► TOP USERS

May 10, 2018

As some of you may have already noticed, the Top Users section has been reset. Previously the list was based on a combination of upvotes and downvotes which is no more. Going forward points will be rewarded based on activity and participation on CS. We will be fine tuning things over the next several days. Good luck!

  •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

    Happy Thursday and new points Day!

    +3 -1
    • goregasm May 10, 2018

      @GrimmWilder so now we get participation trophies?

      +1 -0
      •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

        @goregasm

        Don't know..........did you get one?

        +1 -1
        •   goodster May 10, 2018

          @GrimmWilder,, Doesn't look so.

          +0 -0
          •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

            @goodster

            And asking won't make it so.,,..,.,,.

            +2 -2
  •   vikingshill May 10, 2018

    I can't wait for the bitching of the new system to commence

    +1 -1
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 10, 2018

      @vikingshill,

      Usually anytime there’s change.

      +2 -1
      • supfishing757 May 10, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        You mentioned CS shirts a few weeks ago. Still working on that?

        +1 -0
    •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

      @vikingshill @ crazyshit-Cory H.

      ""Doomsayers!

      +1 -1
    •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

      @vikingshill

      people will bitch being hung with a new rope

      +2 -0
    •   ouch May 10, 2018

      @vikingshill

      Fuck the points bullshit

      I am the KING

      +4 -0
      •   vikingshill May 11, 2018

        @ouch As Mel Brooks said, "It's good to be the King"

        +2 -0
        •   ouch May 11, 2018

          @vikingshill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJS51d1Fzg

          +0 -0
  • ithinkimdumb May 10, 2018

    3...2...1...GO!

    +2 -0
  •   burfurger May 10, 2018

    What are the points for anyway? Can we get airline tickets with them?

    +3 -2
    •   happyjack May 10, 2018

      @burfurger not a damn thing. To be honest I think it's some deep rooted physiological mind fucking going on by Mr Crazyshit to try to give members something to aspire to. LMFAO

      +9 -2
      •   burfurger May 10, 2018

        @happyjack

        Ah! So it's like a participation trophy to make everyone feel good.

        +1 -2
        •   happyjack May 10, 2018

          @burfurger yep to make us feel like we are part of something and have a chance at being great. LOL

          +4 -1
          •   picklehiesner May 11, 2018

            @happyjack

            Stop! You’re making me not want points

            +2 -0
            •   happyjack May 11, 2018

              @picklehiesner "you get a point, and you get a point and you get a point"(Oprah if she was a CS member)

              +0 -0
    •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      Welcome to Crazyshit where the points are made up and don't count for anything

      +5 -0
      •   burfurger May 10, 2018

        @sarge07 wow! A Who's Line Is It Anyway reference! Bravo!!!

        +2 -2
        •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

          @burfurger

          thank you, applesauce, thank you very much. I love that show

          +2 -0
      • cazaly May 10, 2018

        @sarge07 just like real life.... Lol.

        +1 -0
  •   working4theweekend May 10, 2018

    Yesterday was a great day for me. I’ve been sharing my good news with everyone so I figure I’ll share with my fellow crazy shitters. I’ve been with the same woman for 5 years and when I got into the relationship I had to get used to the baggage of a 2 year old child but went into relationship whole heartedly having known my now wife for over 20+ years and seeing her daughter as a part of her. Needless to say I fell in love with being a Dad and 6 months before our wedding the lil one asked me to be her dad as her’s abandoned her. After the marriage we retained and adoption attorney and I was informed in court that the abandonment ruling was granted and I will be able to officially adopt my lil girl.

    +11 -8
    • ithinkimdumb May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend... congrats yo!

      +0 -0
    •   luvthick May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      Awesome! +

      +3 -1
    • supfishing757 May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      Congrats on being a real man.

      +2 -0
    •   nybadguy May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend Congratulations brother. Much respect and happiness to you and your family. +

      +1 -0
    •   ouch May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend top user of life. Nice one brother

      +3 -1
    •   happyjack May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend congratulations but I'm confused as hell. The married 20 years threw me off, so how old is your daughter now?

      +6 -2
      •   working4theweekend May 10, 2018

        @happyjack Thanks. I’ve been with my wife 5 years now, married for 1 years, but we’ve been friends for 20+ years

        +3 -1
      •   working4theweekend May 10, 2018

        @happyjack my daughter is 7

        +2 -1
    • mr_krabs May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      Congratulations, it’s nice to see some positive shit now and again.

