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January 7, 2018

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  • felterupgood January 7, 2018

    Roll Tide !

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    •   sarge07 January 7, 2018

      @felterupgood Geaux Tigers,,, oh wait

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    • prolurkercrazy January 7, 2018

      @felterupgood You washing clothes?

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  • woodchipper30 January 7, 2018

    GO!!!!!!!!!!! IRISH Fuck The Muslims

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  • woodchipper30 January 7, 2018

    YEEEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • kore January 7, 2018

    Ever noticed how the jingle, "Twinkle twinkle little star, and the jingle to the alphabets " A<B<C<D<E<F>G" are exactly the same???

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    • woodchipper30 January 7, 2018

      @kore Talk to C.S bosses

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      • kore January 7, 2018

        @woodchipper30 I don't feel like typing.... maybe next year

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    • goff January 7, 2018

      @kore +

      what's up with that?!

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    •   what now? whats next? January 7, 2018

      @kore Ive also noticed the B<C<D<E<G<P<T<V<Z all rhyme making the song much more satisfying

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  •   ouch January 7, 2018

    It is so hot right now. It was 47c (116f) today and it is currently 41c (106f) at 6 PM

    I'm sitting inside in the AC drinking a ice cold beer watching the birds come and have a drink and a swim in the bird bath I just washed out and put clean cool water in for them, they are lining up for a splash.

    I think some wont make it through the day the way they are looking.

    Poor fuckers

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 7, 2018

      @ouch ,

      -7 c here.

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      • kore January 7, 2018

        @Cory H. Our wind chills are around that, some -13. Current temp about 5... Way below freezing

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        •   nybadguy January 7, 2018

          @kore what state are you in bro?

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          • kore January 7, 2018

            @nybadguy I'm your neighbor (state wise)

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            •   nybadguy January 7, 2018

              @kore right on. More snow tomorrow.

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      •   ouch January 7, 2018

        @Cory H. I don't know what's worse?

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 7, 2018

          @ouch,

          The heat you describe is worse. I can bundle up and do shit, but in that heat, can't do anything but feel like you're gonna die.

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          •   sarge07 January 7, 2018

            @Cory H. but it's a dry heat

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    • goff January 7, 2018

      @ouch +

      Take 'em inside, Pogo. Don't just rub one out while watching them croak, ya pervy clown. Save some avian lives, why don't ya.

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      •   ouch January 7, 2018

        @goff I put the sprinklers on and filled the dog bath and they all flew down and just hung out in the rain maker and went for a swim for a while. Poor little fuckers were just sitting there on the ground waiting their turn to jump in with their wings spread and mouths open gasping for cool air but after a while they seemed a little better. A few decades ago i wold have got the slug gun out and had me some live fire target practice.

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        • goff January 7, 2018

          @ouch +

          lol well, that was then and this is now.

          And what part of Hades have you claimed as home? Can you cross the River Styx and reach a more habitable climate?

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  • kore January 7, 2018

    Ever noticed how confused women really are... Get this, they want the best smelling soap/body wash only to cover the fragrance with LOTION, only to cover the fragrance of lotion with PERFUME, and cover the fragrance of perfume with HAIR SPRAY, every woman I walk by smells like hair conditioner... in the end the only thing that smells good is the hair... WTF is going on????

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    • goff January 7, 2018

      @kore +

      And ultimately, to be covered with our spit, puke, piss, shit, sweat, snot and jizz.

      Women ... smh.

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  • kouki January 7, 2018

    Anyone else seeing The Room in theatres Wednesday?

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    •   vikingshill January 7, 2018

      @kouki Your're tearing me apart, Lisa! Lol

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      • kouki January 7, 2018

        @vikingshill Yes! Tommy Wiseau is a genius.

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  •   kungfubeaner January 7, 2018

    If a Jewish race car driver barely wins is it ok to say he won by a nose?

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    • goff January 7, 2018

      @kungfubeaner +

      No way, man! Thank God you asked! Fuck!!

