► THE DAILY RANT

January 20, 2018

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  • mehofjack January 20, 2018

    I've been a bad girl and I think I might have to stay for detention

    +1 -0
    • letmefindout January 20, 2018

      @mehofjack

      Stop lifting your skirt in front of the boys.

      +1 -1
  • what now? whats next? January 20, 2018

    Second!

    +1 -2
  • kungfubeaner January 20, 2018

    Woohoo drink time!

    +0 -1
    • ouch January 20, 2018

      @kungfubeaner Top me up and I'll pass you the blunt!

      +3 -1
  • fistermister January 20, 2018

    After the transition, I was a bit spectacle of the whole CrazyShit scene, but I'm feeling like I'm still part of the family. Even if we fight, I love you guys! CS lives on!

    +0 -0
    • what now? whats next? January 20, 2018

      @fistermister Shut the fuck sentimental scumbag fuck boy

      +0 -2
      • fistermister January 20, 2018

        @what now? whats next? : Dude, did I do you wrong in a past life? Why so bent on me? Sorry brother, didn't mean to hurt your feelings, if I did.

        +1 -0
    • what now? whats next? January 20, 2018

      @fistermister y do i have to be auttism

      +0 -2
    • ouch January 20, 2018

      @fistermister Will you still respect me in the morning after my fisting?

      +2 -1
      • fistermister January 20, 2018

        @ouch YES!

        +0 -1
      • fistermister January 20, 2018

        @ouch; Yup.... Just as long you don't still wear your class ring. They tend to rub the wrong way. Kind-of-like how I rubbed @what now? whats next guy... sorry brother, but yeah @ouch.

        +1 -1
        • ouch January 20, 2018

          @fistermister lol funny fuckker

          +3 -1
          • goff January 20, 2018

            @cooch

            All stories have two sides, mike. Troll this ?3 mike.

            +0 -2
            • letmefindout January 20, 2018

              @goff

              C'mon people, share with the rest of the class.

              +1 -1
            • ouch January 20, 2018

              @goff your time here is running out

              +4 -2
              • goff January 20, 2018

                @ouch

                Why would you be so quick to be concerned and so threatful with someone who is so witfully "unarmed" compared to you and yours ... considering that you slung the most shit at me, so far. That, after pulling the rudest bullshit outside of the site. Thought you were gonna belittle me by asking the question if I was "somebody"? Well, I guess you didn't expect the answer and it rubbed you wrong ... whatever. Careful what you ask, bully.

                So here you are, threatening again like when you claimed that you were the owner of the site ... remember that?

                +1 -4
              • goff January 20, 2018

                @ouch

                You sound like a prima donna. Did you actually say that?

                "Either that dastardly, but handsome goff goes or lil ole me goes!" ... he said, with blush on his cheeks and a flutter of his eyelashes. Oh my

                +1 -5
                • GrimmWilder January 20, 2018

                  @goff

                  your avvy......is that Beetlejuice from Howard Stern?

                  +1 -3
                  • goff January 21, 2018

                    @GrimmWilder

                    Hello Gene.

                    It sure is. The one and only ... Beet.

                    +1 -1
                    • GrimmWilder January 21, 2018

                      @goff

                      Gene?

                      +1 -2
                      • goff January 21, 2018

                        @GrimmWilder

                        Mr. Wilder, right?

                        +1 -2
  • Cory H. January 20, 2018

    Goodnight Irene.

    +3 -1
    • goff January 20, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Nice song Cory. Leadbelly does a fine rendition of it.

      +2 -1
      • Cory H. January 21, 2018

        @goff ,

        I’ll have to look it up and listen to it. Thanks.

        +0 -1
        • goff January 21, 2018

          @Cory H.

          You're welcome.

          Try 'C.C. Rider' by him too.

          +0 -1
  • wombatbytes January 20, 2018

    I like turtles with itchy balls.

    +3 -2
    • what now? whats next? January 20, 2018

      @wombatbytes Turts got balls?

      +1 -0
      • wombatbytes January 20, 2018

        @what now? whats next? : Yes. Their shell is just a massive calcified scrotum.

        +2 -1
        • nybadguy January 20, 2018

          @wombatbytes so you mean to tell me as a kid when we use to go up state I was pick up a turtle by it's sack?

          +1 -0
        • ketamine<3 January 20, 2018

          @wombatbytes well shit, I may have rubbed a turtles ball sack! Does that make me gay if I didn't know?

