► THE DAILY RANT

January 4, 2018

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  • Cory H. January 4, 2018

    Trump says he has s bigger nuke button than Shorty.

    I hope he doesn’t have to prove it.

    +2 -0
    • letmefindout January 4, 2018

      @Cory H.

      A threat is a cowards way to hide behind fear. If he was serious, the first warning would have sufficed.

      +4 -0
    • wombatbytes January 4, 2018

      @Cory H. : The bigger button is to compensate for the small hands.

      +2 -0
      • letmefindout January 4, 2018

        @wombatbytes

        Or, bigger weapon, smaller penis.

        +4 -0
    • prolurkercrazy January 4, 2018

      @Cory H. A "bigger button" sound like a woman's clit. A real man would claim to have a bigger missle.

      +0 -0
  • felterupgood January 4, 2018

    He needs to tell the world that we can scramble their ICBM guidance system and any nukes will fall where they may.... probably in China or Russia.

    +1 -1
    • luvthick January 4, 2018

      @felterupgood

      No guarantees there, the only guarantee is that hundreds of thousands of people will die over a pissing contest, and the world will be left inhaling the winds of nuclear toxins for years to come. It's not a movie dude, it's real life!

      +5 -0
      • ketamine<3 January 4, 2018

        @luvthick yup and these people have places they can go to to survive a nuclear fallout while the rest of us die.

        +2 -0
        • felterupgood January 4, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          I can promise you 100% that they can't even survive our conventional weapoms. You. Don't seem aware of the military strength of the United States

          +0 -3
          • ketamine<3 January 4, 2018

            @felterupgood I assure you that I am, not only has my whole family served, I have friends actively doing training for this exact reason. I've been told of secret bunkers and missile silos hidden around the world in case of such events. People can survive a nuclear war/fallout in a lead lined bunker with a generator, a green room, plenty of water and food, and someone who has the knowledge to maintain it all.

            +1 -0
            • felterupgood January 4, 2018

              @ketamine<3

              North Koreans are not "around the world" they are all in North Korea.

              Even IF they could survive a nuclear blast they clean need air and generators in bunkers will only kill thm faster than opening the door to nuclear fallout.

              Would you please just Google the North Korean threat to our power grid.

              An EMP would do far far far more damage that a nuclear attack on Pearl Harbor

              Why would anyone believe that letting NK continue to do what they have always done in build and improving weapons of mass distruction will end with a better outcome.

              Trump has already gotten far far far MORE support from China and Russia than All previous presidents combined.

              +0 -2
              • happyjack January 4, 2018

                @felterupgood you missed his original point. He was saying the 2 involved in the pissing contest would survive, while the rest of us common people wouldn't have the accommodations to do so.

                +4 -1
                • sarge07 January 4, 2018

                  @happyjack yep, and cockroach's and Rosie fatassed O'Donnell

                  +1 -1
                • ketamine<3 January 4, 2018

                  @happyjack thank you, I was beginning to think I said my point wrong.

                  +2 -0
              • ketamine<3 January 4, 2018

                @felterupgood Happy is correct, you missed my point. And just to be clear I'm not a Trump hater. I think we should give the guy a chance. I might not like everything about him but I don't like everything about anyone, even my mother.

                As previously stated I have close friends that are involved in war games where they do simulations and the ones they run the most right now are with North Korea. I know what I'm talking about dude. If you don't believe me then cool you don't have to but the leaders of all countries have places to go and live out a nuclear fallout.

                +2 -0
      • happyjack January 4, 2018

        @luvthick thank you! This is a time to either get in there and silently take on Kim Jong, or just continue to play politics. It's NOT the time for Trump to have his personal feelings and ego play a part in dealing with an enemy with nukes.

        This isn't the same as fighting with Rosie Odonell or with the media or with the countless other people that he's constantly fighting with.

        Why anyone thought that making the "you're fired" guy who was already showing signs of being a nut, the president of this country is beyond me.

        +3 -1
      • felterupgood January 4, 2018

        @luvthick

        So please explain the logic of letting kim un develope these weapons of mass distruction and the means of delivering them upon us?

        Your logic of ignoring this situation and it will go away is nothing short of insanity.

        It simply hasn't worked.

        Obama's philosophy has got into your head and caused you to make irrational decisions.

