► FUBAR

Late update I know, but fucking hell man, what are they putting into antibiotics now? I've been gassed out of my mind for 3 days and have had worse side effects from prescribed drugs than any street drug I've touched. It felt like I blinked but 7 hours went by. Is this Super AIDS? Will my toilet ever see solid mass again? Should I watch all 37 minutes of the Star Wars porn parody: Jabba's Hutt Sluts Sith on My Face at Golden Corral?

I should probably start the next update right now