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December 29, 2017

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  • felterupgood December 29, 2017

    If you smoke after sex, you were probably doing it too fast.

    ...or you have some dank weed.

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  • thebutcher18 December 29, 2017

    Stop talking about sex. My youngest babygirl is 9 month now. On Christmaseve my wife told me that she is pregnant again. OMFG! How could this happen? Call me the babymaker

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    • letmefindout December 29, 2017

      @thebutcher18

      If you were the catcher instead of the pitcher you wouldn't have these problems.

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    • nybadguy December 29, 2017

      @thebutcher18 I'm a 42 year old grandfather lol. And my youngest daughter is 9 years old. Got a total of 4 daughter's and one grand daughter. All in my house. I feel like I live in a fuckin fish market.

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      • sarge07 December 29, 2017

        @nybadguy you poor bastard

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        • srv December 30, 2017

          @sarge07

          Hey sarge, join the tribe ...

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        • nybadguy December 30, 2017

          @sarge07 yeah man. I had to kick one of there boyfriends out of my house earlier today. It's not easy bro. Gotta deal with a bunch of horny young pricks trying to get lucky with my daughter's. It's human nature I know but I still have to try and stop it.

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          • sarge07 December 30, 2017

            @nybadguy absolutely, I had a daughter once

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    • sarge07 December 29, 2017

      @thebutcher18 well, it all happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, and daddy puts his ....................................................

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      • thebutcher18 December 29, 2017

        @sarge07 oh yeah! Very much! Lol

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        • sarge07 December 29, 2017

          @thebutcher18 LOL, Happy New year, and congratulations.

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  • underpants December 29, 2017

    Best Christmas movie ever-

    Die Hard.

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  • felterupgood December 29, 2017

    At least you don't have to go through the Clinton years ...sitting in front of the TV with your family and watching the evening news talking about Monica Lewinsky and then having to explain what a blow job is ....to your wife.

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    • letmefindout December 29, 2017

      @felterupgood

      Take consolation in the fact that you didn't have to explain it to your boyfriend.

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      • sarge07 December 29, 2017

        @letmefindout Awww bad, funny but bad, unless it was your boyfriend LOL

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        • letmefindout December 30, 2017

          @sarge07

          Are you trying to resemble this remark

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  • ouch December 29, 2017

    I am fucking buggered and I have to work Saturday (tomorrow)

    I'll be awake at 2.30 in the FUCKING MORNING on my day off to go to work!

    It might be a wicsless weekend but i'll see if I can find the time and motivation to do one or of anyone else wants to go right ahead

    Ouch

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    • prolurkercrazy December 29, 2017

      @ouch that sucks man.

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    • kore December 29, 2017

      @ouch Dont be so bummed out, so do I... Hell I been getting home late as fuck, been putting in about 12 to 13 hours since Wednesday

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      • felterupgood December 29, 2017

        @kore

        Make America great again

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        • kore December 29, 2017

          @felterupgood Fuck that, I'm trying to get great!!!!!

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    • sarge07 December 29, 2017

      @ouch I had the opportunity to attend one of those party's you told me about last night.

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      • ouch December 29, 2017

        @sarge07 How did it go?

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        • sarge07 December 30, 2017

          @ouch lets just say that there are two more this weekend that I'm attending. It is odd being a single male, most of the other males think new single males are cheating on their spouses. They did give me a three page list of rules that I had to read and sign, most are just simple common sense.

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  • stinkburger December 29, 2017

    Anyone else watching the U20 world junior hockey championships? wtf happened to the USA today?

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    • maddog123 December 29, 2017

      @stinkburger DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!

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      • srv December 29, 2017

        @maddog123 +

        U called it, mad ... ?3

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  • GrimmWilder December 29, 2017

    Heard this in a movie and need a translation:

    "All you's niggas bee WAK!"

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    • srv December 29, 2017

      @GrimmWilder +

      All you niggas be crazy ... wacked out of your mofo minds.

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      • GrimmWilder December 29, 2017

        @srv

        I like that....think i'll make it my new catchphrase,..,,.,.

        "You niggas be WAK"

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    • sarge07 December 29, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I'm going to see the new western "Hostile" this weekend, it's about the "Indian Wars". Wes Study, and Christian Bale. Saw the previews at my sisters this morning.