      +4 -0
    •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      it takes a real man to adopt another mans child. I know it doesn't mean much in the cs scheme of things, but I'm happy for ya. You did something to be extremely proud of. As Ouch would say, good on ya mate.

      +2 -0
    •   burfurger May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      You're a better man than I am. I would a said "We'll get married if you dump the kid." Woman+kid=damaged baggage. But that's just me...not a big fan of the chi'ren. But congrats on your happiness!

      +1 -2
      •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

        @burfurger

        liar liar pants on fire

        +1 -0
      •   happyjack May 10, 2018

        @burfurger any woman who would pick a man over her children is seriously damaged goods. Boyfriends, girlfriends, and even spouses, come and go. But your kids are above anyone else (at least they should be)

        +3 -1
        •   burfurger May 10, 2018

          @happyjack true too. I was just speaking for myself. I'm a dick. Wouldn't or wouldn't have married a woman with kids or wanted them.

          +0 -2
          •   happyjack May 10, 2018

            @burfurger I hear ya. You're not as big of a dick as you think you are. I've never seen a man who didn't turn to mush with the birth of one of his kids.

            +2 -1
        •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

          @happyjack

          ABSOLUTELY

          +1 -0
      •   working4theweekend May 10, 2018

        @burfurger Lol Thanks

        +0 -0
    • cazaly May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend good shit man.

      +0 -0
  •   luvthick May 10, 2018

    When me and my lady go at it, I'm almost always ontop in one position or another. So for the last couple of times I told her to give me that good ride, and it's been great. I even fold my hands behind my head and let her do her thing. The only problem is, I'm done making kids, but I hate to pull out when it's feeling so sweet, and the damn pill creates a bunch of complications! What to do? What do I do? What did I do?

    +2 -0
    • muzziesarescum May 10, 2018

      @luvthick cum in her ass?

      +5 -0
      •   ouch May 10, 2018

        @muzziesarescum LMFAO comment of the fucking year

        +1 -0
    • ithinkimdumb May 10, 2018

      @luvthick... 3 words, Morning After Pill...

      +0 -0
    •   ketamine<3 May 10, 2018

      @luvthick vet the ol,snip snip man.

      +2 -0
    •   nybadguy May 10, 2018

      @luvthick my wife is on some birth control that lasts like 4 years. I buck shots all up in that cooter no worries at all.

      +3 -0
      •   happyjack May 10, 2018

        @luvthick @nybadguy it's called an IUD my wife has the same thing. It's a tiny insert that the dr inserts in a chics uterus. No period, no pregnancies. Certain times of the month I can feel that thing with the tip of my member in certain positions, but that's deep probing areas that a short stroker would never go

        +4 -3
        •   nybadguy May 10, 2018

          @happyjack yes sir. Feels like I stuck my cock in a thorn bush. Here I thought I was a well hung fellow lol. +

          +2 -0
        •   goodster May 10, 2018

          @happyjack So your wife is a Midget?

          +0 -0
          •   happyjack May 11, 2018

            @goodster uh uh you short stroking bro? :-)

            +2 -0
    •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

      @luvthick

      one word, vasectomy. Takes all the worry out f the situation, and the ladies love it

      +2 -0
      •   nybadguy May 10, 2018

        @sarge07 they think I'm sterile from all the weed I smoke. I'm good. Think I'll keep my balls.

        +2 -0
    •   burfurger May 10, 2018

      @luvthick

      Too late for this time for you, but my wife gets the Depo shot for birth control. 4 times a year. No side effects. No pill forgetting. No periods! And best of all no kids!

      +2 -2
    • prolurkercrazy May 10, 2018

      @luvthick,

      I think Ket is right. If you are sure that you are done having children snipy snip is the way to go. No muss and no fuss. 2 days of mild soreness then all is well.

      +2 -0
      •   luvthick May 11, 2018

        @prolurkercrazy

        Snippy, snippy is pretty scary to me, what happens if the Dr. is a #MeToo Member?

        +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

    What the fuck is it #35......Couple more votes and we can show the show, ..and you want to see the show cuz you won't BELIEVE what it has to show!

    +1 -2
    • supfishing757 May 10, 2018

      @GrimmWilder They're getting too easy there Grimm

      +0 -0
      •   happyjack May 10, 2018

        @supfishing757 well when you post one every couple of hours that's bound to happen. Bad marketing, don't force it down their throats, just give them a taste and get them wanting and asking for more.