          +2 -0
          • wombatbytes January 20, 2018

            @ketamine<3 : If the turtle offered you a cigarette afterwards, then yes.

            +2 -1
            • goff January 20, 2018

              @wombatbytes

              As a licensed Testudologist in the state of CA, I will have to agree with my astute colleague.

              Hard-core homo if he offered Benson & Hedges.

              +0 -1
            • letmefindout January 20, 2018

              @wombatbytes

              A cigarette or a reach around.

              +1 -0
            • ketamine<3 January 21, 2018

              @wombatbytes fuck.. it did, I think the turtle said his name was Leonardo? He had a blue bandana covering his face I didn't get a good look.

              +3 -0
              • goff January 21, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                Leo?! Oh boy ... he's the one w/the blue waffy. He's the hermy of the gang.

                +1 -1
                • ketamine<3 January 21, 2018

                  @goff yeah... I feel ashamed. That damned blue waffle tho..

                  +1 -0
          • nybadguy January 20, 2018

            @ketamine<3 I use to turn them up side down and spin them. They was spinning on there ball's you tell me?

            +2 -0
            • wombatbytes January 20, 2018

              @nybadguy : People like you are why they evolved the calcified scrotum...

              +0 -1
              • nybadguy January 20, 2018

                @wombatbyte I made them vomit inside there sack from spinning them like a top.

                +1 -1
                • ketamine<3 January 21, 2018

                  @nybadguy did you really do that? That's mean dude.. I hope your joking.

                  +2 -0
                  • nybadguy January 21, 2018

                    @ketamine<3 I was a mean kid. We use to play frog baseball. Grab a stick and a few frogs from a pond and well you know.

                    +2 -0
                    • goff January 21, 2018

                      @nybadguy

                      That's Beavis and Butt-head.

                      +0 -1
              • letmefindout January 21, 2018

                @wombatbytes

                If humans (or turtles) were constantly reaching to hold or spinning me like a top (upside down) or whatever the case, eventually I would probably evolve a pair of calcified balls too.

                +1 -1
                • wombatbytes January 21, 2018

                  @letmefindout : This has been a fun conversation :-)

                  +1 -1
  • kore January 20, 2018

    Did anyone watch the news? After years of research and investigation, they discovered that Humpty Dumpty never fell.... He was pushed.

    +2 -0
  • maddog123 January 20, 2018

    Government shut down what will I ever do woo woo

    +0 -0
  • vivalamigra January 20, 2018

    Shut down isn't good enough. Fire these non-essential fucks.

    +4 -2
    • sarge07 January 20, 2018

      @vivalamigra those that are stalling simply because they want tax funds for illegal aliens should be removed and charged with sedition. They swore an oath to uphold the laws of this nation and defend the Constitution, they are refusing to do so and in violation of the law. American citizens rights come before any illegal alien or the liberal douchebag supporters.

      +1 -1
      • felterupgood January 20, 2018

        @sarge07

        I believe the shutdown had nothing to do wirh the budget or money. The dems want to keep the "dreamers" and only make a promise to talk about the wall later.

        Fortunately Trump isn't stupid.

        Most of the men and women we see getting murdered here PROMISED to pay for their drugs LATER

        We see how that worked out.

        +1 -1
        • prolurkercrazy January 21, 2018

          @felterupgood,

          "Fortunately Trump isn't stupid." Man, he has you fooled!

          +1 -2
          • vivalamigra January 21, 2018

            @prolurkercrazy Don't wear your heels to the Women's March. Remember what happened to your tootsies last year!

            +1 -3
  • maddog123 January 20, 2018

    Fuck the democratic party goddam bunch of whiny baby cock sucking sons of bitches yee hy

    +3 -1
  • goff January 20, 2018

    Democrats, having abandoned the concerns of the middle class, need millions of new voters and they need them fast, otherwise their party risks becoming a permanent minority. Replacing ungrateful citizens with obedient immigrants is their only hope. Every Democrat who has thought it through for even a minute knows they can't say it in public, because it's horrible, so instead they're trying a new talking point:

    Illegal immigrants are terrific people, every single one of them, far more noble and law-abiding then you are. How dare you complain about their presence. You must be a bigot. The one problem with this line of argument is that it's vulnerable to the facts.

