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February 13, 2018

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  •   ouch February 13, 2018

    Every post above me is stupid

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    • goff February 13, 2018

      @ouch

      Ha!

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    •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

      @ouch oh my

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      •   ouch February 13, 2018

        @sarge07 my oh!

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    •   maddog123 February 13, 2018

      @ouch but? But every post in the middle is smart !!!

      I eat boogers deep fried with cold beer

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  • goff February 13, 2018

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    • goff February 13, 2018

      @goff

      Now it'll look like I'll be dumping on all of the other posts below me.

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      Q

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      •   ouch February 13, 2018

        @goff Every post above me is stupid

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        • letmefindout February 13, 2018

          @ouch

          Every breath you take

          every move you make

          he'll be watching you.

          +3 -1
        • ketamine<3 February 13, 2018

          @ouch I fucking woke up my roommate laughing lol!

          +2 -0
          •   ouch February 13, 2018

            @ketamine<3 was he wanking in his sleep?

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            • ketamine<3 February 13, 2018

              @ouch most likely lol as long as he's not standing over me in bed when he does it were cool.

              +1 -0
  • ithinkimdumb February 13, 2018

    Smells like fucking SHIT in here...

    +5 -0
    •   ouch February 13, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb Wipe ya feet I just washed the floors

      +3 -3
      • insanecunt89 February 13, 2018

        @ouch I always knew you were someone's house bitch

        +2 -3
        •   ouch February 13, 2018

          @insanecunt89 I do windows too

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          • insanecunt89 February 13, 2018

            @ouch lick them you mean?

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            •   ouch February 13, 2018

              @insanecunt89

              I'm trying to clean the bird shit off them but no one said it was on the wrong side of the glass.

              +1 -1
    • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb my bad

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  • goff February 13, 2018

    Now it'll look like I'll be dumping on all of the other posts below me.

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    •   wallawilly February 13, 2018

      @goff

      Is your best friend a tree stump? Petrified dog shit?

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  • insanecunt89 February 13, 2018

    Who else likes to stand on the edge of a sky scraper looking way down.... Step off slowly and enjoy the ride to the bottom?

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    •   ouch February 13, 2018

      @insanecunt89 Can you film it with a head cam and have a friend send it in?

      +1 -3
      • insanecunt89 February 13, 2018

        @ouch come film it with me. I'll land on your head. We can have 2 angles

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        •   ouch February 13, 2018

          @insanecunt89 Deal, You sound like an Aussie. Where you at fukker?

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          • insanecunt89 February 13, 2018

            @ouch NSW mate

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            •   ouch February 13, 2018

              @insanecunt89 Same here

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          •   GrimmWilder February 13, 2018

            @ouch

            Prolly lookin your window...☠

            +5 -1
            • insanecunt89 February 13, 2018

              @GrimmWilder his licling y wondow s while your mum sucks me off

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              •   ouch February 13, 2018

                @insanecunt89 Hey..... you leave my new gf out of this!

                +1 -1
              •   GrimmWilder February 14, 2018

                @insanecunt89

                'Sticks-n-Stones'

                Ya fleabitten cheddarhead Mullet!

                +3 -1
            •   ouch February 13, 2018

              @GrimmWilder he should come in and at least have a 3sum if he went to all that trouble

              +1 -1
          • goff February 14, 2018

            @ouch

            How does he sound like an "Aussie"?

            Hmmm ...

            +0 -0
    • goff February 13, 2018

      @insanecunt89

      As long as I can dump on the way down.

      And my dump trumps stupid

      And dumpin' on myself? So? lol

      +1 -9
      •   ouch February 13, 2018

        @goff I'd like and share that video :)

        +1 -3
        • goff February 13, 2018

          @ouch

          Doesn't waaaahhhh!!!! look better with the hhhs at the end? right?

          See how I help you out and the thanks I DON'T get. Sheesh.