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      • GrimmWilder December 29, 2017

        @sarge07

        In 1892, legendary Army Capt. Joseph Blocker reluctantly agrees to escort a dying Cheyenne war chief and his family back to their tribal land. Embarking on a harrowing and perilous journey from Fort Berringer, N.M., to the grasslands of Montana, they soon encounter a young widow whose family was killed on the plains. The travelers must now band together to survive a punishing landscape that's crawling with hostile Comanches and vicious outliers.,..,,

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        • sarge07 December 29, 2017

          @GrimmWilder thanks, now I don't need to see the movie, LOL

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  • srv December 29, 2017

    Pertaining to the Vegas Massacre:

    Does anyone know if they ever checked on the occupants of every room on that side of the building that night? I had a dream about a week ago that scattered rooms throughout the side of the hotel were checked out by very rich clientele who paid to witness the massacre. In my dream it was the Illuminati, but I know that that is not the case in reality. You've heard of the movie "Hostel"? Well, that is what I am talking about. And maybe the guy (I forgot his name) was in major debt and his family was threatened so he had no choice but to do what he did.

    IDK ... just wondering if they looked into that aspect of it.

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    • tmenycologist December 29, 2017

      @srv Pretaining to whatever it is you're smoking : must be some good shit.

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    • sarge07 December 29, 2017

      @srv Illuminati?? Seriously??

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    • happyjack December 29, 2017

      @srv held that smoke too long, gotta blow it out sooner, you're all whacked out.

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    • felterupgood December 30, 2017

      @srv

      I can assure you it wasn't an event for the Illuminati. I know because I wasn't invited.

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  • GrimmWilder December 29, 2017

    ALL YOU NIGGAS BE WAK!!!

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    • sarge07 December 29, 2017

      @GrimmWilder oh shut up

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      • happyjack December 29, 2017

        @sarge07 he's been feining for some race jousting for a while now, but no black members are biting. It's like race baiting with bad bait. Big skunkaroo.

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        • sarge07 December 29, 2017

          @happyjack yet cptcaveape goes after everyone else, strange no?

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          • happyjack December 29, 2017

            @sarge07 correct he goes after white people like the other baiter goes after blacks.

            Funny you should mention cptcaveape I wrote this in reply to him earlier today:

            @cptcaveape that racist shit is tired and played out. You sound no better than the hicks you despise if this is your mindset. What makes you better than white folks?

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            • pewpewpowa December 30, 2017

              @happyjack cheers! Would be awesome to see the world get it together and work with one another instead of against x)!

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              • sarge07 December 31, 2017

                @pewpewpowa not in our human nature

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            • sarge07 December 30, 2017

              @happyjack well said sir, I also replied to you yesterday that I refuse to reply and he told me to "fuck off faggot", who does that sound like? LOL

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  • kore December 29, 2017

    Just got out of work, another 12 hour day, lets see what my schedule will look like in the morn....

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  • what now? whats next? December 29, 2017

    John F Kennedy was a black woman!

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    • sarge07 December 30, 2017

      @what now? whats next? wwhhhaaaaa????

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  • periwinkle December 30, 2017

    Yo, anyone here familiar with custom liquid cooling a pc? Going to be building an itx coffee-lake system next year, but I do not know how many of each fitting I'll need. Just thought to check here along with hardware forums. Thanks

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    • what now? whats next? December 30, 2017

      @periwinkle pc gaming or whats up?

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    • pewpewpowa December 30, 2017

      @periwinkle just put the pc out in the snow, and when it warms up outside, pack it away xD

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  • GrimmWilder December 30, 2017

    "I heard Jack be nimble,..and i heard Jack be Quick,

    I heard Jack loves to eat shit and sucks a mean Dick"

    .

    .

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  • what now? whats next? December 30, 2017

    Flying High, To The Limit ♪

    ♪ Never Wondering ♪

    ♪ How I Touch The Sky, Touch The Sky ♪

    ♪ Like A Dream ♪

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  • what now? whats next? December 30, 2017

    I noticed also that when i go to check my pevious comments i get sent back to the home page like when i reach bottom of page and try to click page 2 of my comments it tells me to go fuck myself and send me back to home page

    Lol can there be a fix fam???

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