    Tucker Carlson (couple days ago)

    ________________________________________________

    Using newly released detailed data on all prisoners who entered the Arizona state prison from January 1985 through June 2017, we are able to separate non-U.S. citizens by whether they are illegal or legal residents. Unlike other studies, these data do not rely on self-reporting of criminal backgrounds. Undocumented immigrants are at least 142% more likely to be convicted of a crime than other Arizonans. They also tend to commit more serious crimes and serve 10.5% longer sentences, more likely to be classified as dangerous, and 45% more likely to be gang members than U.S. citizens. Yet, there are several reasons that these numbers are likely to underestimate the share of crime committed by undocumented immigrants. There are dramatic differences between in the criminal histories of convicts who are U.S. citizens and undocumented immigrants.

    Young convicts are especially likely to be undocumented immigrants. While undocumented immigrants from 15 to 35 years of age make up slightly over two percent of the Arizona population, they make up about eight percent of the prison population. Even after adjusting for the fact that young people commit crime at higher rates, young undocumented immigrants commit crime at twice the rate of young U.S. citizens. These undocumented immigrants also tend to commit more serious crimes.

    If undocumented immigrants committed crime nationally as they do in Arizona, in 2016 they would have been responsible for over 1,000 more murders, 5,200 rapes, 8,900 robberies, 25,300 aggravated assaults, and 26,900 burglaries.

    John Lott

    Crime Prevention Research Center

    Date Written: January 11, 2018

    +4 -4
    • felterupgood January 20, 2018

      @goff

      Which leads us to the tip of the day....

      Wnen cops stop you...

      It's not a good idea to say "no espeak english"

      +2 -3
  • nybadguy January 20, 2018

    Man. I been stoned all day long watching \m/ metal shows on YouTube. If any of you guys/gals like metal/ thrash check out M.O.D live at the whiskey a go go. Great funny band from back in the day.

    +1 -0
    • ketamine<3 January 21, 2018

      @nybadguy fuck yeah.. some of my top favorite bands are Kreator, Destruction, Overkill, Nuclear Assault, King Diamond. that kind of 80's metal. I'll have to check them out.

      +1 -0
      • nybadguy January 21, 2018

        @ketamine<3 yeah man. Anthrax slayer megadeath pantera etc...

        +0 -0
        • ketamine<3 January 21, 2018

          @nybadguy hell yeah, I watched a few videos on YouTube, that's some good shit. I like it. \m/ rock on my friend!

          +1 -0
  • goff January 20, 2018

    You need to get hooked up with

    Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles and their hit album:

    "We Sold Our Souls for Wet Sloppy Holes"

    Metal's Rectal Prolapse Rockers!!

    (No joke)

    +1 -4
    • goff January 22, 2018

      Why would you neg Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles?!

      That's like negging Zeppelin or Rush.

      Clueless booters ...

      +0 -0
  • picklehiesner January 20, 2018

    I love you guys

    +2 -0
    • nybadguy January 20, 2018

      @picklehiesner we love you to brother. Wanna hug out? Lol

      +0 -0
      • letmefindout January 20, 2018

        @nybadguy

        If you post this embrace, make sure one of you have the CS logo on a breast or it is FAKE NEWS.

        +1 -1
    • felterupgood January 20, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      Hope you aren't dying.

      +1 -1
  • kingbigballs January 20, 2018

    When you get your number you can have the same thing as a real person and then they say you don't know how to make it happen

    +0 -1
    • happyjack January 21, 2018

      @kingbigballs I have no idea what you've been talking about lately...

      +0 -1
  • sarge07 January 20, 2018

    45 degrees and rain in Arizona, a nice fire in the fireplace a nice lady stayin over. Nice indeed

    +1 -0
    • wombatbytes January 20, 2018

      @sarge07 : Enjoy all the nice warm places.

      +2 -0
    • felterupgood January 20, 2018

      @sarge07

      You go dog! Do what I would do and FeelHerUpGood

      +1 -0
    • ketamine<3 January 21, 2018

      @sarge07 yeah I'm having to take the truck now instead of the bike it sucks. But I'm dry and warm lol hope you had a nice cozy night with your lady friend ;)

      +2 -0
      • sarge07 January 21, 2018

        @ketamine<3 we had a very nice time indeed. She saved on a hotel bill nad caught her flight out this morning, I'm going to see her in the Big Easy in March

        +0 -0
  • GrimmWilder January 20, 2018

    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.

