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February 27, 2018

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  •   ouch February 27, 2018

    After 11 days of paradise tomorrow we fly home leaving beautiful Hamilton island behind for another year but we still have 11 more days off before heading back to the daily grind. The good news is we became empty nesters and another chapter of our life begins.... Oh and first?

    Salt

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 27, 2018

      @ouch,

      The rest of us have been hard at work, so pound salt.

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      •   ketamine<3 February 27, 2018

        @Cory H. I think he'd rather pound your ass.. I'll take the salt I'm making jerky right now.

        +4 -0
      •   working4theweekend February 28, 2018

        @Cory H. What’s up dude? I have a couple of questions... my old account workingfortheweekend is listed as a junior member on the forum roster. Curious what junior member means? Also any chance you could help me get back into that account? Thank you in advance and feel free to email me at my current email address instead of responding on the rant lol as my shot ass still remembers the log in to my current email... thanks again and be well to the whole CS community

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    •   what now? whats next? February 27, 2018

      @ouch "first"... Light this fucker up!

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 February 27, 2018

      @ouch aahhh the empty nest syndrome. Trust me, y'all will adapt just fine.

      +2 -0
  •   wombatbytes February 27, 2018

    Ha ha ha. Drafting dodging coward Trump says he would have tackled Florida gunman unarmed.

    Oh America, have you been shafted or what?

    +7 -2
    • turtlesex February 27, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      Wow, and you talk constant shit to a stranger and then his country and it's leader?

      You have personal issues. Work on it. Find someone to help you with it.

      Good luck.

      +1 -14
      •   wombatbytes February 27, 2018

        @turtlesex : Goodnight @Goof

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        •   wallawilly February 27, 2018

          @wombatbytes

          He's not goof. The statement has been made. He's just another dumbshit.

          +5 -0
          • turtlesex February 27, 2018

            @wallawilly

            I'm a dumbshit.

            You don't know who I am. The arrogance you possess is directly connected to your upbringing.

            I suggest you contact the webmaster or whomever is in charge and ask them if I am Goff. And then leave me alone, All of you. This is just a website. Grow up.

            +0 -10
            •   wallawilly February 27, 2018

              @turtlesex

              Asswipe! Does the first sentence say "he is not goof"?

              AND 80% of your posts are replies, demeaning others.

              So, get a box of tissue and deal with it! You're right... Its just a website. Sniff, sniff.

              +6 -0
              • turtlesex February 27, 2018

                @wallawilly

                You agree that I'm not your buddy goff and you still talk shit to me and not apologize for fucking with me?

                And now you're saying that 80% of my posts have been demeaning. Please stay away from me. They've been notified.

                And go visit your ma. She misses you. While you're there go crack your dad in the fucking chops for ruining your life.

                +0 -5
              •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 27, 2018

                @wallawilly,

                "Please" leave Turtlesex alone.

                +1 -0
                • turtlesex February 27, 2018

                  @Cory H.

                  Thank you very much, sir.

                  I looked at your pic and saw that you are a moderator.

                  Thanks again!

                  +1 -2
            •   ouch February 27, 2018

              @turtlesex ((((((((Golf Clap)))))))) lol and No you are not Goff. Welcome, old member new name? New member old surfer of the site? Looks like you already know your way around so I'm not sure welcome is the correct greeting. Cheers Ouch :)

              +2 -3
              • turtlesex February 27, 2018

                @ouch

                Hi ouch, thanks.

                Yes, an occasional surfer for a while as well as a few other sites.

                +0 -4
                •   ouch February 28, 2018

                  @turtlesex cool. I think you have ruffeled a few feathers l lol I've been catching up on some reading while the rain falls.

                  +0 -1
                  • turtlesex February 28, 2018

                    @ouch

                    Well, by the looks of it it seems I've ruffled a lot of feathers, but I really don't know how other than I've been told that I have the style of goff. Then, I notice that when I post I get a whole bunch of negatives, so the initial person who accused me is either a leader who has followers or a lot of other people think separately that I'm goff, which I am not.

                    But I did notice a post of yours saying that you had an initial run-in with goff.

                    Just know, and I can't say it enough, I am not this goff dude.

