► THE DAILY RANT

May 17, 2018

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  •   luvthick May 17, 2018

    The Luvthick Mansion just passed another milestone with over 1000 views. Come on and check it out and enjoy the beautiful curves.

    http://forums.crazyshit.com/showthread.php?t=749

    ;-)

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 17, 2018

      @luvthick ,

      +++++

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    •   happyjack May 17, 2018

      @luvthick Hugh Hefner is proudly looking down on you with that weird looking creepy smile on his face.

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      •   luvthick May 17, 2018

        @happyjack

        Nah, He's just wishing that he had some of those sistah's when he was down here.

        ;-)

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    •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

      @luvthick Fucking nice!

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    •   ouch May 17, 2018

      @luvthick I don't go in there much. Its to racist

      LOL

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      •   luvthick May 17, 2018

        @ouch

        Whatever, There's more flavor floating in there than Baskin Robbins.

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    • supfishing757 May 18, 2018

      @luvthick

      I need the keys to the Mansion. I have a sweet tooth for some chocolate

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 17, 2018

    I went into a Liberal clothing store today to purchase some pants. When I started trying on a few pairs, I noticed that all the pockets except one were visibly removed. I stopped a clerk and ask him if anyone complained. He said "No, Liberals always want a hand out." I asked what happened to the other pockets. "They don't go to waste: Conservatives use them to line theirs."

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 17, 2018

    Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''

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    •   luvthick May 17, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Hahaha! Especially now that they can't get their check from Cohen.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 17, 2018

    Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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    •   happyjack May 17, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H. :-)

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    • supfishing757 May 18, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Where's a snare drum when you need it?

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  • iwantagoodhj247 May 17, 2018

    Question for you Crazy Shitters...

    Everyone heard of the FOSTA-SESTA bill that was passed in the good ol USofA? (See attached link for some background)

    https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a19747856/fosta-sesta-explainer-sex-trafficking-bill/

    How do y'all feel about this one with sex work legal in so many other places on the planet?...And more importantly... now that Backpage and Craigslist have been permanently shut down, we're do you poor bastards turn to for cheap and easy hook ups?

    Inquiring minds want to know...

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    •   vikingshill May 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 Sounds like you're asking the PG where to go for an easy hook up, you nasty old bastard

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    •   luvthick May 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      I think there's good intentions behind it, but for the religious right it's a gift. Because they wanted those sites shutdown for years regardless of any proof of trafficking.

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    •   happyjack May 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 The prostitution isn't the issue. The root problem is the pedophiles who sexually abused these girls, and or the drug addiction that put them in a place of desperation with very little self worth/respect.

      Show me a bill that helps to protect young people BEFORE the shit goes all bad for them. Let's make some mandatory min laws for child molesters. Touch a kid min 10 year sentence for the first offense

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      • iwantagoodhj247 May 17, 2018

        @happyjack I agree 100%. It needs to be stopped before it starts. Personally, I think prostitution needs to be legalized, taxed, and regulated. It's another source of income for women and for the govt. and regulation would cut down on the issue of minors and addicts. There'll always be a black market and abuse can't be totally regulated but it would make a small dent. But that's just me. Just like certain drugs should be legalized. Revenue baby.

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        •   luvthick May 17, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247

          Actually it will make a pretty big dent in the Black Market.

          In Germany everyone including the legal Brothels work hard to shutdown trafficking. I know the legal brothels are doing it to remove their competition, but they also want to put forth an image of no tolerance for illegal sex trafficking.

          They still can't shake it though, unfortunately, perceptions do not need proof.

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      •   luvthick May 17, 2018

        @happyjack +

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    •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 go to a bar or night club with an 8 ball of blow, you'll find a few gals happy to come home with ya ;) just do the ol grabbing of the crotch before you leave to make sure you don't end up with a boyfriend lol.

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      • iwantagoodhj247 May 17, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I'm finding a couple bundles of H are more in demand than blow nowadays. Sad days indeed...

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        •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 man, don't get involved with H. I went down that path once and it never ends well..

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          • iwantagoodhj247 May 17, 2018

            @ketamine<3 not me. I'm terrified of that shit. Just saying, opioids are way more in demand than coke.

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            •   ketamine<3 May 18, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247 ok cool just had to say it sorry. That is sad. A legend once said "cocaine's a hell of a drug"!

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      •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        Dead on. That's called "pocket pussy" round these parts. An 8 ball of powder and you're guaranteed to get your noodle wet. Xanax can be as effective.

