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March 14, 2018

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  • ithinkimdumb March 14, 2018

    HUMP-DAY!!!

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    • marshall March 14, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      Yeah? Who we bangin'?

      +3 -0
      • letmefindout March 14, 2018

        @marshall

        He advertised for a reason.

        +4 -1
        • marshall March 14, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Well, then...

          ♪Let's get it on

          Ah, baby, let's get it on

          Let's love, baby

          Let's get it on, sugar

          Let's get it on♪♥

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          • letmefindout March 14, 2018

            @marshall

            It's always nice to have a good sound track to those moments in life that matter.

            +1 -1
    • prolurkercrazy March 14, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb Don't say that around Ouch... Your ass will be sore for a month. His ass will only be sore for an hour or 2.

      +2 -0
  •   burfurger March 14, 2018

    New here... but it doesn't seem like too many people here are all that friendly.

    +1 -2
    • prolurkercrazy March 14, 2018

      @burfurger the site is a bit tribal. Once you identify your tribe they are friendly toward you and the other tribes a bit hostile.

      Anyway, welcome to the site. Enjoy yourself and don't take shit from anyone.

      +3 -0
    •   wombatbytes March 14, 2018

      @burfurger : I have a fuckwit allergy.

      Stay on topic and post something funny or gross and you'll be fine with me.

      +1 -1
    • supfishing757 March 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Don't get your feelings hurt

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    •   ouch March 14, 2018

      @burfurger make us laugh and you'll be fine. Don't be a baby and cry about stupid shit and you'll be fine. Post funny comments and you'll be fine. And stay away from ouch's white van or you won't be fine. Welcome fukker

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      • elmjr March 14, 2018

        @ouch used to be an icecream van!

        Very sneaky!

        +1 -0
      • frank n. stein March 15, 2018

        @ouch

        I WANT to see the inside of your van!

        +0 -1
        •   ouch March 15, 2018

          @frank n. stein

          They all float

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    •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Welcome to CrazyShit.com, We like to encourage new members to feel comfortable posting comments on the pics-n-vids of the day ,, tell some jokes and have a good time...

      So Welcome and enjoy!

      And i'm sure you'll be tellin somebody to'go fuk yerself' in no time!

      +2 -0
    • marshall March 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Furburger is actually just a bullshitter.

      He's swiggin' a bottle of Manischewitz wine laughing at all of us.

      +2 -0
      •   burfurger March 14, 2018

        @marshall

        Manischewitz?!!!! Oooo... Mr. Fancy Pants.... too rich for my blood :-) All I get is a bottle of $2 Boone's Farm and some used chewed up Skoal from the public ash tray :-) (Oh and thanks for the spelling on the Manischewitz so I could just copy and paste it) :-)

        +1 -1
    •   happyjack March 14, 2018

      @burfurger there's a few established members who like to make up new screen names and pretend to be someone else. Usually if someone says they're new here it means they've been here for at least 3 or 4 years. Not calling you a liar, just a little insight.

      +6 -3
      •   burfurger March 14, 2018

        @happyjack

        Not me. Seriously. But have been lurking for a few months as a non member watching the vids and reading the funny ass comments and finally decided to enter the ring, become a member and see if I could hang with the best of them ;-)

        +1 -2
    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @burfurger friendly love hate relationship for the most part

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    •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

      @burfurger Don't forget to send in the $10 for a 1 time fee.

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      •   burfurger March 14, 2018

        @nybadguy

        :-) Check's in the male... either Ouch or Grimmwilder :-) Pa dum pum, tsss! Try the veal!

        +2 -2
        •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

          @burfurger

          You're lovin it, rite? I think you made over a dozen comments on one post. Great interaction from a newbie. Enjoy the ride man. I'm an equal opportunity asshole so take no offense. (Unless you're really GOFF)! LOL

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        •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

          @burfurger lol +

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    • letmefindout March 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Welcome to the family.

      Where the jokes are old

      the burgers are cold

      your dignity is sold

      and Goff hides in the fold.