                    So please stop putting negatives on my posts unless they're really deserving of a negative, of course, but I don't think that will ever happen. :)

                    +0 -3
                  • turtlesex February 28, 2018

                    @ouch

                    Now, would you like a piece of my partner?

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                    •   ouch February 28, 2018

                      @turtlesex

                      lol Funny fukker and Yes if she's cute yes, And if you want a 3 sum? Straight, Bi curious or what ever floats ya boat SCHWING baby Yeah! YES

                      Don't worry about negs on CS I have gotten -20's for posting "LOL" as a reply to a post that got +25 so that shit just means nothing, I can tell you if you do want to be liked around here JUST DON'T BE A DICK! it's that simple.

                      Us REGS have been together for a very long time so I'd say you might have gone about it the wrong way to begin with but time will always fix it or make it worse it's all depends on you and the way you move forward!

                      The best advice I can offer you is not to reply to the negative comments and try and be nice, not bend over in any sense but just try to let some of the insults go and not make any in return for a bit, make funny comments on the posted content and reply in a funny way to people.

                      I have been the good guy, the bad guy and trust me on this one THE CUNT around here and I am now making my way back in to the good graces of the members by not being a dickhead on CS

                      You can only defeat hate with kindness here on the inter-web and especially here at CS, We are like it or not a family

                      I have made some really good friends who have been good enough to bitch slapped the CUNT Attitude out and changed the way I play on CS

                      I'd like to take a moment and publicly thank them for bitch slapping me in to shape

                      First and foremost our Moderator Cory who bitch slapped me privately when I needed it most and becoming my good friend ( Shanni my girl gets a bit jealous with the amount we talk to each other on a daily basis lol)

                      and of course Sir Happyjack who has not only put up with the worst from me but somehow managed to move past it and talk to me in a positive way and that is a credit to him as a man

                      peace homie

                      King Ouch!

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                      •   GrimmWilder February 28, 2018

                        @ouch

                        Yer gunna make everybody puke with that mushy shit .....

                        SALT!

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                        •   ouch February 28, 2018

                          @GrimmWilder So puke and send it in

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                      •   happyjack February 28, 2018

                        @ouch You're gonna make me cry little buddy (In the voice of the skipper on Gilligan's Island)

                        But yeah we've had some epic clashes in the past for sure, and I've said some pretty nasty shit myself, so the forgiveness was mutual as far as that goes.

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                        •   sarge07 February 28, 2018

                          @happyjack that's pretty much it in a nutshell

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                        •   GrimmWilder February 28, 2018

                          @happyjack @[email protected]

                          You girls should button it with a sleepover at Cory's.

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                          •   ouch February 28, 2018

                            @GrimmWilder

                            are you upset that your invitation hasn't showed up yet?

                            Don't worry It's in the mail with toreals lol

                            Cory! put another cup out for Grimm's hot chocolate and make sure you have the marshmallows ready this time

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                            •   happyjack February 28, 2018

                              @ouch LOL he's still trying to get in touch with his feelings inside. Sometimes he get's confused and uncomfortable with his thoughts......SALT

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                              •   GrimmWilder March 1, 2018

                                @happyjack

                                You talk'n bout feelings or trying new underwear?

                                And don't use words you don't understand, [salt]

                                +3 -0
                                •   happyjack March 1, 2018

                                  @GrimmWilder I know the website you got that salt font art from that you copied, stole, and pasted here that's when salt was born.

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                      •   luvthick February 28, 2018

                        @ouch

                        Now I'm just jealous!

                        ;-)

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                        •   ouch February 28, 2018

                          @luvthick Don't be Jelly bro

                          There's no partayyy with out the Luvthick and his curvy chicks lol

                          +1 -0
    •   toreal February 27, 2018

      @wombatbytes +1

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    •   luvthick February 27, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      Everyone in the tristate area, know Trump is a con man, especially in NYC... Now the whole world knows, and unfortunately our country is now a laughingstock that is more divided than ever. You have to remember though, his hardcore supporters are about 30%, which fortunately means that the majority of Americans are not fooled.