        E,g.the WICS, it's not some watered down overused bit, it's a CS prized possession.

        Wait for it,,,,

        +3 -3
        •   burfurger May 10, 2018

          @happyjack

          It gives us something to do between updates :-)

          +2 -2
          • shvoogy May 11, 2018

            @burfurger

            Go volunteer at your local mosque.

            +1 -1
            •   burfurger May 11, 2018

              @shvoogy

              If I wanted to hear something that sounds like your opinion, I'd fart in a tin can. Until then, go back to chasing your sister around your double wide until she collapses on your porch sofa in front of the burn barrel so you can have your way with her.

              +2 -1
              • shvoogy May 11, 2018

                @burfurger

                If only you knew...

                Need a loan?

                +1 -1
              •   luvthick May 11, 2018

                @burfurger

                Hahaha!!!

                +0 -0
      •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

        @supfishing757 ...........Too easy eh?......we'll revisit that after the reveal Hoss.....lol

        +0 -2
  • Shit was reset and im still not on it. LOL

    +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

    The reveal is IN!!!.......and as i said, you won't believe it!

    +2 -1
  •   burfurger May 10, 2018

    If you want more points without activity or participation, please make checks payable to Michael Cohen under the name of Vladislov.

    +1 -4
    •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

      @burfurger

      or make your check payable to the Clinton Crime Family Foundation, LOL

      +2 -1
      •   wallawilly May 10, 2018

        @sarge07

        We are all evil little cunts..

        +1 -4
      •   happyjack May 10, 2018

        @sarge07 but I though trump was draining the swamp and couldn't be bought like all of those other politicians? Trump supporters were so convinced that there was nothing going on and he was squeaky clean in the investigation mueller is wasting tax payers dollars......shit it's getting good now All those "lock her up" chants that trump was leading. I love it when shit comes back around to slap someone upside their head. It's getting swampy at the Whitehouse lol

        +6 -5
        • 4assmonkey May 10, 2018

          @happyjack

          Remove the blinders and turn off msnbc.

          The shock you'll be experiencing soon may shut your pacemaker down.

          +3 -2
          •   burfurger May 10, 2018

            @4assmonkey ^ That comment has been "Hannitized" for your protection. fox "news" parrot. Buh caw! Buh caw!

            +2 -3
          •   happyjack May 11, 2018

            @4assmonkey never watch MSNBC way too biased.

            Please explain, or actually give a rebuttal regarding my comment

            I have a feeling the blinders are actually yours.

            +1 -1
            • shvoogy May 11, 2018

              @happyjack

              lol... You clean the toilets at msnbc you're so biased. And shitpatty above you has a plunger up his ass for your convenience.

              4ass doesn't have to explain anything. Pretentious know-it-alls are no longer worth the time and effort to explain the obvious. Just stating this fact is good enough. Just sit back, relax and take it all in.

              But that's my opinion. Maybe 4ass might come back with a whole explanation for you... who knows.

              +2 -2
              •   burfurger May 11, 2018

                @shvoogy shouldn't you be studying for your exam tomorrow at the Janitorial School for the Custodial Arts. I hear there's a whole section on urinal cakes. If a question on there asks if you should eat them, you should answer no. But feel free to lick them.

                +2 -0
              •   happyjack May 11, 2018

                @shvoogy no opinion just emotional name calling and dribble drabble. just another rutterless supporter who doesn't actually even know what's going on.......trump is a pos liar, cheater, and a shitty human being. His political party has nothing to do with it. If you can't see that you're either in denial or dumber than a box of rocks.

                +1 -0
                • shvoogy May 11, 2018

                  @happyjack

                  You are the epitome of a pretentious know-it-all.

                  Screw the Republican & Democrat Parties.

                  So, you're a conservative, fiscally. Big whoop ... wanna fight about it? You're not a bum and you like money. You're also a liar and a cheater just like Trump, just like both Clintons, just like Bush, just like Obama – big deal.

                  Don't forget to charge up your scooter battery so you can go get your mail.

                  +0 -1
            • 4assmonkey May 11, 2018

              This comment has been deleted

              +0 -0
              •   happyjack May 11, 2018

                @4assmonkey again you haven't said a fucking thing, you're going on emotion. I'm fiscally conservative as hell. But in this new day and age if you call out Trump for being a pos, you somehow become a weak wristed liberal. Our poor country, somehow Trump has turned a bunch of people into tards, or maybe he just exposed them.