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  • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

    Dudes, I had a crappy day yesterday , literally. We t to the town over for college class and was gonna come back home and decided against it so I stay there and read one of the chapters for the next class. I didn't eat anything so I was a bit hungry I guess but dang if it wasn't my like I had an impatient poop wanting out. so I'm like dang, I don't wanna let him out in the college bathroom , I go to walmart the land of unfarmiliar faces. Big mistake, as I make it thaaankfully to the bathrooms in the back of the store because screw the bathrooms up from where everyone sit by and faces all the check out lines, I'm met with a gut wrentching sign "bathroom is being cleaned there's bathrooms up front". First I'd like to say fuck you to the person doing a good job for and takening forever. Like way too long. Another poor soul is met with the disheartening sign and I stand there pretending to shop for my next tv, thinking to my self I have class coming, up how long could this person take , can I hold it for that long? Well no , i couldnt, so back to the college bathroom , because fuck bathrooms upfront. Get into my car and I'm pulling off but the third is getting rowdy and now I have to reaaally piss. I had a cup from a drink I had earlier and made my way to a parking space I thought I'd have somemprivacy . a lot of cars went passed screw them all . I empty the bladder after 5mins and spill some on myself. All while still have ol rowdy turd wanting out. So now I have pissed shorts and class in 30 mins and have to take a shit, I try to find and even more private place to park so I can use friction to dry piss shorts and people not think I'm , you know.... So after a vigorous workout all seems well ,I guess ,and back to college I go, thinking , hey I might even be able to hold ol crazy poo till I get home after class. I exit the car and I quickly noticed a very unplesant feeling of sticky knickers in the back . no way that crazy shit can be a ninja shit too right?wrong it wasn't till I got into class and sat down with a faint wit of ol stinky's partial escape. Fml yea, well this is speech class, so fml x2 . we had to give a brief warm up speech in front of the class and I'm so sorry to the two people i Had to walk past for my dum small speech. First time , I was first to volunteer to speak, this time, I was last. Thanks ninja poo and thanks crazyshit for making me laugh way too much at Mr kick-with-pprostheti-leg and giving me back luck for an embarrasingshit situation. I'm gonna stop , but some times you think you poop yourself and discover by miracle you didn't . not my luck, that shit was slightly visible thru my shorts and I think the chair I was sitting in my need some febreeze. 2018 is still going great tho minus that embarrassing shit. Sorry for the long post but I needed to share, thanks for reading.

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    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa

      Kill Bill 3: Ninja prairie dog strikes again.

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    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa

      Lest I forget, sharing is caring.

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    •   wombatbytes February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa TL:DNR

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    • insanecunt89 February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa fucking hopeless cunt. Grow a pair n shit in the toilets up front. Fuck I know people who shit in the isles for fuck sake. Bitch

      +1 -2
      • ketamine<3 February 13, 2018

        @insanecunt89 lol the ol stanky leg shaking out a turd?

        +1 -0
      • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

        @insanecunt89 lesson learned ;(

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    •   happyjack February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa what was the issue with the school bathroom to begin with?

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      • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

        @happyjack hey hap, just more of a doo doo @ home sort of guy ;/. If things got nasty in there didn't want a class mate to walk in or something , I'm a moron.

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        • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

          @pewpewpowa stomach pains are no joke, and since I'm a fuckin alcoholic i take serious shits. I will take a shit in front of u and your whole fuckin class if i needed to.

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          •   wallawilly February 13, 2018

            @digurgutsout

            In front of his "class". Are you 12?

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            • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

              @wallawilly he was uncomfortable shitting in school dick head

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          •   nybadguy February 14, 2018

            @digurgutsout well. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to getting help.

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      •   sarge07 February 13, 2018

        @happyjack insanecunt was lurking

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    • working4theweekend February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa Funny story. I can definitely relate

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      • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

        @working4theweekend thanks man, bro hug* <3

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        • working4theweekend February 13, 2018

          @pewpewpowa No problem. Just a tip, find a discrete bathroom in the college library either in the basement or the stacks. Usually they are fairly clean and most student don't seek out those bathroom because they feel like shitting in any public crapper. I've attended several colleges throughout my academic career and ever school has that one secret bathroom that maybe 10 people on campus know about.

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    • ketamine<3 February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa I'm sorry to laugh at this but that's fucking funny dude lol.