      +5 -1
      •   happyjack February 27, 2018

        @luvthick yes but his base can't admit it. Some of them have stopped waving the pom poms so hard though

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    •   happyjack February 27, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      Just a few examples of him doing cowardly things in the article below

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/trump-i-really-believe-id-run-in-even-if-i-didnt-have-a-weapon/2018/02/26/34ba3920-1b1c-11e8-98f5-ceecfa8741b6_video.html?utm_term=.80268cd2a315

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  •   luvthick February 27, 2018

    I am repeatedly being redirected to the URL below and it's extremely annoying. I am using an Android phone:

    https://bongacams.com/?bcs=ZWlzYmYxNWI0ZGM5NWUxMmU5NGJhZTJiNmIyMTYyNDZkYmJjOjoxOTU0NDc6Omh0dHA6Ly9jcmF6eXNoaXQuY29tLzo6d1EzTU5KTFFDRjJLQ0k0QzFLRkJFSjFOOjo4Ojo0MDEwNTc6OjA6OjA6OjA6Ojo6MA~~

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    • kore February 27, 2018

      @luvthick Maybe its time to invest in a tablet.... some go for around 50$

      +2 -1
      •   luvthick February 27, 2018

        @kore

        This phone is many times more than $50. Besides, wouldn't a tablet run into the same issues? My desktop, that I rarely use now, seems to be the best option.

        +2 -0
        •   ketamine<3 February 27, 2018

          @luvthick my tablet rarely gets redirected. Maybe the first time I click on something once, but Cory said that's going to happen it part of the site. And that's not every time, probly only half the times I visit.

          +1 -0
        • turtlesex February 28, 2018

          @luvthick

          I would also recommend a tablet. A nice, dependable, affordable one would be a nexus tablet. I have a nexus 7, so it is an older one, but it's running like I got it a few months ago.

          A very dependable, little unit.

          +1 -1
  •   nybadguy February 27, 2018

    O my aching back.

    +1 -0
    •   what now? whats next? February 27, 2018

      @nybadguy O my flaking crack

      +2 -0
      •   nybadguy February 27, 2018

        @what now? whats next? HAHA. Cutting in cathedral ceilings from the tippy top of an A frame ladder. Need a scaffolding set up for this shit. But I don't have that so. I must invest in one.

        +1 -1
        •   what now? whats next? February 27, 2018

          @nybadguy its only 50.... mins of anal

          +2 -0
          •   nybadguy February 27, 2018

            @what now? whats next? Your disgusting. But I like ya.

            +0 -0
        •   sarge07 February 27, 2018

          @nybadguy two words: rent one

          +2 -0
          •   nybadguy February 27, 2018

            @sarge07 maybe next job.

            +0 -0
            •   sarge07 February 28, 2018

              @nybadguy cheaper than buying equipment you use twice a year

              +1 -0
  • kodakbl February 27, 2018

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  • kodakbl February 27, 2018

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    •   what now? whats next? February 27, 2018

      @kodakbl what?

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      • kodakbl February 27, 2018

        @what now? whats next? i drove 2 hrs with my bike tot he next store who sold these cards well guess i cant eat for 5 days niw

        +2 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 27, 2018

    Trump=Best President ever. More guns, biggest wall, most hair.

    +6 -1
    •   luvthick February 27, 2018

      @Cory H.

      LMAO! Sounds like a reassurance chant.

      +2 -1
    • prolurkercrazy February 27, 2018

      @Cory H.

      Meh.

      +2 -1
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 27, 2018

        @prolurkercrazy,

        -1 for using the adolescent sound "meh".

        It's reminiscent of caveman grunt communication.

        +4 -0
        • prolurkercrazy February 27, 2018

          @Cory H. Lol+1

          +2 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 27, 2018

            @prolurkercrazy,

            LOL. Ok. I’d of gave me a minus had I been you.

            +3 -0
            • prolurkercrazy February 27, 2018

              @Cory H. I thought it was a funny reply hence the +1

              It's all fun and games after all!

              +3 -0
        •   sarge07 February 28, 2018

          @Cory H. unh unh unh unh, I mongo

          +2 -0
    •   wombatbytes February 27, 2018

      @Cory H. : Smallest hands.

      +3 -0
    •   happyjack February 28, 2018

      @Cory H.

      +2 -4
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 28, 2018

        @happyjack,

        Yeah. I know. Kinda hard to be serious and say something positive about big orange right now.

