Animals Videos

The deer just needed a ride for a few blocks, that's all. And he didn't want to pay the fare either. That is one tough motherfucker right there. Delicious too I'm sure.....

This is a good one to watch right before you go to bed and you're sure to have sweet dreams. For a second I thought I was watching an Alien movie. My gummy worms taste funny now.....

I so wanted this idiot to get trampled and a tusk shoved right up his ass. Then all his friends to get a piece too. Fucking morons got away easy on this one.....

It's just some dude riding wheelies around the parking lot with his dawg! That's his motha-fuckin dawg mang! You got a problem with his dawg and you got's a problem with him! G! ....

Ole "Brawn the Bear" is tired of this little monkey's antics. What's his course of action to correct these antics? Simple, mauling him to death! Solved!....

Now this is some seriously cool shit! I've always been fascinated by these birds, now a first-hand view of fucking shit up mid-air! That's a bad motha....shush you mouth!....

I truly love to see bulls fuck people up, whether they're bull fighters, Spaniards running in the streets, cowboys, rode clowns, or just dumb bitches at a rodeo. As long as the bull shoves h....

These are some good guys, just looking to help a stupid sheep get his head free from the fence. They didn't even take the opportunity to gang rape it while it was standing there totally help....

I guess the dogs don't like assholes in pink pants throwing shit at them. I wonder if this jerkoff learned his lesson. It was sure was nice to see him go from tough guy to screaming like a b....

The dolphin is hungry for a snack and something must be smelling fishy to him. That might be a clue it's time for a cleansing. Summer's eve works just as well in early spring.....

Aren't horses such majestic creatures? So beautiful, so powerful, and really good at kicking the shit out of people. Bam! In your face, biatch! Now go clean up some horse shit.....

You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Everybody knows that. And sometimes the horns rip your face apart. That's just how it goes, and that's what you get for wearing those gay little ma....

The octopus is an interesting creature, to say the least. As far as eating them goes, they're a little on the tough side. I prefer snapper, myself. That's all I got!....

....he died! That's the kind of shit that needs to happen at all zoos so kids can get their daily lesson of life and death. Lessons like stay out of the wrong neighborhoods. If you're uber-w....

The cute chicks in bikinis are looking good. The bloody calf being pulled out of a cow's vagina is not looking so good. Now how about putting that fist up the other girl's cunt? That I would....

"...Tim Sappington, who is (violently) frustrated with animal rights activists who object to horses being slaughtered for meat, so he shoots a horse at point blank range...." So, I'm sure th....