I wouldn't even expect this kind of shitty driving from an old, Asian woman, so I don't know who the fuck is behind that wheel. Maybe a drunk, Asian 6-year-old girl? Whoever it is should be ....

Hey, it's his couch and if he wants to piss on it, it is his right to do so. That's why they call it piss drunk, part of the fun is doing shit you wouldn't do sober, and waking up and wishin....

This video does a pretty great job displaying Russian culture as we know it. The only thing it's missing is some good road raging, and a guy falling from an eight-story building and walking ....

That game of football in the hot sun is getting him pretty dehydrated, but fortunately his buddy is there to help quench his thirst. Ahhh, that's just what he needed. Now he can get back in ....

So I guess it's not a good idea to stick your head or your hand in a spinning propeller. Good to know. He lucked out and got away with just part of his ear cut off, and some cuts to his wris....

I'm pretty sure the first guy is in the Special Olympics, hence the helmet. That's about what I would expect from a special pole vaulter. And you've got to love the impact sound the second g....

I would love to get behind a 50 caliber machine gun and start laying some shit to waste. That would be fun as fuck. Right up until the point some sniper peels back your wig with a well place....

Fucking women always have to be screaming and crying about shit that doesn't even affect them. What good is screaming going to do? None. All it does is annoy every man who has to hear it. Th....

Aren't horses such majestic creatures? So beautiful, so powerful, and really good at kicking the shit out of people. Bam! In your face, biatch! Now go clean up some horse shit.....

Hop on in the car, ladies, and enjoy the ride. Try not to pee your pants when the shit hits the fan. I bet they're all horny for the driver now. This method works every time.....

She's just a real classy girl, isn't she? She enjoys fine wine, staying active, and creating art with her bodily fluids. She's definitely a keeper. I'm sure your mother would agree.....

Check it out. Some other asshole is trying to get 72 virgins. I never understood what's so great about having 72 virgins. How much fun are you really going to have with 72 chicks that don't ....

Well what do we have here? A couple of drunk morons mutilating themselves with hot knives. Spectacular. I wonder how good of an idea they'll think that was when they sober up. Do some more, ....

I'm quite sure legs are not supposed to bend that way. Now has a couple long months of pissing in a jar and watching shitty television to look forward to. Hopefully he has a sandwich maker a....

Nice try, Tubby, but you have failed. And I would imagine that this is not the first toilet she's broken either. I'm sure she's destroyed a few after taco night. I know I have and she's in a....

Gymanistics is great. Especially when equipment fails or people get in the way and get flattened. It's also great when people purposely do stupid shit. Like this guy. I can't believe he was ....