    This story shall the good man teach his son;

    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

    From this day to the ending of the world,

    But we in it shall be rememberèd-

    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

    This day shall gentle his condition;

    And gentlemen in England now a-bed

    Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,

    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.,........,..,,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.....,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

    +2 -4
    • sarge07 January 21, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Shakespeare's Henry V

      +0 -1
  • what now? whats next? January 21, 2018

    Any minute now

    +0 -0
  • vivalamigra January 21, 2018

    Crying Chuck Schumer thinks shutting the government down will mean the border guard will not show up to work. Crazy Nancy Pelosi is afraid the EBT cards won't work without the government running. See? They represent both sides.

    +1 -2
    • prolurkercrazy January 21, 2018

      @vivalamigra,

      Republican's control both houses of Congress, moron, the dipshit Republican's shut the Government down by not passing a clean CR.

      +1 -1
      • felterupgood January 21, 2018

        @prolurkercrazy

        Since Sessions seat was replaced by a dem there are only 51 republicians... It takse 60 votes to pass anything. How is that "control" ?

        Dems clearly put the dreamers who have overstayed their original 18 months by 20 or 30 years.... AHEAD of America's military and child healthcare needs

        +1 -2
        • prolurkercrazy January 21, 2018

          @felterupgood You really are a stupid man aren't you? 51 is more than 49. Republican's control what legislation can be voted on. Dems made it very clear they would vote for a clean CR. Clearly, you only listen to Right Wing Nut Job news sources because anyone with half a brain could have figured out how to bring up legislation that the Dems vote for. Government shutdown falls squarely on the party in charge. Oppps that is you trumpites.

          +1 -1
          • felterupgood January 21, 2018

            @prolurkercrazy

            First, it's not cute to start your replies with "Jane you slut"

            You obviously don't know that a bill can NOT be passed in the senate without 60 votes. There are actually 54 republicans in the senate. (but people often say 51 because McCain and Paul jr. and that sick guy won't vote for these republican bills. )

            Even if EVERY republican voted for a budget deal .... they MUST pull 6 dems in order to pass the bill. Dems are simply obstructionists. <--- That's a big word ...you should probably open another window and look it up.

            Now read that again and see if you can figure out how I proved you are a dumbfuck without having to actually call you that. Learn to write with some class..... anyone can piss on the toilet seat.

            +1 -1
            • prolurkercrazy January 21, 2018

              @felterupgood let me try again you fucking moron. "Dems made it very clear they would vote for a clean CR"

              Oh, look, that means MORE than 60 dipshit.

              +0 -1
              • vivalamigra January 22, 2018

                @prolurkercrazy Would a "clean CR" include deporting the illegals? The illegals caused this problem and the only way to clean up this mess is mass deportation. Oh wait, you side against America. Never mind.

                +0 -1
                • prolurkercrazy January 22, 2018

                  @vivalamigra I said a few days ago that I was done trying to educate someone who is willfully stupid. You want answers go ask another moronic trumpite.

                  +0 -0
  • Cory H. January 21, 2018

    I just realize the link to my email addresss in the forums was messed up.

    That’s been corrected. Any forum post by me has my email linked in it.

    +1 -0
    • letmefindout January 21, 2018

      @Cory H.

      I had been on this site for a while before I actually hit the forum button. It was still awhile later that I realized about the private messages function. Ever think about putting a small tutorial video of these types of things, accessed with maybe a like on this page, for the newbies? Hell, when I first came to the site I watched the vids, accessed older vids and then only by mistakenly hitting the wrong link even knew about this Rant section.

      +1 -1
      • sarge07 January 21, 2018

        @letmefindout and one for uploading pics & vids? I can't seem to get that to work

        +1 -0
      • what now? whats next? January 21, 2018

        @letmefindout I was dicking around on the site hit the forum button and did not see the pms until yesterday when clowny face told me

        +1 -0
    • felterupgood January 21, 2018

      @Cory H.

      I was wondering why you were ignoring my solicitations to join Amway

      +0 -1
  • goodster January 21, 2018

    GO PATRIOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0 -0
    • felterupgood January 21, 2018

      @goodster

      YES YES !

      Where are the Dixie Chicks? We know where Whitney is. The Phillips guy that sang the national anthem made me want to take a knee

      +0 -2
      • felterupgood January 21, 2018

        @felterupgood

        That was funny damit!

        +0 -1
    • goff January 21, 2018

      @goodster

      I'm uncomfortable with that many exclamation points. Now I root for Jags.

      Go underdogs!!

      +0 -2
      • goodster January 21, 2018

        @goff What if it was one less? would that be enough to change your mind?

