I know you've been lonely, so I've done some searching and I found the gurl just for you. She's Shithead and she only likes anal. She's also immune to AIDS and is getting an abortion. There'....

Once again, another crazyshit video has left me sitting here with a puzzled look on my face and wondering what the fuck is wrong with people. He's such a pretty little bunny, isn't he?....

So many wonderful things happen in the parking lot of the ghetto corner store. It's like a magical place where dreams come true. Except the dream of getting out of the ghetto. That one never....

It sounds like Jesus Christ had himself a nervous breakdown or something. Maybe he just couldn't handle people asking him for shit all the time. He probably just wants to kick back with some....

I hope he didn't think anybody would actually stop to help him. What a grave miscalculation that would have been. The Asian way is surely to let him lie there and bleed unattended.....

What a selfish dick. Why is he out trying to waste other peoples' time by getting run over by cars and shit. That is pretty inconsiderate of him. He needs to get up and stop blocking traffic....

You've got to watch out for jumping cars. You never know when one might surprise your ass and land on your hood. He must have accidentally hit his turbo boosters.....

That was a really slick move. He's very nimble, like a cat. Now enjoy the next half hour picking all that shit up and putting it back on the rack.....

British cops don't have guns, but they do have tasers. And an annoying bitch on a horse who should shut her piehole. They should have just let that guy cut his own throat.....

How bout some frog sushi? Maybe even while it's still alive! Now that's some fresh shit. I like how it starts doing the back-stroke in the salad. Dope!....

See, you can dance to dub-step. This brotha just proved it. Look at those moves! That's some next-level outta this world type shit! Ohhh damn son!....

What we have here is a lil Syrian war action going on. Then, ole boy gets shot right in the dick. Needless to say, that took all the fight out of him. They even left his rifle in the middle ....

These kind of things never get old to me. I love the look of sheer terror in peoples eyes when the get woken up like this. Absolutely lovely! Fuckin bahstaads!....

Dude, I could never act that fuckin gay. Unless, of course, I was a cock-sucker. But anyhow, yeah dude, you're different. Perfect song for you. You're real mean and intimidating throwing the....

So with the Superbowl tomorrow I figured you guys could use a refresher on how to prepare your meat. So, take notes and do exactly as he does...including taking your shirt off and pounding y....

That's hands-down, the best serve I've ever seen. I also like the brief interview after the match. She seems to have a firm grasp on the English language.....