Not only is licking shoes not sexy, it's gross. I'd be willing to bet that these girls' buttholes are cleaner than their shoes. And taste better too, I'm sure.....

I guess their parents never taught them to rook both ways before crossing. They at least had a split second to realize they were about to die. I wonder what went on through their minds at th....

Heads and curbs don't make good combinations, especially when helmets aren't involved. Anybody seen his face or scalp? Nevermind, we found it over here. Good news, we might be able to sell h....

Did she deserve to get her face spiked off the window? Possibly. I don't know what transpired here, but she was going for her shoe. All I know it that the streets are a little safer with the....

This has got to be the weakest attempt at self-immolation I've ever seen. If you're going to light yourself on fire, do it right. Nobody cares if you burn up your favorite hoodie. Third degr....

I heard that if you scream, "Help! Help!", over and over like a little bitch, people will magically appear out of thin air to help you. I don't know why it's not working for him. Does somebo....

Hot chicks beating up dicks. This slut is pretty hot with a sexy body that would be great to fuck, but that ain't happening today. She came here for one reason only, ant that's to beat up hi....

Here's your daily motorcycle crash to remind you all to be careful on your two-wheel death mobiles. It's a shame that helmets can't protect your legs from being broken and severed. Now let's....

Who has time to waste with watch bands? All those seconds you waste wrapping it around your wrist and buckling it could be used for much more productive activities. His life just got way mor....

What are they getting so excited about? It looks pretty cold there, so a little fire should warm things up for them. Those fire extinguishers don't fuck around. Would you like a car wash wit....

I'm sure we'd all like to have a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, but if you had one, how long would it be before you wrecked it? Would you drive all careful cause it's your baby, or would you say,....

So who's the bigger dumbass here? The guy who lets some chick kick him in the face, or the guy who smashes his own face on the pool table. I'm going with the idiot who faceplants while tryin....

I don't think you need a 1:44 long video to convince you that boobies are awesome, but it's still fun to watch. No matter the weather, the games, or the amount of alcohol, boobies will alway....

Cysts are more fun when you can pop them and squeeze out all the puss yourself. Sometimes you need a little help from the doctor and surgical tools. Now cut that little bastard out. That was....

OK, so you clearly aren't interested in brushing your teeth, but how about just rinsing out your mouth once or twice a day. You know, just a little something to maybe keep the maggots away. ....

The entertainment has arrived, boys. It's time to get this party started, and Olga is about to do just that. She's pretty flexible for an old lady. Morale at the station is definitely on the....