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  • prolurkercrazy March 14, 2018

    In all seriousness, if you see Ouch's white van run. Run the opposite direction as fast as possible! The horror, the HORROR!!!

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    •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy

      I found in interesting. The licorice was fantastic!

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      •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

        @wallawilly anything else you want to share with the class? LOL

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        •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

          @sarge07

          Lol... Ouch has pretty man-lips...

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    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy not to mention the "tear stained" air mattress in the back, and the "free Candy" scrawled across the side.

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      •   wombatbytes March 14, 2018

        @sarge07 : It would say "Free Lollies" in Aus.

        Just trying to be helpful.

        Cheers.

        +2 -0
    •   ouch March 14, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy

      You just broke the first rule of ouch club

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      • prolurkercrazy March 14, 2018

        @ouch,

        Damnit I hate when I do that!

        ;-)

        +2 -0
  • bwooly March 14, 2018

    So...... one of my "girlfriends" called me last night and said she had been in a car accident. The first thing I asked was if she was ok. She said yes and that she just had some front end damage on her car. Then I said "wow, I didn't know you were part Asian". I thought it was funny. She, apparently did not. She got really pissed and told me she was never going to see me again and hung up. I still think it was funny. Just me I guess. She'll be back. She loves the D.

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    • tmenycologist March 14, 2018

      She'll be back because your jap's eye makes her feel at home.

      +1 -0
    •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

      @bwooly D for Dork?

      +1 -0
      • bwooly March 14, 2018

        @nybadguy yeah, sometimes

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    •   happyjack March 14, 2018

      @bwooly if a woman can't take a joke or make one of her own don't let the door hit her on her rear bumper on the way out.

      +3 -3
      • bwooly March 14, 2018

        @happyjack yeah. She's really just a fuck buddy I guess. She comes over 3 or 4 times a month for a few hours while our kids are in school. I'm sure she was upset about the accident and thought I was being insensitive. Oh well.

        +1 -0
        • frank n. stein March 15, 2018

          @bwooly

          SMH .......Bitches, am I right?

          +2 -1
          • bwooly March 15, 2018

            @frank n. stein Can’t live with em, cant fit more than 5 in the trunk.

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  •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

    In all seriousness, I want to pay respects to one of the greatest minds in centuries. Professor Stephen Hawking left us yesterday. He suffered for decades (decades longer than doctors gave him) ALS. His view of the universe and how it works changed how man views the universe, and world around us. Rest in peace Professor, you will be missed. Nde wid zaa e dalaa t'aah naal'eei ni. (Walk with the old one's on the spirit trail)

    +5 -1
    •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2018

      @sarge07 indeed the world has lost a great man.

      +4 -1
      •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3 And the media focuses on trash like the Kartrashians, and this great man was relegated to the back pages of media news. More proof that we have no reputable media in the US, when the Kartrashians and their fuckin useless asses are considered more newsworthy for Kim's organized home, pathetic.

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2018

          @sarge07,

          +1. I’m sure he was ready to go, but yes, the world lost a brilliant mind.

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          •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2018

            @Cory H. guarantee he was ready, ...what was he down to?....one eye and a little bit of finger movement?.....anyone else would of been dead years ago......it's almost like the world kept him alive to sap off his knowledge.,,.,.

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            •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

              @GrimmWilder he had vision in both eyes that's how he communicated with his computer and eye recognition devise, he had no movement in his extremities at all. He lived decades longer he was told he would. The world lost a great man, and a brilliant mind.

              +3 -0
              •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

                @sarge07

                His theory, self named "Hawking Radiation" is very radical. Many physicists call bullshit on it but Ive read the theory, did the best I could grasping the math and agree with him.

                This theory claims that not all is lost in a blackhole. He spent quite a bit of time on the Information Paradox. That being whether info us truly lost in a blackhole or not.

                He had some very far out views on things but brilliant he was. I know he had a wife who abused him, he denied but that cunt needs a good raping..

                +3 -1
                •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

                  @wallawilly all new scientific theories usually get shredded by the old establishment until they are finally proved. Einstein's theory of relativity was once in the not to distant past considered disproved, then proved by reputable physicists again. So again this continues to prove how fluid science theorum really is.