        +0 -1
        • luvthick January 4, 2018

          @felterupgood

          You have to let Obama go, you hang onto him & Hillary firmer than any of their supporters...

          Facts - The policy of containment stretch as far back as the end of the Korean war. Furthermore, Korea could not develop nuclear weapons without China's blessings. Finally, trump's fiasco only accelerated his ambition to hit the United States.

          Stop following trump to your own demise, because he will be in a bunker, while your suffocating on nuclear toxins.

          +2 -1
          • felterupgood January 4, 2018

            @luvthick

            So tell us why kim shouldn't be stopped now

            Your bottom line is to just ignore a man who has the ability to attack us with fire and fury and the insanity to do it.

            His neighbors (Russia and China) need to know that without a doubt THEY could suffer MORE than anyone.

            +0 -1
            • luvthick January 4, 2018

              @felterupgood

              His neighbors Russia and China might come to their aid, just like they did during the Korean War. C'mon man. Turn off Fox News and Info Wars off long enough to pierce your bubble. And stop projecting your thoughts onto people as their own, it's getting old and loathsome.

              +2 -1
              • happyjack January 4, 2018

                @luvthick I just don't understand why some people think that trumps twitter threats are somehow beneficial to the situation....They serve no purpose. They're not going to be scared straight. Not to mention the more times that he tough talks but doesn't do shit, it actually is encouraging to north korea.

                +3 -1
          • felterupgood January 4, 2018

            @luvthick

            It has finally become obvious to me that you have somehow been duped into thinking this guy is "contained" and that's why you have NO, ZIP, ZERO answer when i ask you several times to tell us what you would do.

            Just giving him more time and letting him develope the ways and means to kill us is not an option.

            I'm so happy that we finally have a strong leader who is trying to prevent the loss of our life liberty and persuit of happiness.

            +0 -1
            • happyjack January 4, 2018

              @felterupgood gulp, gulp, gulp that kool aid sounds like it's going down smoothly. North Korea is no more "contained" today then they were over the past half century.

              Just because Trump makes YOU feel good emotionally, it doesn't mean that things are actually being accomplished in regards to the situation. Only 2 solutions to this issue, to kill rocket man or to wait for his high cholesterol/ blood pressure to do it.

              Taunting him only serves one person, and that's the president himself. Kind of what I get out of our one sided dialogue LOL But I give you credit for being smart enough to never respond to me, because the moment you do, instead of embracing you with open arms and smoking the peace pipe, I'm gonna take a big ole' dump on ya, in grand crazyshit fashion......LMFAO

              +3 -0
            • luvthick January 4, 2018

              @felterupgood

              I did not say any of that... Again, all your doing is projecting your thoughts as my own.

              The answer is no longer a simple one. The best option is and has always been to avoid a nuclear war. But with supporters like you, trump is doomed to fail, because he does no wrong in your eyes.

              Furthermore, China & Russian are manipulating trump, and there is no certainty beyond a unknown brokered deal to further weaken our position on the world stage, to suggest that they would support us, should we attack North Korea.

              +2 -1
              • felterupgood January 4, 2018

                @luvthick

                Fundamentally there is only one difference between our positions on this matter.

                You don't take it serious that Kim wants to kill us and our allies... and has the potential. I take the situation very serious.

                I understand the consequences and you dismiss these threats along with reality.

                I just shake my head and wonder how you can be so naïve.

                Naïve: person (or action) showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment.

                +0 -2
                • luvthick January 4, 2018

                  @felterupgood

                  I asked you politely to stop doing that Bullshit! Those are your thoughts... Your Rocket Man, only uses the US as a prop to make himself appear powerful to his deprived people. This threat only became real because of our President Bafoon Trump!

                  +2 -1
                  • felterupgood January 4, 2018

                    @luvthick

                    It's not bullshit to break it down to a simple way for you to understand. You might want to rethink your irrational fear of Trump.

                    You can go back to politics as usual with professional swamp dwellers doing absolutely nothing in the future when the Trump Dynasty gets bored with winning.

                    ...AND you can ignore my messages. I do that ...even to my followers.

                    +0 -1
                    • luvthick January 5, 2018

                      @felterupgood

                      Damn Dude, trump is the swamp!

                      You really voted for Roy Moore didn't you. I hope you didn't make too many kids.

