With whip cream!
@prolurkercrazy and a cherry on top!!
@ouch I'll pop your cherry and add a strawberry!
The cheese has slid off your cracker if think ouch still has a cherry.
*A big red rosebud more like*
@GrimmWilder Well you are the giver and you know this from experience
Oh my ... you're better than this, Gene — way better. Same with you, Ket.
Don't let Cuckold the Clown pull you guys down with him. He's a sook, for dios sake.
Go figure ... he likes crabs.
@goff says the guy that emails Cory and CS asking for people to stop negging him lmmfao.
No, cuckold ... You were emailing me ... You gotta stop lying, cuck. CS staff? Just Cory, liar. Damn, dude. Get back to work, break is over, yucko.
Fuck you in here already, but put a decisive end to contacting me outside of here. No joke. Don't respond w/fucking lies, don't respond at all. Just stop.
Good day, Cuckold!!
@goff :Whiney little bitch.
@goff Get ready to email Cory again your gonna get neegged you idiot.
Oh look out for yourself in the wics too there champ Dance piggy Dance
@ouch Leave the piggies' out of it.
@letmefindout lol Soz bro
@ouch why would such a charming guy get negged anyway??? Half page cry by him to follow :-)
@happyjack this little fukker emails me and brags that he is gonna buy CS and fire me LMMFAO but then tells me they have not replied to his emails LMMFAO
He calls me names like we are best friends do when they are insulting each other for fun and thinks we have some sort of buddy thing going on then abuses me in the same email. I'll be happy to post them all in the forums. It's a great read.... Not! But it does show this guy as a fucking wack job
@GrimmWilder I just wanted a strawberry.. that's all..
ok, if a new member named 'Philo Beddoe' starts posting......it's me!
@what now? whats next? HAHAHAHA!!! +5
New Rule - If there's going to be a fight in the Rant section, it has to be a chick fight, and they must submit all the pictures of their tits busting loose!
@luvthick DISCLAIMER: Any side bets are restricted and have consequences such as resulting in getting the shame stick, Ball tied, Negged or maybe even shunned
@what now? whats next?,
Negged? Oh man many members just lost their shit! Not the EVIL neg!
@prolurkercrazy Lmao im not supposed to say shit like that out loud huh?
@luvthick we need more than one chick around here for that to happen. The female participation is at an all time low.
@luvthick : That's disgusting.
I do not wish to see @goff's or @vivalamigra's tits!
@luvthick we are half way there, Goff is now know as Bitch Boy
You guys can be funny as hell.
@luvthick Don't you have shit to clean up?
I want momma_mercy back!
I second that motion!
No Military Parade!
Instead lets have a Tranny parade, a Puerto Rican parade, a Woman's March, a Black Lives Matter Parade, A Cinco De Mayo parade, A Million Black Man March, A Gay Pride Parade, a May Day Illegal Workers Parade, McDonalds and Macy Thanksgiving Parades, St Patrick Parade, A Demand Amnesty Now Parade, Rose Parade, Tear Down Statues Parade, Ban Offensive Words Parade, a Football or Baseball Championship Parade, An Indigenous People's Parade, An Immigrant's Rights Parade, Halloween Parade, Mardi Gras Parade, Bud Billiken Parade, Pet Parade, Memorial Day Parade, Boy Scout Parade...
@vivalamigra wtf is wrong with you?
@thebutcher18 Please come up with something original. You bore me,
@thebutcher18 yeah you need to come up with something original. Everyday around here illegal alien this, illegal alien that. Oh wait sorry, that's not you :-)
@happyjack Don't forget Obama spying on political rivals and now BUSTED for his treachery! First "black" president was a disappointment to put it mildly.
@vivalamigra Actually I have forgotten about Obama, he's not in office anymore. Why are you talking about Obama still? For you it's like hating the woman you were with then getting the woman of your dreams but still talking about the ex. You love Trump, forget about Obama, be happy.
BTW what does Obama's skin color have to do with anything???
@happyjack no. Not me. VIVA is a fucking idiot! Living in his small world wack his small dick to a trumpposter all day. Never seen anything. Live in fear of the forign. Support a guy that sells him the feeling of savety. Poor bastard. Oh and a friendly sayed STFU
@thebutcher18 Spoken like a true kraut. Do the Americans and Russians need to correct you again my Eurotrash friend? Learn Arabic yet?
@vivalamigra So you're for a military parade but against a Memorial Day parade? LMFAO
@happyjack Did I say that? Using the CNN mascot for your avatar is actually an accurate choice as your comprehension is quite poor.
@vivalamigra uh yeah you did. Memorial Day parade is in your no no parade list. You just wrote it LOL
@happyjack Yes, the Military Parade in addition to the after-mentioned parades. Memorial Day would be a great day for the Military Parade, although it would also work at the Bub Billiken Parade.
@vivalamigra a Memorial Day parade is a military parade...... google Memorial Day for the needed clarity.
