Happy 4/20 Motherfuckers!... roll your spliffs and pack your bowls, it's time to get HIGH!...
I've got a party size bag of Doritos and Funyuns!
@burfurger... well fuck ya!
Everybody bow up. Drop $25 for an eighth of the dankest herb you can find, few ice cubes in the bong neck take a huge rip and blow your fucking minds up!!!
All VIPs have huge brains! Toke til you choke my friends!!! Save the vaporizers for last. They will get you comatose! Beware that your nut sacs dont itch. Goddamn MADDOGS giving everybody the crabs and the bullhead claps!
Peace out bitches! Happy herb day!
It's Friday. I don't get high unless I'm laying shingles.
Well bygod, get your ass on that roof and start pulling that trigger!
Shingles is an odd name for a girl.
++ Its also a crazy, very painful nerve condition..
@burfurger ,,,It's not,,, It's his pet name for the Clown.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Is that anything like laying “pipe”?
WAY ahead of yas.......Cheech-n-Chong style!
Are you Up in Smoke or having Nice Dreams?
@GrimmWilder you have a van made of weed?
Lol. That's such a funny movie. What's going on in Naw'lins this fine day Mr Sarge?
@wallawilly actually not in nawlins, south central, weather's cool about 65 and partly cloudy. supposed to be cool get thunder storms this weekend, great for a nice lil fire and "company"
Practice safe sex young man! You dont need a diaper demon slowin' your roll.. ;-)
@wallawilly had the fixed a long time ago, LOL
What tha fuck is it vote is happening RIGHT NOW! in the forums...
Go take a gander....vote and tell us what it is!
"I was gonna go to work but then I got high..."
♪ ♫ I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high♩ ♬
Smoke weed every day!
¡pǝʇsɐʍ ooos ɯ,I ¡llnʞs ʎɯ s,ʇɐɥ┴ ¡ǝpnp ˙lᴉɐʇ s,ʇᴉ ƃuᴉsɐɥɔ ʇɐɔ ɐ ǝʞᴉ˥ ˙uo ǝʇɐʇoɹ oʇnɐ ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇᴉ pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuᴉʎɹʇ sɹnoɥ ɹoɟ ǝsᴉʍʞɔolɔɹǝʇunoɔ puɐ ǝsᴉʍʞɔolɔ ǝuoɥd ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉuɹnʇ dǝǝʞ ll,ʎǝɥʇ ǝuoɥd ʇɹɐɯs ɹᴉǝɥʇ uo sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ɟᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ʍou ʇɥƃᴉɹ ɥƃᴉɥ os ǝɹɐ ʎuǝʍʇ ɹnoɟ uo ǝɹǝɥ sɹǝuoʇs ǝɥʇ ll∀
Dude...................................knock that shit off!
@GrimmWilder I really know I spent too much time in the military, I read that perfectly,LOL
@sarge07 I guess that is a military skill cause I had no problems reading it either.
@muzziesarescum crazy the shit we pick up
@sarge07 it is! I was Tops driver for a little bit at my first duty station and man did I read so much shit off his desk.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
@crazyshit-Cory H. ?
Zero. They just beat the room for being black.
Lol. Darkness has no chance in merica...
Just say no to drugs. Especially a gateway drug like marijuana. It can only lead straight to heroin.
But what if I just start with heroin?
Will it gateway me to weed?
@ouch it was a joke! I've been smoking bud since I'm 15, like 5 decades, zero heroin! Smoke up ladies and gents!
@iwantagoodhj247 I've smoked weed a long time, never once have I wanted to try heroin!
@elmjr it was a joke! I've been smoking bud since I'm 15, like 5 decades, zero heroin! Smoke up ladies and gents!
@iwantagoodhj247 same here, was just sayin! Lol
@iwantagoodhj247 sorry, but that's been debunked as bullshit by many studies.
@sarge07 it was a joke! I've been smoking bud since I'm 15, like 5 decades, zero heroin! Smoke up ladies and gents!
@iwantagoodhj247 oh come on and inject your marijuanas.. It's good but don't inject more than three or you'll die!