                      +1 -0
                  • happyjack January 4, 2018

                    @luvthick He's not the sharpest tack in the box and will never show you any type of respect based on your skin tone alone. He has plenty in common with his mentor. Ultimately he got his ass handed to him in this debate by you so now it sounds like you're going on his ignore list too. I joined a support group to try to get over it, you're invited to join the group too. It's called BIBIM (Being Ignored By Irrelevant Members)

                    +2 -0
        • sarge07 January 4, 2018

          @felterupgood Bill Clinton gave billions to North Korea to start their nuclear energy production while they laid the groundwork to allow Democrats to start dismantling ours. So what did the demented Jim Jun Il do wit the funds besides swill gallons of Hennessey? Started a nuclear weapons program. Not to mention the fact that the President does not have the authority to arbitrarily launch any nuclear weapons without the consent of Congress.

          +0 -0
          • GrimmWilder January 4, 2018

            @sarge07

            What about that 'football' case with the button in it.......lol

            +0 -2
            • sarge07 January 4, 2018

              @GrimmWilder only to be used in conjunction with Congressional authority and the "nuclear football" is only used to launch retaliatory strikes.

              +0 -0
              • felterupgood January 4, 2018

                @sarge07

                Isn't "retaliatory" a fuzzy thing ? Can a prez retaliate for something that is said?

                What are the guidelines ?

                +0 -0
          • luvthick January 4, 2018

            @sarge07

            Reference please.

            +1 -0
            • sarge07 January 4, 2018

              @luvthick common knowledge in the military, that was one of the first things taught in the Army's NBC course at Ft. Rucker as follows;

              If the president ordered the use of nuclear weapons, they would be taken aside by the "carrier" and the briefcase would be opened. A command signal, or "watch" alert, would then be issued to the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The president would then review the attack options with the aide and decide on a plan, which could range from a single cruise missile to multiple ICBM launches. These are preset war plans developed under OPLAN 8010 (formerly the Single Integrated Operational Plan). Then, using whatever communications technology the satchel contains, the aide would presumably[citation needed] make contact with the National Military Command Center or, in a retaliatory strike situation, multiple airborne command posts (who likely fly Boeing E-4Bs) and/or nuclear-armed submarines.

              Before the order can be processed by the military, the president must be positively identified using a special code issued on a plastic card, nicknamed the "biscuit". The United States has a two-man rule in place at the nuclear launch facilities, and while only the president can order the release of nuclear weapons, the order must be verified by the Secretary of Defense to be an authentic order given by the president (there is a hierarchy of succession in the event that the president is killed in an attack). This verification process deals solely with verifying that the order came from the actual President. The Secretary of Defense has no veto power and must comply with the president's order. Once all the codes have been verified, the military would issue attack orders to the proper units. These orders are given and then re-verified for authenticity. It is argued that the President has almost single authority to initiate a nuclear attack since the Secretary of Defense is required to verify the order, but cannot legally veto it.

              The football is carried by one of the rotating presidential military aides, whose work schedule is described by a top-secret rota (one from each of the five service branches). This person is a commissioned officer in the U.S. military, pay-grade O-4 or above, who has undergone the nation's most rigorous background check (Yankee White). These officers are required to keep the football readily accessible to the president at all times. Consequently, the aide, football in hand, is always either standing or walking near the president, including riding on Air Force One, Marine One, or the presidential motorcade with the president.

              Journalist Ron Rosenbaum has pointed out that the operational plan for nuclear strike orders is entirely concerned with the identity of the commanding officer and the authenticity of the order, and there are no safeguards to verify that the person issuing the order is actually sane. Notably, Major Harold Hering was discharged from the Air Force in late 1973 for asking the question "How can I know that an order I receive to launch my missiles came from a sane president?" under Richard Nixon. The last section is still included as a training scenario.

              +0 -0
              • GrimmWilder January 4, 2018

                @sarge07

                So YEAH! Trump's got the button Baby!

                +0 -5
                • sarge07 January 4, 2018

                  @GrimmWilder and he still can't simply push that "button" by hiumself

                  +2 -0
              • luvthick January 4, 2018

                @sarge07

                I was asking about your sources on the Bill Clinton payout.

                Also, being a Military Man, you should know better than to stoke for a nuclear war.

                +2 -1
          • felterupgood January 4, 2018

            @sarge07

            Nukes aren't necessary. What is necessary is to get his neighbors to get rid of him before he does something so stupid that THEY SUFFER the consequences of floods of refuges and tremendous loss of trade and economic prosperity.

