► THE DAILY RANT

February 10, 2018

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  • tmenycologist February 10, 2018

    Why?

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  •   vikingshill February 10, 2018

    I swear to God, if I hear LeBron James or Tom Brady's name again on ESPN, I'm gonna murder someone.

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  •   ouch February 10, 2018

    OK Party people of CrazyShit.... I just sent in the WICS which will be my last for 2 or 3 weeks depending on my vacation and where I end up after my usual trip to Hammo. I have left an explanation in the wics blog which you can read once it has been uploaded :)

    Cheers .... Ouch

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    • goff February 10, 2018

      @ouch

      Awww, too bad ... bon voy-beat it, Yucko!

      Pretend ur sardines on your runabout.

      I'll piss on the fort till you won't be back.

      Go grudge a roo ...

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      •   ouch February 10, 2018

        @goff -1 Bitch Boy Dance Tard Dance lol

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    • letmefindout February 10, 2018

      @ouch

      Does Shanni need a baby sitter while you are gone?

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      •   ouch February 10, 2018

        @letmefindout No but there is a pool boy she's got her eye on :)

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        • letmefindout February 10, 2018

          @ouch

          Does the pool boy need a baby sitter while you are gone?

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          •   ouch February 10, 2018

            @letmefindout LMMFAO

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    • prolurkercrazy February 10, 2018

      @ouch have a great vacation Mr. Ouch!

      +3 -0
      •   ouch February 10, 2018

        @prolurkercrazy Thanks dude, I'll be here till Friday your Thursday but it wont give me time to sling a wics together for you fukkers :) Oh and I fucking laughed myself when I put this one together. I hope Sarge gets a giggle out of this one for the same reason I did lol

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        •   sarge07 February 10, 2018

          @ouch " I hope Sarge gets a giggle out of this one for the same reason I did" , Oh lord

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          •   ouch February 10, 2018

            @sarge07 I'm not sure if anyone else is going to spot it . I think you'll see it.:)

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            •   sarge07 February 10, 2018

              @ouch that's what scares me

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    •   nybadguy February 10, 2018

      @ouch have a great and safe vacation brother. Take care of my girl Shanni. Whatever she wants you make it happen. G-day mate

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      •   ouch February 10, 2018

        @nybadguy No worries

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    •   ketamine<3 February 10, 2018

      @ouch have a good vacation man. let us know how it was when you get back!

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      •   ouch February 10, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I'll log in as I sit by the pool drinking Hamilton Island Ice Tea and say G'day

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    •   sarge07 February 10, 2018

      @ouch have a great vacation my demented Aussie friend

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  • supfishing757 February 10, 2018

    Yo momma so dumb, she put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept.

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    • goff February 10, 2018

      @supfishing757

      Hangin' out with Clyde and the brothers today, foo?

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      • supfishing757 February 10, 2018

        @goff I see your 3rd avatar this week is a POV shot of you and your partner. Nice!

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        • goff February 10, 2018

          @supfishing757

          There you are nappin' against the wall (odd) ...

          You fuck that pillow too?

          +0 -0
    •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

      @supfishing757

      Yo mama so fat, ..when she stepped on a penny, boogers popped out of Lincoln's nose!

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      • supfishing757 February 10, 2018

        @GrimmWilder Yo momma so fat, I took her to the movies and she sat next to everyone.

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        •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

          @supfishing757

          Yo mama so fat, she went out to eat and took one look at the menu and said........"OK"

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        •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

          @supfishing757

          Yo mama so fat, when she broke her leg Gravy come out!

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          • supfishing757 February 11, 2018

            @GrimmWilder Your momma so fat her blood type is Ragu

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    •   nybadguy February 10, 2018

      @supfishing757 Yo momma so old the bitch farts dust.

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      • letmefindout February 10, 2018

        @nybadguy

        The best thing about dating the homeless is that you drop them off just about anywhere.

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        •   nybadguy February 10, 2018

          @letmefindout yo momma so dirty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs.

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      • supfishing757 February 10, 2018

        @nybadguy Yo momma so old she has Roman numerals on her birth certificate.

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        •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

          @supfishing757

          Yo mama so ugly, her parents had to Rent a baby to take to church!

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          • supfishing757 February 10, 2018

            @GrimmWilder Ha!

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          • supfishing757 February 10, 2018

            @GrimmWilder Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch.

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            •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

              @supfishing757

              Yo mama so nasty,...crabs bungee jump from her tampon!