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    •   ouch January 7, 2018

      @kungfubeaner 2 Jews at American foot ball

      Get the Quarter Back Get the Quarter Back!

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  • kore January 7, 2018

    Ever noticed how when people drive slow (and you are behind them) we curse them out but when some one is speeding we call them stupid mother fuckers, crazy, dumb ass etc:

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    • ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

      @kore speeding I don't mind, wreck less driving while speeding is when I call them stupid mother fuckers. The only time I get mad if people go slow is if all lanes are going the same speed and don't leave one open to pass. If your gonna go slow fine but leave me the option to pass you.

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  • goff January 7, 2018

    Today I heard a song that I haven't heard in a long time. And it reminded me of a music class I took in college.

    I remember the music professor spent a whole class one day telling us how this one particular song was the most perfect song ever written, in theory. It had all the elements needed and in place, blah, blah, blah ... you get the picture. He dissected it like a frog.

    If you're interested, then I'll make it a short challenge. The decade it is from is the '70's. It is soft rock. The song title is two words and the initials are B. S. The artist is an individual and the initials are G. R. Try and guess, but I will give up the answer soon enough if no one comes through.

    This is ... GUESS THE PERFECT SONG!!

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    •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

      @goff

      Gerry Rafferty, Baker Street.,.,.,

      https://youtu.be/dU6w56epBdc

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      • goff January 7, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        Wow ... Nice! ++++

        Did you use the net to deduce or do you just know your songs, Mr. Wilder?

        Lastly, do you agree with the professor?

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        •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

          @goff

          I grew up on that kind of music, it's a "I was there" kind of thing...

          and yeah, it's as perfect a song as any Gerry Rafferty's done,...i'm more a fan of his Stealers Wheel days...,,.

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          •   sarge07 January 7, 2018

            @GrimmWilder so much great music came from the decade, to 80's and up? Not so much.

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            •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

              @sarge07

              I enjoy what i like, from what ever year......but yeah, most of what like best is from the 60's & 70's

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      • ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

        @GrimmWilder such a good song, that sax riff is so badass.

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    •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

      https://youtu.be/9Z9ROW9oAG4

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    • ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

      @goff do you remember the "points that made that song "perfect"? Like in music theory or whatever it was what do they look,for to make something "perfect"? I would think perfection would be in the ears of whoever is judging the music, or have to be a musician that appreciates lol works of any instrument. But that song has everything, I love it personally.

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      •   happyjack January 7, 2018

        @ketamine<3 Is agree on the subjective thing. The instrumental sounds like what they would play as the opening credits roll on an early 80's tv drama.

        When the vocals come in it sounds like a new scene on the same tv drama with the lead character driving alone in a convertible down a two lane highway on a sunny afternoon reflecting on his current issue with his permed hair 80's girlfriend, before returning and sharing a long passionate kiss that magically fixes everything.

        Cool song though........

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        • ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

          @happyjack lol very vivid explanation of the song I like it. Lets see if goff remembers what subjects were credited to making this song perfect. Lol damnit dude + more than one you made me laugh more than I should have.

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          • goff January 7, 2018

            @ketamine<3 +

            Well shit, I wasn't aware of any "sexy angle" competition involved here. The professor most certainly didn't bring up that sort of topic.

            What I can tell you is that throughout the professor's entire music theory class that day, I was rubbing one out in the back of the room ... thrice.

            Does that put me in the running?

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        • goff January 7, 2018

          @happyjack +

          I may be forgetting some contenders, idk, but the two all-time best - well, at least for sitcoms - if not just overall themes are Sanford & Son and The Jeffersons, with Barney Miller as third.

          Boy, I really can't remember anything else. Man, my mind ...

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      • goff January 7, 2018

        @ketamine<3 +

        It's been so long, but I remember him talking about the different parts of the song and how perfectly they were written for each other and how they just melded together, emphasizing on the sax. He just loved the sax solo and predicted that it would be the solo that all other sax solos would be compared to.

        Of course, like I said he dissected it like a frog, but that was the gist of it.

