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January 1, 2018

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  • felterupgood January 1, 2018

    Happy 2018

    +6 -1
  • GrimmWilder January 1, 2018

    It's 2018.....AKA year of the Sheboon!!!

    BWAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

    +1 -8
    • felterupgood January 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Year of the dog

      +2 -1
    • sarge07 January 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder seriously??

      +1 -0
      • GrimmWilder January 1, 2018

        @sarge07

        ,... YES,..it is year of the Sheboon....i looked it up.......lol

        .

        .

        And NO,.... Not seriously......when have you ever known me to be serious?

        +1 -2
        • sarge07 January 1, 2018

          @GrimmWilder oy vey

          +0 -0
          • prolurkercrazy January 1, 2018

            @sarge07 I didn't know you were Jewish...

            =)

            +2 -0
          • happyjack January 1, 2018

            @sarge07 the -8 believe it was on the serious side.

            +3 -1
            • GrimmWilder January 3, 2018

              @little peeper

              So when i get a -8 it's serious, but when YOU get -8 or more it's all the racists banning against you?....lol....lol....lol

              I didn't know they let hoodrats into fantasyland...lol

              +0 -1
  • kungfubeaner January 1, 2018

    Happy New Yers everyone!

    +7 -1
  • kingbigballs January 1, 2018

    happy new year even tho I don't know any of you fuckers

    I did get a few last negs in before the end of the year cause I'm a fucking neger

    +2 -2
  • letmefindout January 1, 2018

    What are your New Year's resolutions?

    +3 -2
    • kingbigballs January 1, 2018

      @letmefindout

      One of mine is to care even less about shit I could care even less about

      +2 -1
    • woodchipper30 January 1, 2018

      @letmefindout PLOWING PEOPLE

      +2 -0
    • wombatbytes January 1, 2018

      @letmefindout : I'm giving some serious thought to fucking off to SE Asia for 3 or 4 months backpacking.

      I will avoid scooters like the plague!

      +6 -0
      • sarge07 January 1, 2018

        @wombatbytes and elephants

        +2 -0
      • prolurkercrazy January 1, 2018

        @wombatbytes and Snakes! and Monkies! and oooohrangatangs!

        =)

        +2 -0
        • sarge07 January 2, 2018

          @prolurkercrazy especially monkeys, those bastards are fuckin mean

          +0 -0
    • ketamine<3 January 1, 2018

      @letmefindout resolutions are for middle aged people who haven't accepted the fact your not gonna change at this point. Fuck it do what you like to do.

      +1 -0
      • letmefindout January 1, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Regrets are also a part of that.

        +2 -0
        • ketamine<3 January 1, 2018

          @letmefindout true.

          +1 -0
        • sarge07 January 1, 2018

          @letmefindout an old Lakota proverb; "If you have no regrets, you have not lived"

          +1 -0
    • sarge07 January 1, 2018

      @letmefindout none at all

      +0 -0
    • felterupgood January 1, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Prepare for war with North Korea incase the power grid goes down

      +0 -0
      • sarge07 January 1, 2018

        @felterupgood horseshit

        +0 -0
        • felterupgood January 1, 2018

          @sarge07

          Really? I thought the military taught to have three backup plans because the third one was probably the one you would be using.

          +0 -0
          • sarge07 January 2, 2018

            @felterupgood backup plans are one thing, we have the technology to take out anything kim jun fatass sends up. Kim jun fatass has been making threats at this country since his equally deranged father died and started to control the world's weather.

            +0 -0
  • maddog123 January 1, 2018

    I'm going on a diet and lose some weight!!!!!!!

    I'm going to stick to no fat pussy the rest of the year yeah boy!!!!!!

    +3 -1
    • letmefindout January 1, 2018

      @maddog123

      And here I thought it would be to get the Nobel Prize for finding the cure to scratchy nuts.

      +4 -2
      • woodchipper30 January 1, 2018

        @letmefindout I keep mine oilly they don't itch or stick

        +3 -1
        • letmefindout January 1, 2018

          @woodchipper30

          Alright, not the Nobel Prize but you get a plus 1

          +2 -2
      • sarge07 January 1, 2018

        @letmefindout all he has to do is smear his balls with peanut butter and let the cat lick it off.

        +0 -0
    • woodchipper30 January 1, 2018

      @maddog123 What are you going to eat for treats i still like fresh clean pussy biscuits

      +2 -1
    • woodchipper30 January 1, 2018

      @maddog123 I LIKE Pussy biscuits but not on a male like in that fucked video

      +2 -1
    • felterupgood January 1, 2018

      @maddog123

      Good luck with that..... They don't even make "no fat pussy" any more. Haven't you been to Wal-Mart in the last ten years? It's a parade of hoggers... Many are on the small self powered floats.