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    •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      only the personals in Craigslist has been shut down, and the answer to your question about where do you poor bastards turn to for cheap and easy hook ups? Walmart of course

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    •   happyjack May 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 But to answer your question, some dudes try to fuck out of their league. If you're ugly then ugly women are in your league. If you're good looking then good looking women are in your league. Not judging anyone but I never understood the desire to fuck a prostitute who wants nothing more than for you to hurry up and finish and to get the hell out of her face. If a woman didn't truly want me, I'm not interested in the pay per stroke or sympathy pussy. I'd choke the chicken free of charge instead.

      For you fuckers who are paying for pussy, be brave be a man clean yourself up, make eye contact speak to some women, smile (if your grill is intact), say some honest unique shit about her eyes or even her body, but say it confidently not like a creep and good things may happen for you. It's free to try, but this game is to be sold not told so don't go posting my awesome advice all over the internet :-)

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      •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

        @happyjack

        Hmmm. If you're UGLY, have a ten pound cock and drawing a few hundred K off your trust fund, you will lick ANY pussy you might desire!

        OR, in franknbeans circle, you will gobble any cock you desire..

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        •   happyjack May 17, 2018

          @wallawilly a monster member will scare more women than it will entice. If they know about the trust fund you're paying for it again. I'm talking about some retro 60's free love pussy.

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          •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

            @happyjack hell yeah, free love now that's what I'm talking about!

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      •   burfurger May 17, 2018

        @happyjack gotta be careful these days...you say something wrong to a woman and you are another notch on the lipstick case of the Me Too movement.

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        •   happyjack May 17, 2018

          @burfurger nah that me too stuff only works if you're famous. Us common folk have nothing to lose really lol

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          • iwantagoodhj247 May 17, 2018

            @happyjack not true. I knew a dude at work who commented on how nice a woman's dress was. Nothing sexual or inappropriate. She said to H.R. that it made her feel uncomfortable, dude was packing up his desk the next day. In today's "women are right, men are wrong" environment, it pays to keep your mouth shut, eyes forward, and hands deep in your pockets while a woman is around. You never know. Let's not forget, most women are vindictive, batshit crazy monsters.

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            •   happyjack May 18, 2018

              @iwantagoodhj247 well yeah it goes without saying you have to keep that stuff out of the workplace if you value your job. Adapt with the times or get left behind.

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      •   goodster May 18, 2018

        @happyjack Though I could use some Sympathy Pussy right about now. Well,, Anytime really.

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        •   happyjack May 18, 2018

          @goodster haha yeah there's a fine line when it's comes to that. I might have been overzealous denouncing the sympathy pussy :-)

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      •   ouch May 18, 2018

        @happyjack a prostitute who wants nothing more than for you to hurry up and finish

        It's actually not like that at all

        Thank fuck it is legal in Australia,

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        •   happyjack May 18, 2018

          @ouch it's probably the legality thing.

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    • supfishing757 May 18, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      ChristianMingle.com

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  • mehofjack May 17, 2018

    Not that much death lately...

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    •   luvthick May 17, 2018

      @mehofjack

      Well, You could get yourself a video camera, a tripod, and a Saturday night special. Oh yeah, and don't forget to leave a note with instructions to post the footage on CrazyShit.

      Or you could just shoot your nuts with a rapid action paintball gun. It will actually be a lot funnier and It will replace that depression in your head with lots of stars.

      ;-)

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  •   nybadguy May 17, 2018

    As I shit on the bowl I look over and no toilet paper on the roll. Must improvise. Wife's t shirt out of the hamper.

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    •   luvthick May 17, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Damn! She's going to be so self conscious after doing the laundry this week.

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      •   luvthick May 17, 2018

        Will the Hater/Admirer who is taking time out of their lives to neg all of my comments today please reveal his/her/itself.

        Counseling will be available.

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      •   nybadguy May 17, 2018

        @luvthick I tossed it in the trash. There was corn

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Bro! Never shit on a bowl. There used to be an herb strain called "Dogshit". Buddy of mine said it tasted like dogshit smelled. That's fuckin nasty. Wow, got a tad off subject there.

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  •   ouch May 17, 2018

    Today I took on a new role in the swing scene. I am a Dom to a very submissive Sub. She calls me Sir and aims to please. I'll be posting photos soon in the forums ir user uploads section of the site.

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    •   happyjack May 17, 2018

      @ouch nice sounds like a win win. Good opportunity to watch a butt naked woman get some projects around the house completed "yeah bitch paint that wall, that's it, gonna wash windows after this you little slut"

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      •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

        @happyjack

        HAHAHA!!!