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      • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I deserve it, for laughing at the prothetic leg guy fight , tho he was kindve a dummy like myself

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    • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

      @pewpewpowa stop being a shy pussy!!!! Shit happens. I would have filled up the nearest shitter

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      • pewpewpowa February 13, 2018

        @digurgutsout I know I know, either that or ima start packing extra cloths and baby whipes lol!!

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  •   GrimmWilder February 13, 2018

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    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Let me guess. Christ's footprints in the sand?

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      •   wombatbytes February 13, 2018

        @letmefindout : Where's the Zombie blood?

        +2 -0
    • lizardking478 February 13, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Gnarly! Bigfoot does exist.

      +1 -1
    • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

      @GrimmWilder who is your favorite pornstar shithead?

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      •   GrimmWilder February 13, 2018

        @digurgutsout

        Nikki Delano when she 1st started and had red hair,,,.,

        Ya Shit4brains muthafukka!,..,

        +4 -1
  •   what now? whats next? February 13, 2018

    That gloryhole vid had mah bois Cr1t1k4l in there fort hose who dont know he plaays the Shitiest steam games and its fucking funny

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  •   picklehiesner February 13, 2018

    His signature move the Flying Dutchman ... poetry in motion ... and there it is, the baby bird ... breathtaking

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    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      Could be worse. At least it's not the Flying Dutch Oven.

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  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    Who is the hottest porn star right now?

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    •   what now? whats next? February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout Sarah jay nigga

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @what now? whats next? I said right now. And you tell me about that ugly face old bitch??? I could understand if you said Lisa Ann , but even she looks coked up and sick now. Smdh i hope you were not being serious

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  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    My bitch is getting on my nerves and i don't feel like cheating at this particular time

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout ,

      Kill her.

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      •   ouch February 13, 2018

        @Cory H. LMMFAO +1111111.6

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        •   GrimmWilder February 13, 2018

          @ouch ---- .6? you're such a brownie hound!

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          •   ouch February 13, 2018

            @GrimmWilder here have the 0.4

            Feel better now? LOL

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 13, 2018

            @GrimmWilder,

            I think he meant to put the decimal point in the beginning

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        • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

          @ouch u on Cory's dick instead of answering the damn question. The nerve of u

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @Cory H. Right before she gets her tax money ???? nope! I'm not slipping in my pimping. FOH

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    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout

      Cunt replacement surgery is relatively pain less

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @letmefindout i don't chase them, i replace them

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        • letmefindout February 13, 2018

          @digurgutsout

          Your pimp hand is strong.

          +2 -0
  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    Why can't u guys add a feature so u can c exactly who likes your shit???

    +0 -1
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout,

      Myself, I couldn’t care less about that info.

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @Cory H. Me either , it was just a question. I don't pay my rent with your shitty ass likes anyway

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    • ketamine<3 February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout you should go to Facebook if you give a fuck about that shit.

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I'm banned from Facebook

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @ketamine<3 they didn't appreciate me live streaming you drinking my cock

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        • ketamine<3 February 14, 2018

          @digurgutsout well then they don't appreciate a good video then.

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    •   GrimmWilder February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout

      Rest assured Sport,...nobody likes your shit,,..,.,,.

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      • digurgutsout February 14, 2018

        @GrimmWilder you need to Relax until March

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      • digurgutsout February 14, 2018

        @GrimmWilder your time on top was short like leprechauns, see you on Saint Patrick's Day

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      •   happyjack February 14, 2018

        @GrimmWilder of course you don't LMFAO.

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  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    Fuck these lil whores!!!!!! I will make love to myself!!!! I love me more anyway. Happy Valentine's to me!!! I really truly love myself

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    •   maddog123 February 13, 2018

      Fuck that new movie black panther fuck it I wouldn't go see that shit shitster if you fucking played me all its going to do is stir up a bunch of hood rats and then I'm going to have to come out of my fucking closet

      And well never mind that part

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @maddog123 you ever get fucked froggy style by a BBC?

        +0 -2
      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @maddog123 you want some jail style juice ???

        +0 -2
  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    Thanks for making Happy Jack top user just for Black History month. That's the most we will get from you bastards

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    • letmefindout February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout

      Wrong answer. He did it solely upon his own merits. It is actually color blind as opposed to some of the people here.

