Email: Jay[at]crazyshit.com

Favorite Drink: Free beer. Jack and sweet tea. Absolut and soda.

Favorite Music/Bands: Pennywise. Sublime. Mars Volta. Beastie Boys. Slightly Stoopid. Wu Tang. Rancid. And a ton more metal/punk rock shits.

Favorite Movie/TV Show/Actor: Movies; All the Indiana Jones movies. Snatch. Lock, Stock, Two Smoking Barrels. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. Clockwork Orange. Spaceballs. Blazing Saddles. TV shows; Daily Show, 60 Minutes and Family Guy. Actors; Harrison Ford. Sean Connery.

Favorite Quotes: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost

Favorite Sexual Position: Anything I can get. Beggars can’t be choosers.

How Many Times Do You Poop Per Day? One time usually. Unless it’s the beer shits, then it’s all day long.

People You Hate: I hate everyone. I don’t even know you and I hate your guts! Ohh and Paris Hilton.

If You Could Fight Any Body Who Would It Be? Abraham Lincoln. He’s got such a stupid hat, I just want to kick his ass.

Would You Ever Do A Hooker? Many factors here. Like where in the world would we be? Las Vegas? Thailand? Miami? Is she a real pro or just starting out? Is she a junky? Basically yes.