Roll Tide !
@felterupgood Geaux Tigers,,, oh wait
@felterupgood You washing clothes?
GO!!!!!!!!!!! IRISH Fuck The Muslims
Ever noticed how the jingle, "Twinkle twinkle little star, and the jingle to the alphabets " A<B<C<D<E<F>G" are exactly the same???
@kore Talk to C.S bosses
@woodchipper30 I don't feel like typing.... maybe next year
what's up with that?!
@kore Ive also noticed the B<C<D<E<G<P<T<V<Z all rhyme making the song much more satisfying
It is so hot right now. It was 47c (116f) today and it is currently 41c (106f) at 6 PM
I'm sitting inside in the AC drinking a ice cold beer watching the birds come and have a drink and a swim in the bird bath I just washed out and put clean cool water in for them, they are lining up for a splash.
I think some wont make it through the day the way they are looking.
-7 c here.
@Cory H. Our wind chills are around that, some -13. Current temp about 5... Way below freezing
@kore what state are you in bro?
@nybadguy I'm your neighbor (state wise)
@kore right on. More snow tomorrow.
@Cory H. I don't know what's worse?
The heat you describe is worse. I can bundle up and do shit, but in that heat, can't do anything but feel like you're gonna die.
@Cory H. but it's a dry heat
Take 'em inside, Pogo. Don't just rub one out while watching them croak, ya pervy clown. Save some avian lives, why don't ya.
@goff I put the sprinklers on and filled the dog bath and they all flew down and just hung out in the rain maker and went for a swim for a while. Poor little fuckers were just sitting there on the ground waiting their turn to jump in with their wings spread and mouths open gasping for cool air but after a while they seemed a little better. A few decades ago i wold have got the slug gun out and had me some live fire target practice.
lol well, that was then and this is now.
And what part of Hades have you claimed as home? Can you cross the River Styx and reach a more habitable climate?
Ever noticed how confused women really are... Get this, they want the best smelling soap/body wash only to cover the fragrance with LOTION, only to cover the fragrance of lotion with PERFUME, and cover the fragrance of perfume with HAIR SPRAY, every woman I walk by smells like hair conditioner... in the end the only thing that smells good is the hair... WTF is going on????
And ultimately, to be covered with our spit, puke, piss, shit, sweat, snot and jizz.
Women ... smh.
Anyone else seeing The Room in theatres Wednesday?
@kouki Your're tearing me apart, Lisa! Lol
@vikingshill Yes! Tommy Wiseau is a genius.
If a Jewish race car driver barely wins is it ok to say he won by a nose?
No way, man! Thank God you asked! Fuck!!
@kungfubeaner 2 Jews at American foot ball
Get the Quarter Back Get the Quarter Back!
@ouch hahaha good one
Ever noticed how when people drive slow (and you are behind them) we curse them out but when some one is speeding we call them stupid mother fuckers, crazy, dumb ass etc:
@kore speeding I don't mind, wreck less driving while speeding is when I call them stupid mother fuckers. The only time I get mad if people go slow is if all lanes are going the same speed and don't leave one open to pass. If your gonna go slow fine but leave me the option to pass you.
Today I heard a song that I haven't heard in a long time. And it reminded me of a music class I took in college.
I remember the music professor spent a whole class one day telling us how this one particular song was the most perfect song ever written, in theory. It had all the elements needed and in place, blah, blah, blah ... you get the picture. He dissected it like a frog.
If you're interested, then I'll make it a short challenge. The decade it is from is the '70's. It is soft rock. The song title is two words and the initials are B. S. The artist is an individual and the initials are G. R. Try and guess, but I will give up the answer soon enough if no one comes through.
This is ... GUESS THE PERFECT SONG!!
Gerry Rafferty, Baker Street.,.,.,
Wow ... Nice! ++++
Did you use the net to deduce or do you just know your songs, Mr. Wilder?
Lastly, do you agree with the professor?
I grew up on that kind of music, it's a "I was there" kind of thing...
and yeah, it's as perfect a song as any Gerry Rafferty's done,...i'm more a fan of his Stealers Wheel days...,,.
@GrimmWilder so much great music came from the decade, to 80's and up? Not so much.
I enjoy what i like, from what ever year......but yeah, most of what like best is from the 60's & 70's
@GrimmWilder such a good song, that sax riff is so badass.
@goff do you remember the "points that made that song "perfect"? Like in music theory or whatever it was what do they look,for to make something "perfect"? I would think perfection would be in the ears of whoever is judging the music, or have to be a musician that appreciates lol works of any instrument. But that song has everything, I love it personally.
@ketamine<3 Is agree on the subjective thing. The instrumental sounds like what they would play as the opening credits roll on an early 80's tv drama.
When the vocals come in it sounds like a new scene on the same tv drama with the lead character driving alone in a convertible down a two lane highway on a sunny afternoon reflecting on his current issue with his permed hair 80's girlfriend, before returning and sharing a long passionate kiss that magically fixes everything.
Cool song though........
@happyjack lol very vivid explanation of the song I like it. Lets see if goff remembers what subjects were credited to making this song perfect. Lol damnit dude + more than one you made me laugh more than I should have.
Well shit, I wasn't aware of any "sexy angle" competition involved here. The professor most certainly didn't bring up that sort of topic.
