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April 10, 2018

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  •   what now? whats next? April 10, 2018

    four twenty, so funny, snow bunny, dutch? honey, blow dummy, food yummy, hurt tummy, face numby. socks cummy

    (Thou shall keep thee going)

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    • burfurger April 10, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      five twenty, big dummy, shouldn't a fucked that fat honey. dick runny, finger scummy, tapped that shit like a horny bunny. give her money, make it funny, slap that bitch like an old mummy.

      (Next)

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      •   fistermister April 10, 2018

        @burfurger

        Damn dude.... That was good! I truly change my thought about you....

        If you could do another Versus with the same rap... You have my vote for WIC!!!!

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        • burfurger April 11, 2018

          @fistermister

          ..it's ten twenty, balls gummy, sticky like a whore's cunny. Ass's crummy, go ask Sonny, lay her down like Gin Rummy. End of story, don't worry, she'll be back she so damn poory.

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  • ithinkimdumb April 10, 2018

    At least its Tuesday

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    •   ouch April 10, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb Ha! It's Wednesday here and I have an RDO tomorrow ( rostered Day off)

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 10, 2018

    Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

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    •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

      @Cory H. And for something completely different; Fleetwood Mac fired Lindsey Buckingham yesterday

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      • blackenedamerica April 11, 2018

        @sarge07 god dammit it was buckingham nicks joining the group that put them on the map

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 10, 2018

    A work week is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

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  •   wallawilly April 10, 2018

    Is everyone getting prepared for the Yellowstone Super Volcano? Its an E.L.E. Bye bye humanity.

    Trump said he will be the only survivor...

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    • prolurkercrazy April 10, 2018

      @wallawilly,

      After 14 months you should have learned to NEVER listen to Trump. Almost every single utterance is a lie or misleading statement...

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    • burfurger April 10, 2018

      @wallawilly

      I ate Taco Bell last night... so I'm dealing with my own Super Volcano at the moment.

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  • ketamine<3 April 10, 2018

    Fucking love weed.

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  • letmefindout April 10, 2018

    So I'm saying to myself here it is, 2018, and 16,000 National Guards troops are sent to the southern border because of mass illegal immigration. I find this hard to believe because if there was such a mass migration of Mexicans to this country why do the taco and burritos at Taco Bell taste so shitty?

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    •   happyjack April 10, 2018

      @letmefindout those aren't real tacos and burritos. :-) ordered s burrito supreme recently and it was just filled with runny goo.

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    • burfurger April 10, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Whataya expect from a place where everything cost $1. I ate there last night cuz it was the only thing open and now my sphincter is paying the price. Go to an authentic Mexican restaurant if you want taste.

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      •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

        @burfurger Mexican cuisine like all cuisine is regional my friend, there are major to suttle differences in items like tacos or even albondegas

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  •   happyjack April 10, 2018

    Trump's new rallying cry is that the search warrant that was served at his lawyer's place was a "break in" and it was an attack on US citizens? Really? The Russians fucking with our election wasn't an attack but his sleazy lawyer being investigated somehow is LMFAO

    And now he's attacking Jeff Sessions for not getting involved and interfering with the Russian probe from the beginning.

    What a fucking shit show.

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    •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

      @happyjack interesting also, when the FBI raided a liberal Democrat's office a few years back, Pelosi said the same, including the statement that only the party, and not the FBI had authority over the particular liberal Democrat's office

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      •   happyjack April 10, 2018

        @sarge07 well I don't follow Pelosi since she's never been president. All I know is Trump is playing the victim role and throwing sessions under the bus at the same time. Sessions is playing it straight and wasn't willing to get caught up in the bs.

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        •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

          @happyjack Pelosi is far crazier than any other loon in DC

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    • blackenedamerica April 11, 2018

      @happyjack sessions is a big dummy

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  • ketamine<3 April 10, 2018

    Goodbye everyone, I'm leaving in an hour to have my right nut stolen from me, I'm crying for some reason. It's like our balls are sacred and nothing but gentle hands of a good woman should touch them. I hope to return the same man, but I cannot promise anything. All you shitters have a good day, better than mine at least. I'm just going to get really high now and pretend it's not happening.

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    • burfurger April 10, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Good luck! :-) Just don't listen to the chorus from Creep by Stone Temple Pilots and you should be able to hold it together :-) Sorry ..couldn't resist one more zinger before you go. Seriously..good luck! :-)

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      • ketamine<3 April 10, 2018

        @burfurger lol thanks man. Ill post when im out.

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    •   sarge07 April 10, 2018

      @ketamine<3 prayers and happy thoughts lefty.

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    •   wombatbytes April 10, 2018

      @ketamine<3 : Good luck man.

      Hopefully you won't come back just walking in clockwise circles.

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  • ketamine<3 April 10, 2018

    Well shitters, I officially only have one nut. They said not to fuck with it for at least two weeks so in a few weeks I'll let you know if fapping feels any different. Alright CS I gave up my right nut, where's my VIP? Lol.

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    •   picklehiesner April 10, 2018

      @ketamine<3 write cs on your one balled sack and send it in and you will get my vote for vip

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      • ketamine<3 April 10, 2018

        @picklehiesner once the swelling goes down I will, my sack looks like a black and blue grapefruit it's that swelled up lol.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 10, 2018

      @ketamine<3,

      WNWN got your VIP.

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    •   goodster April 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3 "Here comes KETA with his scrotum on his hand,,,he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo!!!!!

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  •   GrimmWilder April 10, 2018

    So we'll be changing to VIP badges.................Cool,.,.,.✪

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  • ifreeze April 10, 2018

    Vote me for wic and I'll shoot up a lil pump concert.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 10, 2018

      @ifreeze,

      If you shoot up till you OD, video that shIt and send it in, I’ll make sure you get COTW in the WICS.

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      • blackenedamerica April 10, 2018

        @Cory H. Heres a great method to choose vips and thin the herd 20 shitters in a room 10 pool sticks broken in half last man standing gets VIP sratus

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 10, 2018

          @blackenedamerica ,

          Ten of the shitters would stick their sticks in their ass and wonder what to do next.

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  •   maddog123 April 11, 2018

    Good night

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  •   maddog123 April 11, 2018

    Attention life sucks shit stinks trumps the best fuck the rest !!!

    Words from the former writer on hustlers mag shit house poet !!!

    Now you no fuck you !

    The end...

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