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  •   kingbigballs January 7, 2018

    Just want to say

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  •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

    Nights in white satin

    Never reaching the end

    Letters I've written

    Never meaning to send

    Beauty I'd always missed

    With these eyes before

    Just what the truth is

    I can't say any more,..,.,

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    • ketamine<3 January 7, 2018

      @GrimmWilder good song, if your into triply videos and/or bass EDM, look up nights in white satin by Zeds Dead on YouTube, it's a really good remix if your into that kinda music. And a very good video, they spent a lot of time on it for sure..

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  •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

    Damn Baker Street has me thinking of other soft rock classics,..,.,

    "Riders on the storm

    Into this house we're born

    Into this world we're thrown

    Like a dog without a bone

    An actor out on loan

    Riders on the storm"

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  •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

    In the shuffling madness

    Of the locomotive breath

    Runs the all-time loser

    Headlong to his death

    Oh, he feels the piston scraping

    Steam breaking on his brow

    Old Charlie stole the handle

    And the train—it won't stop going

    No way to slow down,.,.

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    •   sarge07 January 7, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

      My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

      Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends

      So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 7, 2018

        @sarge07,

        It’s too bad the good ones had to die so young.

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        •   sarge07 January 7, 2018

          @Cory H. Janis died way too early my friend

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          • goff January 8, 2018

            @sarge07 +

            Janis belted those high notes with that gravelly voice of hers that I think only Robert Plant & Terry Reid were the only others fortunate enough to possess and display. Rod Stewart had it, but didn't hardly display it.

            Within the second set of lyrics to "Mercedes Benz", she sings, "Prove that you love me and buy the next round ...", where she belts out the word 'prove' for which I just love.

            My point being that all she wanted was proof of real love — not a drink, a puff, a sniff, a lick or a fuck.

            And if she would have found it and if it meant bailing that scene early, then we might never have heard of or from Janis Joplin.

            So, her blues are forever our rock.

            Thanks, Janis, for your unfortunate sacrifice, but all of it was not in vain, including your death.

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            •   sarge07 January 8, 2018

              @goff like MaMa Cass, all Janis wanted was someone to love her for her, not the celebrity

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  •   nybadguy January 7, 2018

    Roxy 30 the cure to my hangover.

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    •   wallawilly January 7, 2018

      @nybadguy yep. Ive got hundreds.

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      •   nybadguy January 7, 2018

        @wallawilly I'm still fuckin scratching lol

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  • felterupgood January 7, 2018

    Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields

    In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-oh-one

    I don't know where I'm running now, I'm just running on

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    •   sarge07 January 7, 2018

      @felterupgood

      Looking out at the road rushing under my wheels

      Looking back at the years gone by like so many summer fields

      In sixty-five I was seventeen and running up one-o-one

      I don't know where I'm running now, I'm just running on

      Running on - running on empty

      Running on - running blind

      Running on - running into the sun

      But I'm running behind

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  • felterupgood January 7, 2018

    "....You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today

    And then one day you find ten years have got behind you

    No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun....

    ....And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking

    Racing around to come up behind you again

    The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older

    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...."

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  • felterupgood January 7, 2018

    Well you say you got the blues,

    Got holes in both of your shoes,

    Feelin alone and confused,

    Youre just hangin out in a local bar,

    And youre wonderin who the hell you are

    Are you a bum or are you a star?

    Keep on smilin through the rain, laughin at the pain

    Rollin with the changes til the sun comes out again

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  •   wallawilly January 7, 2018

    "People of the Earth can you hear me?

    Came a voice from the sky on that magical night

    And in the colors of a thousand sunsets

    They traveled through the world on a silvery light

    --More--(51%)

    The people of the Earth stood waiting

    Watching as the ships came one by one

    Setting fire to the sky as they landed

    Carrying to the world Children Of The Sun.…..."