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              • supfishing757 February 11, 2018

                @GrimmWilder Your momma so dirty her crabs wear cleats

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            •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

              @supfishing757 .....HA!...."nipples touch"....lol

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      •   ouch February 10, 2018

        @nybadguy YO mumma so fat when she got a text message everybody jump out of the way because they thought she was backing up!

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    •   what now? whats next? February 10, 2018

      @supfishing757 The difference between your mother and a mosquito is that if i slap her off she wont stop sucking

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  •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

    There is nothing permanent except change.,..,.,

    No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.,.,.,

    A man's character is his fate,..,

    ---Heraclitus---

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    • vivalamigra February 10, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      The supply of matter in the universe was never more tightly packed than it is now, or more widely spread out. For nothing is ever added to it or subtracted from it. It follows that the movement of atoms today is no different from what it was in bygone ages and will always be. So the things that have regularly come into being will continue to come into being in the same manner; they will be and grow and flourish so far as each is allowed by the laws pf nature.

      -Titus Lucretius Carus

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  •   acairman February 10, 2018

    Don't care if you're white

    Don't care if you're black

    If you're an illegal

    You gotta go back

    THERE WAS ONCE A THUG NAMED BROWN,

    WHO BUM RUSHED A COP WITH A FROWN,

    SIX BULLETS LATER,

    HE MET HIS CREATOR,

    AND THEN HIS HOMIES BURNED DOWN THE TOWN

    Obama was born

    A long time ago

    Nobody knows when

    Cause his mom was a hoe

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    • goff February 10, 2018

      @acairman

      Damn, dude ... you're like a

      Walt Whitman

      +1 -3
  •   sarge07 February 10, 2018

    There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

    There's another on my brother, whack it off

    There's a dozen on my daddy's

    I can hear the bastards buzzin'

    There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

    +2 -1
    •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

      @sarge07 ...i know it a little different from that,,..,,

      "there's a dozen on my cozen,

      another on my brother"

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    • insanecunt89 February 10, 2018

      @sarge07 I think in your case you mean there's a peter on your weaner??? A typical Saturday night for you? Gay cunt

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      •   sarge07 February 10, 2018

        @insanecunt89 get help Sobicha, or whatever 50 voices in your head identify you today, just get fuckin help.

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        •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

          @sarge07

          How do you know that's Sobicha?

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          •   sarge07 February 11, 2018

            @GrimmWilder the only member who is consistent in two aspects of it's posts.

            +1 -0
        •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

          @sarge07 : I thought @goff was Sobitchya.

          One minute kissing arse, the next abusing everyone. A consistent pattern.

          +4 -1
  •   GrimmWilder February 10, 2018

    Descensus Christi ad Inferos...

    OK to visit but WAY too hot to live there!!

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  • insanecunt89 February 10, 2018

    Who else likes to feel that solid cold barrel under there chin close the eyes n gently squeeze the trigger?? Fun hey..

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    •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

      @insanecunt89 : Just check a round is chambered and do it for fucks sake!

      Remember to live stream the results.

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      • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

        @wombatbytes silly amateur its all about the attention u clown

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        •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

          @insanecunt89 : No, just do it!

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          • insanecunt89 February 11, 2018

            @wombatbytes just come our bro. For some reason u gay cunts voted yes in this country so wats to hide now?

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  •   truckingman February 10, 2018

    I have a question to ask you, all of the members and staff of CrazyShit. Does anyone know of a cleaning product that can remove, lightly coated, nicotine flim on the inside of a windsheild?

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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    •   vikingshill February 10, 2018

      @truckingman a moist towelette such as Wet Ones will cut through nicotine stains...follow up with Windex to clean the glass

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    •   ouch February 10, 2018

      @truckingman Try hot soapy water first then mentholated spirits

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    •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

      @truckingman : Does your insurance cover one free window a year?

      Then there's your answer...

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      •   vikingshill February 11, 2018

        @wombatbytes Well, that seems kinda lazy...it's like "I'm gonna get new carpet in the living room because I don't want to vacuum the old carpet"

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        •   wombatbytes February 11, 2018

          @vikingshill : Nothing like a new windscreen.

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          •   vikingshill February 11, 2018

            @wombatbytes Nothing wrong with an old windshield if you clean it properly

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    •   sarge07 February 11, 2018

      @truckingman vinegar & water

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  •   goodster February 11, 2018

    Yup.... warm candle wax..

    +0 -0
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