What I can tell you is that throughout the professor's entire music theory class that day, I was rubbing one out in the back of the room ... thrice.
Does that put me in the running?
I may be forgetting some contenders, idk, but the two all-time best - well, at least for sitcoms - if not just overall themes are Sanford & Son and The Jeffersons, with Barney Miller as third.
Boy, I really can't remember anything else. Man, my mind ...
It's been so long, but I remember him talking about the different parts of the song and how perfectly they were written for each other and how they just melded together, emphasizing on the sax. He just loved the sax solo and predicted that it would be the solo that all other sax solos would be compared to.
Of course, like I said he dissected it like a frog, but that was the gist of it.
Just want to say
Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send
Beauty I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say any more,..,.,
@GrimmWilder good song, if your into triply videos and/or bass EDM, look up nights in white satin by Zeds Dead on YouTube, it's a really good remix if your into that kinda music. And a very good video, they spent a lot of time on it for sure..
Damn Baker Street has me thinking of other soft rock classics,..,.,
"Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm"
In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train—it won't stop going
No way to slow down,.,.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
It’s too bad the good ones had to die so young.
@Cory H. Janis died way too early my friend
Janis belted those high notes with that gravelly voice of hers that I think only Robert Plant & Terry Reid were the only others fortunate enough to possess and display. Rod Stewart had it, but didn't hardly display it.
Within the second set of lyrics to "Mercedes Benz", she sings, "Prove that you love me and buy the next round ...", where she belts out the word 'prove' for which I just love.
My point being that all she wanted was proof of real love — not a drink, a puff, a sniff, a lick or a fuck.
And if she would have found it and if it meant bailing that scene early, then we might never have heard of or from Janis Joplin.
So, her blues are forever our rock.
Thanks, Janis, for your unfortunate sacrifice, but all of it was not in vain, including your death.
@goff like MaMa Cass, all Janis wanted was someone to love her for her, not the celebrity
Roxy 30 the cure to my hangover.
@nybadguy yep. Ive got hundreds.
@wallawilly I'm still fuckin scratching lol
Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields
In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-oh-one
I don't know where I'm running now, I'm just running on
Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels
Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields
In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-o-one
I don't know where I'm running now, I'm just running on
Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I'm running behind
"....You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun....
....And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...."
Well you say you got the blues,
Got holes in both of your shoes,
Feelin alone and confused,
Youre just hangin out in a local bar,
And youre wonderin who the hell you are
Are you a bum or are you a star?
Keep on smilin through the rain, laughin at the pain
Rollin with the changes til the sun comes out again
"People of the Earth can you hear me?
Came a voice from the sky on that magical night
And in the colors of a thousand sunsets
They traveled through the world on a silvery light
The people of the Earth stood waiting
Watching as the ships came one by one
Setting fire to the sky as they landed
Carrying to the world Children Of The Sun.…..."
Now baby I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare
Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there
Niggas copy everything we say
Louie frames, eyes lower than my G.P.A
Riding and swerving, Kush I'm blown
Doors wide my trunk bump like Eddy Road
I don't cake hoes, I never tip the stripper
I'm rich bitch but you can call me Cheap tha Ripper
Shell toes, yes. P.R.P.S
There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest
Polo fresh, I am ze man
I be slam dunking Tanqueray shots with LeBron
Told niggas keep it Carmelo, okay
Rolled past Dave told him hello and hey
Me and Cash in something old on 23's ho
Back window says "Mama Mel Bicho"
Skateboarders grind, I grind too
That's why you can catch me in D.C. shoes
I quit the team but believe I'm balling
Want a verse, put up a stack or quit calling
30's on my Chevrolet call me super duper
Garage like Roots I got more whips than Kunta
Riviera sitting on the Bulls best hooper
Y'all still riding 20's, y'all some Oompa Loompas
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
My four 15's woke up the neighbors
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater,..,.,.,
When is someone going to do "Shake your as"
Have you heard of Kodi?
I got itchy balls a wonderful melody by maddog123
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Everything here is a sheet of ice tonight. Bet Jay D is glad he got out of Boston.
Boston is full of gangsters and a whole boat load of Yankee fans
I live RIGHT ON the Niagara Escarpment of about 70-80 foot drop, there is a prevailing wind that blows a snow drift to my door daily when there's light or heavy snow ....right now it's just below freezing....it's times like these that make one appreciate spring,..,.,.,,.
Rain mixed with sleet in the morning by noon all rain high in the forty's
And the rest of the week sixty five to seventy degrees yep life here in the south is good again
Its going to be miller time again !
When do you transplant your crop to the outside?
april 20 of course
If you put them out much earlier you'll have to supplement the sunlight or they will flower... Then as days get longer they'll go basck to vedge. That's a lot of stress which reduces the final bud weigh significantlly at harvest.
@Cory H. I'm not into that any more I invested in a company out west that does all the leg work in the weed industry so now I'm still in the game but without all the worry's of going to prison my ship hasn't come in yet but my portfolio looks very promising
Yeah boy and let the good times roll
Awww shit!! This is THAT Maddog?!! It's me!!
We R Kushbaum™
The dividends are paying off big time, but you need to diversify your portfolio, niggah! I'll holl'r at you, cuz!
The plants are f'n hotter than happyjacks, you know what I'm sayin'?! I'll send you a jack, my niggah!
Damn, small muthafuckin' Earf!!