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      •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

        @happyjack

        There's a dark side to you happs! Gotsta be that Cali son.

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        •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Derp! SUN

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        •   happyjack May 17, 2018

          @wallawilly @sarge07 not sure if I like this side of me, sounds a little pro-slavery.

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          •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

            @happyjack

            You're a cool cat happs! No matter what Grimny thinks of ya..

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            •   happyjack May 17, 2018

              @wallawilly she loves me too, just doesn't know how to show it.

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              •   ouch May 17, 2018

                @happyjack hahahahaha is she your sub?

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                •   happyjack May 17, 2018

                  @ouch Nah, although she has the hair and the hips, she's still too damn ugly. She's a Dwight from The Walking Dead look a like. Hell even Dwight with the burnt face courtesy of Negan isn't that damn ugly. But don't take my word for it, you be the judge.

                  The link below will take you to What In The Fuck Is It #87

                  https://cartermatt.com/248794/walking-dead-season-7-finale-dwight-pivotal-player/

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              •   GrimmWilder May 17, 2018

                @Bo-peep

                You're So right......

                I even started a "Go adopt a poor negro fund" on facebook just for you .......so you can buy those 'Fuck a black-fagg in the ass' pumps you've been saving for.,.,.,.,

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                •   happyjack May 17, 2018

                  @GrimmWilder Ya always go back to your anti-black rallying cry to try to pickup some cheap +1's.

                  Here let me help you out. "Any new members (or old ones) who don't like black people feel free to give me a -1 because I'm black. Any members who like white people that don't like black people feel free to give Queen Wilder a bunch of +1's because he doesn't like black people"

                  Everyone else peace and happy kwanza.

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                  •   GrimmWilder May 17, 2018

                    @Bo-peep

                    It ain't cuz you black, it that you're a chicken-ass Bitch with a big mouth that back nothing up........you talk shit about people's looks but post no pics...........why's that Bo-peep?......won't match up to your lies?

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                    •   happyjack May 18, 2018

                      @GrimmWilder nah it's because I'm black.

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                      •   GrimmWilder May 18, 2018

                        @Bo-peep

                        No, cuz you a Little pencil-neck bitch fagg..........Prove otherwise.,,.

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          •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

            @happyjack

            naaa, just your wicked sense of humor blossoming

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      •   nybadguy May 17, 2018

        @happyjack spoken like a true gentleman lol. +

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @ouch

      Note to self: Dont call Ouch sir anymore!

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      •   ouch May 17, 2018

        @wallawilly lmmfao

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    •   goodster May 18, 2018

      @ouch Thought they wouldn't allow farm animals in user uploads.;-)

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  • notquitethere May 17, 2018

    My step kid started talking shit to me today, so I reminded him I'm totally fucking his mom.

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    •   nybadguy May 17, 2018

      @notquitethere those little fuckers like to call the cop's. Gotta watch what you say to them they have more rights then we do. I got locked up a few years back for back handing my 16 year old daughter for skipping school.

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  •   burfurger May 17, 2018

    Am I making enemies with the member submitted roast pic comments? Don't mean to. As the old saying goes, you only roast the ones you love. Cheers!

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @burfurger

      Don't worry about enemies my friend. If peeps don't like ya, FUCK EM and feed em fish heads!!!

      Can't please everyone, only your boyfriend ;-)

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  •   burfurger May 17, 2018

    Went to a concert last night and almost got into a fight. Was talking to my wife at a normal level in her ear during a shitty slow song, and a dick head in a tank top, camo shorts and his hat on backwards with his girl, 2 rows down, (no one sitting in the row between us) turns around and yells "shut the fuck up!" I turned slowly and said "s'cuse me?" He said it again. And I said, calmly" if you are going to tell someone at a rock concert to shut the fuck up, you best be prepared to back it up." He stood up all puffy chested and tough like "let's go!" I just laughed and waived him off cuz I knew the set list and didn't want to get kicked out before I heard the good songs coming up. He kept at me for a bit. I went to get a beer and explained to a security guard what was going on and he said he was aware cuz someone already warned him the guy was causing trouble. I explained what I wanted to do if it got to a point. He laughed and gave me a thumbs up. So a couple more songs and doosh bag wouldn't let it go. N I'd had enough as well. He kept going "come on fucker", and I said" I hope you will be able to make it home to your double wide when we're done" that did it. Little shove from him and said outside fuck face. On the way out we passed the security guard, I gave him a wink and he smiled back. All pissed the dude slams open the door out as I followed behind a few steps. I stopped. The door shuts. Locks. Sorry no readmittance once you go outside. Finger up and a fuck you to him. His girl went out with him after a few choice words once she realized what happened. Guard laughs and says nicely done. I go back and enjoy the rest of the show.

