!

        +0 -0
        • felterupgood December 29, 2017

          @maddog123

          Wouldn't you save money if you just put one bag over your own head?

          +0 -0
  • what now? whats next? December 28, 2017

    Dont worry my guys, doc said not to do heavy lifting so i now sit down when i pee :D

    +1 -0
    • sarge07 December 28, 2017

      @what now? whats next? dreamin again, LOL

      +1 -0
  • kore December 28, 2017

    Its so fuckin cold out that i sneezed and the mist turnedinto snow.

    +0 -0
    • sarge07 December 28, 2017

      @kore gross, booger snow

      +0 -0
  • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

    ((Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera))

    In the 2nd century, Celsus, a Greek philosopher, wrote that Jesus's father was a Roman soldier named Panthera. The views of Celsus drew responses from Origen who considered it a fabricated story. Celsus' claim is only known from Origen's reply. Origen writes:

    Let us return, however, to the words put into the mouth of the Jew, where "the mother of Jesus" is described as having been "turned out by the carpenter who was betrothed to her, as she had been convicted of adultery and had a child by a certain soldier named Panthera"

    And here i thought GOD's name was "I Am".,.,.,.

    +0 -1
    • felterupgood December 28, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      I'm surprised that such a learned scholar as yourself doesn't know that Jesus's father was Zechariah.

      I may have to demote you standing from hero to just plain old mentor

      +0 -0
      • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

        @felterupgood

        Don't believe the lie son.......

        +0 -1
    • sarge07 December 28, 2017

      @GrimmWilder are you sure he wasn't talking about Jesus's brother John?

      +0 -0
      • felterupgood December 28, 2017

        @sarge07

        John and Jesus were half brothers. As they say ....my brother from another mother.

        +0 -0
      • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

        @sarge07

        Ain't there a third brother named Ringo?

        +0 -1
        • felterupgood December 28, 2017

          @GrimmWilder

          Peace and Love

          Peace and Love

          I'm not giving anyone my autograph. Stop asking...

          Peace and Love

          +0 -0
  • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

    One of the best westerns would be "Life and times of Judge Roy Bean" played my Paul Newman and there is another movie with Walter Brennan as Judge Roy Bean and Gary Cooper as Cole Hardin in the 1940 film "The Westerner"......I tell ya,....make time to take a good look at films like these.....cuz they ain't making no more like'em,.,.,..,

    +1 -1
    • sarge07 December 28, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Newmans was by far the best. Rumor has it that Holltweird is actually producing a couple of new for TV prime time westerns and one may be about early Tucson.

      +1 -0
      • letmefindout December 28, 2017

        @sarge07

        Netflix "Longmire."

        +1 -0
        • Cory H. December 28, 2017

          @letmefindout,

          We just finished watching all of that. We really liked it. And we hit to see most of it after the Netflix upgrade to 4K

          +0 -0
        • sarge07 December 28, 2017

          @letmefindout Longmire is good for a "modern" western.

          +0 -0
  • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

    Fucking Cocaine Baby!,..... El Camino la Muerte!!

    +0 -1
  • what now? whats next? December 28, 2017

    Having dreadlocks can sometimes be a pain in the ass. My nose was running and the fucking snot hit my hair i got so fucking pissed so i go to wash my hands for some stupid reason idk what i was thinking and when i put my head down the fucking water shits soaked my hair and i almost fucking shot myself on fucking spot....... But dreadlocks do get you bitches so im okayy sorta

    +1 -0
    • sarge07 December 28, 2017

      @what now? whats next? AHH HAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

      +1 -0
    • felterupgood December 28, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      They make it harder to get a job at the daycare center too.

      +2 -0
    • felterupgood December 28, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      With all your current knowledge about how to get bitches..... I'll bet you would just as good without them. Just don't be like Sampson and lose your confidence.

      +2 -0
    • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

      @what now? whats next?

      I once got my hair caught in a garbage disposal washing dishes......so don't feel bad Dude,.,.,.,.

      +1 -1
      • felterupgood December 28, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        Hair jokes aren't as funny as dick jokes.

        +1 -0
        • sarge07 December 28, 2017

          @felterupgood I would seriously have to question one's actions that got one's dick caught in the garbage disposal.

          +0 -0
          • felterupgood December 29, 2017

            @sarge07

            Me too.. but how about a vacuum hose? ...or milking machine?

            +0 -0
  • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

    Takže jsem byl na silvestrovském večírku opilý jako devítičlenný černý a omyl se omdlel a probudil jsem se s knírkem, který byl nalepen na vánoční přání ....... Chlapec jsem byl někdy naštvaný, když Zjistil jsem, že má matka pokryté nejméně deset dolarů!

    +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

    YE IS FUCKING UP AND THY GODS SEE THEE!

    +0 -1
  • felterupgood December 28, 2017

    I'm starting to like my avatar of God glaring down on the guy flapping. Unfortunately the compression lost the animation.

    I think I'll be God on here and rule over the "kings" here. You kings are now my minions ....and will be judged along side the common man.

    +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder December 28, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Well if you're a god then how bout making your neck 3 feet long so you can stuff your head up your own ass and send us the picture,.,.,.lol

      +0 -1
      • felterupgood December 28, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        You already have a guy on here with that avatar. I'm the God of originality.

        Now drop and give me 20.

        +0 -0
  • felterupgood December 28, 2017

    I'm wondering if Sobitch can lurk around and just read comments even though his ip is prohibited. He must feel like Dan Aykroyd in trading places.... looking through the window at Eddie dining with the elite at the restaurant, while he stood hungry in the rain in the dirty Santa costume. Oh how that's a delicious cold dish.

    Sadly I have an opening for a new follower. I seem to be down to just one.

    +0 -0
 
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