Sorry cunts I had last weeks wics pick in the bag but i didn't have time to put it together
I'll do it tomorrow but it will be last weeks post
@ouch how the hell do you become VIP now? Use to pay for it but now I don’t see that option?
It gets voted on by the current VIP's once enough have emailed in stating they think you should be a VIP.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Thanks Cory, put in a good word then....lol I’ve been a CShitter since 2005.
The rest of you VIP’s see this mans request. If you think he’s worthy, send me a PM, or go to the user uploads and there a contact moderator form you can nominate him. I’ll get your request in an email.
@crazyshit-Cory H. ...I'll make my nomination now.....
If he's been here since 05 then he should be a vip.....there's not all that many elders left.,,.,.,.
While I agree, to a point, longevity shouldn’t be the only determining factor. Being a good member that doesn’t get into it with others is a positive quality also.
I took that into account too......if he's been in fights, i don't remember it,.,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder not a one, but I remember witnessing a few....lol
@crazyshit-Cory H. I think he passed your checkpoints
@GrimmWilder thanks Grimm
@graveyard you got my vote
@what now? whats next? Thanks
Ive PMd Cory a yes sir.
May want to do it again.
Sober... on 4/20........1 person have a worse day then you
@what now? whats next? yea, me
@sarge07 sober friends till the very end sargo
@what now? whats next? but it's funny as fuck to watch other get drunk
Herb Day? Its Hitlers Birthday! Nothing to celebrate!
@thebutcher18 so true
It' s Crispen Glover's birthday too. Even worse. So you are right! Nothing to celebrate!
@thebutcher18 Mein Herb Day!!! Thanks for being my muse and giving me a new name for today!
@muzziesarescum nobody ever called me his Muse! Gay as fuck! Yuk
I smoke weed in my mutha fuckin ball shorts!
Just a normal day for me.
@nybadguy only thing special about Mein Herb Day is I save lil hunks of some of the best concentrates and buds I have in the months leading up to it. Then I get to smoke all the best together or however.
I know a lot of folks who do that. They take a decent size bud from the good medicinal strains and store it in a jar and keep in the fridge. Then on special occasions thruout year, wha'la..
@muzziesarescum I did that a few days ago and almost went blind I couldn't see LOL
I've done the reveal in "What tha fuck is it"....
i will post the next one in a while!
Thank god for maddogs perception spectacles!
What was the first one you did? Boy or Girl?
There's a new one up now........come see come see and vote on what it be!
The perception spectacles didnt help much on that one... Geesh.
Well.....i have two waiting after this one...
"Tucked or Not tucked" and the other is:
"Sheboon or Heboon"
The WICS is in the user uploads
You have a gigantic brain!
Sorry bout the PM clusterfuck!
I have received zero private messages today.
Ok. My sent folder shows like 7 sent. Idk. I will try again.
Got it now. Thanks.
Did you get like 8 of em? The first 7, I used "send a msg". The last one, I replied to a previous msg from you.
No, I got the reply. Only the one.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Hey Cory can I come over to your house and jack off on your couch I promise not to moan when I blow my load
I'm sure I'd mistake you for one of the local white trash inbreeds and shoot you.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Oh hell no let me cum first I also have blue balls fucker
I'm so fucking high tonight going to do some crack and fuck my stepdaughter she's looking fucking good slender hairy bush and can suck some dick but she likes it from behind puss and her ass fuck its good young and fucking sweet she's over 21 fuckers don't worry yeah fucking boy
What about your balls bro? Won't your stepdaughter (PSA- who's over 21) get in the way of (the acute, crab and bed bug infested bag of skin that covers your nuts), taking care of the itch?
Goddamn! Its confusing just asking you a question.
@wallawilly here you brother !!! But your new on here !!!
Sooooo let me lay it out there because you are a new by she's the go ddam fucking bitch that gave me fucking itchy balls/crabs yes she's a southern whore but fuck it she's hot for teacher yeah boy !!!
Lmmfao! New hell. Ive been seeing your nut sac itching comments for 3 years! Your sac must be as tough as leather by now. Hit that glass pipe and let us know really how bad they itch!
@wallawilly man I was so high I forgot you cocverted over to Judaism last night you and all other names were just blurs to me
Except Cory's for some reason he stands out there prominently
Like a small hard penis