@happyjack Have you ever been to the Air Force Museum? Maybe to a car show? Why are you against this one particular parade? Why can't you let people enjoy things that you may not like?
@vivalamigraYou're a walking contradiction. You're the one crying about a Memorial Day parade. What do you have against our veterans???
@vivalamigra we don't need a damn military parade, the troops have enough to worry about
@sarge07 parade will cause high costs. Money that USA dosent have. Ithink of the shutdown. rather give the money to the veterans.
@thebutcher18 yes indeed my friend
@thebutcher18 Or the WALL.
I was just reading that Richard Pryor and Marlon brando were butt buddies.
@nybadguy gives a whole new meaning to Bustin Loose
@happyjack Or Supernigger.
@happyjack HAHA. +
Trump is now saying that the stock market plunge yesterday was a big mistake. I guess he was under the impression that it wouldn't never go down again. Then his wig blew up in the back when he was getting on Airforce One. Rough day at the office
Quincy Jones said he dated Trump's daughter and girlfriend. :-)
@happyjack Ask Quincy Jones remembers of his upbringing on the South Side of Chicago compared to the first "black" president's recollection of his brief political presidency as a "Southsider". There is a presidential connection where you might actually learn something insightful.
@vivalamigra the only thing I'd ask Quincy is if he got the pussy. If that old rattlesnake fucked or even fingered Ivanka that would be impressive.
@happyjack Yes, it would be. I wouldn't brag about nailing Michelle Robinson tho'.
@happyjack and I've been to he moon. That's not true is it? No, is Quincy's claim?
Just think if Indianapolis Colt's linebacker Edwin Jackson was accidentally killed by a police officer instead of being intentionally murdered by several time deported illegal scum alien? HJ would be on his knees protesting until Easter.
@vivalamigra speaking of being on knees, if Trump came within 500 miles of you, you'd risk your life fighting the secret service to attempt to "take a knee" at his zipper.
Move out of the barrio you're not going to change the world crying about illegal aliens on CS. What do you have another 10 years old fella? Do you really think you should spend them crying about immigration? You'll be cold and taking a dirt nap and they'll still be selling tomales out in front of your house. Wave your white flag go find some fun in the sun and have some happy thoughts before you keel over.
@happyjack Talk about sophomoric humor. Why does your mind even go to imagining someone sucking off Trump? You may need to lessen your deep thinking and chill on your bucket.
@vivalamigra you call everyone fag I'm just returning the favor for you.
@happyjack A man older than me telling me I have ten years left. Are you ok HJ? I don't mean to fuck with a sick man. Need anything from the sto'?
@vivalamigra I'm 46 years old.......I'm not actually Red Foxx or James Earl Jones.
@happyjack Were you born on Juneteenth? I have less than 5 years on you.
@happyjack so you don't know Aunt Ester ?
@picklehiesner haha I wish I did. She was a classic. She talked plenty of shot at those old school roasts.
Man, I thought you sounded a lot like Darth Vadar!
@happyjack no because if you were 1) you'd be in a box in the ground, or 2) spending your Darth Vader money dammit!!
@happyjack Morgan freeman?
Merry Xmas charlie brown
On a darker note rest in peaces old dude from Frasier and rest in peaces the dude that played on tool time that croaked wensday
@maddog123 I bet charlie frickin brown had top ramen
How to ramen like a badass:
1. Boil water
2. Strip noodles of its dignity by ripping off the wrapper
3. Massage flavor pack with tongue until bleeding (Do not get tongue in toaster)
4. Fucking chug boiling water
5. Shove entire noodle block in mouth (Do not cry until you eat all that shit)
6. Snort flavor packet whilst thumb is warming in your ass ( need thumb later trust )
7. Realise you're a fucking god with all the other gods( Except god cuz he is god )
8. Come down from high very very rough
9. Cry about being sober whilst sucking on thumb (MMM Warm and shit flavored)
10. Masturbate to lower the blood pressure
Lool thanks guys XD
@what now? whats next? I hate that shit!!!
But it sure was tasty in jail and expensive five dollars pack in the jail store
I can buy two cases of that stuff at corner store those cops/sheriff making da money fucking cock sucking goddam mama fucking child molesting pigs
Lost my cat here's a disruption of said cat!!!
It has a tail two eyes ears a nose he's hairy four paws he shits a lot loves to chew his balls and goes by kitty ! If you see this cat let me no
I've now lost my old lady! Herese another description she got two legs arms fat has hair a fat ass big fucking mouth eats to fucking much and goes by here slut!!!
If you see this woman run!!!!! Fucking run fast as you can and do not feed it or it will not go away !
I don't want it back so do not bring this android back here
@maddog123 a fat ass you say? Check with Luvthick
If you ever get the chance to see 'Pagliacci' live....DO IT!
@GrimmWilder Is it better than "It"? lol
I'm getting sleepy night night
@maddog123 Don't let the bedbugs bite, it they do, hit them with a shoe
...I forgot the rest....