Are you sure?
@GrimmWilder it is here bucknuts
@shibby131286 I'm about to get my ass to bed to g'night. Sleep tight, don't let me, Grimm, or Ouchie bite (too hard ) ;)
Sorry to piggy back first comments but I see there is a new member up for roasting in the user uploads! Nybadguy has stepped to the plate! This oughta be good!!
Piggy backing is posting a message under another that has no relevance to the preceding message. It lies if it applies....
@GrimmWilder thanks to Ouch the only thing we know for sure is, they all float.
@ketamine<3 yes we all float
@shibby131286 morning shibb! Dudes I was super stressing about losing my mailbox key, but I got it open easey with the little pointy hook thing that's on fingernail clippers x)! Powza
A middle aged woman was standing on the edge of a cliff about to jump when a homeless man walked up to her and said since you're going to jump how about before you do we have sex. She looked at him and said Get away from me you dirty old bastard! He said OK fine. I'll wait for you at the bottom.
@ouch perfect lol
So, you jumped and Dirt McGirt rushed down and fucked your mangled, bloody corpse?
you avatar is the wild boy in Mad Max Road Warriors..,.,.,.,
@GrimmWilder lol cpt obvious +1
That would be a negative...
Think '70's saturday morning show.
Land of the Lost? (Thank you Boomerang Network)
That is affirmative. His name is Chaka, the pakuni monkey boy.
@ouch I thought this was going to be an inspirational comment with the homeless guy showing her the importance of life or something.
But nope, it was just a bum looking for a pussy handout "Can you spare some vagina ma'am?"
@happyjack He did go on to become the Prez in 2017
@ouch haha yep grab em' by the puss
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy...
Our government at work:
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Sad but true. There's a ton of that going on even in most cities across America
@crazyshit-Cory H. So when do you start the job?
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
AND an interns panties..
that's the pure gospel
Jesus! After what grim and a couple others did with the personal pics uploaded in the user upload section for roasting, @goodster still stepped up n posted his! Good luck n godspeed! Baaaa baaaa baaaaa!
I already chopped him.........waiting for cory to post it.,.,,.
I anint postin a pic me, no fuckin way
Who needs Tinder when you have CrazyShit.
Seems like @nybadguy and @working4theweekend have found each other. Awww. :-)
What happened to @handjob? He get called out?
called out for what?
Idk. I was being sarcastic. Haven't seen him or did he change his Avi?
I was just wondering if it gat tagged with several id's, LOL.
He only has one user name on his IP address.
@wallawilly I'm right here big fella. Had to lay low for a few. Thought the feds were on to me again for those war crimes I committed back in the 30s. Glad to see someone missed me tho. Thanks pal...
Lafind, please check your private messages in the forums.
Are you still sending unsolicited pics of your pee pee?
I tried, but there's a maximum image size for Private Messages.
Nice come back bro!!! +++
HEy! I see A new right side up @goodster pic in the user upload section ready for the oven! Roast away!
I have no pictures . ,I'm a vampire, I don't show up. Mirrors too. I have no idea what I look like.
Bwak bwak bwak CHICKEN!..........LOL
Naw. Kind of a local celebrity. Can't have my mug shown here. Might get me unemployed.
Not good enough. I am a prominate business man and hold a (lower level) position in local government. They have a sense of humor too. On that note, someone printed and posted Grimm's chop pic on my office door today.
Yeah but some of the "off color" you know what I mean.. Comments that I have posted would not go over well with employer or listeners if it got out that it was me. Or that I frequent a site with such views and comments.
You got some serious man-love going on for goodster!!!
He looks like he needs a friend. I think he ate all his other ones.
Lol! Dammit. Iron piercing.
The New "What the fuck is it" "The Hairless One" is posted!
Is it me (probably), or has there been an explosion of new acct, usernames etc since this new King Dick point system has been implemented?
Cory, am I having nightmares of a past life or what my friend?
@wallawilly you mean new acct usernames by one person having multiple names?
Idk bro. Admittingly. I've gotten a new phone and haven't kept up much past few days but there seems to be all these new names I've never heard of. No biggie. CS is an equal opportunity, non-racial, non-sexist, LGBT friendly (i.e. franknstein), jesus loving, FWP site, open for all of god(s) good children. to join up and fap to all its posts (and posters [family album] if that floats your boat). Just a simple observation...
The new term is "Sybilling."
We go through phases of this. Then it tapers off for a few months and happens again.
I just assume all new user names are yours. ;).
Think your funny don't ya??
Damn! Someone has it out for me! Every single comment and reply today has a neg! LoL! I will not have my good name besmerched! Besmerched I say! I challenge you to a duel! :-)
My friend, I believe I was negged 25+ times one day in a previous life. King Ouch and I were in the middle of WW-Z and of course, he being the aussie version of one Bradley Pitt-Stains, I was decimated at the battle of Banhica and sent to the grave of the "Unknown Shitter".
In other words, somebody's got a hard dick for ya!
Off your ass and on your feet. Outta the shade and into the heat. You’re in the Army now, you’re not behind a plow, you’re digging ditches, ya son of a bitches, you’re in the Army now.
"THATS THE FACT JACK"!!
not any more bitch, did my hitch
And its appreciated! Better be by all..
I'll mention it down here to.. New Roastee in the user uploads..Nybadguy has pit his balls on the plate!! I love the roasts!!!
What in the FUCK is it! #41, "The Hairless One" REVEALED!!
What in the FUCK is it! #42.."Balls or Beaver"
@GrimmWilder that might just be thee homliest picture on CS.
My wife accused me of being immature
I told her to get out of my fort.
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make
Then they call me ugly and poor.
Shit! You know, you be pimpin' them man hoe's, raking inda benjamins..
Thank god for user uploads because it seems like all of the CS administration took the day off
@working4theweekend I think that might have been part of the reason for them
@ouch hey as long as new content is being posted I don’t care where it comes from. Unless it’s another frank n. stein dick pic
I just drank half beer from last night that I forgot to dispose of before I past out. Flat, warm and disgusting. The fucking worst
@working4theweekend Yet you still drank it lol
@ouch like a cheap hooker, it was already in my mouth so I swallowed lol
@working4theweekend which is why I only use mid range priced ones
@ouch I didn’t know tranny hookers preformed on a sliding scale
@ouch mid ranged priced hookers probably spit your load back onto your junk and leave you to clean it up. Uhhh Mr. Ouch you owe me $75 and $100 if you want to touch the cock and tits
I just uploaded a bunch of stuff for the user uploads that we had from years ago Have a giggle once Cor-Man gets home and approves them
@ouch thanks for sharing
15 new user uploads just approved. Beware of Blackenedamerica's two girls one cup video. Watch at your own expense. Disgusting.
@crazyshit-Cory H. I’ve avoided that video for years but I feel I’ve had enough to drink.. Do I dare?
@working4theweekend I've never seen it. Maybe tonight
@ouch It’s just as bad as I anticipated
God Damn I love roasting the member uploaded pics!