      +1 -1
      • lizardking478 February 13, 2018

        @letmefindout

        Yeah. Rite. I wish I had those types of merits. He gained 600 +'s in one day and the leader lost 400. CS puts up there whomever they want. No offense to @happy, he's a good guy!

        +3 -0
        • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

          @lizardking478 LMAO

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        • letmefindout February 14, 2018

          @lizardking478

          Stop hating He had a whole lot more than that before a few others negged him off the board in the 1st place. Forgot about that or before your time?

          +2 -1
      •   happyjack February 14, 2018

        @letmefindout thanks but there was some shenanigans going on for sure. Kind of the same way the queen was put there from shenanigans.

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        •   GrimmWilder February 14, 2018

          @happyjack

          The queen is the rightful king Biotch!

          +3 -2
          • letmefindout February 14, 2018

            @GrimmWilder

            According to Sbitchaca maybe

            +1 -2
    •   maddog123 February 13, 2018

      @digurgutsout thank back we try here at the shiter we here are all an equal opptuinty community

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      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @maddog123 i love u my nigga

        +0 -3
      • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

        @maddog123 i been here for two years . I just was able to keep this phone and remember the login name

        +1 -1
    •   happyjack February 14, 2018

      @digurgutsout so which long time white member are you?

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      • digurgutsout February 14, 2018

        @happyjack I'm a 34 year old black man .

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      •   GrimmWilder February 14, 2018

        @happyjack

        you prolly white too.....lol

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  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    By the way I'm not racist and i love and appreciate crazy shit.com

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  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    I love crazyshit.com

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  • digurgutsout February 13, 2018

    I am about to design some crazy shit.com shirts. Boom !

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    • goff February 14, 2018

      @digurgutsout

      If you design some Mike Tyson Mysteries shirts, make me a pigeon shirt. I'll buy it.

      You got that, my knee grow?

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      • digurgutsout February 14, 2018

        @goff if i put a flying rat on a tee you will buy it??? Aight bet

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        • goff February 14, 2018

          @digurgutsout

          Hell yeah.

          Shit. Love that show.

          I'll tell you what. I'll make you a shirt of that dude standing on that little kid that you loved so much.

          We'll do a little barter. Aight?!

          €{÷°P

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  •   maddog123 February 14, 2018

    Bingeing on trailer park boys I'm telling you they got that white trash thing down to a science I mean there spot on!!!! The parks I hang out in are exactly like the boys play in but my white trash whores are uglier way uglier fatter some skinny because of the meth/and crack there was one bunch that got thrower out while back man that trailer was so fucking nasty you could smell it all way out to the street

    And this one day we were hanging out next door and one of there kids oh about six I would say and he is eating a sammich jelly peanut butter just like that kid on mayberry ,but every time he would bite down on his bread it made a FUCKING LOUD CRUNCH!!!!!! CRUNCH CRUNCH goddam kid you eating that butter with the peanuts in it ??? But sadly FUCKING NO!!! FUCK NO!!!! His peanut butter sammich was encrusted with cock roaches !!!!!!! And this kid was going to town on them his fucking crack head mother was letting roaches attack the food as she prepared them and didn't give any fucks!!! We were all up chucking fucking gross and the kid would not give it up every time one of us would try to take it away the little bastard would take a big crunchy bite then we would start puking again making said bastard kid to start laughing at us !!! Yeah life in the trailer park I could write my on show about them

    Yeah boy!!!

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    • letmefindout February 14, 2018

      @maddog123

      DAMN!

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      •   maddog123 February 14, 2018

        I've got a Xmas trailer park story that happen not to long ago I think that story is in one of my short story books I wrote a while back

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      • goff February 14, 2018

        @letmefindout

        I meant no harm, man.

        I apologize. I don't mean to fuck with you like that.

        +0 -4
        • goff February 14, 2018

          @goff

          No need to reply dude.

          You're one of the few cool dudes.

          That's all ...

          +0 -4
          • goff February 14, 2018

            @goff

            Not as cool as Maddy, of course.

            Gaaaag!!!!!!!

            +0 -4
    • goff February 14, 2018

      @maddog123

      I gotta call gaag!! you on this gaaag!! shit, Maddy gaaaaag!!! B.S.!!!!

