► THE DAILY RANT

February 1, 2018

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  • prolurkercrazy February 1, 2018

    Good Morning Vietnam!

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    •   sarge07 February 1, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy good morning Airman Cronouer

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 1, 2018

    I wonder how Billy Idols song would sound if it was sang “it’s a fine day for a site banning”?

    +4 -0
    • skankhunt42 February 1, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Hey little BITCHER what have you done

      Hey little BITCHER Goff's the only one

      Hey little BITCHER who's The Stupid man

      Hey little BITCHER Goff's Due a BAN!

      +11 -1
      •   zealant February 1, 2018

        It's a nice day to start again.

        It's a nice day for a site banning.

        It's a nice day to start again.

        +4 -0
    • letmefindout February 1, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Would make a great sound bite just as their banned.

      +3 -1
    •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

      @Cory H. goff is sob confirmo

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    •   sarge07 February 1, 2018

      @Cory H. I didn't do it

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  •   GrimmWilder February 1, 2018

    Happy Groundhog Eve!!

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    • letmefindout February 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      But for the Crazy Shitter's it's Prairie Doggin' Day

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    •   ouch February 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Happy Groundhog day Eve!!

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  •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

    U ever wonder what it feels like to?

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  •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

    Can i submit my cock to this website?

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    • goff February 1, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      Try N.A.M.B.L.A.

      They'd take you with open arms.

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      •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

        @goff Oh shut up sob

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        • goff February 1, 2018

          @what now? whats next?

          Relax ... Just playin' with you, dude.

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          •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

            @goff Im playing to thanks for snaping back to the reals

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            • goff February 1, 2018

              @what now? whats next?

              No offense, man ... seriously

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            • goff February 1, 2018

              This comment has been deleted

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              •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

                @goff U seriously think im being serious with u?

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                • goff February 1, 2018

                  @what now? whats next?

                  Explain ...

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            • goff February 1, 2018

              @what now? whats next?

              Just to let you know ...

              NAMBLA stands for

              North American man-boy love Association

              No joke ... A real organization of pedophiles

              +0 -7
              •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

                @goff Yeah dude i googled that shit it took me 3 mins cuz i kept having to look back to kno what letter to put XD

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              • muzziesarescum February 1, 2018

                @goff in which I bet you're the Leader!!

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                • goff February 1, 2018

                  @muzziesarescum

                  N/A

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            • goff February 1, 2018

              @what now? whats next?

              And it's all legal they get away with it that's America for you

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    • momma_mercy February 1, 2018

      @what now? whats next? hey if we're showing titties then at least let us see some dick amirite

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      •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

        @momma_mercy I got a long black dick for this website if they let me

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        • momma_mercy February 1, 2018

          @what now? whats next? I'll message a mod. Maybe we can have like dick of the week or something

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  •   nybadguy February 1, 2018

    I'll come back later I have nothing yet. Suck it retard

    +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder February 1, 2018

    The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.,..,

    --H.S.T--

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  •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

    I think i got a fan of my cock

    +1 -1
    •   kungfubeaner February 1, 2018

      @what now? whats next? I've had those, fans of my cock but wtf dude you're killing my high dude I've had a pint of cheap whiskey and 2 joints I don't need the drama

      +1 -1
      •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

        @kungfubeaner Im sorry bro i was fucking hammered last night

        +1 -0
      • kore February 2, 2018

        @kungfubeaner Ahhh,.. Yes. Whiskey.

        +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder February 1, 2018

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    •   happyjack February 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder +1 WTF is going on here. Quite possibly the worst daily rant dialogue of all time...

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    •   maddog123 February 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder dollar bird ?

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 February 1, 2018

        @maddog123 he bought that bird at "Dollar Tree"

        +1 -0
  •   picklehiesner February 1, 2018

    Guy walks into a bar where ouch is hanging out. Ouch politely asks, "may I push your stool in"

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  • tmenycologist February 1, 2018

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=UosZ4mXL8EI

    +1 -0
    • goff February 1, 2018

      @tmenycologist

      That actually felt good ... thanks.

      +0 -1
  •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

    I apologize for last nights mishap i was fucking drunk outta my shit but i enjoyed my night so im not really in mood for caring but srry tho

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  •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

    And on my behave i will like to yodel you all a song ; )

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 1, 2018

    I’m sorry some of the posts are missing, but the quote went so far to the right it was impossible to view on a mobile device.

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  •   maddog123 February 1, 2018

    What a fucking night !!! Just woke up fuck my nuts are the size of raisins I was litterly sucked dry by one hell of a cork sucker yeah boy!!!

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  • kore February 2, 2018

    on Amazon Music

    Nibblin' on sponge cake

    Watchin' the sun bake

    All of those tourists covered with oil

    Strummin' my six-string

    On my front porch swing

    Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil

    Chorus:

    Wastin' away again in Margaritaville

    Searching for my lost shaker of salt

    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame

    But I know it's nobody's fault

    Don't know the reason

    Stayed here all season

    Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo

    But it's a real beauty

    A Mexican cutie

    How it got here I haven't a clue

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  • kore February 2, 2018

    Wastin' away again in Margaritaville

    Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt

    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame

    Now I think

    Hell, it could be my fault

    I blew out my flip-flop

    Stepped on a pop-top

    Cut my heel had to cruise on back home

    But there's booze in the blender

    And soon it will render

    That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

    Wastin' away again in Margaritaville

    Searching for my lost shaker of salt

    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame

    But I know it's my own damn fault

    Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame

    And I know it's my own damn fault

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 2, 2018

    Aww man. Someone just walk through with shit on their shoes.

    Where’s the CS floor sweeper.

    Lazy fuck.

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    •   ouch February 2, 2018

      @Cory H. We'll fuck me sideways. Would you look at that. Some little bitch just walked in with half kicked dogs guts and poop all over their shoes. Ok cunts where's me mop and bucket.... Gonna need a shovel first to pick this shit up before hosing out the CS hallways

      +0 -0
      • goff February 2, 2018

        @ouch

        No, that was me, Yucko. I just squatted and took a nice, thick dump in your facility and stomped all in it and ran like Forrest Gump all around in your place.

        Those guts are from a cute koala I found up in a tree in your backyard. I hope you don't mind.

        Yeah, now after wreckin' your break room and emptying the fridge, I did recognize a pungent, swampy odor just hangin' in the air. You best get to moppin', Yucko, because that death stench will be gettin' overwhelming pretty quick.

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        •   ouch February 2, 2018

          @goff Can i at least get some overtime?

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 2, 2018

    Damn. That smell.

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  •   kungfubeaner February 3, 2018

    Been reading comments I do online while i'm high and drunk I think I'm going cold turkey and yes I'm high and drunk

    +0 -0
    •   ouch February 3, 2018

      @kungfubeaner Rehab is for Quitters!

      +0 -0
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