If you smoke after sex, you were probably doing it too fast.
...or you have some dank weed.
Stop talking about sex. My youngest babygirl is 9 month now. On Christmaseve my wife told me that she is pregnant again. OMFG! How could this happen? Call me the babymaker
If you were the catcher instead of the pitcher you wouldn't have these problems.
@thebutcher18 I'm a 42 year old grandfather lol. And my youngest daughter is 9 years old. Got a total of 4 daughter's and one grand daughter. All in my house. I feel like I live in a fuckin fish market.
@nybadguy you poor bastard
Hey sarge, join the tribe ...
@sarge07 yeah man. I had to kick one of there boyfriends out of my house earlier today. It's not easy bro. Gotta deal with a bunch of horny young pricks trying to get lucky with my daughter's. It's human nature I know but I still have to try and stop it.
@nybadguy absolutely, I had a daughter once
@thebutcher18 well, it all happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, and daddy puts his ....................................................
@sarge07 oh yeah! Very much! Lol
@thebutcher18 LOL, Happy New year, and congratulations.
Best Christmas movie ever-
At least you don't have to go through the Clinton years ...sitting in front of the TV with your family and watching the evening news talking about Monica Lewinsky and then having to explain what a blow job is ....to your wife.
Take consolation in the fact that you didn't have to explain it to your boyfriend.
@letmefindout Awww bad, funny but bad, unless it was your boyfriend LOL
Are you trying to resemble this remark
I am fucking buggered and I have to work Saturday (tomorrow)
I'll be awake at 2.30 in the FUCKING MORNING on my day off to go to work!
It might be a wicsless weekend but i'll see if I can find the time and motivation to do one or of anyone else wants to go right ahead
@ouch that sucks man.
@ouch Dont be so bummed out, so do I... Hell I been getting home late as fuck, been putting in about 12 to 13 hours since Wednesday
Make America great again
@felterupgood Fuck that, I'm trying to get great!!!!!
@ouch I had the opportunity to attend one of those party's you told me about last night.
@sarge07 How did it go?
@ouch lets just say that there are two more this weekend that I'm attending. It is odd being a single male, most of the other males think new single males are cheating on their spouses. They did give me a three page list of rules that I had to read and sign, most are just simple common sense.
Anyone else watching the U20 world junior hockey championships? wtf happened to the USA today?
@stinkburger DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!
U called it, mad ... ?3
Heard this in a movie and need a translation:
"All you's niggas bee WAK!"
All you niggas be crazy ... wacked out of your mofo minds.
I like that....think i'll make it my new catchphrase,..,,.,.
"You niggas be WAK"
@GrimmWilder I'm going to see the new western "Hostile" this weekend, it's about the "Indian Wars". Wes Study, and Christian Bale. Saw the previews at my sisters this morning.
In 1892, legendary Army Capt. Joseph Blocker reluctantly agrees to escort a dying Cheyenne war chief and his family back to their tribal land. Embarking on a harrowing and perilous journey from Fort Berringer, N.M., to the grasslands of Montana, they soon encounter a young widow whose family was killed on the plains. The travelers must now band together to survive a punishing landscape that's crawling with hostile Comanches and vicious outliers.,..,,
@GrimmWilder thanks, now I don't need to see the movie, LOL
Pertaining to the Vegas Massacre:
Does anyone know if they ever checked on the occupants of every room on that side of the building that night? I had a dream about a week ago that scattered rooms throughout the side of the hotel were checked out by very rich clientele who paid to witness the massacre. In my dream it was the Illuminati, but I know that that is not the case in reality. You've heard of the movie "Hostel"? Well, that is what I am talking about. And maybe the guy (I forgot his name) was in major debt and his family was threatened so he had no choice but to do what he did.
IDK ... just wondering if they looked into that aspect of it.
@srv Pretaining to whatever it is you're smoking : must be some good shit.
@srv Illuminati?? Seriously??
@srv held that smoke too long, gotta blow it out sooner, you're all whacked out.
I can assure you it wasn't an event for the Illuminati. I know because I wasn't invited.
ALL YOU NIGGAS BE WAK!!!
@GrimmWilder oh shut up
@sarge07 he's been feining for some race jousting for a while now, but no black members are biting. It's like race baiting with bad bait. Big skunkaroo.
@happyjack yet cptcaveape goes after everyone else, strange no?
@sarge07 correct he goes after white people like the other baiter goes after blacks.
Funny you should mention cptcaveape I wrote this in reply to him earlier today:
@cptcaveape that racist shit is tired and played out. You sound no better than the hicks you despise if this is your mindset. What makes you better than white folks?
@happyjack cheers! Would be awesome to see the world get it together and work with one another instead of against x)!
@pewpewpowa not in our human nature
@happyjack well said sir, I also replied to you yesterday that I refuse to reply and he told me to "fuck off faggot", who does that sound like? LOL
Just got out of work, another 12 hour day, lets see what my schedule will look like in the morn....
John F Kennedy was a black woman!
@what now? whats next? wwhhhaaaaa????
Yo, anyone here familiar with custom liquid cooling a pc? Going to be building an itx coffee-lake system next year, but I do not know how many of each fitting I'll need. Just thought to check here along with hardware forums. Thanks
@periwinkle pc gaming or whats up?
@periwinkle just put the pc out in the snow, and when it warms up outside, pack it away xD
"I heard Jack be nimble,..and i heard Jack be Quick,
I heard Jack loves to eat shit and sucks a mean Dick"
Flying High, To The Limit ♪
♪ Never Wondering ♪
♪ How I Touch The Sky, Touch The Sky ♪
♪ Like A Dream ♪
I noticed also that when i go to check my pevious comments i get sent back to the home page like when i reach bottom of page and try to click page 2 of my comments it tells me to go fuck myself and send me back to home page
Lol can there be a fix fam???