► THE DAILY RANT

May 15, 2018

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  • shibby131286 May 15, 2018

    Morning all

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    •   GrimmWilder May 15, 2018

      @shibby131

      Are you sure?

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      • shibby131286 May 15, 2018

        @GrimmWilder it is here bucknuts

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        •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

          @shibby131286 I'm about to get my ass to bed to g'night. Sleep tight, don't let me, Grimm, or Ouchie bite (too hard ) ;)

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          • shibby131286 May 15, 2018

            @ketamine<3 lmao

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            •   burfurger May 16, 2018

              @shibby131286

              Sorry to piggy back first comments but I see there is a new member up for roasting in the user uploads! Nybadguy has stepped to the plate! This oughta be good!!

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              • letmefindout May 16, 2018

                @burfurger

                Piggy backing is posting a message under another that has no relevance to the preceding message. It lies if it applies....

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      •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

        @GrimmWilder thanks to Ouch the only thing we know for sure is, they all float.

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    • pewpewpowa May 15, 2018

      @shibby131286 morning shibb! Dudes I was super stressing about losing my mailbox key, but I got it open easey with the little pointy hook thing that's on fingernail clippers x)! Powza

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  •   ouch May 15, 2018

    A middle aged woman was standing on the edge of a cliff about to jump when a homeless man walked up to her and said since you're going to jump how about before you do we have sex. She looked at him and said Get away from me you dirty old bastard! He said OK fine. I'll wait for you at the bottom.

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    • pewpewpowa May 15, 2018

      @ouch lol!

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    •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

      @ouch perfect lol

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    • shibby131286 May 15, 2018

      @ouch lmao

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    • meeskite May 15, 2018

      @ouch

      So, you jumped and Dirt McGirt rushed down and fucked your mangled, bloody corpse?

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      •   GrimmWilder May 15, 2018

        @meeskite

        you avatar is the wild boy in Mad Max Road Warriors..,.,.,.,

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        •   ouch May 15, 2018

          @GrimmWilder lol cpt obvious +1

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        • meeskite May 15, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          That would be a negative...

          Think '70's saturday morning show.

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          • letmefindout May 15, 2018

            @meeskite

            Land of the Lost? (Thank you Boomerang Network)

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            • meeskite May 16, 2018

              @letmefindout

              That is affirmative. His name is Chaka, the pakuni monkey boy.

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    •   luvthick May 15, 2018

      @ouch

      lol!

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    •   happyjack May 15, 2018

      @ouch I thought this was going to be an inspirational comment with the homeless guy showing her the importance of life or something.

      But nope, it was just a bum looking for a pussy handout "Can you spare some vagina ma'am?"

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      •   ouch May 15, 2018

        @happyjack He did go on to become the Prez in 2017

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        •   happyjack May 15, 2018

          @ouch haha yep grab em' by the puss

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  • ithinkimdumb May 15, 2018

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy...

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 15, 2018

    Our government at work:

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

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    •   happyjack May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. Sad but true. There's a ton of that going on even in most cities across America

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    •   goodster May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. So when do you start the job?

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    •   luvthick May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Excellent!!!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 15, 2018

    A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.

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    •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      AND an interns panties..

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    •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      that's the pure gospel

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  •   burfurger May 15, 2018

    Jesus! After what grim and a couple others did with the personal pics uploaded in the user upload section for roasting, @goodster still stepped up n posted his! Good luck n godspeed! Baaaa baaaa baaaaa!

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  •   burfurger May 15, 2018

    Who needs Tinder when you have CrazyShit.

    http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/58416-party-animal-drops-his-load

    Seems like @nybadguy and @working4theweekend have found each other. Awww. :-)

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  •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

    What happened to @handjob? He get called out?

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    •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

      @wallawilly

      called out for what?

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      •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

        @sarge07

        Idk. I was being sarcastic. Haven't seen him or did he change his Avi?

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        •   sarge07 May 16, 2018

          @wallawilly

          I was just wondering if it gat tagged with several id's, LOL.

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 May 17, 2018

      @wallawilly I'm right here big fella. Had to lay low for a few. Thought the feds were on to me again for those war crimes I committed back in the 30s. Glad to see someone missed me tho. Thanks pal...

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 15, 2018

    Lafind, please check your private messages in the forums.

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    •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Are you still sending unsolicited pics of your pee pee?

      SINNER...

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 15, 2018

        @wallawilly,

        I tried, but there's a maximum image size for Private Messages.

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        •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          ROTFLMMFAO!!

          Nice come back bro!!! +++

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  •   burfurger May 15, 2018

    HEy! I see A new right side up @goodster pic in the user upload section ready for the oven! Roast away!

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    •   GrimmWilder May 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      Where's yours?

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      •   burfurger May 15, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        I have no pictures . ,I'm a vampire, I don't show up. Mirrors too. I have no idea what I look like.

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        •   GrimmWilder May 15, 2018

          @burfurger

          Bwak bwak bwak CHICKEN!..........LOL

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          •   burfurger May 16, 2018

            @GrimmWilder

            Naw. Kind of a local celebrity. Can't have my mug shown here. Might get me unemployed.

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            • letmefindout May 16, 2018

              @burfurger

              Not good enough. I am a prominate business man and hold a (lower level) position in local government. They have a sense of humor too. On that note, someone printed and posted Grimm's chop pic on my office door today.

