► THE DAILY RANT

January 8, 2018

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  •   ouch January 8, 2018

    Do you want to build a snowman?

    No I fucking don't

    Get the fuck away from me you cunt

    before I slit your throat!

    +4 -1
    • goff January 8, 2018

      @ouch +

      And to think that was his little niece.

      You're mean, Pogo the Clown! waaahhh!

      +0 -2
    •   happyjack January 8, 2018

      @ouch yeah she had a hard time taking no for an answer ......

      +3 -3
    • ketamine<3 January 8, 2018

      @ouch I would think you'd enjoy a bit of snow with all the heat you've been having.

      +0 -2
      •   ouch January 8, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        at 3 AM this morning heavens opened up and gave us a month of rain in a few short hours

        Now we are going to be like Pussy..... Hot and Wet! and for some reason a bit Itchy too lol

        Maybe I should see a Dr about that.....

        +1 -2
        • ketamine<3 January 8, 2018

          @ouch lol is it your balls that itch? Cause I know a guy...

          +0 -2
  • kore January 8, 2018

    Woman, "FUCK YOU"!!!

    Me, "Your place or mine"

    +1 -2
  •   GrimmWilder January 8, 2018

    Called in Some Wild Turkey and the delivery guy pulled up on a snowmobile.......it might be cold up here but you got to admit it's got it's charm!.....lol

    +2 -3
  • woodchipper30 January 8, 2018

    THATS A Rotten Shit Eatting Cunt

    +0 -2
  •   GrimmWilder January 8, 2018

    You can say it, whisper it shout it and Sing...

    The Great GrimmWilder is CrazyShit KING!!!

    +1 -2
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 8, 2018

      The great grimmwilder is avatar king.

      +1 -1
      •   GrimmWilder January 8, 2018

        @Cory H.

        I may leave this one for a while,...,,.maybe,.,.

        +2 -2
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. January 8, 2018

          @GrimmWilder,

          Oh it doesn’t matter. You’re well within your rights changing it as often as you wish.

          No biggie here.

          +0 -1
          •   GrimmWilder January 8, 2018

            @Cory H.

            It keeps the 'automatic neggers' off balance.......LOL

            +3 -4
  •   maddog123 January 8, 2018

    Six in the am having my coffee picking boogers watching morning fake news farting life is good

    +1 -1
    • goff January 8, 2018

      @maddog123 +

      How are the boogs tasting this morning?

      +0 -1
      •   maddog123 January 9, 2018

        @goff LIKE CHICKEN OF COURSE!

        +1 -1
        • goff January 9, 2018

          @maddog123 +

          When I was a youngster, I knew this kid who would stash his boogies in between his teeth for later consumption.

          You would literally be talking to him and can see a boogie lodged between two teeth and you would say something about it and he would scoop it out with his tongue, stretch out his tongue with the soggy boogie at the tip and then proceed to tell you what it is and why it was there, all while keeping that protruding tongue steadfast with that boogie at the tip.

          Now, obviously, you need your tongue to speak clearly, but either he didn't give a shit or didn't know he should give a shit, because he just continued on 'till he was done.

          Once he was done blabbering, he would either finish it off and swallow it or he would simply slip it right back into the position it once held for the surely heightened anticipation of the tasty, marinated morsel that lies ahead.

          Yummage ...

          +1 -1
  • ketamine<3 January 8, 2018

    Anyone here a fan of disk golf? Been beautiful weather here so I've been out playing more. I love it, it's a lot of fun and I get to get out of the house and drink/smoke a bowl with my buddies.

    +1 -2
  •   GrimmWilder January 8, 2018

    If you find yerself in a bit of trouble, and don't know if you should shit or go blind.....

    Just close one eye and fart.....it's always best to hedge your bets,.,.,.,.,.

    +2 -3
  •   nybadguy January 8, 2018

    Another day another penny. More snow on the way so they say.

    +1 -1
    • letmefindout January 8, 2018

      @nybadguy

      36" on the ground, -15 wind chill and another 12" on the way. Racing sled runs like a top. Life is good.

      +1 -1
      •   nybadguy January 8, 2018

        @letmefindout man. I'd love to ride a snow mobile. Especially a raced out one. I ride my quad in the snow. Raced out as well. But I'm sure it's nothing compared to a sled. Ride safe brother.

        +0 -1
  •   what now? whats next? January 8, 2018

    snow

    +1 -1
  •   truckingman January 8, 2018

    There has not been any snow, so far, in the Live Oak Florida area, we had a few nights of freezing tempertures duriing this last week with some freeze rain at night.

    +1 -1
  • felterupgood January 9, 2018

    Roll tide

    +1 -3
  • therockbalancer January 9, 2018

    you lazy fucks are taking a lot of days off this week. holidays are over wheres my gore

    +4 -1
  •   what now? whats next? January 9, 2018

    Lazyshit needs to upload

    +2 -1
  •   what now? whats next? January 9, 2018

    So uhh shemales are real...

    +0 -1
    • ketamine<3 January 9, 2018

      @what now? whats next? Went with the discount hooker didn't ya? When it's discounted there's always something not right..

      +0 -0
  •   kingbigballs January 9, 2018

    And....

    +0 -0
  • thebutcher18 January 9, 2018

    Lazy as fuck! Let a bunch of germans run this side!

    +0 -3
  • vivalamigra January 9, 2018

    BUILD THAT WALL.

    END CHAIN MIGRATION.

    END DIVERSITY LOTTERY.

    DEPORT ALL CRIMINAL ALIENS (DACA)

    +2 -1
    •   sarge07 January 9, 2018

      @vivalamigra now the liberals are bitching about the upcoming deportation of MS13 members.

      +2 -1
    • thebutcher18 January 9, 2018

      @vivalamigra Glad to see you are alive. Where have you been?

      +1 -1
    • prolurkercrazy January 9, 2018

      @vivalamigra You can stick that 1.5 trillion dollar boondoggle in your ass... Oh, right, you can't because you just fucked away 1.5 trillion dollars on your TAX CUT for the rich.

      Dipshit

      +0 -1
      • felterupgood January 9, 2018

        @prolurkercrazy

        You don't seem to know that's over a ten year time span..... When Obama did that almost EVERY YEAR he was in office.

        Your make it clear you are prejudice hypocritical and so uninformed that you need to be snatched from this topic and put on the beach

        +2 -1
        • prolurkercrazy January 10, 2018

          @felterupgood,

          Okay, stupid let me help you pull your fucking foot out of your mouth.

          1) Obama inherited an economy from the Bush / Republicans that was worse than the Crash of the '20s

          2) Obaman didn't add a TRILLION dollars a year. Only Fox Noise / Breitbart consumers would swallow that bullshit

          3) You're asshole Dump / Republicans are going to crash the economy Again...

          In other words, keep chewing on that foot in your mouth and don't talk about things you clearly don't understand.

          +0 -1
          • felterupgood January 10, 2018

            @prolurkercrazy

            I don't want to break my pristine record of never personally attacking dumb assholes on message boards on the internet so I'll just let you live in your world of deception.

            +1 -1
      •   GrimmWilder January 9, 2018

        @prolurkercrazy

        "boondoggle"?.........LOL

        +1 -1
        • prolurkercrazy January 10, 2018

          @GrimmWilder,

          I'm old. It's an old-timey word.

          +0 -1
  •   GrimmWilder January 9, 2018

    When you pay a hooker money it is a ""contractual obligation""

    Contract obligations are those duties that each party is legally responsible for in a contract agreement. In a contract, each party exchanges something of value, whether it be a product, services, money, etc. On both sides of the agreement, each party has various obligations in connected with this exchange Oh ma Brethren!!

    +1 -1
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