        +0 -0
  •   luvthick February 27, 2018

    WooHoo!!! The Luvthick Mansion just hit 500 views!

    I Luv Thick Women with Curves, a matter of fact, most men do!

    I'll be posting some new pics in March. All are welcomed to respectfully enjoy!

    +4 -0
    •   sarge07 February 27, 2018

      @luvthick sweet, congrats!!

      +3 -0
    •   GrimmWilder February 28, 2018

      @luvthick

      500 views?..........Meh, 429 are mine,.,.,.

      +5 -0
  •   sarge07 February 27, 2018

    Boxers or Briefs? Discuss,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    +2 -0
    •   ketamine<3 February 27, 2018

      @sarge07 I like boxer briefs. I like them cause I can walk around the house and feel like I have shorts on, plus they keep my balls snug unlike regular boxers. And tighty whities are just too tight for me I really don't like the feel of them.

      +4 -0
      •   sarge07 February 27, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I was being sarcastic, but I also forgot about boxer briefs, LOL

        +2 -0
    •   luvthick February 27, 2018

      @sarge07

      Depends on your date... One night stand or long term?

      +2 -0
      •   sarge07 February 27, 2018

        @luvthick for a date? Commando all the way

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    •   fistermister February 27, 2018

      @sarge07

      I just went with Boxers, but I don't remember sitting on my balls in the Briefs..... A shit ton more comfy in boxers, other than that.

      +1 -1
    •   GrimmWilder February 27, 2018

      @sarge07

      i wear Boxers-Briefs....(whitey-tighties wit legs)

      +4 -0
  •   ketamine<3 February 27, 2018

    I just took a batch of jerky off the dehydrator, I fuckin fell asleep so it's very dry and crispy. But fuck it's good, I used a teriyaki maranade this time, in that for 10 hours and cooked for 7. I like it a lot I'll have to cut it thicker and cook it longer next time.

    +2 -0
    •   wombatbytes February 27, 2018

      @ketamine<3 : Yep.

      I think it's time to ignore the Drs advice and put up a batch myself.

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      •   ketamine<3 February 28, 2018

        @wombatbytes just do up a small batch man. I'm sure it's not healthy for me either but hey fuck it I gotta a little here and there ;)

        +2 -0
        •   wombatbytes February 28, 2018

          @ketamine<3 : Smoked Coorong mullet fillets and tiger prawns for dinner tonight - terrific.

          Though I do fucking miss a big rare steak on fast cooked on my cast iron fry pan.

          +2 -0
        •   sarge07 February 28, 2018

          @ketamine<3 jerky is healthier when made at home, I am tired of docs pulling the "red meat bad" bullshit. Studies haven't linked red meat to any more health issues than anything else. Fuckin vegans, the walkin dead started that shit in the 70's.

          +0 -0
          •   ketamine<3 February 28, 2018

            @sarge07 hey I don't know one way or the other I'm no dietitian, but I know I love jerky and I love making it so I'm gonna do what I love and fuck what anyone says about it.

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  •   ouch February 28, 2018

    The last time I made jerky it was awesome till I got to the last of it and boy oh fucking boy I was shitting water. Strange that 90% of it had no effect on me but the last of it I could have shit through the eye of a needle

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    •   ketamine<3 February 28, 2018

      @ouch that happens to me too, sometimes nothing and other times I'm non stop shitting. Sucks cause it's hard to stop eating it it's sooo good!

      +2 -0
      •   ouch February 28, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I know right!

        I eat it all in 1 day lol

        +2 -0
      •   wombatbytes February 28, 2018

        @ketamine<3 : The scary thng about good jerky is trying stop eating it and then realising you have half a fucking cow absorbing moisture and expanding in your guts....

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    •   sarge07 February 28, 2018

      @ouch sounds like a bacteria contamination, can happen quickly when jerky isn't properly stored

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      •   ouch February 28, 2018

        @sarge07 it was in the fridge in it's own paper bag!

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        •   sarge07 February 28, 2018

          @ouch damn, too much roughage?

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  • kodakbl February 28, 2018

    can somebody give me a life advice? would love to hear thank you.

    +1 -0
    •   wombatbytes February 28, 2018

      @kodakbl : Be good to your Mum.