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              •   burfurger May 17, 2018

                @letmefindout

                Yeah but some of the "off color" you know what I mean.. Comments that I have posted would not go over well with employer or listeners if it got out that it was me. Or that I frequent a site with such views and comments.

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @burfurger

      You got some serious man-love going on for goodster!!!

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      •   burfurger May 16, 2018

        @wallawilly

        He looks like he needs a friend. I think he ate all his other ones.

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  •   GrimmWilder May 15, 2018

    The New "What the fuck is it" "The Hairless One" is posted!

    http://forums.crazyshit.com/showthread.php?t=848

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  •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

    Is it me (probably), or has there been an explosion of new acct, usernames etc since this new King Dick point system has been implemented?

    Cory, am I having nightmares of a past life or what my friend?

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    •   burfurger May 16, 2018

      @wallawilly you mean new acct usernames by one person having multiple names?

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      •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

        @burfurger

        Idk bro. Admittingly. I've gotten a new phone and haven't kept up much past few days but there seems to be all these new names I've never heard of. No biggie. CS is an equal opportunity, non-racial, non-sexist, LGBT friendly (i.e. franknstein), jesus loving, FWP site, open for all of god(s) good children. to join up and fap to all its posts (and posters [family album] if that floats your boat). Just a simple observation...

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      • letmefindout May 16, 2018

        @burfurger

        The new term is "Sybilling."

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 16, 2018

      @wallawilly,

      We go through phases of this. Then it tapers off for a few months and happens again.

      I just assume all new user names are yours. ;).

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      •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Think your funny don't ya??

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  •   burfurger May 16, 2018

    Damn! Someone has it out for me! Every single comment and reply today has a neg! LoL! I will not have my good name besmerched! Besmerched I say! I challenge you to a duel! :-)

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @burfurger

      My friend, I believe I was negged 25+ times one day in a previous life. King Ouch and I were in the middle of WW-Z and of course, he being the aussie version of one Bradley Pitt-Stains, I was decimated at the battle of Banhica and sent to the grave of the "Unknown Shitter".

      In other words, somebody's got a hard dick for ya!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 16, 2018

    Off your ass and on your feet. Outta the shade and into the heat. You’re in the Army now, you’re not behind a plow, you’re digging ditches, ya son of a bitches, you’re in the Army now.

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      "THATS THE FACT JACK"!!

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    •   sarge07 May 16, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      not any more bitch, did my hitch

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      •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

        @sarge07

        And its appreciated! Better be by all..

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  •   burfurger May 16, 2018

    I'll mention it down here to.. New Roastee in the user uploads..Nybadguy has pit his balls on the plate!! I love the roasts!!!

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  •   GrimmWilder May 16, 2018

    What in the FUCK is it! #41, "The Hairless One" REVEALED!!

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  •   GrimmWilder May 16, 2018

    What in the FUCK is it! #42.."Balls or Beaver"

    http://forums.crazyshit.com/showthread.php?t=850

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    •   burfurger May 16, 2018

      @GrimmWilder that might just be thee homliest picture on CS.

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  •   ouch May 16, 2018

    My wife accused me of being immature

    I told her to get out of my fort.

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  •   ouch May 16, 2018

    Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

    Then they call me ugly and poor.

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @ouch

      Shit! You know, you be pimpin' them man hoe's, raking inda benjamins..

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  •   working4theweekend May 16, 2018

    Thank god for user uploads because it seems like all of the CS administration took the day off

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    •   ouch May 16, 2018

      @working4theweekend I think that might have been part of the reason for them

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      •   working4theweekend May 16, 2018

        @ouch hey as long as new content is being posted I don’t care where it comes from. Unless it’s another frank n. stein dick pic

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  •   working4theweekend May 16, 2018

    I just drank half beer from last night that I forgot to dispose of before I past out. Flat, warm and disgusting. The fucking worst

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    •   ouch May 16, 2018

      @working4theweekend Yet you still drank it lol

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      •   working4theweekend May 16, 2018

        @ouch like a cheap hooker, it was already in my mouth so I swallowed lol

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        •   ouch May 16, 2018

          @working4theweekend which is why I only use mid range priced ones

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          •   working4theweekend May 16, 2018

            @ouch I didn’t know tranny hookers preformed on a sliding scale

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          •   working4theweekend May 16, 2018

            @ouch mid ranged priced hookers probably spit your load back onto your junk and leave you to clean it up. Uhhh Mr. Ouch you owe me $75 and $100 if you want to touch the cock and tits

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            •   ouch May 16, 2018

              @working4theweekend LOL

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  •   ouch May 16, 2018

    I just uploaded a bunch of stuff for the user uploads that we had from years ago Have a giggle once Cor-Man gets home and approves them

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 16, 2018

    15 new user uploads just approved. Beware of Blackenedamerica's two girls one cup video. Watch at your own expense. Disgusting.

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    •   working4theweekend May 16, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. I’ve avoided that video for years but I feel I’ve had enough to drink.. Do I dare?

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      •   ouch May 17, 2018

        @working4theweekend I've never seen it. Maybe tonight

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  •   burfurger May 17, 2018

    God Damn I love roasting the member uploaded pics!

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