      Mmmphmmhphphhmmphmhph!!!!!!!

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      •   maddog123 February 14, 2018

        @goff I take you as a person that's never been in a trailer park?????

        A real white trash southern trailer park??? Lol my little story's/rants are not made up that's fact!!! My whole life has been one big fucking life's roller coaster ride and because of the way I've lived I'm a 58 year old man in a 100 year old mans body all I got left is a piece of liver that's barely hanging on and one good finger left that doesn't have arthritis in it that I use to type these comments/rants/story's and pick my nose with and a few brain cells left to which I'm killing as I type

        And a big box of dope money I got buried somewhere in these hills oh and I have emphasyma so my time here on planet shit is limited so I have no reason to bullshit I no most of you fuckers don't give a shit but I like to sometimes think back and act like one of those crazy old bastards I used to make fun of when I was a kid yeah boy!!!

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        • letmefindout February 14, 2018

          @maddog123

          I went down to 'Bama a few years ago and could not believe that they have these trailer parks that are miles long and miles wide. That's a whole lot of ugly and toothless twat let me tell you.

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    •   sarge07 February 14, 2018

      @maddog123 bugs are high in protein, but that's nasty

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  •   maddog123 February 14, 2018

    Also I got a valinetine story from the trailer park as well

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    • thebutcher18 February 14, 2018

      @maddog123 if you ever come out with a book i will buy it.

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      •   maddog123 February 14, 2018

        @thebutcher18 no need to ever buy my shit story's there all on the shiter !!!

        Speaking of shit and the shiter here's a short story about me and a big bottle of barcadi 151rum I had over the week end ! First I want to say /swear I'm never touching that shit ever again that's a fucking fact!!!

        I got up Saturday feeling great never intended to get wasted but it happen ! A friend of mine come by and said here take this bottle of rum

        I'm never going to drink again it almost cost me my marriage so here you can have my last bottle! So of course I took it and went on about my day so about four o clock I said to myself hmm rum would taste good about now so I made a drink then two then twenty then fuck ???

        Next thing I no I'm wakeing up four in the morning after I fell out of this old kitchen chair I had passed out in I was down on the floor so as I was trying to lift myself up I farted and was bout to shit my self

        I finally make it up and into the toilet and I sit down and ole what a relief it is man that shit felt fucking great!!!!!!!!! And I even started sobering up ! So I grab me some paper to wipe my ass when suddenly I

        Realize I never pulled my pants down when I come in to shit FUCK!!!

        so now I'm having to take a goddam shower four in the morning drunk

        A shity shower at that ! Steam and shit do not mix let me tell you!

        And finally when I'm done I go to bed finally fuck!!!

        The next morning i get up and notice there is still some rum in that goddam bottle rum ??? Fuck you rum!!! So I picked up that evil bastard

        Got in my truck and took that fucker back to my friend and said here !

        Fuck your marriage I don't won't this fucker either NO MORE

        So that was it ! Just another weekend at maddog123 house of horrors

        Fuck you the end!

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        • letmefindout February 14, 2018

          @maddog123

          I have a similar Everclear story.

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  •   maddog123 February 14, 2018

    Fuck! Five in the goddam morning!?!? Guess i will turn it in you no I had a good/great bringing up parents never divorced dad didn't drink mom was a freak but what women aren't I had every thing I needed except having a mother tell me bed time story's at night she just flat refused to give me that one thing in my child hood life and it upset me very much that's fact !!! A stupid bed time story? Go figure

    Anyway dad noticed how upset I was took it in his hands or shall I say my hands and he helped me out one day he said son here's some instructions and here is a book/magazine and here is a jar of vasoline

    Study it use it I will guarantee you son by tommorow morning your thoughts on bed time story's will be a thing of the past so long story short I read I stroked the head and fuck Goldie Locke's unless she's giving head !!! Yeah boy! So good night fuckers I'm getting under my covers with a little lube in hand and tell my own sweet self a bed time story yeah boy and good night !!!

    Peace!

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  •   luvthick February 14, 2018

    Happy Valentines Day Shitters! There's Ice Cream in the Mansion today, first come, first served.

    ;-)

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    •   what now? whats next? February 14, 2018

      @luvthick You still aint give me the server name nigga

      AND HAVE YOU FOUND THE DAMN DIAMONDS YET!!

