► THE DAILY RANT
March 21, 2018
Went to a concert 2 night ago. Pretty sure Ebola is an airborne virus now because my bathroom looks like someone set off an M80 in an eggplant. Taking every over the counter medicine at the same time is safe right? I'm bound to get lucky & have 1 of them work and not give me a stroke inste
Will I get infected just by posting?
I'm scared... here it goes!
Better in an eggplant than up yer ass!
The visual is rather gruesome.
You know, you do have a toilet there and if you sat on it (w/the lid up) the odds are most of that sickly eggplant would have ended up inside it.
=^P I keed.