I swear to God, if I hear LeBron James or Tom Brady's name again on ESPN, I'm gonna murder someone.
OK Party people of CrazyShit.... I just sent in the WICS which will be my last for 2 or 3 weeks depending on my vacation and where I end up after my usual trip to Hammo. I have left an explanation in the wics blog which you can read once it has been uploaded :)
Cheers .... Ouch
Awww, too bad ... bon voy-beat it, Yucko!
Pretend ur sardines on your runabout.
I'll piss on the fort till you won't be back.
Go grudge a roo ...
@goff -1 Bitch Boy Dance Tard Dance lol
Does Shanni need a baby sitter while you are gone?
@letmefindout No but there is a pool boy she's got her eye on :)
Does the pool boy need a baby sitter while you are gone?
@ouch have a great vacation Mr. Ouch!
@prolurkercrazy Thanks dude, I'll be here till Friday your Thursday but it wont give me time to sling a wics together for you fukkers :) Oh and I fucking laughed myself when I put this one together. I hope Sarge gets a giggle out of this one for the same reason I did lol
@ouch " I hope Sarge gets a giggle out of this one for the same reason I did" , Oh lord
@sarge07 I'm not sure if anyone else is going to spot it . I think you'll see it.:)
@ouch that's what scares me
@ouch have a great and safe vacation brother. Take care of my girl Shanni. Whatever she wants you make it happen. G-day mate
@nybadguy No worries
@ouch have a good vacation man. let us know how it was when you get back!
@ketamine<3 I'll log in as I sit by the pool drinking Hamilton Island Ice Tea and say G'day
@ouch have a great vacation my demented Aussie friend
Yo momma so dumb, she put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept.
Hangin' out with Clyde and the brothers today, foo?
@goff I see your 3rd avatar this week is a POV shot of you and your partner. Nice!
There you are nappin' against the wall (odd) ...
You fuck that pillow too?
Yo mama so fat, ..when she stepped on a penny, boogers popped out of Lincoln's nose!
@GrimmWilder Yo momma so fat, I took her to the movies and she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, she went out to eat and took one look at the menu and said........"OK"
Yo mama so fat, when she broke her leg Gravy come out!
@GrimmWilder Your momma so fat her blood type is Ragu
@supfishing757 Yo momma so old the bitch farts dust.
The best thing about dating the homeless is that you drop them off just about anywhere.
@letmefindout yo momma so dirty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs.
@nybadguy Yo momma so old she has Roman numerals on her birth certificate.
Yo mama so ugly, her parents had to Rent a baby to take to church!
@GrimmWilder Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so nasty,...crabs bungee jump from her tampon!
@GrimmWilder Your momma so dirty her crabs wear cleats
@supfishing757 .....HA!...."nipples touch"....lol
@nybadguy YO mumma so fat when she got a text message everybody jump out of the way because they thought she was backing up!
Yo momma so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
@supfishing757 The difference between your mother and a mosquito is that if i slap her off she wont stop sucking
There is nothing permanent except change.,..,.,
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.,.,.,
A man's character is his fate,..,
The supply of matter in the universe was never more tightly packed than it is now, or more widely spread out. For nothing is ever added to it or subtracted from it. It follows that the movement of atoms today is no different from what it was in bygone ages and will always be. So the things that have regularly come into being will continue to come into being in the same manner; they will be and grow and flourish so far as each is allowed by the laws pf nature.
-Titus Lucretius Carus
Don't care if you're white
Don't care if you're black
If you're an illegal
You gotta go back
THERE WAS ONCE A THUG NAMED BROWN,
WHO BUM RUSHED A COP WITH A FROWN,
SIX BULLETS LATER,
HE MET HIS CREATOR,
AND THEN HIS HOMIES BURNED DOWN THE TOWN
Obama was born
A long time ago
Nobody knows when
Cause his mom was a hoe
Damn, dude ... you're like a
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's another on my brother, whack it off
There's a dozen on my daddy's
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
@sarge07 ...i know it a little different from that,,..,,
"there's a dozen on my cozen,
another on my brother"
@sarge07 I think in your case you mean there's a peter on your weaner??? A typical Saturday night for you? Gay cunt
@insanecunt89 get help Sobicha, or whatever 50 voices in your head identify you today, just get fuckin help.
How do you know that's Sobicha?
@GrimmWilder the only member who is consistent in two aspects of it's posts.
@sarge07 : I thought @goff was Sobitchya.
One minute kissing arse, the next abusing everyone. A consistent pattern.
Descensus Christi ad Inferos...
OK to visit but WAY too hot to live there!!
Who else likes to feel that solid cold barrel under there chin close the eyes n gently squeeze the trigger?? Fun hey..
@insanecunt89 : Just check a round is chambered and do it for fucks sake!
Remember to live stream the results.
@wombatbytes silly amateur its all about the attention u clown
@insanecunt89 : No, just do it!
@wombatbytes just come our bro. For some reason u gay cunts voted yes in this country so wats to hide now?
I have a question to ask you, all of the members and staff of CrazyShit. Does anyone know of a cleaning product that can remove, lightly coated, nicotine flim on the inside of a windsheild?
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
@truckingman a moist towelette such as Wet Ones will cut through nicotine stains...follow up with Windex to clean the glass
@truckingman Try hot soapy water first then mentholated spirits
@truckingman : Does your insurance cover one free window a year?
Then there's your answer...
@wombatbytes Well, that seems kinda lazy...it's like "I'm gonna get new carpet in the living room because I don't want to vacuum the old carpet"
@vikingshill : Nothing like a new windscreen.
@wombatbytes Nothing wrong with an old windshield if you clean it properly
@truckingman vinegar & water
Yup.... warm candle wax..