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          •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

            @Cory H. I'm sure as well. It's interesting that he never complained to he caretakers about anything except being "pawed over" by grad students. LOL Can't you see him in his chair running down those grad students all the while using his computer to count ne grad student, two grad student.... The man had an excellent sense of humor and was known to email snarky remarks to physicists who published recent papers anonymously driving them nuts until he'd reveal himself as the prankster.

            +3 -0
        •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

          @sarge07

          I concur. Hawking was no Einstein but he damn sure cud piss at the same toilet! Well, you know.

          +2 -0
          •   wombatbytes March 14, 2018

            @wallawilly :I think he pissed into a bag...

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            •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

              @wombatbytes

              Oh yeah. I was being kindly sarcastic...

              +3 -0
            •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

              @wombatbytes HAHA +

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        •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

          @sarge07 that guy was one creepy looking critter. But he was a brilliant dude no doubt. R.I.P

          +4 -0
          •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

            @nybadguy ALS is a bad disease, and the poor soul just rotted away literally.

            +2 -0
            • bwooly March 14, 2018

              @sarge07 He took the shitty hand he was given and went on to do great things. What an inspiration he was. I wish I had just half on the brain power that man had.

              +3 -0
            •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

              @sarge07 I wouldn't wish ALS on my worst enemy.

              +2 -0
        •   happyjack March 14, 2018

          @sarge07 you always talkin about those Kardashians Sarge. Which one do you like? I like the big ones with the fat asses not the little petite ones. Just fuckin with you Sarge LOL

          +3 -1
          •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

            @happyjack

            I'll take "None of the above" for 500 Alec.

            Seriously Happs, what I have about them is simple, that are talentless, uneducated, useless, attention whores, and the media simple minded window lickers for some reason throw these buffoons into the front pages for nothing more than Kim Kartrashians organized home. Real news is hard to find because of societies disease of celebrity worship.

            +1 -0
            •   happyjack March 15, 2018

              @sarge07 It's an issue with society not a media. People love reality tv. The Kardashians are the queens of reality tv. If nobody was interested the media wouldn't be showing it. The second the interest goes away, the media moves on to the next thing....I agree it's a disease... I'd still fuck the 2 sisters if I could be promised a disease free experience.

              +3 -1
              •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

                @happyjack

                The real question is, would you allow Brucy Jenner to gobble your cock in order to have free reign with said 2 sisters???? Honest answer happs! Your reputation depends on it.

                +1 -0
                •   happyjack March 15, 2018

                  @wallawilly no I'll pass on that

                  +1 -1
                •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

                  @wallawilly that's grosstoasties

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              •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

                @happyjack point well taken

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      • marshall March 15, 2018

        The last I heard the professor was an atheist. :(

        +1 -1
        •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

          @marshall Perhaps, but he was also blessed by Pope Benedict.

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  •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

    HAPPY 3.14 DAY TO ALL!

    +2 -0
    •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

      @wallawilly ???

      +1 -0
      •   wombatbytes March 14, 2018

        @sarge07 : pi ?

        +1 -0
        • bwooly March 14, 2018

          @wombatbytes I'll take apple with vanilla ice cream. I think you spelled it wrong.

          +2 -0
        •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

          @wombatbytes ah, ok. Another useless proclamation of nothing, like National Toilet paper day.

          +1 -0
          • frank n. stein March 15, 2018

            The date was 3/14 as in 3.14....=Pi, which is why you eat Pie.

            +2 -0
            •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

              @frank n. stein ok, I got it gezzze, seriously I just didn't make the connection as I forgot what fuckin day it was, LOL

              +0 -0
      •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

        @sarge07

        Yep @wombat got it. Yesterday was national Pi day. And you're right! Another useless proclamation but the number is a HUGE deal in physics and math.

        +1 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2018

    1 user name= about 100 IP's, and finally one of them IP's has an additional, 'at least' five other user names, and a boat load of down votes doles out from them. Gee whiz. It's hard to believe this is grown ass adults doing this.