        +0 -0
        • goff January 22, 2018

          @goodster

          Three and it's a de—ahhh! Fuckin' Jags lost.

          Aren't you even sick of the Patriots winning?

          You know, that's a rhetorical question, because I'm from Chicago and I never got sick of the Bulls winning.

          I lived in Philly for 2 years and I hate the Eagles so I think I'll be rooting for the Patriots.

          Besides, how can you not admire what they did in the 4th quarter of last year's Super Bowl.

          +1 -0
          • goodster January 24, 2018

            @goff True dat!! the GOAT will live forever. and yes,, last year was a Stone Cold Stunner.

            +0 -0
  • wallawilly January 21, 2018

    Anybody know what this place is? This is Gettysburg. This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we’re still fighting amongst ourselves today. This green field right here was painted red, bubbling with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen and take a lesson from the dead. If we don’t come together right now, on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed just like they were. … I don’t care if you don’t like each other, but you will respect each other. I don’t know, maybe we’ll learn to play this game like men!!!

    +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder January 21, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Remember the Titans with Denzel Washington,.,.,.

      +1 -1
      • wallawilly January 21, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        You "coined" it man!

        +0 -0
  • felterupgood January 21, 2018

    Patriots baby... All the way!

    +1 -1
    • wallawilly January 21, 2018

      @felterupgood

      White men at the skill positions. Enuf said.

      +0 -1
      • felterupgood January 21, 2018

        @wallawilly

        True dat! Seth Curry was white when I watched him play.. before karma bit him in the ankle.

        +0 -0
    • GrimmWilder January 21, 2018

      @felterupgood

      Who do you see in the SB?

      +1 -1
      • goodster January 21, 2018

        @GrimmWilder just about set in stone now.. Pats- Eagles.

        +0 -0
      • felterupgood January 21, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        With my absolute perfect hindsight vision, it will be the Patriots and the Eagles.

        Now for the prediction....

        When the birds meet the minutemen (or whoever the fuck they are)

        It will be a big WRECK (maybe even posted on here)

        A BIG wreck.... like when a Mustang flying down the road at 100 mph hits a Thunderbird - head on ....feathers for miles.

        +0 -1
  • GrimmWilder January 21, 2018

    Just watched Thor: Ragnarok,......not too awful terrible at all,.,,.,.,.,,,:

    +1 -1
    • maddog123 January 21, 2018

      Fucking Brady does it again!

      Jan needs to put some good old sister pussy on him and take that edge off for the eagles in the super turd

      +0 -0
      • goodster January 21, 2018

        @maddog123 And he always will.

        +0 -0
      • felterupgood January 21, 2018

        @maddog123

        Why would anyone want the Eagles win the Superbowl ? I hope Brady gets 8 rings... at least.

        +0 -0
        • maddog123 January 21, 2018

          Football season bout over and baseball to look toward to

          Can't wait to watch those braves fuck another season up I'm predicting Atlantic to suck the big hard one all season long!!!!

          +0 -1
          • felterupgood January 21, 2018

            @maddog123

            It tortures me to try to watch baseball ......zzzzzzzzzzz

            +1 -0
            • maddog123 January 21, 2018

              @felterupgood

              My favorite summer hobby listening to the games on radio while at the lake watching women in there bikinis

              A ranger tried to kick me out once ,he called me a pervert and I told him to eat shit because I wasn't beating off or none of that shit and he went on his way the prick !

              The bastard killed my boner!

              The end.

              +1 -0
            • Cory H. January 21, 2018

              @felterupgood ,

              I agree.

              +0 -0
  • Cory H. January 21, 2018

    Keep calm and listen to Beethoven.

    +0 -0
  • vivalamigra January 22, 2018

    New "Durbin Act" goes into effect. Just like he snitched on the president for using a bad word, we now all must, under law, point out all illegals to ICE. Be a good Durbin, snitch! Remember tha adage "you are always within three feet of an illegal".

    +0 -1
    • goff January 22, 2018

      @vivalamigra

      I turned in illegals when I lived in Chula Vista, CA. They would hide in this stretch of bushes near where I lived. It was a popular place for them to hide for a while.

      I could see them from my window and my backyard. We'd call the BP and then watch them pick them up. We called Dozens of times, catching 2 to 6 per call

      Finally, after complaining so many times, they chopped that stretch of bushes down.

      It was fun while it lasted ...

      +0 -0
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