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      • kodakbl February 28, 2018

        @wombatbytes yeah im always nice to my mom its nr 1 rule :)

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    •   ouch February 28, 2018

      @kodakbl

      Life is only what you make it

      If the voice in your head tells you you can't do it and you want to do it then...

      KILL THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD and LIVE!

      +2 -0
      • kodakbl February 28, 2018

        @ouch ty appreciate it

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    • thebutcher18 February 28, 2018

      @kodakbl work for life. Dont live to work ( like me )!

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    •   sarge07 February 28, 2018

      @kodakbl just a curiosity question, how old are you?

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      •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

        @sarge07 I'd also like to know the answer to this question.

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  •   nybadguy February 28, 2018

    My hunch was right. No new uploads. Lazy fuckers. Your all fired. GET THE FUCK OUT.

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  •   GrimmWilder February 28, 2018

    “They told me to take a streetcar named Desire and then transfer to one called Cemeteries and ride six blocks and get off at - Elysian Fields!”

    ---Tennessee Williams---

    +3 -0
  • blackenedamerica February 28, 2018

    We had an all day blackout here in South San Jose the other day .A man while cutting tree branches had one break off and fell into a transformer and the current ran through him killing him instantly

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    • frank n. stein February 28, 2018

      PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

      +1 -0
      • blackenedamerica February 28, 2018

        @frank n. stein IT HAPPENED DUMB ASS WHEN I FIND THE FOOTAGE ILL POST IT!

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  • frank n. stein February 28, 2018

    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

    She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

    “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

    “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

    “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

    “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".

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    •   maddog123 February 28, 2018

      @frank n. stein read that on face book the picture of the broad was fucking hot and it almost almost made me want to fuck my ugly ass rich old lady who's a real cunt on the vodka the end......!

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    • blackenedamerica March 1, 2018

      @frank n. stein So this kid ran all the way home crying he runs in his house his dad stops and asks "son whats wrong did you get beat up again at school?" the boy sobbing replies "no dad i just lost my virginity !!" the father tells him "son thats a beautiful thing that means your a man today, so why are you so upset?" the boy responds"dad my ass hurts like hell now!!"

      +0 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

        @blackenedamerica oh that's fucked dude!

        +0 -0
    •   picklehiesner March 1, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      my grandpa loved this joke

      +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 28, 2018

    Illinois legislators tures have been trying to address gun control. Now, Illinois legislators would check up a glass of water, but one would have to see the arguments posted on the internet news articles regarding such legislation.

    There are definitely fuckatrds in this state, with guns, who most likely shouldn’t be left at home alone with a television remote.

    If you’re getting this wound up and pissed off online. If you’re guns mean more to you than the neighborhood children. You probably should be in possession of a dinner knife, let alone a firearm.

    +0 -0
    •   ouch February 28, 2018

      @Cory H. Lets see if the LAND of the FREE can actually be the LAND of the BRAVE for once on this issue

      +1 -0
    •   maddog123 February 28, 2018

      @Cory H. I have a gun but it only shoots when I feel it with Viagra as for all my other weapons I sold them to many drunks hang around here bikers and wanna be bikers and there's me I've been blacking out as of late not remembering shit and I do not want to wake up in jail them telling me I shot someone I had a dream a while back and it was fucking real waking up in jail shooting a dude so I sold every thing !!!

      Still have my bat tho the end!

      +1 -0
    •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

      @Cory H. I'm not going to get into the gun debate here but I will say this. Everyone should be taught how to use, operate, and safely handle a gun at a young age. I feel this would help out greatly.

      +1 -0
    •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

      @Cory H. When I was in middle school we had archery and gun classes where we learned to shoot guns. My parents taught me already I've been around guns my whole life. But the schools I went to had classed that taught us to use and respect them for what they were.

      +1 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 28, 2018

    The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

      @Cory H. I see what you did there.. lol

      +1 -0
  •   maddog123 February 28, 2018

    Smoking weed got to craving fish so I sent out for some long john silvers usuialy its really good but tonight it was soggy as fuck my goddam shrimp was still moving and the fish was the size of a gold fish or my dick! There goddam advertisements are full of shit the fish on TV are the size of whales fucking liars

    Thank god I had a gallon of ice cream I might have starved you no how it is with the munches!!!

    +1 -0
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