Asians Videos

If you love to beat off or take shits in public, then China is a good place for you. It's pretty normal to put your hand down your pants and tug away on the meatpole. You can even stick both....

How do you know you miss your flight and you are not in the US? You get away with this shit here. There is no way in God's green earth that you could get as far as ripping that keyboard off ....

I berieve I can touch the sky. I think about it evely night and day. Evely night I fry away. I berieve I can fry. I can fry. I berieve you wrong!....

When do you decide that you should try throwing chopsticks through steel pans? I honestly want to know the answer to that question. However, until the answer rears it's ugly head, I'll watch....

Now this is how you unload a truck full of bamboo. No need to fuck around with heavy construction equipment or manual labor. Just a little old fashioned Chinese driving tricks will take care....

I love how serious this kid is taking his Starcraft warm up. Man, games have come a long way since the Atari 2600 I started with. But I don't think you'd ever catch me warming up my fucking ....

Them big ol' titties are all filled up with milk and need to be emptied. If I was a betting man, I'd put my money on that milk going up someone's asshole and getting sprayed out on someone's....

Gotta love them crazy Asians! I bet they get aroused doing this type of shit. Matter of fact I know they do. Why the fuck else would you do shit like this? I couldn't give a fuck less about ....

The Great Wall of China and the Great Wall of Japan are a little bit different. They also attract different kinds of tourists. If these guys are about to die, I can think of a lot worse ways....

So this is sexy to some people. I guess watching an Asian chick brush her tongue and drool can really get the blood flowing to a wang. I learn new things every day here at crazyshit. At leas....

Death by fart is one of the most honorable ways to die in Japan. When your time comes, a true friend will gladly place her bare ass in your face, and blast you with her toxic butthole fumes.....

I hope he didn't think anybody would actually stop to help him. What a grave miscalculation that would have been. The Asian way is surely to let him lie there and bleed unattended.....

How bout some frog sushi? Maybe even while it's still alive! Now that's some fresh shit. I like how it starts doing the back-stroke in the salad. Dope!....

...or whatever place that speaks this language. These fuckers are so baller that it fuckin snows bricks there! Yeah, baller as fuck!....

It's really pretty simple. Swerve into another moped so the riders fall off it, then run over and drive away on it. It's that easy. And the good news is, they got run over by a truck two blo....

Check out the fucking Chinese ninja girl. That shit is awesome. I do believe I would like to explore the inside of this chick's vagina. Preferably while she's hanging from a tree all ninja s....