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @burfurger

      Who was playing bro? Can't give us that whole story and not tell us who was jammin'...

      Or was it your secret man-crush on Beiber?

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      •   burfurger May 17, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Mmmm..can't say.. That would give away my location and employer as it was a show we put on. Sorry. Beiber... In German it translates to Gay Cum Receptacle.

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        •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

          @burfurger

          You're a very secretive cat... Are you, by chance, @rockinron incarnate?

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    •   luvthick May 17, 2018

      @burfurger

      Enter the Dragon!

      Nice! +

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    •   ouch May 18, 2018

      @burfurger Epic

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  •   burfurger May 17, 2018

    Headline: Parasites and bacteria may be lurking in hotel pools, hot tubs, CDC warns.

    No shit Sherlock. Have you seen most of the people who use public pools? They need a bleach rub down before even going out in public.

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  •   truckingman May 17, 2018

    I am sorry for being lazy and not posting any comments over the last week. I have been helping my father, through Internet research, find the location on my brother's truck, a 93' Ford F-150, the speed sensor and watching YouTube for the remainder of the day(s). My brother's 93' Ford F-150 speedometer stop displaying the speed as he drove his truck after the truck has its' oil pump replaced, the engine had to be removed from the truck for have access to the oil pan. The normal location for the speed sensor on a Ford F-150 is in the tail of the transmission; however, the location of the speed sensor(VSS: speed and ABS) for my brother's 93' Ford F-150 is located on the pumpkin of the rear axle above the, drive, input shaft. It took five days of work and three nights of research, on the Internet, to finally find the location of the rear axle speed (VSS) sensor. I do apologize for my laziness and lack of comments over this past week as I helped my father find the speed sensor on my brother's truck, a 93' Ford F-150, and watching YouTube after helping my father.

    1A AUTO - ABS location on the rear alxe.

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2K6YqgZE9BA/maxresdefault.jpg

    A1 AUTO

    http://www.1aauto.com

    YouTude - How to Install Replace Rear Axle ABS Sensor Ford F150

    https://www.youtube.com/2K6YqgZE9BA

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 17, 2018

      @truckingman,

      It's ok, but you were missed.

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    •   happyjack May 17, 2018

      @truckingman Taking care of business and helping the family out +1

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      • ithinkimdumb May 18, 2018

        @happyjack... how you neg'd for that?SMH...

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        •   happyjack May 18, 2018

          @ithinkimdumb lol anything I post will get one or two. I hurt somebody's feelings along the way.

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    •   nybadguy May 17, 2018

      @truckingman you and your family sure love trucks. Best of luck fixing the 93 ford F 1-50. i have a for F-250 Econoline work van and that MF is a pain in the assholes to work on.

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      •   nybadguy May 17, 2018

        @nybadguy E-250 sorry

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        •   truckingman May 18, 2018

          Nybadguy, I am glad my 62' Ford Falcon, window, van is easier to preform machanical work on its' systems; however, I am finding it harder to acquire diffirent parts that most part stores do not offer in their stock.

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  •   GrimmWilder May 17, 2018

    What in the FUCK is it! #43......Linda Lou!

    A real 'Must See'

    http://forums.crazyshit.com/showthread.php?t=853

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    •   burfurger May 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Grimm... when you going to pitch your game to the Game Show Network? They'll put it on after they show 23 hours of Family Feud.

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      •   GrimmWilder May 18, 2018

        @burfurger

        Actually it's Atom's game....i just picked it up to drum up some activity in the forums..........and i don't believe the Preacher would mind.,,.,..,

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        •   wallawilly May 18, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          Anyone know how Atom and Jay are doing? Do they visit the site?

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          •   goodster May 18, 2018

            @wallawilly Not sure but ATOM and ADAM are two different people. :-)Haven't seen any of them in awhile.

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            •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 18, 2018

              @goodster,

              Atom told me one time he may stop by, but never did.

              Adam quit working for Jay quite some time ago and moved to California.

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            •   wallawilly May 18, 2018

              @goodster

              Dude. I've forever got em all confused. Adam was the update guy who did wics, rite? Jay owned it, BigJ was the weekend re-poster and Atom was whomever. There's been lots of names associated. My first visit to site was '99 when it first started then came back few years later.

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  • Come for the new

    Leave for the nun

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  •   wallawilly May 18, 2018

    Lord of the Flies

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