► THE DAILY RANT

April 20, 2018

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  • ithinkimdumb April 20, 2018

    Happy 4/20 Motherfuckers!... roll your spliffs and pack your bowls, it's time to get HIGH!...

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    •   burfurger April 20, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      I've got a party size bag of Doritos and Funyuns!

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  •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

    Everybody bow up. Drop $25 for an eighth of the dankest herb you can find, few ice cubes in the bong neck take a huge rip and blow your fucking minds up!!!

    All VIPs have huge brains! Toke til you choke my friends!!! Save the vaporizers for last. They will get you comatose! Beware that your nut sacs dont itch. Goddamn MADDOGS giving everybody the crabs and the bullhead claps!

    Peace out bitches! Happy herb day!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 20, 2018

    It's Friday. I don't get high unless I'm laying shingles.

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    •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Well bygod, get your ass on that roof and start pulling that trigger!

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    •   burfurger April 20, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Shingles is an odd name for a girl.

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      •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

        @burfurger

        ++ Its also a crazy, very painful nerve condition..

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      •   goodster April 21, 2018

        @burfurger ,,,It's not,,, It's his pet name for the Clown.

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    • prolurkercrazy April 20, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Is that anything like laying “pipe”?

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  •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

    WAY ahead of yas.......Cheech-n-Chong style!

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    •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Are you Up in Smoke or having Nice Dreams?

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    •   sarge07 April 20, 2018

      @GrimmWilder you have a van made of weed?

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      •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

        @sarge07

        Lol. That's such a funny movie. What's going on in Naw'lins this fine day Mr Sarge?

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        •   sarge07 April 20, 2018

          @wallawilly actually not in nawlins, south central, weather's cool about 65 and partly cloudy. supposed to be cool get thunder storms this weekend, great for a nice lil fire and "company"

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          •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

            @sarge07

            Practice safe sex young man! You dont need a diaper demon slowin' your roll.. ;-)

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            •   sarge07 April 21, 2018

              @wallawilly had the fixed a long time ago, LOL

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  •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

    What tha fuck is it vote is happening RIGHT NOW! in the forums...

    Go take a gander....vote and tell us what it is!

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  •   burfurger April 20, 2018

    "I was gonna go to work but then I got high..."

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  •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

    ♪ ♫ I was gonna make love to you but then I got high

    I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high

    Now I'm jacking off and I know why

    'Cause I got high

    Because I got high

    Because I got high♩ ♬

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  •   ketamine<3 April 20, 2018

    Smoke weed every day!

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  •   burfurger April 20, 2018

    ¡pǝʇsɐʍ ooos ɯ,I ¡llnʞs ʎɯ s,ʇɐɥ┴ ¡ǝpnp ˙lᴉɐʇ s,ʇᴉ ƃuᴉsɐɥɔ ʇɐɔ ɐ ǝʞᴉ˥ ˙uo ǝʇɐʇoɹ oʇnɐ ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇᴉ pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuᴉʎɹʇ sɹnoɥ ɹoɟ ǝsᴉʍʞɔolɔɹǝʇunoɔ puɐ ǝsᴉʍʞɔolɔ ǝuoɥd ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉuɹnʇ dǝǝʞ ll,ʎǝɥʇ ǝuoɥd ʇɹɐɯs ɹᴉǝɥʇ uo sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ɟᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ʍou ʇɥƃᴉɹ ɥƃᴉɥ os ǝɹɐ ʎuǝʍʇ ɹnoɟ uo ǝɹǝɥ sɹǝuoʇs ǝɥʇ ll∀

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    •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

      @burfurger

      Dude...................................knock that shit off!

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      •   sarge07 April 20, 2018

        @GrimmWilder I really know I spent too much time in the military, I read that perfectly,LOL

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        • muzziesarescum April 20, 2018

          @sarge07 I guess that is a military skill cause I had no problems reading it either.

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          •   sarge07 April 21, 2018

            @muzziesarescum crazy the shit we pick up

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            • muzziesarescum April 22, 2018

              @sarge07 it is! I was Tops driver for a little bit at my first duty station and man did I read so much shit off his desk.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 20, 2018

    How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

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  • iwantagoodhj247 April 20, 2018

    Just say no to drugs. Especially a gateway drug like marijuana. It can only lead straight to heroin.

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    •   ouch April 20, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      But what if I just start with heroin?

      Will it gateway me to weed?

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      • iwantagoodhj247 April 20, 2018

        @ouch it was a joke! I've been smoking bud since I'm 15, like 5 decades, zero heroin! Smoke up ladies and gents!

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    • elmjr April 20, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 I've smoked weed a long time, never once have I wanted to try heroin!

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      • iwantagoodhj247 April 20, 2018

        @elmjr it was a joke! I've been smoking bud since I'm 15, like 5 decades, zero heroin! Smoke up ladies and gents!

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        • elmjr April 20, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 same here, was just sayin! Lol

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    •   sarge07 April 20, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 sorry, but that's been debunked as bullshit by many studies.

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      • iwantagoodhj247 April 20, 2018

        @sarge07 it was a joke! I've been smoking bud since I'm 15, like 5 decades, zero heroin! Smoke up ladies and gents!

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    • muzziesarescum April 20, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 oh come on and inject your marijuanas.. It's good but don't inject more than three or you'll die!

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  •   ouch April 20, 2018

    Sorry cunts I had last weeks wics pick in the bag but i didn't have time to put it together

    I'll do it tomorrow but it will be last weeks post

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    •   graveyard April 20, 2018

      @ouch how the hell do you become VIP now? Use to pay for it but now I don’t see that option?