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  • kouki January 7, 2018

    Gucci Gang

    Gucci Gang

    Gucci Gang

    Gucci Gang

    Gucci Gang

    Gucci Gang

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  •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

    Now baby I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare

    Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there

    Niggas copy everything we say

    Louie frames, eyes lower than my G.P.A

    Riding and swerving, Kush I'm blown

    Doors wide my trunk bump like Eddy Road

    I don't cake hoes, I never tip the stripper

    I'm rich bitch but you can call me Cheap tha Ripper

    Shell toes, yes. P.R.P.S

    There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest

    Polo fresh, I am ze man

    I be slam dunking Tanqueray shots with LeBron

    Told niggas keep it Carmelo, okay

    Rolled past Dave told him hello and hey

    Me and Cash in something old on 23's ho

    Back window says "Mama Mel Bicho"

    Skateboarders grind, I grind too

    That's why you can catch me in D.C. shoes

    I quit the team but believe I'm balling

    Want a verse, put up a stack or quit calling

    30's on my Chevrolet call me super duper

    Garage like Roots I got more whips than Kunta

    Riviera sitting on the Bulls best hooper

    Y'all still riding 20's, y'all some Oompa Loompas

    Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior

    My four 15's woke up the neighbors

    Interior crocodile alligator

    I drive a Chevrolet movie theater,..,.,.,

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  • felterupgood January 7, 2018

    When is someone going to do "Shake your as"

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  •   maddog123 January 7, 2018

    I farted

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    • goff January 8, 2018

      @maddog123

      Have you heard of Kodi?

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  •   maddog123 January 7, 2018

    I got itchy balls a wonderful melody by maddog123

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    • goff January 8, 2018

      @maddog123

      By the way, I'm writing you all of this because I saw you talking about this particular topic.

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    • goff January 8, 2018

      @maddog123

      Get a loaded Android TV box and you'll get all the movies, ppv, tv, sports nationally and around the world that you want for free. Getting the box means conveniently and easily hooking it to your tv.

      But you can easily download Kodi (a free application found in your play store) on your computer, laptop, tablet or smartphone and watch it there. I have a TV box that I bought for cheap on amazon and I can't even tell you how many UFC PPV's I've watched for free for the past 21/2 years on top of the movies and not to mention all the fucking free porn.

      Anyways, if you have questions, then write me at [email protected]

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 7, 2018

    Everything here is a sheet of ice tonight. Bet Jay D is glad he got out of Boston.

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    •   maddog123 January 7, 2018

      Boston is full of gangsters and a whole boat load of Yankee fans

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  •   GrimmWilder January 7, 2018

    I live RIGHT ON the Niagara Escarpment of about 70-80 foot drop, there is a prevailing wind that blows a snow drift to my door daily when there's light or heavy snow ....right now it's just below freezing....it's times like these that make one appreciate spring,..,.,.,,.

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    •   maddog123 January 7, 2018

      Rain mixed with sleet in the morning by noon all rain high in the forty's

      And the rest of the week sixty five to seventy degrees yep life here in the south is good again

      Its going to be miller time again !

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 7, 2018

        @maddog123,

        When do you transplant your crop to the outside?

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        • felterupgood January 7, 2018

          @Cory H.

          april 20 of course

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 8, 2018

            @felterupgood ,

            Silly me.

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            • felterupgood January 8, 2018

              @Cory H.

              If you put them out much earlier you'll have to supplement the sunlight or they will flower... Then as days get longer they'll go basck to vedge. That's a lot of stress which reduces the final bud weigh significantlly at harvest.

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        •   maddog123 January 8, 2018

          @Cory H. I'm not into that any more I invested in a company out west that does all the leg work in the weed industry so now I'm still in the game but without all the worry's of going to prison my ship hasn't come in yet but my portfolio looks very promising

          Yeah boy and let the good times roll

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          • goff January 8, 2018

            @maddog123 +

            Awww shit!! This is THAT Maddog?!! It's me!!

            We R Kushbaum™

            The dividends are paying off big time, but you need to diversify your portfolio, niggah! I'll holl'r at you, cuz!

            The plants are f'n hotter than happyjacks, you know what I'm sayin'?! I'll send you a jack, my niggah!

            Damn, small muthafuckin' Earf!!

            Late, MDawg!!

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