      +0 -0
  • ouch January 1, 2018

    Happy 2018 fukkers

    I made you cunts a wics but i no see it on the site :(

    Later Bitches

    +6 -2
    • Cory H. January 1, 2018

      @ouch ,

      I hope you, your family, and the rest of the CS Shitters have a healthy, happy, and prosperous 2018

      +5 -1
      • pewpewpowa January 1, 2018

        @Cory H. DITTO! Bestest wishes crazy bishes ;D!

        +5 -1
      • ouch January 2, 2018

        @Cory H. Same to you and yours brother :)

        Happy New Years

        +0 -0
    • letmefindout January 1, 2018

      @ouch

      Would have made a nice New Year's present. And made it more relevant.

      +4 -2
  • Cory H. January 1, 2018

    Hey Maddog. It’s -11f right now.

    +4 -0
    • Cory H. January 1, 2018

      -13 now. That’s regular temp too. Not sure about wind chill.

      +2 -0
      • sarge07 January 1, 2018

        @Cory H. 40 on my back porch, but gonna be 75 maybe warmer

        +2 -0
      • maddog123 January 1, 2018

        @Cory H. Its rero here my itch is froze on my balls and flakeing off whoo whoo I think I'm cured !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        +1 -0
      • wombatbytes January 1, 2018

        @Cory H. It's forecast to be 43C here on Saturday (109 on the old scale).

        Time to get out watering the trees.

        +2 -0
      • sarge07 January 1, 2018

        @Cory H. 85, you give me the stinkeye now, LOL

        +0 -0
  • ouch January 1, 2018

    Oh look... the neg child is back at it on the first day of the year.

    Well done loser... you da man.

    +4 -2
  • chained cat January 1, 2018

    Happy new year Crazyshitters

    +4 -0
  • ithinkimdumb January 1, 2018

    Happy New Years... y'all crazy motherfuckers... here's hoping this one don't suck as much as the last!

    +2 -0
  • kore January 1, 2018

    Well, I missed everything... Got WASTED with Ciroc, beer, and some other shitty liquor. Had a great time though. Fell asleep before 12am. Its wasnt the 1st time fuck it... I'm sure we all been there. Hehehehe. May this year bring tou CRAZIER SHIT

    +2 -0
  • ketamine<3 January 1, 2018

    I worked all night on two hours of damn sleep cause my brothers chick crashed into my houses awning over the driveway. Then got sick as fuck from some tamales someone brought in, and still worked 10 hours. Fuck this New Years lol. But I'm having a beer now, and it's amazing. Happy New Years to y'all! Hope none of ya were dumb enough to get a DUI.

    +1 -0
    • sarge07 January 1, 2018

      @ketamine<3 I don't eat tamales unless I know who made them.

      +0 -0
      • ketamine<3 January 2, 2018

        @sarge07 I knew who made them, I think it was cause I'm very picky about what I eat because of having Crohn's disease and they were very greasy. I tried to use napkins to soak it up but it didn't work. I can't eat a lot of stuff unfortunately. i fucking hate it cause I love food. But with no lower intestines/colon left and a permanent ostomy, life fucked me out of one of my favorite things. I make the best of it though, I indulge on my days off trust me!

        +1 -0
        • sarge07 January 2, 2018

          @ketamine<3 damn, sorry to hear that, good tamales are not greasy.

          +1 -0
  • felterupgood January 1, 2018

    Good morning! I'm sitting in my whitey tighties (actually baggy brownies) in front of my roaring fireplace. ...drinking my coffee while it's 17 outside. The world is my oyster and i'm the pearl. ...or something like that. Life is good.... Gotta go and drop a duce. Latter peeps.

    +2 -0
  • sarge07 January 1, 2018

    Happy new year to everyone, I hope all is well.

    +1 -0
  • maddog123 January 1, 2018

    New england will win another super bowl Atlanta will embarrassing us again!!!!

    The braves will fold this summer again!!! And the itch on my balls will start itching again trump will still tweet Kim Jung will stay sweet 2018 new year same shit again!

    Another maddog moment poem

    +0 -0
  • happyjack January 1, 2018

    Happy New Year to all. If you had a good 2017 keep in rollin. If you had an off year here's to making 2018 a better one!!

