Words escape right now. This is just too fucking spectacular. I don't know anything about this slut, but I love her. Even if she does listen to shitty music.....

There are so many ways to faceplant, crack your skull, and break shit, and they are all awesome to watch other people do. And sometimes parents like to get their kids involved in the pain to....

You know, if you're going to be a complete insensitive asshole and stand above somebody, filming them during the worst moments of their life, at least get the whole scene for the viewer. Wha....

Nice bloody abscess. Give it a poke and watch the fluids flow. I wonder if we can get the whores from two girls one cup to have some fun with all that blood and puss. Free cocaine if they do....

Check out homeboy standing up for Paris Hilton, against the lowlife scumbag paparazzi assholes that do nothing but fuel the pathetic obsession the retarded masses have with celebrities. Hope....

Public Disgrace is for dirty fucking whores. Uma Masome has been a naughty slut and her punishment is some Public Disgrace. Some shocking and spanking get things started nicely. And since he....

Holy shit! That will wake you up in the morning. Or kill you, or whatever. I'm putting my money on that car being full of blood and feces. Usually those two ingredients make for a great time....

Uh-oh, somebody really has to tinkle, but fluffing the pillows and tidying up the coffee table comes first. I don't think she's going to make it to the bathroom. Oh yeah, let that golden sho....

This is probably the most brutal ass kicking I've seen all year. I think Warren might not be able to count to potato anymore after this onslaught. Good job, ref. Way to let the entertainment....

That was a pretty sweet trick. I wonder how many tries it took to nail it so clean like that. I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.....

See More Woman Strapping on for their Men When your relationship takes this turn, it's time to move on. Don't let your woman wear the pants AND the strap on. You only get one, out of the two....

This edition of Saturday Slams is about the ouchie. Yup, using your face to break your fall will always get a smile out of me. Enjoy the ouch!....

Not only does it make my stomach move, it makes his move. I guess when you jam in a five foot dildo in your ass, it has to go somewhere. I mean, really man, that has to be fucking up your in....

You sir are locked in for the 2012 Worst Firefighter of the Year award. It's clear that you have your head up your ass, and you have probably caused more property damage than the fire has. ....

You know how long this would have taken if he went and had a real doctor to do this? At least 8 hours of his life he might never get back. You get yourself an exacto knife, some alcohol (whi....

Are you hyped for St. Patrick's Day tomorrow? We sure are. We aren't Irish, but we like to drink, and isn't that what it's all about? Drinking, fighting, drinking, fucking, drinking, puking,....