I have a birthday coming up and the girlfriend already has a round trip ticket to come visit me and says she's got a treat in mind for me as long as I pay for it since the cost of make up is up. I can either get a fat stripper or 3 midget strippers to entertain me on my birthday. It is a hard choice the fat stripper is 300 pounds and the lil onees together are only 250 total what do you horny bastards out there recommend?
i say come out here to vegas and spend it here, i know of some good massage parlors that will charge u a quarter of the price and u leave happy. beautiful girls too
massage parlors "wink wink"
Hate to break it to you but if you have to pay for your own present, it's not exactly a present anymore. "The cost of make up is up"? Yikes! How much do they NEED? Real classy....