            If we are forced to counter punch it will result in very very bad consequences for China and Russia

            +0 -2
            • luvthick January 4, 2018

              @felterupgood

              Pure assumptions and speculation. Russia and China are not the US and Europe. Totally different human rights records should show you this.

              +2 -1
              • happyjack January 4, 2018

                @luvthick exactly nobody will be allowed to flood into Russia or China......

                +2 -2
              • felterupgood January 4, 2018

                @luvthick

                ME ??? ME Speculating.... I feel like Jim Mora here talking about the playoffs.

                YOU >>> YOU are speculating at a fantasy level ... obsessed with Trump and thinking Kim Jong Un is a safe peace loving neighbor. Gezzz ... please cut me a break.

                +0 -2
                • luvthick January 5, 2018

                  @felterupgood

                  No Dick Head! Those are your thoughts not mine. You're too Fucking Stupid to vote/breed!

                  +0 -0
  • what now? whats next? January 4, 2018

    It takes me 45 mins to bust a nut is this normal at all?

    +2 -0
    • letmefindout January 4, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      Call Roto Rooter.

      +3 -0
    • Cory H. January 4, 2018

      @what now? whats next? ,

      One good swing from a 3lbs sledge and you’ll bust that nut in record time.

      +3 -0
      • luvthick January 4, 2018

        @Cory H.

        LMAO! That's mean!

        ;-)

        +2 -1
    • felterupgood January 4, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      Your cock has gotten used to your right hand. It needs variety. Try it left handed so it thinks it's getting some strange.

      Problem solved

      +1 -2
      • letmefindout January 4, 2018

        @felterupgood

        Just remember the rubber glove so that it is safe sex.

        +1 -0
        • felterupgood January 4, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Do you use the thumb or pinky finger when you put the glove on?

          +0 -0
          • letmefindout January 4, 2018

            @felterupgood

            Neither. I'm a bare back man. And just remember, toy balloons as condoms do not work. You need to change your strategy.

            +0 -0
            • felterupgood January 4, 2018

              @letmefindout

              Sure they work.... you just have to put on 3 and change them when you start to feel the pussy.

              +0 -0
      • felterupgood January 4, 2018

        @felterupgood

        I tried ice water to numb my hand but it just reminded me of my X

        +1 -1
      • luvthick January 4, 2018

        @felterupgood

        You're quite the expert today, first spotting fake orgasms, and now left handed jerkin. What's next? How to fist yourself?

        Just joking, continue to share your experiences.

        ;-)

        +2 -1
        • what now? whats next? January 4, 2018

          @luvthick u call me?

          +0 -0
        • felterupgood January 4, 2018

          @luvthick

          What can i say... Im a problem solver

          +0 -2
        • felterupgood January 5, 2018

          @luvthick

          Thanks ...I'll continue to try to entertain ....right up until the liberal socialist allow KJU to nuke us all.

          +0 -2
          • luvthick January 5, 2018

            @felterupgood

            Fucking idiot, Kim is small potatoes... North Korea will loose, but if it's by a nuclear war, humanity looses, the world suffers! C'mon Man! Get your head out of trump's sweaty ass!!!

            +0 -0
  • kore January 4, 2018

    Snow again..... Sweet, well on the bright side no work until Friday.

    +0 -0
  • kore January 4, 2018

    As usual, here it is 4:30 am and I am sipping on a bottle of wine. 'FUCK IT' Hit me with the neggs and kiss my ass while you're at it

    +3 -0
    • luvthick January 4, 2018

      @kore

      I hit you with a "+", because I'm not going to kiss your ass!

      ;-)

      +3 -1
      • sarge07 January 4, 2018

        @luvthick Absloutely, LOL

        +1 -0
      • kore January 4, 2018

        @luvthick Back atcha!!! +1

        +1 -0
  • curiousone January 4, 2018

    Two videos that don’t work on my iPad.

    +0 -0
    • letmefindout January 4, 2018

      @curiousone

      Download Google Chrome.

      +0 -0
      • curiousone January 5, 2018

        @letmefindout It still doesn’t work.

        +0 -0
  • kingbigballs January 4, 2018

    Good morning and happy trails

    +0 -0
    • felterupgood January 4, 2018

      @kingbigballs

      Do you have a spcial cart to roll your big balls from your bedroom to the kitchen. ...or do you just use an ordinary wheelbarrow from the hardware store?