    Back to work, but surely things can become more fair after today.

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    • tmenycologist March 14, 2018

      Keyword here is _ass_ ; "grown" just means they shit themselves less ofter, "adults" means they have to clean it up on their own when they do.

      +2 -0
    •   wombatbytes March 14, 2018

      @Cory H. : Please do tell

      +2 -0
    •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

      @Cory H.

      100 IP's? That's a lot of movement. Does Tor do that?

      +2 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2018

        @wallawilly,

        Yes, but a lot of providers do that.

        We can tell if it’s the Tors browser.

        +2 -0
    •   happyjack March 14, 2018

      @Cory H. Expose the fraud Corey! But it's more bizarre than anything because there's nothing to be gained by someone wasting their time doing all of that.

      +4 -3
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2018

        @happyjack,

        Have you ever been successful at getting into the forums for private messaging?

        +3 -0
        •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

          @Cory H.

          Would members of the PG, whom have been around awhile, know the individual(s)? Or is it a rogue person trying to fuck up our little man cave?

          +1 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 14, 2018

            @wallawilly,

            Yes, we all know the individual. Not a noob by any means.

            +3 -0
            •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

              @Cory H.

              Well, I guess when it comes to the real world, living life, loving kids and family, doing the best you can for yourself and others... It doesn't mean a hill of beans.

              But

              Its intriguing. For sure. I mean, what would happen that would matter, ya know...

              +2 -0
            • letmefindout March 14, 2018

              @Cory H.

              Winning isn't everything. Sometimes it's just being in the game...

              +2 -0
        •   happyjack March 15, 2018

          @Cory H. Nope. When I attempt to log in it says "user name and or password is incorrect "

          +2 -1
      •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

        @happyjack

        2 of the usernames negged you. Damn, sorry bastard.

        +1 -0
    •   nybadguy March 15, 2018

      @Cory H. Who is it?

      +2 -0
    •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

      @Cory H. delete delete delete delete

      +1 -0
    • frank n. stein March 15, 2018

      @Cory H.

      You don't care, but my name is also Cory.

      +3 -0
      •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        Damn! I thought it was Frank... Lol

        +2 -0
      •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2018

        @frank n. stein,

        You may have mentioned that once before. I’m glad your parent gave you such an awesome name.

        +2 -0
        •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

          @Cory H.

          (Coughing...) bullshit (Spitting, Coughing) lol

          +1 -0
          •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2018

            @wallawilly,

            Liar. We all know you swallow.

            +2 -0
            •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

              @Cory H.

              Dude, my

              tonsils hang low like my nut sack, preventing any form of spooge injection!

              +2 -0
              •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2018

                @wallawilly,

                Right. The only nut sack you have hanging low is the one bouncing off your ass from behind.

                So, if you have a big dick too, spit it out, it ain't yours.

                +1 -0
    •   working4theweekend March 15, 2018

      @Cory H. Please share the usernames

      +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2018

    If you like westerns you prolly already know this one but if not rent/stream or buy "Warlock" ..it's an oldie (1959) with Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda and Anthony Quinn......

    .

    https://youtu.be/37kGRW6ZLnQ

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

      @GrimmWilder that's in my western's collection, I just received Connager yesterday

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 15, 2018

        @sarge07

        Watching The Quick and the dead right now.....not the Sharon Stone one but the original with Sam Elliot...

        +1 -0
        •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

          @GrimmWilder good movie, the electricity between him and (his wife in the real world) Katharine Ross was excellent as well as the rest of the film. A side note, both Elliot and Sellec demand on their westerns that the clothing and accoutrements be specific for the time frame portrayed be accurate and authentic and both get to keep the weapons and tack from all the westerns they do.

          +1 -0
          •   GrimmWilder March 15, 2018

            @sarge07

            I heard that about him keeping the guns-n-saddles......some relative down the line will sell that stuff for a fortune....like the guy that sold a watch Paul Newman gave him for near bout 18 million dollars,.,.,.,.,.

            https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/paul-newman-rolex-daytona-auction-most-expensive-watch-ever

            +1 -0
            •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

              @GrimmWilder rolex, not a simple timex.

