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Last Updated 10-16-2014
Animals at crazy shit can be silly, or they can be sassy. Actually sassy means they want to rip your face off on camera when you think it's a good idea to jump the Zoo fence to pet some tigers, mean while it's all caught on film for us to see. Those are crazy shit animals.
YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE WRONG CAMEL
YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE WRONG CAMEL

That just might be the most awesome thing I've seen all week. Good job, camel. Clearly he's sick of being tied up and raped by the locals, and has decided to strike back. Nice fucking toss.....

Posted: 10-16-2014
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I'M KING OF THE ZOO BITCH
I'M KING OF THE ZOO BITCH

When I go to the zoo, there are two things I expect to see besides animals laying around under a tree. I expect to see some shitting and I expect to see some humping. But today the lions gav....

Posted: 10-15-2014
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I BET HE WISHES HE WORE A HELMET
I BET HE WISHES HE WORE A HELMET

I fucking love it! I could watch morons get wrecked by bulls all day long and be a very happy camper. I just don't get it. Why taunt a giant beast with horns? Of course I want them to keep d....

Posted: 10-8-2014
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BULL HELPS HIM LEARN TO FLY
BULL HELPS HIM LEARN TO FLY

I fucking love it. I could never get sick of watching dumbasses get worked the fuck over by some pissed off bulls. If you want to run with the bulls, then you better be fast and aware or you....

Posted: 10-1-2014
Views: 13579
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WHITE TIGER GETS A HEARTY MEAL
WHITE TIGER GETS A HEARTY MEAL

Some say he jumped in there, some say he slipped and fell, and some say he slipped and fell while throwing rocks at the tiger. Whatever the case, he was in there for 15 minutes before gettin....

Posted: 9-24-2014
Views: 23597
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IT'S A BUNNY ATTACK
IT'S A BUNNY ATTACK

There is a island out there that is just full of bunnies. You know what I like about bunnies? Rabbit stew, that shit is good! Then for the fun of it, you get your 22 out, with a scope and st....

Posted: 9-13-2014
Views: 14246
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WHAT DID MR. CRODODILE HAVE FOR DINNER?
WHAT DID MR. CRODODILE HAVE FOR DINNER?

Why do they have to kill the crocodile just because it ate someone? Chances are that person did something stupid to get eaten in the first place. Just let the croc have this one. Dicks.....

Posted: 9-5-2014
Views: 20280
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QUIT MONKEYING AROUND
QUIT MONKEYING AROUND

Well thats something you donít see everyday. Iím not 100%, but Iím sure this is how the monkeys from the wizard of oz were made. The bad part is, now the pidgin has AIDS.....

Posted: 9-1-2014
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THE BEST REASON TO WATCH A HORSE RACE
THE BEST REASON TO WATCH A HORSE RACE

I hope the horses are OK. Who cares about the jockeys? But that was good of the horses to keep on running and finish the race. Maybe they can do another lap and trample the jockeys some more....

Posted: 8-17-2014
Views: 13749
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WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

You were just stung by a stingray, what do you mean what should you do. How much of a fucking meat head are you? You know what, Iím sorry for doubting your intelligence. You should go out an....

Posted: 8-11-2014
Views: 19611
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THE RUSSIAN DUCK MASTER
THE RUSSIAN DUCK MASTER

He is the almighty Russian duck master. It's taking a few months and a few cases of vodka, but he now commands an army of ducks, ready to do his bidding at any moment. One thing is for sure.....

Posted: 8-7-2014
Views: 11138
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FERNANDO'S LAST RODEO
FERNANDO'S LAST RODEO

Hey, that Mexican is really putting on a show. Look at him ride that bull. Ouch. And I'm pretty sure he's dead. If he's not dead, I'm sure his brain is. That was quite a blow his melon took.....

Posted: 8-5-2014
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THE ZOO IS A DANGEROUS PLACE FOR DUMBASSES
THE ZOO IS A DANGEROUS PLACE FOR DUMBASSES

If I'm not mistaken, the father was sitting there and watching his kid be a fucking idiot, jumping the security barrier and sticking his hand in the tiger cage. I can't say I have any sympat....

Posted: 8-2-2014
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DOGGIE ISNT GIVING UP BEER
DOGGIE ISNT GIVING UP BEER

Manís best friend just became the biggest dick at the party. Thanks to Barky here, we canít drink our beer. Wait a minute, maybe we should just give him a burger, and he will chill out. Mayb....

Posted: 7-25-2014
Views: 12287
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BULLED OFF THE STAGE
BULLED OFF THE STAGE

There you have it, Pedro. Even the bull thinks you guys suck. Now get off the stage and go make me some tacos or serve me some tequila in a sombrero. We've heard enough of your shitty music ....

Posted: 7-10-2014
Views: 13845
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ROTTWEILER LIKES TO EAT KIDS
ROTTWEILER LIKES TO EAT KIDS

Look how the dog owner just walks away afterward. If that was my kid, that dog would be getting his fucking head stomped. The owner would probably be next too. I'm think that little tyke won....

Posted: 7-2-2014
Views: 19567
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