      +1 -1
      • sarge07 January 4, 2018

        @felterupgood he hops around on em like Randy Marsh

        +0 -0
        • picklehiesner January 4, 2018

          @sarge07 hipity hop

          +1 -0
        • felterupgood January 4, 2018

          @sarge07

          I suppose that's better than dragging them like Santa drags his sack when he's leaving for work on Christmas eve

          +0 -0
  • kore January 4, 2018

    Roses are red and violets are blue

    Some poems rhyme and some don't...

    +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder January 4, 2018

      @kore

      You want poems....I GOT Poems,,..,.,

      +0 -1
  • working4theweekend January 4, 2018

    Fuck the snow. Spent hours digging out me and my wife's cars and threw out my back in the process

    +1 -0
    • felterupgood January 4, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      Sorry man.... back pain is the worse

      +1 -0
      • working4theweekend January 4, 2018

        @felterupgood Thanks. I have a nice bottle of Irish whiskey to ease the pain and no work tomorrow so things could be worse.

        +1 -0
  • wombatbytes January 4, 2018

    How are all you Americans dealing with the freezing snap?

    It seems pretty bad on the news.

    At the opposite end of the spectrum, I'm busy watering and shading young plants.

    Cheers.

    +1 -0
    • felterupgood January 4, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      FU ....haha

      My lady friend offered me a blow job last night when she came to bed. She pulled the cover down and soon my penis started getting warm .

      ....but she had pulled the cover off me and I was getting goosebumps from the fringed air. So I opted to stop the process and ask for some cover back.

      She said it would cover her head and she couldn't breathe and she reminded me that I sometimes fart and she might die if trapped under the cover with my H bomb fallout..

      Anyway, to make a long story short.... I suggested we continue tomorrow.

      So the conclusion is that it's so damn cold that I passed up a blow job to get a blanket.

      +0 -0
      • working4theweekend January 4, 2018

        @felterupgood I would have proceeded and blew the fart but if you're not married to her you probably can't get away with it yet

        +0 -0
        • felterupgood January 5, 2018

          @working4theweekend

          Even if you are married I have found that you can't do it twice. Women remember that shit.

          +0 -0
      • wombatbytes January 4, 2018

        @felterupgood : Shit! Difficult choice. Warm cock or warm body...

        +0 -0
        • felterupgood January 5, 2018

          @wombatbytes

          Yeah.... I got so cold I started playing with my own nipples.

          +0 -0
          • maddog123 January 5, 2018

            @felterupgood I do that in the shower and I also jack off piss and one time when my stomach was tore up I took a huge shit in there but I won't do that again some of the shit chunk stopped up the shower and I had to unclog it with my hand messy stuff/shit

            +1 -0
            • felterupgood January 5, 2018

              @maddog123

              Yeah.... That corn is hard to get though those small drain holes and when you try to force. Those lumps with your foot they stop up the holes

              Then you have to find an old toothbrush

              +1 -0
              • Cory H. January 5, 2018

                @felterupgood,

                Nah, he uses the same toothbrush for both.

                +0 -0
                • felterupgood January 5, 2018

                  @Cory H.

                  Probably does ...but he has said he only has 3 teeth ...so the drain is getting the most use

                  +1 -0
    • vikingshill January 5, 2018

      @wombatbytes The dumb ones are freezing to death in the streets, and the really dumb ones are turning down blowjobs from their "lady friends"

      +1 -0
  • maddog123 January 4, 2018

    Man it was hot today I barely finished mowing the yard it was so hot !!!

    But the beer was ice cold and that's what really matters ice cold beer anyway its ten thirty and I'm siting here /watching it snow it sure is pretty ain't global warming the shits tommorow the weatherman predicted snow mixed with rain changing over to one hundred degree temps!

    +0 -0
  • felterupgood January 5, 2018

    Who said....

    "North Korea is "a pariah state that would rather starve its people than feed their hopes and dreams."

    Who said....

    "North Korea would pay a price so great that the nation would probably not survive as it is known today."

    +0 -1
    • maddog123 January 5, 2018

      Who said if shit stinks that that's when it tastes the best deep fried

      +0 -0
    • felterupgood January 5, 2018

      @felterupgood

      answer..... Obama and Clinton

      +0 -0
 
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