                +1 -0
                • 4assmonkey May 11, 2018

                  @happyjack

                  Jack, reply in real time

                  +0 -1
                  • 4assmonkey May 11, 2018

                    @4assmonkey

                    One word whatever.

                    +0 -1
            • 4assmonkey May 11, 2018

              @happyjack

              Just know that it is the mindset of you and your ilk (MSNBC/CNN/George Soros is too extreme for you? — lol) that are the true power-parched and are the true scourge of the heartland, the true enemy within.

              Two favorites of mine that I want to see more of out in the public scene doing their thing is Maxine Waters (CA) & Al Green (TX). An added bonus would be to see them hugging and making out with Louis Farrakhan like they enjoy so much to do.

              Then they can all chant together:

              "Impeach #45!! Impeach #45!!"

              Too funny.

              You probably think the right has gone too right. Right?

              You and yours has exited a sharp stage left and hasn't been seen since.

              Flip a bitch, but dump that babbling, coked-up, smegma-filled shitball before heading back. That dude is claws on a chalkboard.

              +0 -2
              •   happyjack May 11, 2018

                @4assmonkey you're cheering for teams,it's not a sporting event it's our country ya big dummy. Cheer on.

                +0 -0
                • 4assmonkey May 11, 2018

                  @happyjack

                  "Big dummy" me in PM, Redd Foxx.

                  Check your PM later, baldy.

                  +0 -1
              •   luvthick May 11, 2018

                @4assmonkey

                Fucking idiot, You must be the Cat Boy!

                +0 -0
      •   luvthick May 11, 2018

        @sarge07

        Poor Sarge. You're too cool to be a trump drone.

        +0 -0
  •   burfurger May 10, 2018

    All this new news about the attack in Niger last year is really going to put trump's auto correct to the test again.

    +2 -4
  •   truckingman May 10, 2018

    Mike, I believe rest the 'Top User' section on a biannual, with year, schedule will encourage the CrayShit community to vote for their farovite PG comments.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1 -0
  •   graveyard May 10, 2018

    Someone may have already answered this question but how does the point system work? How do you know how many points you have?

    +1 -0
    • muzziesarescum May 10, 2018

      @graveyard it doesn'tand you don't..

      +1 -0
    •   ouch May 11, 2018

      @graveyard If you cut your penis off you count the rings inside

      Let us know how that goes and post picture in the user uploads

      Cheers ouch :)

      +2 -0
  • peaks May 10, 2018

    There is NOTHING like a good shit!

    +1 -0
    •   ouch May 11, 2018

      @peaks a bad one?

      +0 -0
      •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

        @ouch

        nothing 'LIKE a good shit...

        nothing 'WORSE' than a bad shit...

        +0 -0
        •   ouch May 11, 2018

          @GrimmWilder sliding down a 50 foot razor blade using your balls as breaks would be much much worst

          +0 -0
  •   ouch May 11, 2018

    GrimmWilder

    Dam dude pick an Avatar!

    If you keep changing your avatar I will pick one for you that you will hate (or love in secret <3 ) and use that when I make the wics

    I was going to make it a tranny one because you say you don't like then but your recent posts suggest otherwise

    CS is a safe place Grimm

    Come out of the closet Champ we are all here for you buddy

    +3 -0
    •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

      @ouch

      I'll use whatever avatar i want, Hoss, besides, sounds to me like you've already got yer mind set.,,.,.

      +1 -1
  • digurgutsout May 11, 2018

    Some people want to go where everybody knows your name. Doom doom doom doom . and their always glad u came. Doom doom doom doom!

    +0 -0
    •   ouch May 11, 2018

      @digurgutsout Cheers

      +0 -0
  •   nybadguy May 11, 2018

    Happy Friday fuckers. Me gots a hangover. Time to head to work.

    +0 -0
    •   ouch May 11, 2018

      @nybadguy Happy Friday Night here dude and I had the day off ta boot :)

      +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder May 11, 2018

    #36 reveal IS IN!......and just in time too.....because my next subject is a DOOSEY!.....there's been many stories rumors and lies as to the former 1st lady's gender....and think it's about time to dispel debunk and dazzle you lucky few CS.com members with the truth!.....so i searched the world wide web over, i have looked behind every tree, around every corner and under every rock to procure the unprocureable, to get the ungetable to find the unfindable ......yes i am talkin about the Obama-mama her self, in the buff, ready for you to guess WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!

    +1 -0
    •   ouch May 11, 2018

      @GrimmWilder lol I have voted

      +0 -0
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