    +5 -1
    • sarge07 January 1, 2018

      @happyjack I hope you and yours have a blessed and prosperous new year my friend.

      +0 -0
  • maddog123 January 1, 2018

    Shit stinks piss is sweet farts fucking smell and we are all going to hell !!!

    Public bathroom poem

    By maddog when he's dropping a log.......!

    +1 -0
    • ouch January 1, 2018

      @maddog123

      As your itchy balls hang above a smelly vapor

      You look around and there's no toilet paper

      It's time to go No time to linger

      The dirty old cunt just used his finger

      +3 -1
      • sarge07 January 1, 2018

        @ouch Here I sit all broken hearted,,,, oh never mind.

        +1 -0
        • felterupgood January 1, 2018

          @sarge07

          ...came to shit but only farted

          (it was a wet fart and there is no paper)

          The bell has rung and i can't linger...

          ...look out asshole, here comes my finger

          +2 -0
  • picklehiesner January 1, 2018

    New Years baby !

    +5 -0
    • ouch January 1, 2018

      @picklehiesner I don't know hwy but I always look forward to your ****** Baby! comments lol

      +3 -1
  • picklehiesner January 1, 2018

    Weed and beer makes me feel like I should without weed and beer.

    +2 -0
    • what now? whats next? January 1, 2018

      @picklehiesner Being sober is sooo over rated

      +2 -0
      • letmefindout January 1, 2018

        @what now? whats next?

        Not really. Kick the crutches out and be surprised how far it will get you.

        +1 -0
      • sarge07 January 1, 2018

        @what now? whats next? not really

        +0 -0
  • what now? whats next? January 1, 2018

    How do i fill out job aps

    +2 -0
    • sarge07 January 1, 2018

      @what now? whats next? learn how to spell first, LOL

      +2 -0
    • letmefindout January 1, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      I think, although I'm not sure, there are places like monster,com that help you to prepare a resume. A better approach is a better job.

      +0 -0
      • what now? whats next? January 1, 2018

        @letmefindout My very own mother told me monster.com was a fucking scam lool

        +0 -0
        • sarge07 January 1, 2018

          @what now? whats next? I've never had anything but spam "I want to hire you to be a secret shopper" from Monster, that and a shit load of spam after I tried that fucking site. Stay away from it, I did hear Eddie's jobs or something like that was decent.

          +0 -0
  • nybadguy January 1, 2018

    Happy New Year's everybody. What a fuckin night.

    +2 -0
  • truckingman January 1, 2018

    I dislike unclogging the sewage lines, under, my family's home luckily I have a clog buster, that attaches to a water hose, swells up, and uses water pressure to push the clog down the sewage line. Today, It was cold and cloudy outside, and I had to use the clog buster to clear my parent's bathroom side of the sewage line. The duration of the job was about fifteen to thirty minutes. I dislike unclogging the sewage lines under my family's home.

    Clog buster picture

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31D-uFGxJpL.jpg

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +4 -0
    • what now? whats next? January 1, 2018

      @truckingman U try drainX

      +0 -0
    • sarge07 January 1, 2018

      @truckingman that;s why God made dogs like Pomeranians, or Lhasa Apso's, your tie a rope to their tail flush down toilet, wait a minute or two and pull them back up, lines cleaned.

      +2 -0
    • felterupgood January 1, 2018

      @truckingman

      You are just going to have to teach you mom and dad to cut off those turds is small pieces so the huge ones don't stop it up. Or maybe you could just slip some x-lax in their food?

      There you go... problem solved!

      +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder January 1, 2018

    I love burning cedar in the stove,...but GODS DAMN if this batch don't POP pop pop like a motherfucker.......lol

    +0 -1
    • kingbigballs January 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      I like to burn people in the oven

      +0 -0
      • GrimmWilder January 1, 2018

        @kingbigballs+++++Ach ja, ich kenne deine Art ...

        Sie denken, brennende Juden sind die Lösung für die Frage,.,.,.,.

        +0 -1
      • felterupgood January 1, 2018

        This comment has been deleted

        +0 -0
        • GrimmWilder January 1, 2018

          @felterupgood

          I'm sure you meant 'crematorium' young man!

          +0 -2
      • felterupgood January 2, 2018

        @kingbigballs

        Take a job at the crematorium

        Thanks to my assistant and hero Grim for correcting my spelling.

        +0 -0
    • sarge07 January 2, 2018

      @GrimmWilder old cut. the woods been cut and stored for a few years. Cedar does smell good. I like eucalyptus for heat, that shit burns really hot

      +0 -0
 
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