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 20, 2018

        @graveyard,

        It gets voted on by the current VIP's once enough have emailed in stating they think you should be a VIP.

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        •   graveyard April 20, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H. Thanks Cory, put in a good word then....lol I’ve been a CShitter since 2005.

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 20, 2018

            The rest of you VIP’s see this mans request. If you think he’s worthy, send me a PM, or go to the user uploads and there a contact moderator form you can nominate him. I’ll get your request in an email.

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            •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H. ...I'll make my nomination now.....

              If he's been here since 05 then he should be a vip.....there's not all that many elders left.,,.,.,.

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              •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 20, 2018

                @GrimmWilder

                While I agree, to a point, longevity shouldn’t be the only determining factor. Being a good member that doesn’t get into it with others is a positive quality also.

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                •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

                  @crazyshit-Cory H.

                  I took that into account too......if he's been in fights, i don't remember it,.,.,.,.

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                •   sarge07 April 21, 2018

                  @crazyshit-Cory H. I think he passed your checkpoints

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              •   graveyard April 20, 2018

                @GrimmWilder thanks Grimm

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  •   what now? whats next? April 20, 2018

    Sober... on 4/20........1 person have a worse day then you

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    •   sarge07 April 20, 2018

      @what now? whats next? yea, me

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      •   what now? whats next? April 20, 2018

        @sarge07 sober friends till the very end sargo

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        •   sarge07 April 21, 2018

          @what now? whats next? but it's funny as fuck to watch other get drunk

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  • thebutcher18 April 20, 2018

    Herb Day? Its Hitlers Birthday! Nothing to celebrate!

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    •   sarge07 April 20, 2018

      @thebutcher18 so true

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    •   burfurger April 20, 2018

      @thebutcher18

      It' s Crispen Glover's birthday too. Even worse. So you are right! Nothing to celebrate!

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    • muzziesarescum April 20, 2018

      @thebutcher18 Mein Herb Day!!! Thanks for being my muse and giving me a new name for today!

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      • thebutcher18 April 20, 2018

        @muzziesarescum nobody ever called me his Muse! Gay as fuck! Yuk

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  • elmjr April 20, 2018

    I smoke weed in my mutha fuckin ball shorts!

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  •   nybadguy April 20, 2018

    Just a normal day for me.

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    • elmjr April 20, 2018

      @nybadguy same

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    • muzziesarescum April 20, 2018

      @nybadguy only thing special about Mein Herb Day is I save lil hunks of some of the best concentrates and buds I have in the months leading up to it. Then I get to smoke all the best together or however.

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      •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

        @muzziesarescum

        I know a lot of folks who do that. They take a decent size bud from the good medicinal strains and store it in a jar and keep in the fridge. Then on special occasions thruout year, wha'la..

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      •   nybadguy April 20, 2018

        @muzziesarescum I did that a few days ago and almost went blind I couldn't see LOL

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  •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

    I've done the reveal in "What tha fuck is it"....

    i will post the next one in a while!

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    •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Thank god for maddogs perception spectacles!

      What was the first one you did? Boy or Girl?

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      •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

        @wallawilly ....male......ish

        There's a new one up now........come see come see and vote on what it be!

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        •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          The perception spectacles didnt help much on that one... Geesh.

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          •   GrimmWilder April 20, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Well.....i have two waiting after this one...

            one is:

            "Tucked or Not tucked" and the other is:

            "Sheboon or Heboon"

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  •   ouch April 20, 2018

    The WICS is in the user uploads

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  •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

    Brother Cory.

    Sorry bout the PM clusterfuck!

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 20, 2018

      @wallawilly,

      I have received zero private messages today.

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      •   wallawilly April 20, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Ok. My sent folder shows like 7 sent. Idk. I will try again.

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 20, 2018

          @wallawilly,

          Got it now. Thanks.

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          •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H.

            Did you get like 8 of em? The first 7, I used "send a msg". The last one, I replied to a previous msg from you.

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          •   maddog123 April 21, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H. Hey Cory can I come over to your house and jack off on your couch I promise not to moan when I blow my load

            BITCH !!!

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 21, 2018

              @maddog123,

              I'm sure I'd mistake you for one of the local white trash inbreeds and shoot you.

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              •   maddog123 April 21, 2018

                @crazyshit-Cory H. Oh hell no let me cum first I also have blue balls fucker

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  •   maddog123 April 21, 2018

    I'm so fucking high tonight going to do some crack and fuck my stepdaughter she's looking fucking good slender hairy bush and can suck some dick but she likes it from behind puss and her ass fuck its good young and fucking sweet she's over 21 fuckers don't worry yeah fucking boy

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    •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

      @maddog123

      What about your balls bro? Won't your stepdaughter (PSA- who's over 21) get in the way of (the acute, crab and bed bug infested bag of skin that covers your nuts), taking care of the itch?

      Goddamn! Its confusing just asking you a question.

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      •   maddog123 April 21, 2018

        @wallawilly here you brother !!! But your new on here !!!

        Sooooo let me lay it out there because you are a new by she's the go ddam fucking bitch that gave me fucking itchy balls/crabs yes she's a southern whore but fuck it she's hot for teacher yeah boy !!!

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        •   wallawilly April 21, 2018

          @maddog123

          Lmmfao! New hell. Ive been seeing your nut sac itching comments for 3 years! Your sac must be as tough as leather by now. Hit that glass pipe and let us know really how bad they itch!

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          •   maddog123 April 21, 2018

            @wallawilly man I was so high I forgot you cocverted over to Judaism last night you and all other names were just blurs to me

            Except Cory's for some reason he stands out there prominently

            Like a small hard penis

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