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      •   luvthick February 14, 2018

        @what now? whats next?

        I'm nobody's nigga.

        No server name to give.

        Not sure what Diamonds you're referring to.

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        •   GrimmWilder February 14, 2018

          @luvthick

          HAA!

          I see you nic that 'nigga' mess in the bud....LOL

          i don't think he meant anything by it Hoss.,.,.

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        •   what now? whats next? February 14, 2018

          @luvthick Its an inside joke nvm... and i said nigga i aint call u mine tho

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          •   luvthick February 14, 2018

            @what now? whats next?

            What is the joke? Also, I simply do not like being called a nigga or any variation of the term. I know everyone is doing it now, but it's not for me.

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            •   GrimmWilder February 14, 2018

              @luvthick

              YEAH!!, you guys need to stop all the name calling!....☹

              {。^◕‿◕^。}

              +3 -1
              •   luvthick February 14, 2018

                @GrimmWilder

                It's all good.

                +0 -0
          •   happyjack February 14, 2018

            @what now? whats next? If you are in fact a black man, which I'm now questioning, why all the shuckin and jivin? Your dialogue green lights some to refer to black folks as niggas. Aren't you better than that?

            +2 -4
        •   happyjack February 14, 2018

          @luvthick +1000

          +2 -4
    •   sarge07 February 14, 2018

      @luvthick LOL +5

      +3 -0
  •   what now? whats next? February 14, 2018

    http://chaturbate.com/affiliates/in/?tour=4uT2&campaign=Fx4Jj&track=purchasetokens

    Hit that link for me niggas i need tokens so i can troll in the live chats

    +1 -1
    • digurgutsout February 14, 2018

      @what now? whats next? I'mma check that shit out

      +1 -0
    • digurgutsout February 14, 2018

      @what now? whats next? But first go to the store and buy me two shots of Amsterdam apple 3 loosies, a pack of bamboo and some fonto, aight?

      +2 -1
  • digurgutsout February 14, 2018

    I'm skied up ready to lay something down!

    +2 -0
  •   GrimmWilder February 14, 2018

    ""Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names""

    ---JFK---

    +7 -1
    •   wallawilly February 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      ""I love sucking BBC's"

      --GOFF--

      +4 -0
      • goff February 15, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Obsession is obviously your forte. How many of your dildos are named goff. Your room must be covered with my name.

        goff Goff GOff GOFf GOFF ((GOFF))

        How deep have you carved my name in your fucking snatch?

        I AM YOUR OVERLORD

        +0 -3
    •   wombatbytes February 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder : Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

      +1 -1
      • letmefindout February 14, 2018

        @wombatbytes

        "I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it." -CE-

        +0 -0
        •   wombatbytes February 14, 2018

          @letmefindout : Have you checked the news today?

          +0 -0
          • letmefindout February 14, 2018

            @wombatbytes

            Newest school shooting?

            +0 -0
    • letmefindout February 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      "Jesus forgives. God, bikers and I don't."

      +0 -0
  •   wombatbytes February 14, 2018

    I had a bowl chilled borscht soup last night with beetroots straight out the garden.

    Today I am waiting to shit red.

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 February 14, 2018

      @wombatbytes sorry, beeets are nasty

      +3 -0
      •   wombatbytes February 14, 2018

        @sarge07 : Each to their own :-)

        Today might be the day to send a stool sample off for bowel cancer screening.

        +2 -0
        •   sarge07 February 16, 2018

          @wombatbytes I double dog dare ya

          +2 -0
      • letmefindout February 14, 2018

        @sarge07

        I like to "beet" my meat.

        +1 -0
    •   nybadguy February 14, 2018

      @wombatbytes beets chilled with red onions and vinegar.

      +1 -0
  • prolurkercrazy February 14, 2018

    So does anyone miss @Viva?

    If so...

    Wall Wall Wall... Illegal aliens Illegal aliens Illegal aliens... blah blah blah

    +1 -0
    • thebutcher18 February 15, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy not me Sir. I Miss New content.

      +2 -0
    •   ouch February 15, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy I miss daily fucking updates!

      +2 -0
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