              +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 15, 2018

    I just found out Mickey Jones died last month.....he was no Stephen Hawking but he was a pretty cool dude,...he was both musician and actor........odds are you seen him in something and heard him play...........Dang!

    .

    https://youtu.be/p1CTWCspgn8

    +2 -0
    •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Rest his soul, did you know that he was also a master carpenter and did a lot for homeless veterans through the VA? He always played a humorous "heavy" in his roles. His couple of appearances on Tool Time he actually knew what he was describing on the show and their proper usage.

      +0 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 15, 2018

        @sarge07 ...Oh yes, i actually got to kind of sort of meet him at the GGO years ago when i was a with the Greensboro Jaycees....a group of us got to meet him and a few other celebrity VIP's....

        +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

      @GrimmWilder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1kD_Q0Lv6k

      +0 -0
      •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

        @sarge07

        Dude. What's up with @mancocks huge man crush on you? The assjockey is bustin on you all throughout the posts...

        +1 -0
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2018

          @wallawilly,

          He's on a three day ban for his pedo remarks.

          +1 -0
          •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

            @Cory H. what pedo remarks? That's disgusting

            +1 -0
        •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

          @wallawilly he's retarded? I have no idea, the child is a mental midget who feel empowered when he cyberbullies, like goff did.

          +1 -0
          •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

            @sarge07

            Yeah. I guess we've all been there but that guys got some serious anger issues.

            +1 -0
            •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

              @wallawilly he's just a hate filled moron

              +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder March 15, 2018

        @sarge07

        https://youtu.be/A8rUZfQJjPY

        +1 -0
        •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AeV8Jbx6M

          +0 -0
  • marshall March 15, 2018

    Did @mancock cross that goddamn bridge in Miami and cause it to collapse or what?!

    +1 -0
  •   nybadguy March 15, 2018

    @Cory H. Did you delete delete delete today's uploads also? Inquiring minds wanna know. Thx big guy.

    +1 -0
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2018

      @nybadguy,

      Sorry buddy, but I don’t have anything to do with the uploads. In fact, I sent in enough videos last week for a full days updates, but they didn’t get used. But, you can view the videos from here: http://forums.crazyshit.com/showthread.php?p=121099

      +3 -0
    •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

      @nybadguy LOL

      +2 -0
      •   nybadguy March 15, 2018

        @sarge07 I'm a ball breaking mother fucker lol

        +2 -0
        •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

          @nybadguy

          Is your tongue pierced or what bro? Lol

          +3 -0
          •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

            @wallawilly LOL, mean, but funny

            +2 -0
            •   GrimmWilder March 15, 2018

              @sarge07

              It would only be funny if his tongue and dick were pierced with interchangeable studs........

              +1 -0
              • marshall March 15, 2018

                @GrimmWilder

                Pale Man! From the movie, 'Pan's Labyrinth'.

                Great movie from Guillermo del Toro who just won best director and best picture at the Oscars.

                Pale Man is one creepy motherfucker and those scenes with him were some of the most intense I've ever seen.

                +1 -0
                •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

                  @marshall definitely an odd movie

                  +0 -0
              •   wallawilly March 15, 2018

                @GrimmWilder

                Damn bro! That new Avi makes me want pop you right in the thumbs, hard.. Freaky Deaky!!!

                +1 -0
                •   GrimmWilder March 15, 2018

                  @wallawilly @marshall

                  I Know Right!

                  'Pan's Labyrinth' is my 2nd favorite spanish film, right after "Alatriste"...and yeah, 'Pale Man' is one creepy creepy dude!........LOL

                  +0 -0
                  •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

                    @GrimmWilder my ex girlfriend had eyelashes like that

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              •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

                @GrimmWilder how do you know they're not?

                +0 -0
          •   nybadguy March 15, 2018

            @wallawilly no. And stop thinking about me it's creepy bro lol

            +2 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 15, 2018

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