A middle aged woman was standing on the edge of a cliff about to jump when a homeless man walked up to her and said since you're going to jump how about before you do we have sex. She looked at him and said Get away from me you dirty old bastard! He said OK fine. I'll wait for you at the bottom.
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A middle aged woman was standing on the edge of a cliff about to jump when a homeless man walked up to her and said since you're going to jump how about before you do we have sex. She looked at him and said Get away from me you dirty old bastard! He said OK fine. I'll wait for you at the bottom.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy...