In recent news some cheesy fucker found a cheeto that looked like Harambe and sold it for $100,000 on Ebay and and an even cheesier fucker bought it. I guess shit happens when you have more money than brains. Also Valentines day is coming up so I wanted to share a romantic story I found that is 12 minutes long but has a great ending worthy of crazyshit.com. Dumped On V-Day. Also want to share my beer recipe for today and its damned good:
1. Big cup halfway filled with ice.
2. Lots of Tajin chili powder
3. Lemon juice (not lime)
4. Chamoy Sauce
5. Valentina Hot Sauce
6. add two Tecate 12 oz beers
7. repeat till you're drunk
Hope you fuckers had a nice weekend!
I just took a dump in the sink toilet was clogged
That sounds like swill.
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