They come up with all kinds of useless fucking technologies, but they can't make it so you can smell my ass over this interweb thing. That's a load of shit. But a load of shit that you can't....

Here is the footage of the soldier-killing Muslims in London charging the cops and getting shot down. Too bad the cops didn't finish the job. They obviously wanted to die as much as everybod....

Who am I kidding? We all know this bitch ain't anywhere near clean. She can't even wash under all her fat rolls by herself. And to think there are guys who get off on these lard ass bitches.....

Well they certainly dealt with that matter in a timely fashion. Give a couple bitch slaps and drag him to the bushes to put a bullet in his head. Now I'm sure he'll make a good meal for some....

We all know bitches are fucking crazy. He knew his bitch was crazy before he got caught fucking other bitches, but he probably didn't think she was crazy enough to stab him in the back. Less....

The only thing I can think of is that these chicks are brewing up some fresh fertilizer for the farmer to use, and oh boy, he sure is excited. His crops will be growing extra tall this year.....

Pull over, Achmed. You don't want to miss the show. There's a public execution going on and five guys are getting hanged. And it's sponsored by the local construction crew. This will really ....

I can't lie, I'm kind of horny watching this. I love drunk sluts and she's a super cute one. I wouldn't mind if a little bit of her piss sprayed on me. Hell, I think I'd like to put my hand ....

Jerking off just ain't enough for some guys. That's when it's time to stick needles through your dick and spray blood and cum into a shot glass. The only thing shocking about this video is t....

You can't keep a good man down, and you can't keep a crazy man dressed. And you better believe this man is crazy. And high as fuck too, I'm sure.....

Apparently Muslim extremists hacked up and murdered a British soldier in the streets of London yesterday, I guess to prove how peaceful of a religion Islam is. Then the cops showed up and sh....

Too bad he wasn't sitting in the driver's seat when it blew. How's the face feeling now, buddy? And thanks to the camera man for filming the ground right after the good part. At least he got....

There is right and a wrong way to cross the street. The right way is to make sure there aren't any cars coming that will send you flying or mow you down. The wrong way is this. Thankfully we....

She's got a great way to turn that F into an A. But a regular blowjob just won't cut it. Throw some Pop Rocks in the mix, and teacher is all about her giving him the suck off. Now try puttin....

I was actually craving some pizza for lunch today, but now I don't really want it anymore. His special sauce is no secret, but I doubt many people will be stealing his recipe. Then again, yo....

Rope or not, this fall is enough to make most fill their tighty whiteys with a giant mud pile. It's going to be uncomfortable climbing the rest of the day with a shitty ass.....