Good Morning Vietnam!
@prolurkercrazy good morning Airman Cronouer
@sarge07 Nice! +1
I wonder how Billy Idols song would sound if it was sang “it’s a fine day for a site banning”?
Hey little BITCHER what have you done
Hey little BITCHER Goff's the only one
Hey little BITCHER who's The Stupid man
Hey little BITCHER Goff's Due a BAN!
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a site banning.
It's a nice day to start again.
Would make a great sound bite just as their banned.
@Cory H. goff is sob confirmo
@Cory H. I didn't do it
Happy Groundhog Eve!!
But for the Crazy Shitter's it's Prairie Doggin' Day
Happy Groundhog day Eve!!
U ever wonder what it feels like to?
Can i submit my cock to this website?
@what now? whats next?
They'd take you with open arms.
@goff Oh shut up sob
Relax ... Just playin' with you, dude.
@goff Im playing to thanks for snaping back to the reals
No offense, man ... seriously
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@goff U seriously think im being serious with u?
Just to let you know ...
NAMBLA stands for
North American man-boy love Association
No joke ... A real organization of pedophiles
@goff Yeah dude i googled that shit it took me 3 mins cuz i kept having to look back to kno what letter to put XD
@goff in which I bet you're the Leader!!
And it's all legal they get away with it that's America for you
@goff Thats right the land of the home the free and the pee pee
@goff Sure man
Thank you ...
Have you ever peed in a girl's mouth? I have.
@what now? whats next? hey if we're showing titties then at least let us see some dick amirite
@momma_mercy I got a long black dick for this website if they let me
@what now? whats next? I'll message a mod. Maybe we can have like dick of the week or something
@momma_mercy Oh and we always got PM's so u can see me there to
I'll come back later I have nothing yet. Suck it retard
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.,..,
I think i got a fan of my cock
@what now? whats next? I've had those, fans of my cock but wtf dude you're killing my high dude I've had a pint of cheap whiskey and 2 joints I don't need the drama
@kungfubeaner Im sorry bro i was fucking hammered last night
@kungfubeaner Ahhh,.. Yes. Whiskey.
@GrimmWilder +1 WTF is going on here. Quite possibly the worst daily rant dialogue of all time...
@GrimmWilder dollar bird ?
@maddog123 he bought that bird at "Dollar Tree"
Guy walks into a bar where ouch is hanging out. Ouch politely asks, "may I push your stool in"
That actually felt good ... thanks.
I apologize for last nights mishap i was fucking drunk outta my shit but i enjoyed my night so im not really in mood for caring but srry tho
And on my behave i will like to yodel you all a song ; )
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What a fucking night !!! Just woke up fuck my nuts are the size of raisins I was litterly sucked dry by one hell of a cork sucker yeah boy!!!
on Amazon Music
Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin' my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault
Don't know the reason
Stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault
I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault
Aww man. Someone just walk through with shit on their shoes.
Where’s the CS floor sweeper.
@Cory H. We'll fuck me sideways. Would you look at that. Some little bitch just walked in with half kicked dogs guts and poop all over their shoes. Ok cunts where's me mop and bucket.... Gonna need a shovel first to pick this shit up before hosing out the CS hallways
No, that was me, Yucko. I just squatted and took a nice, thick dump in your facility and stomped all in it and ran like Forrest Gump all around in your place.
Those guts are from a cute koala I found up in a tree in your backyard. I hope you don't mind.
Yeah, now after wreckin' your break room and emptying the fridge, I did recognize a pungent, swampy odor just hangin' in the air. You best get to moppin', Yucko, because that death stench will be gettin' overwhelming pretty quick.
@goff Can i at least get some overtime?
Damn. That smell.
Been reading comments I do online while i'm high and drunk I think I'm going cold turkey and yes I'm high and drunk
@kungfubeaner Rehab is for Quitters!