I would love to get behind a 50 caliber machine gun and start laying some shit to waste. That would be fun as fuck. Right up until the point some sniper peels back your wig with a well place....

Fucking women always have to be screaming and crying about shit that doesn't even affect them. What good is screaming going to do? None. All it does is annoy every man who has to hear it. Th....

Aren't horses such majestic creatures? So beautiful, so powerful, and really good at kicking the shit out of people. Bam! In your face, biatch! Now go clean up some horse shit.....

Hop on in the car, ladies, and enjoy the ride. Try not to pee your pants when the shit hits the fan. I bet they're all horny for the driver now. This method works every time.....

She's just a real classy girl, isn't she? She enjoys fine wine, staying active, and creating art with her bodily fluids. She's definitely a keeper. I'm sure your mother would agree.....

Check it out. Some other asshole is trying to get 72 virgins. I never understood what's so great about having 72 virgins. How much fun are you really going to have with 72 chicks that don't ....

Well what do we have here? A couple of drunk morons mutilating themselves with hot knives. Spectacular. I wonder how good of an idea they'll think that was when they sober up. Do some more, ....

I'm quite sure legs are not supposed to bend that way. Now has a couple long months of pissing in a jar and watching shitty television to look forward to. Hopefully he has a sandwich maker a....

Nice try, Tubby, but you have failed. And I would imagine that this is not the first toilet she's broken either. I'm sure she's destroyed a few after taco night. I know I have and she's in a....

Gymanistics is great. Especially when equipment fails or people get in the way and get flattened. It's also great when people purposely do stupid shit. Like this guy. I can't believe he was ....

I berieve I can touch the sky. I think about it evely night and day. Evely night I fry away. I berieve I can fry. I can fry. I berieve you wrong!....

...in the Czech republic. That's what the description read. Shed some light if it ain't. But anyhow. I'm 100% certain if I were to witness this I'd slap that dude around. I'd teach him what ....

There's really no words that come to mind at this moment to describe what is going on here. Other than mom catching son jerking it, duh. After that, it get's all fucked up and retarded...ya ....

I have the answer for you. It's right here in the video. Chicks licking on the poo-poo. Or even, just licking close to it. Man, these bitches are hot too!....

Man, that hoe got the black slapped off of her! That shit was fucking priceless. I wish there was a World Championship of Bitch-Slapping tournament. I can see it now, fat bitches everywhere ....

This is just some good ole dumb teenage shit. I'd beat my kids ass for doing some dumb shit like that. I'm not sure what outcome she was expecting...but, I reckon it wasn't that one.....